Chapter 13 The head is on the right
Prince Gan Linliang was melancholy, touched his bald head, and put his hands behind his back with a sad expression: "In the country next door to our Labrador non-check-in Asiba Nima La, the subjects gave me the affectionate nickname 'Hey Leopard', and I have been trying to protect my country until she appears." ”
Lu Tang looked at the prince with disdain, and said to himself: "Damn, you are a hey leopard, then I am not a bully." ”
Gan Linliang: "Her name is millet spicy, and she came to our country to steal high-tech." ”
Lu Tang: "Is it Mi Spicy? Is it the girlfriend of the steel man? And you have hairy high-tech, it won't be Jin Kela." ”
Gan Linliang: "I stopped her, but I accidentally fell in love with her." It's a pity that she has someone in her heart. That night, she didn't reject me, that night she hurt me, that night, I was full of tears, that night I was drunk with her. ”
Lu Tang: ", why did you suddenly start singing, did you buy the copyright?"
Gan Linliang: "When I woke up the next day, there was only a letter left by her. She couldn't forget a man, she said that they hit it off at first sight in the peach blossom forest outside Gusu City, and she was waiting for him to marry her. I don't know if feelings are a game, and if I can win or lose, I don't know if she will win. But I knew that from the beginning, I was losing. ”
Lu Tang: "Why does this passage sound so familiar, I seem to have seen it somewhere." This unnutritious monologue is really rotten, isn't it?" As soon as Lu Tang turned around, Meng Xiaotian, Mink Yuyu, Lu Lingyun, Lu Zijing, Li Yuankui and Yang Xiaoguo all looked at the prince silently with tears streaming down their faces.
Lu Tang: "I'll go, what are you crying about, why are the tears so low." He turned around, startled, Prince Gan Linliang stood behind him, the two faces close together, and there was only a centimeter between their mouths.
Lu Tang: "You... You... What for?"
Gan Linliang stretched out a finger to block Lu Tang's mouth: "Shhh Every time she stared at the sky, I knew she was thinking of someone else. I was jealous of that person, I wanted to know what it was like to be liked, and I hurt a lot of people as a result. ”
Lu Tang: "Then why are you so close to me?" ”
Gan Linliang kept using his fingers to flick Lu Tang's lips, with affection: "I know she won't come back, but I'm still waiting." I sat on the prairie for two days and two nights, watching the sky change, and I realized that I had lived here for so long, but I had never seen this sky clearly. ”
Lu Tang quickly took a few steps back and looked at the prince with disgust: "Axi, I can't stand you, so hypocritical." Then you're trying to forget about her, right, simple, palm..."
Meng Xiaotian blocked Lu Tang's mouth with her fingers, walked towards the prince with teary eyes, raised her right hand as if to touch the prince's face, but her hand moved down to touch the jewel necklace hanging by the prince, and said movingly: "The biggest trouble of the ghost is that he has a good memory." I know that the best way to avoid being rejected by a ghost is to reject the ghost first. ”
Prince Gan Linliang grabbed Meng Xiaotian's hand: "Can you make me forget this pain? ”
Lu Tang pointed at the prince: "Hey, hey, where are you going, are you catching it!" He walked over to stop the prince, but was slapped to the ground by Dahei.
Here Meng Xiaotian and the prince looked at each other affectionately, Meng Xiaotian tightly grasped the jewel necklace and said: "The more you want to know if you have forgotten her, the more clearly you will remember." You can go back and think about it, and think about it and we'll have dinner together tomorrow night. ”
Lu Tang just stood up, and saw Meng Xiaotian and the prince looking at each other affectionately, and he pointed and scolded again: "Well, well, do you take advantage of it in broad daylight? ”
"Slap" Da Hei slapped Lu Tang to the ground again.
Prince Gan Linliang: "Then it's decided, beautiful wizard. Tomorrow at sunset and dusk, I will come to the appointment. After saying that, the prince took off the jeweled necklace around his neck: "This is for you, only the most beautiful people deserve it." ”
Mink Yu clasped his hands and looked at it enviously and said, "Wow, it's so romantic." ”
Lu Cheng looked at the ground in a daze: "This is romantic, it's obviously a hooligan." Don't be afraid, shopkeeper, I'll save you now. Lu Tang tried to get up, but was slapped continuously by Da Hei riding on his body.
After the two of them were tired for a while, Prince Gan Linliang left with jet black and big black. Before leaving, Wu Hei Hei gave each of the guys in the store a bright glowing stone, except for Lu Tang, who fainted on the ground, everyone had one. They only held the gifts and happily saw off the prince and his party away. When he came back, he was full of joy and held it in his hand, and even forgot to look at his feet and stepped on Lu Tang a few times.
When Lu Tang woke up, it was already late at night, and Lu Tang scratched his head in wonder: "How did I sleep here?" He looked at the sky: "Wow, it's so late, isn't it time to eat." ”
When he returned to his senses, he found that everyone was resting, and he didn't know who made the bed, and Yang Xiaoguo was asleep in the quilt.
Lu Tang: "Wow, you are so unrighteous, and you don't call me when you eat." He rubbed his stomach and walked to the backyard: "Let's go find something to eat." ”
Suddenly, he ran back nervously, and said, "Oh no, no, no." He picked up the sleeping Yang Xiaoguo, and then ran to the backyard.
There was a large pot in the backyard, and the fire below was still burning, but the soup was almost at the bottom. Lu Tang lifted Yang Xiaoguo and threw it into the pot.
"Eh" Yang Xiaoguo screamed, stood up angrily, and held the side of the pot with his hand: "What are you doing!"
Lu Tang: "Hurry up and squat in and bubble well, otherwise you won't be able to get your memory back." ”
Yang Xiaoguo yawned: "But I washed it in the afternoon." ”
Lu Tang: "What? When did you wash it?" ”
Yang Xiaoguo: "When you fainted, I ran in and washed it myself." ”
Lu Tang: "Ah, what about Mink Yu greedy for them?"
Yang Xiaoguo: "Each of them is holding the stone given by the prince, it's weird, it's like losing the soul, and I cooked the dinner myself." ”
Lu Tang: "You can also cook, it's amazing." ”
Yang Xiaoguo: "Of course, you can't be as wasted as you." Pander to... Pander to... Ah Qiu!" Yang Xiaoguo sneezed: "It's all your fault, I caught a cold." ”
Lu Tang: "I'm sorry, I'll take you in to change your clothes now." Lu Tang hurriedly took Yang Xiaoguo out of the pot.
In the lobby, Lu Tang stripped Yang Xiaoguo of his clothes: "Wait a minute, I have a dress for you." ”
After a while, Lu Tang came over with a white short-sleeved T-shirt, Yang Xiaoguo turned around, and a cat-shaped birthmark appeared on his back.
Lu Tang stared blankly, remembering what Black and White Impermanence said in the morning. He sat down, his hands trembling, and said, "You... You are the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance!"
Yang Xiaoguo put on the T-shirt by himself: "Yes, is there any problem?"
Lu Tang: "But you... So small. ”
Yang Xiaoguo: "Blame me." Actually, I was just an ordinary child, and I remember that on the day before I died, my friends and I were chasing and playing happily. But when I met an injured uncle in the jungle, I walked over curiously, and the uncle grabbed me tightly and transmitted all his skills to me. It's a pity that I don't have the physique to practice martial arts, so I died soon after the power was injected into my body. ”
Lu Tang: "It's so pitiful, and then." ”
Yang Xiaoguo: "Then I came to hell." I wanted to find something to eat that day, but I met a few hooligans who wanted to bully me, so I casually dealt with them. Then I was carried by a group of people to a courtyard, and somehow became the head of the Purple Ink Sect. They asked me to challenge the leader of the martial arts alliance, and promised to give me delicious food, and I was hungry and solved him without thinking too much, and then became the leader of the martial arts alliance. ”
Lu Tang listened with relish: "Wow, this story is so exciting, it must be legendary to write." Eh, why did you disappear?"
Yang Xiaoguo: "It's not because I'm hungry, after becoming the leader of the martial arts alliance, they told me that in order to stand the test, people who practice martial arts must retreat and endure hunger for 7749 days." I was still a child, so I couldn't stand it, so I ran away secretly. ”
Lu Tang: "Hey, it's really hard for you." Don't worry, I won't let them send you back, you can live here with good food and drink, and tomorrow I will take you to the market and buy you more snacks. ”
Yang Xiaoguo: "Brother Lu Tang, you are so good." ”
Lu Tang smiled: "Stinky boy, only this kind of time will you find out that I am good." I'm hungry, so I'll go to the kitchen and get us something to eat. ”
Yang Xiaoguo nodded happily, and then looked down at the pattern on the clothes: "Brother Lu Tang, this dress is so ugly, who is this big yellow fat mouse on it?"
Lu Tang: "Oh, Pika Mountain. ”
Yang Xiaoguo: "Pickup Mountain, it's a copycat, no wonder it's so ugly." ”
Lu Tang simply cooked two bowls of noodles in the kitchen and brought them in, and the two of them happily ate on the table.
Lu Tang: "Is it delicious?"
Yang Xiaoguo didn't speak, nodded, and ate heavily. Lu Tang smiled and touched his head.
Suddenly, Li Yuankui walked out of the backyard, holding a stone with white light in his hand, his face was pale with light, he held it carefully, and his eyes were shining greedily.
Lu Tang: "Yuan Kui, you haven't slept so late, do you want to eat noodles?"
Li Yuankui didn't respond, just stared at the stone blankly, and said to himself: "Mine, hey, hey, my baby, mine." ”
Lu Tang: "Hey, I'm talking to you! I thought there was only the shopkeeper's greed for money, but it turns out that you are also so obsessed with money." What kind of stone is so strange, show it to me. ”
Lu Tang walked over and wanted to take the stone, Li Yuankui's face changed and he roared angrily, and the frightened Lu Tang jumped back, and then Li Yuankui looked at the stone greedily and said, "Hehe, this is mine, my baby." As he spoke, he walked back to the backyard.
Yang Xiaoguo lifted the bowl and drank the soup cleanly, and took a full breath: "Look, I'll just say they're strange." ”
Lu Cheng leaned on his waist: "Well, it's quite strange! There must be something wrong with that stone, I have to get a piece to study it." ”
Yang Xiaoguo took out a stone from his underwear: "Is this what you are talking about?"
Lu Tang stared blankly, and the stone in Yang Xiaoguo's hand began to emit white light, becoming more and more intense, illuminating the entire lobby.