Hell has the advantage of not having a physical body, so no matter how much you get hurt, you won't die. It's just that... It will hurt, a pain from the depths of the soul.

Lu Tang experienced the most painful and wonderful moment in his life, and everyone was very envious that he could be pierced into his ass by Fang Tian's halberd. After pulling it out that night, Lu Zijing put some special plasters on him, and when he woke up the next morning, Lu Tang could go to the ground and act.

Lu Tang slowly rubbed his buttocks, and kept complaining: "The shopkeeper is too ruthless, isn't it just a few tables, as for it?"

Li Yuankui walked in with the freshly washed vegetables and deliberately looked at Lu Tang's buttocks: "Yo, this little ass is warped enough." ”

Lu Tang turned his head to look behind him, and he could actually see his swollen buttocks, and he smiled. walked to the stairs, held on to the stairs, bent down and deliberately cocked his buttocks, looking sexy and delicate: "If I were a woman, I don't know how many men I could kill with this ass." Yuankui, do you think I'm sexy?"

Li Yuankui: "Hmph, yes! You kid just won't give up if you don't die." ”

Lu Lingyun stretched her waist, saw Lu Tang, who was a demon downstairs, secretly ran down, and suddenly slapped Lu Tang's buttocks: "Morning." ”

"Ahh

Lu Zijing rubbed his eyes and came out of the backyard: "Yuankui, kill pigs early in the morning?"

"You're a pig!" Lu Cheng lay on the table with his buttocks covered, his expression very painful. He looked at Lu Lingyun viciously: "Little girl liar, why are you sneaking up on me!"

Lu Lingyun: "It's none of my business, if you ask if sex is sexy, I'll try it." Overall, it feels good. Hey, hey!"

Lu Tang was lying on the table with a sweaty head, Lu Zijing walked over and patted him on the shoulder: "Fortunately, you hid quickly yesterday and caught Fang Tian's halberd with your ass, if it was the front, then you can go to Dongchang Street to report this morning." ”

Mink Yu went out and saw Lu Tang, and hurriedly ran down in distress: "Brother, are you okay? Why is your butt swollen like an ant." It's so pitiful, my sister will rub it for you. ”

Mink Yu gluttonously rolled up his sleeves as he spoke, and stretched out his "magic grasp" to Lu Tang's ass.

Lu Zijing hurriedly stopped: "Eh, in broad daylight, do you want to take advantage!"

Lu Lingyun didn't look at Mink Yu's greed, and scolded coldly: "Hmph, dogs can't change eating, and fox spirits can't change their." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Who are you scolding! Am I digging someone's ancestral grave or blowing up someone's toilet, when I meet you, a bear child, if it weren't for you, would Lu Tang be injured?"

Lu Lingyun never looked at her: "Anyway, it's none of my business." At least I'm not as erotic as somebody. ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Dead girl, are you underwhelmed?"

Lu Lingyun slapped the table, got up and scolded: "Dead eighth woman, I'm afraid of you, come, see how I clean you up!"

The two of them stepped on the stool with one foot on the table and the other on the table, staring at each other viciously, eager to eat each other.

"Kaji!" Meng Xiaotian's door opened upstairs, and she walked down coldly with a blank face.

Li Yuankui: "Shopkeeper, are you awake?"

Meng Xiaotian didn't respond, squinting at Lu Tang, this kind of murderous look made Lu Tang feel a chrysanthemum tight, and at this moment he was scared but a little excited.

Lu Tang smiled: "Shopkeeper, good morning." ”

Meng Xiaotian didn't say a word, and walked to the backyard coldly.

Lu Tang shuddered: "What's so strange today from the shopkeeper?"

Lu Zijing pulled Lu Lingyun off the table: "It's not you who hurt it." ”

Lu Tang: "Hey, you shouldn't be so angry when you are angry, this vicious woman." ”

Lu Zijing: "Shhh, you can't talk nonsense, if she hears it, it will be okay." ”

Li Yuankui: "The shopkeeper is usually kind and angry, and he doesn't seem to have any personality, but if he starts a fire, no one can resist it." Hades is afraid of her, and she's a person who holds a grudge. You've ruined her most beloved piece of furniture, so you'd better be careful, I have a hunch that she won't let you go. ”

Lu Tang: "Then I'm not dead!"

Lu Lingyun: "You won't die, you will only be tortured, life is better than death." ”

Lu Tang: "It's terrible! you go and help me bring my soup, I'll drink it and quickly reincarnate." ”

Li Yuankui nodded honestly: "Okay, you wait." ”

Lu Zijing stopped Li Yuankui: "Don't do things so extremely." Women need to be coaxed, and if you coax her to be happy, there will be nothing. ”

Li Yuankui sneered: "Hmph, it's as if you understand women very well." ”

Lu Tang: "Two big brothers, what do you say to make the shopkeeper happy?"

Lu Zijing: "I think it's money!"

Everyone: "Money?"

Lu Zijing: "That's right, since the business of our hell hot pot restaurant has been bleak, the shopkeeper's temperament seems to have changed greatly. She used to laugh so much. ”

Li Yuankui continued: "She was so gentle before. ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "She was so kind before. ”

Lu Zijing: "So, as long as you can find a way to make the hot pot restaurant business better and make money, the shopkeeper will definitely forgive you." Hey, it's as difficult to be a person as it is to be a ghost, there are too many things that you can't let go, otherwise life must be happy. ”

Lu Zijing's words made Lu Tang's eyes light up, he lay on the table and thought for a while and quickly got up: "Okay, but I need Lu Lingyun's help!"

Lu Lingyun: "I'm still an innocent and cute child, what can I help?" ”

Lu Tang: "I want you to use Fang Tian's halberd to drill holes in these tables." ”

Everyone shouted in unison in surprise: "What, you're crazy!" Lu Cheng smiled.

What did Meng Xiaotian do in the backyard, did she go to wash? No, she went to the room where only she had entered. After a while, he dragged a Qinglong Yanyue Knife out with difficulty. This knife is much more fierce than Fang Tian's painting halberd, and Meng Xiaotian's height is only one-third of this knife.

She gasped and laughed: "Dead Lu Tang, I couldn't kill you yesterday, I'll use this to hack you to death today." ”

Meng Xiaotian struggled to drag the Qinglong Glaive into the lobby, but everything in front of her almost made her faint. At this time, the tables in the lobby were all dug with a round hole. Looking at these tables that have accompanied him for hundreds of years, Meng Xiaotian was dizzy.

"The shopkeeper, the shopkeeper. Lu Tang hugged her and kept screaming.

Meng Xiaotian slowly stood up, swayed to the table, and hugged the table tightly: "My 10,000-year-old wooden table, why are you all like this." ”

Lu Tang: "Shopkeeper, don't be sad, you see that I kept the long table we usually eat at for you, I didn't dig it." ”

Meng Xiaotian looked at Lu Tang with teary eyes: "Lu Tang, why are you again, I fought with you today!"

Meng Xiaotian raised her fist to hit Lu Tang, but Lu Tang grabbed his hand tightly: "Shopkeeper, what if I can let you earn 100 million first?"

Meng Xiaotian immediately regained her spirits: "Really?"

Lu Tang: "Yes, as long as you believe me." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "The hot pot restaurant has been out of business for a long time, and everyone is reluctant to drink Meng Po soup anymore." ”

Lu Tang: "Having said that, you have the ability to make a soup that makes people forget the past, and I, as a screenwriter, know how to talk and deceive ghosts." That's why I want you to make a soup now that only makes people forget one thing. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Only forget one thing? why?"

Lu Tang: "Look at the ghosts on the street, are they all happy?"

Lu Tang pulled Meng Xiaotian to the outside of the hot pot restaurant, Meng Xiaotian hadn't come out for a long time. When she saw the bustling group of ghosts outside, she was a little excited at first, followed by loneliness. Because on the faces of these ghosts, she could not see a smile.

Lu Tang: "Actually, they are not happy, they live a depressed life every day, the cost of living is getting higher and higher, and there are more and more trivial things at home. They want to be happy, but they can't let go. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Then why don't they drink my soup and start over completely?"

Lu Tang: "Because they are just as unwilling to admit defeat as you are." What we have the most in our life is obsession, we don't want to be poor when we are poor, we don't want to face heartache when we have heartache, and we don't want to die even when we die. We're all trying to be ourselves, but we're also losing to ourselves. They're just like me, they're not at the point of nowhere to go, and it's too hard for them to leave everything behind and start all over again. But if you can help them forget the one thing they want to forget, they will come. ”

Meng Xiaotian thought about it and walked back to the lobby and sat down: "Having said that, then why should we work so hard to sell hot pot? ”

Lu Tang: "Stupid, the easiest way to get happiness in the world is to eat. How happy it would be to enjoy the food while forgetting the pain. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Okay, then give it a try." Eh, how many of them are there?"

Lu Tang: "I asked them to help, Lu Zijing and Lu Lingyun went to buy hell charcoal, I heard that the ignition will never be extinguished, and it is environmentally friendly and cheap, which can reduce our costs." Li Yuankui and Mink Yu are greedy to purchase hot pot ingredients and prepare to develop a new pot base. ”

Meng Xiaotian was a little surprised by Lu Tang at this time, she looked at him appreciatively: "Then what are you doing?"

Lu Cheng tilted his head and said with a wicked smile: "I'm in charge of taking care of you who fainted! Don't look at you, you're only a small one, but it's so heavy that I almost dislocated." ”

Meng Xiaotian grabbed Lu Tang's arm: "Eh, it's dislocated, right?" Okay, I'll reconnect it for you, okay?"

Lu Tang screamed. At this time, Lu Zijing, Lu Lingyun, Li Yuankui and Mink Yu came out from the second floor, they were dressed in black, dressed in linen and wearing filial piety, and Lu Zijing and Lu Lingyun walked in front, and they scattered flowers as they walked. Behind them was Mink Yuyu, who was holding a huge black-and-white photograph with a gloomy face. The last Li Yuankui, holding a tablet in one hand and a stick of incense in the other, slowly followed with his head down.

Lu Zijing: "Rest in peace, Lu Tang." ”

Lu Lingyun: "Rest in peace." ”

Mink Yu is greedy: "You have to go well, next time I am a ghost, I will be your confidante." Rest in peace. ”

Li Yuankui: "Rest in peace, brother, who told you to dig a hole in the shopkeeper's table to make hot pot, rest in peace." ”

Lu Tang and Meng Xiaotian downstairs stared blankly at the funeral team, and Lu Tang couldn't help but scold: "Axi, why are you here?"

When everyone saw that Lu Tang was not killed by Meng Xiaotian, they ran over happily: "Wow, you weren't tortured to death by the shopkeeper!"

Lu Tang: "I'm all ghosts, how else can I die." But how many of you said you were going to buy something?"

Li Yuankui: "We weren't worried about you, didn't dare to leave." ”

Lu Zijing: "That's it, and you asked us to dig a hole in the table, in case you run away, we will find someone to back our back." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Oh, it turns out that my table is a good thing done by a few of you!"

Everyone looked at each other and hurriedly dropped what they were holding.

Lu Zijing: "Eh, it's time to go shopping, bye!"

Lu Lingyun: "Eh, grandpa, wait for me." ”

Mink Yu greedily pulled Li Yuankui: "Hurry up, hurry up, or the vegetable market will close the stall." Everyone quickly ran out of the gate, and soon disappeared.

Meng Xiaotian: "Hmph, I'll clean you up when I come back!" Lu Tang, now it's all done according to your wishes, you can make money, right?"

Lu Tang: "No! There is still one link missing, that is, our hot pot has to have a different name, which can deeply attract diners." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Mandarin duck pot, mother and son pot, clear soup, sour soup, spicy pot?"

Lu Tang: "It's too uncreative. Take the mandarin duck pot as an example, you should give it a special name, so that people can't forget it at first sight. ”

Meng Xiaotian thought for a while and said happily: "I know, I'll call you Nong and I Nong Pot!" It means that after eating, the two of them will love each other and never give up for the rest of their lives. ”

Lu Tang shook his head: "It's not good, it's not good." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Then what do you call it?"

Lu Tang: "Of course, it's called an adulterer and an adulteress!"