Li Yuankui rushed into the hot pot restaurant and fell to the ground, sticking a long and thick cone-headed arrow into his back.

Meng Xiaotian, Mink Yuyu and Lu Lingyun nervously ran to help him up, and the three of them used all their strength to carry Li Yuankui to the table.

Li Yuankui: "The shopkeeper's... I am back. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "See, why did you do this, where did the horse outside come from?"

Li Yuankui: "Don't mention it, I found Warring States Street all the way, but I didn't find it." Later, I went to Chunqiu Street again, but before I got out of the street, some ordinary people of Chu State stopped me as a Qin State reconnaissance horse, and after some inquiry, they still didn't believe me, and began to chase and kill me, and I ran a long way to get rid of them. ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Hey, when is the time for retribution." ”

Lu Lingyun scratched his head in confusion and asked, "What do you mean, why do the people of Chu want to beat the people of Qin." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Read more books and you'll know." ”

Lu Lingyun: "Cut, I don't care who they are, I won't accept if they dare to beat my big brother Yuankui, I'll go and gather the trap camp to get them now, wait." ”

Mink Yu grabbed Lu Lingyun greedily: "You didn't make enough trouble at Hong Ye's house last time, why don't you have a long memory." ”

Lu Lingyun suddenly shouted, and then hugged her head: "It's over! ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Forget the last time you acted rashly and were beaten, it's good to know that it hurts." ”

Lu Lingyun: "No, I forgot that I let the trap camp kidnap the three sisters of the Hong family, and now I don't know what happened to them." No, I'm going to have to check it out. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "What do you see, don't hand them over to the underworld as soon as possible, otherwise what if they are regarded as harboring criminals." ”

Lu Lingyun: "Shopkeeper, there is one more thing, can you lend me some money." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "How much do you want to borrow money?"

Lu Lingyun: "Not much, not much, as long as 10 million." ”

Mink Yu gluttonously pulled out the arrow on Lu Zijing's back, Li Yuankui was about to scream in pain, Meng Xiaotian called out first: "Ah!"

Li Yuankui: "Shopkeeper, I'll pull out the arrow, what's your name?"

Meng Xiaotian: "10 million, you go and grab it, don't borrow it." ”

Lu Lingyun: "That's eight million." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "If I have eight million and sell any hot pot, I'll open a hell diamond shop." ”

Lu Lingyun said to herself sadly: "But I have promised the soldiers in the camp to give them a considerable severance pay, I can't be untrustworthy." ”

Meng Xiaotian walked down the stairs unhappily, pulled out a delicate box from it, opened it, and put stacks of banknotes and jewels inside: "This is the money I have saved for hundreds of years, not much, only one million, you can take it." ”

Li Yuankui: "Wow, shopkeeper, it turns out that you hid all your money here." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Shopkeeper, this is your belongings, it may still be your dowry in the future, what should you do if you give it to her like this!"

Lu Lingyun took the box and said coldly: "Don't worry, how much I took today, I will definitely double it back to you if I have the chance." After saying that, he ran out of the hot pot restaurant with the box.

Lu Zijing was tied to one hand, and his two eyes were forced to open and stare closely at Fa Dacai's lecture, listening to it, Lu Zijing felt a wave of sleepiness welling up in his heart, so he fell asleep directly.

Fa Dacai was giving an endless lecture on the stage, looking at Lu Zijing, who was "listening carefully", the more he spoke, the happier he became, the more passionate he became, dancing with his hands, his voice was full of emotion, and he couldn't wait to teach him everything. I don't know how long it took to be long-winded, but Fa Da ended the class satisfied, walked to Lu Zijing's side and looked at him happily: "You are really the most serious person I have ever seen in class, I am touched by your attentive expression, I believe you will be my future successor, come on!"

"A snoring sound"

Fa Dacai: "Who? Who actually slept during my class and looked for death? Who is it?"

The younger brothers glanced at each other: "Big brother, we don't have anyone to sleep." ”

Another snoring sound. ”

looked at Lu Zijing's little brother and raised his hand: "Big brother, it seems that he is sleeping." ”

Fa Dacai: "Fart, people take it seriously, concentrate on class, keep staring at me with big eyes to make eye contact, how can you fall asleep." ”

There was still a snoring sound. ”

The younger brother immediately pointed at Lu Zijing: "Look, it's him, the voice came from him, I couldn't hear it wrong." ”

Fa Dacai: "Hell, is there really anyone who sleeps with his eyes open?"

Little brother: "Yes, I have read a book about this disease, and it is written vividly and in detail. ”

Fa Dacai: "What book is so amazing?"

Little brother: "Three Kingdoms, Zhang Feichuan!"

Fa Dacai took off his shoes and threw it at the younger brother: "Why don't you die." ”

Little brother: "Big brother, I'm dead." ”

Fa Dacai raised his hand to hit someone: "I ......" The little brother hurriedly hugged his head and ran away.

"Hey, get up!" Fa Dacai kept patting Lu Zijing's shoulder with his hand, Lu Zijing was sleeping soundly and didn't react.

Fa Dacai: "You can sleep here?" Fa Dacai slapped Lu Zijing with all his strength, and soon the pain spread to his palms, and he hugged his hands and howled.

Lu Zijing happily said in his dream: "I hate it, you are greedy and naughty, come and sleep together." Lu Zijing stood up and hugged Fa Dacai and hugged him with all his might, Fa Dacai tried to struggle to escape, but the more he struggled, the tighter he was hugged.

The younger brothers ran in one after another: "Big brother, big brother, are you okay?" ”

Fa Dacai: "Quick... Fast... Hang up, save ... Save me. ”

The younger brothers ran to Lu Zijing's side and tried to separate the two, but Lu Zijing just hugged Fa Dacai: "Gluttony, why are you fat." ”

Fa Dacai: "Fat... Fat you're big. ”

Lu Zijing: "It's okay, I like you when you're fat, come and kiss one." ”

Fa Dacai was shocked: "What!"

Lu Zijing: "Come on." Lu Zijing pursed his lips, slowly turned his head close to Fa Dacai's mouth, Fa Dacai turned his head with all his strength to eat, and Lu Zijing kissed his face.

The little brothers were stunned, and couldn't help but exclaim: "Wow!"

Fa Dacai: "Almost... Almost... The first kiss was gone. ”

Lu Zijing: "Naughty, you wait, see how I clean you up." ”

Fa Dacai's face was full of fear: "What are you going to do?"

Lu Zijing, who was asleep, hugged Fa Dacai to the table, and then pounced on the whole person.

Fa Dacai let out a scream like killing a pig, and the younger brothers leaned out and looked at it in surprise.

Meng Xiaotian, who had no money, lay on the table as if she had lost her soul, and kept repeating in her mouth: "Why should I give her the money, why should I give her the money......"

Mink Yu helped Li Yuankui bandage and walked over: "Shopkeeper, don't howl, we'll make it again if we don't have money." ”

Li Yuankui slowly got up: "That's it, we won't die anyway, we will earn it back after a few hundred years." ”

When Meng Xiaotian heard this: "Hundreds of years...", she immediately fainted.

Li Yuankui and Mink Yu hurriedly came over to help Meng Xiaotian.

Meng Xiaotian cried and said: "I shouldn't have been born in the first place, if I hadn't been born, I wouldn't have died, if I hadn't died, I wouldn't have been Meng Po, and if I hadn't been Meng Po, I wouldn't have come to this point." ”

Li Yuankui looked at Meng Xiaotian who was crying on the table, and didn't know how to comfort her, so she had to change the topic: "Has the child found it?"

Mink Yu gluttony: "Found it, Lu Tang found it in a game store." ”

Li Yuankui: "Eh, Lu Tang is still reliable, he can do anything, but what about others?"

Mink Yu was greedy: "No, you haven't come back just now, we are hungry, and he is cooking for us." ”

Li Yuankui's face changed when he heard this, and he ran into the kitchen with all his might, and Li Yuankui scolded loudly from the kitchen: "Who is allowed to touch my pot! Who is allowed to touch my soy sauce! What kind of soup is this? It is so fragrant, phew! Who allows you to touch my swill!"

Mink Yu covered his head helplessly: "Stinky Lu Zijing, where did you die!"

In the MLM base, Fa Dacai was full of messy hair, ragged clothes with a few holes, and sat unhappily with saliva marks on his face.

Lu Zijing's vomiting sound kept coming from the toilet, and the younger brothers stood awkwardly watching from both sides.

Fa Dacai walked to the toilet and knocked on the door: "Hey, are you okay?"

Lu Zijing: "It's okay, it's just a vice! Disgusting! Wow!"

Fa Dacai: "It's almost enough, I'm the one who was hit by you, and it's not your turn to vomit." ”

Instantly, the vomiting in the toilet became louder.

Fa Dacai walked back and sat down disdainfully, the toilet door opened, Lu Zijing covered his stomach and walked out with a pale face, and the younger brother hurriedly helped him to sit down.

Lu Zijing: "I, Lu Zijing, a wise man, can't imagine that today... Unexpectedly.... Defiled by you. ”

Fa Dacai: "Do you want to be embarrassed, just now it was obvious that you were lying on me like a worm, and you can't tear it apart." You see the way I look now, my hair, my clothes, my pants. ”

Lu Zijing: "Who asked you to bully me while I was asleep." ”

Fa Dacai was anxious: "I... I.... I.... Okay, you can get out of here, I don't accept a slut like you. ”

Lu Zijing: "No, I'm not leaving." If you destroy my innocence, you will be responsible for me. ”

Fa Dacai stood up anxiously, ran over and wanted to hit Lu Zijing, but he tripped himself halfway, and the younger brothers hurriedly went over to help him up.

Fa Dacai motioned for his younger brother to let go, knelt on the ground and clasped his fists and asked, "Dare to ask what kind of way this brother is mixed in?" ”

Lu Zijing leaned back in the chair: "If you want to say no, the master has one." ”

Fa Dacai: "Such a master who can speak the Tao is none other than the legendary Confucian Sage." ”

Little brother: "Big brother, who is Sage Kong?"

Fa Dacai: "Phew, I don't have culture, it's the one who wrote "The Son Once". ”

Little brother: "Oh, but why did he ever live, the name of this book is so yellow." ”

Lu Zijing: "A bunch of idiots, talking nonsense. My master, not him, is a slut named Lu Tang. Thankfully, you've met me, otherwise you'd be dead by now, and life would be worse than death. ”

Little brother: "Wow, that's so powerful, big brother, his master must be very powerful in pyramid schemes." ”

Fa Dacai: "You know a fart!" His master is simply a living immortal in the MLM world, Brother Zijing is on top, let's worship your master as a master." ”

Lu Zijing: "If you want to worship him as a teacher, you have to worship me first." There are many conditions for worshipping me, first, you can't bully men and women, second, you can't be cheated and abducted, third, you can't eat and wait for death, and fourth, you can't hurt nature and reason. ”

Little brother: "Big brother, what he said is what you don't usually do for us, do we still have to put it?"

Fa Dacai: "Nonsense, if you don't say that people are masters, masters mean to use these four points in exchange for the trust of the other party, and then continue to develop, you see more touching than my blunt narration." ”

Little Brother 1: "Is Big Brother crazy?"

Brother 2: "Definitely." ”

Little Brother 3: Then do we still want to worship the ancestors?

The younger brother 123 glanced at each other and said in unison: "Of course I want to worship." ”

Fa Dacai: "The ancestor is above, and the disciple is fad." ”

Little brother 1: "The disciple gives out red envelopes." ”

Younger brother 2: "The disciple will give a bonus." ”

Little Brother 3: "The disciple is nervous. ”

Fa Dacai: "Go and go, it's too unlucky, what kind of nerves, change it." ”

Little Brother 3: "Oh. Disciple Fa.... Waves. ”

Fa Dacai: "Fat oil, you can't speak, how can I let people like you, get rolled." ”

Little Brother 3 reluctantly ran out of the MLM point.

Fa Dacai: "Today, the three of us are here to worship our ancestors, and we hope that in this life and this life, we will learn the Dafa of mouth cannon with our ancestors, and convince people with our mouths!"

Lu Tang sneezed three times in a row: "It's strange, who keeps scolding me again." It's too much, and he scolded me three times. ”

The three of them gave Lu Zijing a head buckle, and Lu Zijing was too tired to find a child in the morning, so he fell asleep again, completely unconcerned about what had just happened.

Lu Zijing fell asleep, the three of them were at a loss, and Fa Dacai ran to his side: "Master, master, what are we doing now." ”

Lu Zijing said in his dream: "Go back to the hell hot pot restaurant." ”

Fa Dacai: "Eh, okay, come, let's carry the master back together." ”

The three of them lifted Lu Zijing and happily walked towards the hell hot pot restaurant.

In the hot pot restaurant, Meng Xiaotian kept lying on the table crying, Li Yuankui cooked the meal, sat with Lu Tang and Mink Yuyu, and waited for Meng Xiaotian to say that the meal would start.

Mink Yu was greedy: "Shopkeeper, don't cry, how long have you been crying, you're not tired." ”

Meng Xiaotian choked up and said, "Anyway, do I feel it, how can I be tired." My money, my hard-earned money. ”

Li Yuankui: "Shopkeeper, don't be sad, eat first, otherwise the food will be cold in a while." ”

Lu Tang: "That's it, you see the egg I copied, it's oily and slippery, and it's delicious at first glance." ”

Li Yuankui was not convinced, slapped the table and shouted: "This is obviously copied from my pot, how did it become yours." ”

Lu Tang: "Even if it's your pot, it's an egg I beat with my own hands, and I made it myself!"

Li Yuankui: "No, you have a reason to use other people's things, right?"

Lu Tang: "You're not here, if you need me to cook by myself?"

Li Yuankui: "If I'm not there, you won't order takeout." ”

Lu Tang: "I don't have the money to order any takeout." ”

When Meng Xiaotian heard the words "no money", she instantly cried even more sadly.