Chapter 12 The head is on the left
Meng Xiaotian got two glasses of water to the injured black and white impermanence, and the two picked up Dudu and drank it immediately.
Black Impermanence: "You all know that the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance is missing, right?"
Everyone nodded, and Bai Wuchang: "The rivers and lakes are in chaos, and various sects are vying for the position of the leader of the martial arts alliance, you also know, right?"
Everyone continued to nod, black impermanence: "Purple Ink Gang, do you know the whereabouts of the martial arts alliance leader with a high reward?"
As soon as Meng Xiaotian heard the words "high reward", her eyes lit up, and she immediately sat down beside Hei Wuchang: "How much are they willing to pay?"
Bai Wuchang: "As far as I know, it's 200. ”
Meng Xiaotian happily clung to Hei Impermanence: "2 million is so much!"
Hei Wuchang was caught in pain, and screamed: "How is it possible, the Zimo Gang is the largest gang in the world, and their gang leader is the leader of the current martial arts alliance, so I think it's 20 billion." ”
Meng Xiaotian fainted excitedly, and everyone hurriedly supported her, and kept shouting: "Shopkeeper, shopkeeper." ”
Meng Xiaotian happily wiped the saliva from her mouth with her hand, and looked at the black and white impermanence: "You haven't eaten yet, come on, come on, eat together." Yuankui, go and add two sets of dishes and chopsticks. ”
Black and white impermanence is unceremoniously eaten. Bai Wuchang: "Today's meal is good, fragrant." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "It's not enough." Eh, do you know what this martial arts alliance leader looks like? Tell us something?"
Black Impermanence: "I don't know, only the people of the Purple Ink Gang have seen it themselves." ”
Lu Zijing: "Then isn't he the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance?
Bai Wuchang: "He was elected not long ago, and it is said that the old martial arts alliance leader was subdued by him before he made three moves. But the day before the ceremony, he suddenly disappeared. ”
Meng Xiaotian pouted: "Then let's find a hammer." ”
Hei Wuchang gulped down the steamed bun and devoured it: "But there are rumors that the leader of the martial arts alliance has a birthmark on his back, shaped like a cat." ”
Meng Xiaotian slapped the table vigorously and stood up happily: "Okay! I declare that from now on, you will have to check everyone who passes by our store." ”
Lu Tang: "Ah, how to check this, I can't strip the other party to see." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "I don't care, anyway, if you can't find it, all the wages will be deducted." ”
Mink Yu was greedy: "Wow, eldest sister, our wages are already pitiful, you still have to deduct it, it's too inhuman." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "Don't mention money, the real wealth is what you can't see, it's not the cold number on the bank card, it's not the salary you receive every month, it's not the presumptuous way to buy if you want to, it's ability, it's knowledge, it's when you can become a useful person to society." ”
The men shut up and sat down to eat in silence. Yang Xiaoguo didn't open his mouth, he ate in a big gulp, the food was fragrant, and his face was full of vegetables and rice grains.
Meng Xiaotian looked at them very unpleasantly, she exhaled, changed her gentle tone and said, "Let's say what you guys are, you don't always talk about money, why talk about money." Nowadays, young people talk about money when they talk about work, but do you work to make money? No, you work for the rise of the nation, and you work for the future of the motherland. If the youth is strong, the country will be strong, don't ask me how much bonus I will give you when I find the boss, but ask how much you can contribute to the rivers and lakes, not money is driving you, but the whole era is calling you. ”
Lu Tang: "Hmm. ”
Li Yuankui: "Oh. ”
Lu Zijing: "Hehe." ”
Mink Yu greedy: "Woman." ”
Black impermanence: "Shopkeeper Meng, I said you don't mess up, okay, now everyone wants to share this cup of soup, and the various sects are even more proficient, fighting each other for clues." You and we were injured like this just to maintain law and order. ”
Lu Tang: "One of you has an arrow in the chest and a knife in the head, it doesn't hurt." Why don't you take it off?"
Bai Wuchang: "I can't take it, I can't take it, this is the proof that we have suffered a work-related injury, and I will go back in a while to repay the account and supplement the family." ”
Lu Cheng smiled: "It turns out that the salary of civil servants in hell is so low." ”
Black and white impermanence picked up the bowl and quickly ate cleanly, and the two of them burped contentedly.
Black Impermanence: "Ah, I'm full. Shopkeeper, we will take our leave. ”
Bai Wuchang: "Farewell." ”
Meng Xiaotian smiled and said, "Walk slowly, remember to tell us if you have any news." Meng Xiaotian sent Black and White Impermanence and came back and closed the door of the hot pot restaurant.
Lu Tang: "Shopkeeper, why are you closing, you still have to do business in the afternoon." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "Be a fart, if we can find this baby martial arts alliance leader, it will be enough for us to eat for hundreds of years." After the three of you men finished eating, they went out to find out the whereabouts of the leader of the martial arts alliance, and Mink Yu helped me prepare a medicinal soup for the children to restore their memories. ”
Li Yuankui: "Shopkeeper, you didn't listen to them just now, now all gangs and all kinds of old boys are looking for the leader of the martial arts alliance." ”
Lu Zijing: "Yes, how can you bear to send us out." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "Opportunities and dangers always coexist, so I decided so happily." Ah, 20 billion, I'm coming!" Meng Xiaotian sang and jumped and ran to the backyard.
Hell in the afternoon is the hottest and there are no ghosts on the streets. Occasionally, one or two huskies run out into the sun to play, and within three seconds they turn into hot dogs. Lu Tang, Lu Zijing and Li Yuankui hugged each other and hid in a dark corner. His eyes glowed greedily, and he looked out with fierce eyes.
The rats, who had just come in to avoid the heat, were frightened by the eyes of the three of them and ran out. In an instant, he burned into "Mickey Mouse" in the hot sun.
Lu Tang: "Why is it so hot outside?"
Lu Zijing: "Hell is like this, if you don't pay attention to it, you will make your life worse than death." ”
Li Yuankui: "That's it, I was injured by this light once last year, and my mother didn't know her who was black in an instant." ”
Lu Tang: "Ah, it's so terrible, then my handsome little face can't be saved." ”
Li Yuankui and Lu Zijing made vomiting sounds, and the two looked at Lu Tang helplessly.
Lu Zijing: "I've just eaten, can you not be so disgusting." ”
Li Yuankui: "That is, disfigurement is comparable to plastic surgery for you, let's get to know it." ”
The three of them hid in the corner and looked out, and as the position of the sun moved, the sunlight gradually moved into the corner. The three of them hugged each other in fear, but they didn't dare to rush out to face the scorching sun.
Li Yuankui tightly grabbed Lu Tang and Lu Zijing's hands: "Good brother, goodbye." ”
Lu Zijing: "I can't imagine that my reputation is now buried here." ”
Lu Tang: "Good brothers, after I die in the next life, I will still be brothers with you." ”
The three of them looked at each other affectionately, their eyes were full of tears, love and reluctance, and the sunlight slowly moved to the feet of the three and stopped.
Li Yuankui: "Hey, hey, look, the sun has stopped, we're fine." ”
Lu Zijing nodded: "Well, this is the power of science." ”
Lu Tang: "Hmph, I think this is the power of the basic feelings." ”
The trio laughed, hugged each other, and high-fived each other.
God made a voice: "A bunch of stupid dicks!"
After speaking, the sunlight instantly poured into the corner, illuminating the corner with golden brilliance. At this time, the sound of three men crying and screaming came from the corner, and soon the three figures ran out of the corner.
In the hot pot restaurant, Yang Xiaoguo, who was wearing a white antique pajamas, ran out of the backyard, shouting as he ran: "Help, help." ”
Mink Yu then chased him out and shouted: "Don't run, Yang Xiaoguo, come back quickly." It's okay, my sister will take you to the bath. ”
Yang Xiaoguo hid behind: "You lie to the child, how can you wash it in a big pot for bathing, and there is firewood lit underneath." ”
Mink Yu chased after him, and Yang Xiaoguo got under the table to the other side: "We don't have a bathtub in the store, so you can just order it." ”
Yang Xiaoguo: "You obviously want to eat people, how can you add ingredients to the bath water." ”
Mink Yu was gluttonous: "Who's adding?"
Yang Xiaoguo: "That old witch in the backyard." ”
Mink Yu was greedy: "You said the shopkeeper." She's not trying to eat you, she's trying to help you regain your memory. ”
Yang Xiaoguo held his head: "I don't want it, I don't want it, I'm Yang Xiaoguo." After saying that, he turned his head and ran out of the door, bumping into three men in black. The child looked up, screamed and punched each of the three in the stomach, and then ran to hug Mink Yu tightly.
Mink Yu was greedy: "I'm sorry officer, the child is not sensible." We're not open this afternoon, so come back another day. ”
The three men in black covered their stomachs and slowly raised their heads, and Mink Yu looked at the three of them carefully and shouted.
Meng Xiaotian rushed out of the backyard: "The soup is almost dry, what about the people? We're sorry, but we're closed today. Try our Wild African fondue another day. ”
Mink Yu greedily pulled the shopkeeper's clothes: "Shopkeeper, you are mistaken." ”
Meng Xiaotian took a closer look, and it turned out that the three men in black were Lu Tang, Lu Zijing and Li Yuankui. Because the sun was so strong, not only were their faces tanned, but even their clothes were tanned.
The three of them shouted aggrievedly: "The shopkeeper." ”
"Excuse me, is this a hellish hot pot restaurant? There was a non-authentic Chinese voice behind him, and then three walked in (this is not racial discrimination, hell, where are there living people)
One of the stepped forward and introduced: "This is our dear Labrador Don't punch in Assibar Nima La next door prince, Tony Gan Lin Liang." ”
Prince Gan Linniang walked out and bowed respectfully: "Hello." ”
The continued, "I am the prince's butler, and my name is Ebony Black. The strong man next to him is our prince's personal bodyguard, Da Hei. ”
Lu Zijing whispered: "This country feels like it's scolding." ”
Jet Heihei: "We came here this time because we heard that your hot pot can make people forget one thing." Our prince has recently suffered the deepest wounds in the world, and it can be said that there is no cure, and now there is only one way to erase his memory. ”
Meng Xiaotian walked over and grabbed a: "What injuries did you have?"
"Shopkeeper, I'm Lu Tang. The who was pulled by Meng Xiaotian said. Meng Xiaotian pushed him away and walked in front of the prince.
Meng Xiaotian smiled slightly and bowed: "Prince of the Groove Mud Horse." ”
Jet black black: "Eh, it's not a trough mud horse, our prince's name is Gan Linliang." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "Ah, I'm sorry, my foreign language is not very good. Prince Gan Linniang. ”
Jet black: "It's cool, not a mother." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "Yes, it's my mother and not cold, am I wrong?"
Jet black: "It's cool, not a mother." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "Oh, I understand. It's not cool, no problem. ”
Jet Heihei: "Eh, what about the N, L parts of your person? ”
Meng Xiaotian lowered her face: "Gan! ”
This roar frightened everyone who was singing, and Prince Gan Linliang came out and said with emotion: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just that people have been given green like the African savannah." ”
The guys looked at each other puzzled.
Lu Tang stood up and faced the prince: "Please start your performance......"