Meng Xiaotian cried sadly on the table because she had no money, while Li Yuankui and Lu Cheng were arguing about who fried the scrambled eggs, and before they knew it, they had already begun to discuss "whether there is a pot or eggs first, and then the scrambled eggs will be produced." ”

There was a lot of noise on both sides, and Mink Yu sat in the middle, clutching his chopsticks tightly and trembling all over. In the end, Mink Yu couldn't bear it anymore and yelled: "Shut up!

Mink's hair stood on end when he was angry, and the lobby became very quiet in an instant. Mink Yu sat down greedily, and without saying a word, he used chopsticks to pick up the vegetables, and ate by himself.

They looked at the angry Mink Yu with a frightened face, and Lu Tang smiled and ran to massage her and comfort her: "Don't be angry, it's not beautiful to be angry." ”

Li Yuankui hurriedly poured a glass of water: "That's it, your hair is flying, don't be so pompous." ”

Meng Xiaotian silently picked up a chicken leg and put it in the mink bowl: "Come, eat a leg to extinguish the fire." ”

Mink Yu picked up the chicken leg unceremoniously and began to gnaw it, Li Yuankui stared at the chicken leg with wide eyes and kept swallowing saliva.

At this time, in Meng Xiaotian's eyes, the chicken leg in Mink Yu's greedy hand turned into a banknote, which was being eaten by her little by little, and the sound of broken glass came from Meng Xiaotian's heart.

Lu Tang looked around: "Something is broken!"

Mink Yu was greedy: "You'd better not mess with me, Lu Zijing won't come back for a long time, I'm almost worried to death." ”

Fa Dacai: "Master, isn't this it?"

Lu Zijing: "Yes, go in." ”

Fa Dacai, red envelopes and bonuses carried Lu Zijing into the store at a trot, and Lu Zijing sat comfortably on it.

Fa Dacai shouted: "Master Lu has arrived!"

Lu Zijing came down satisfied, patted his body, and happily walked to Mink Yu's side: "Gluttony, I'm back." ”

Mink Yu stood up and looked at Lu Zijing greedily, and then "snapped" a chicken leg and threw it in his face: "What time is it, I still know how to come back!"

Lu Zijing yelled angrily: "Mink Yu is greedy! How can you beat me in front of everyone, it's really shameless." It's good if I kneel down myself, I hate it. Lu Zijing instantly took out a washboard from behind him and knelt down.

Sanfa looked puzzled, and quickly knelt down, came to Lu Zijing's side, and asked in a low voice: "Master, who is this tigress woman?"

Lu Zijing: "It's your wife." ”

Fa Dacai's face changed, and he called out with a smile: "It turns out that it is the master's mother, and the little Fa Dacai is the master's closed disciple." Long live my wife, long live, long live. ”

The distribution of red envelopes and bonuses also followed by kowtowing: "Long live my mother, long live, long live!"

Mink Yu was happy: "Okay, okay, let's get up." Lu Zijing, your apprentice is quite educated. ”

Fa Dacai: "Xie Mu Longen!"

Lu Tang: "Hey, when did you take in three apprentices?"

Lu Zijing knelt on the washboard and said righteously: "Just now." Shopkeeper, although I didn't bring back the children for you, I brought back three idiots who didn't need money to work. ”

When Meng Xiaotian heard that she didn't want money, she ran over excitedly and hugged Lu Zijing: "My good Zijing, you are still the best for me!"

Lu Zijing: "Huh?"

Lu Tang: "Okay, okay, let's hurry up and eat, otherwise the dish will be cold." ”

Fa Dacai: "Okay, good, good." ”

Lu Tang: "I didn't tell you to eat." ”

Fa Dacai: "Why? You say you won't eat if you don't eat, you are old." ”

Lu Zijing: "He is Lu Tang." ”

When Fa Dacai heard this, he looked at Lu Tang up and down repeatedly in surprise, and his eyes were teary in an instant, as if he had seen his long-lost father, he hugged Lu Tang and cried loudly.

Everyone looked at Lu Tang embarrassedly, and Meng Xiaotian pointed at him in disgust and asked, "You.... Hey, you're so good. ”

Li Yuankui stood up indignantly: "Phew, I, as a straight man of steel, make a serious protest against your behavior like this, you dead glass." ”

Lu Tang: "I don't, big brother, don't hug me, why are you still crying." ”

Fa Dacai: "Master Zu, Master Zu, I finally see you." ”

Lu Tang: "Don't scream, I don't have a girlfriend, why did I give birth to your fat grandson." ”

Lu Zijing: "People call you Master Zu, and the result of the matter is like this......"

Lu Zijing slowly stood up from the washboard, and Mink Yu looked at her viciously: "Kneel! ”

Lu Zijing knelt down on the washboard as standard, Sanfa knelt next to him, and the others stood up and walked to the dining table to listen to him while eating.

Half an hour later, Li Yuankui rubbed his stomach and leaned on Lu Tangyu with satisfaction: "It turned out to be a pyramid scheme, call the police and arrest it." ”

Lu Tang: "I agree, I'm a screenwriter, Lu Zijing, you deliberately hacked me, it's too much." ”

Lu Zijing: "I'm not wrong, you see, the screenwriter has to deceive the director when he writes the script, and the director takes the script to deceive the investor, and the investor deceives the audience, and the audience deceives the relatives and friends around him." Isn't this whole link a pyramid scheme?"

Lu Tang: "I'm brainwashing, pyramid schemes, will our scripts be brainwashed?"

Lu Zijing: "Yes, do you remember the "War Mantis 2" you showed me some time ago? And the "Green Sea Operation" and "Awesome, My Jianghu", aren't they all brainwashing? After reading it, my whole person was full of patriotic enthusiasm and passion, and I completely lost my indignant mind. ”

Lu Tang: "This is actually a screenwriter, and it is a very helpless profession. First of all, this profession is thankless, you finally worked hard to get a script, the investor was not satisfied, changed and changed, and the director was not satisfied, and changed and changed again, and a normal person changed after several surgeries with them. Although sometimes it can get better, most of the time, this fake and twisted person is used to deceive people. ”

Fortune, red envelopes and bonuses were immediately taken out of notes and recorded seriously.

Lu Tang: "For example, why are the billboards of the plastic surgery hospital full of beautiful women, but you are weird after the whole surgery? Just because that dummy is used to cheat money, as long as he looks good, someone will naturally come to send money." The script is the same, as long as you have an IP gimmick, or a small fresh meat, a traffic star, no matter how bad your story is, you can have a good box office. Is this the same as a pyramid scheme?"

Everyone said in unison: "It's the same." ”

Lu Tang: "It's different! The MLM boss has cheated enough money, and it's good that the screenwriter can get one-fifth of the actor's or director's salary." Besides, the boss of the MLM organization is worshiped as a god, and we screenwriters, who are you. As long as you have a relationship and are a little famous, you can't finish your single connection, and those who really want to be screenwriters or serious actors can only be writers, and even run to write songs and write. So do you three get it?"

Sanfa glanced at each other and nodded. Fa Dacai raised his hand: "Master Zu, I understand! What you mean is that if you want to do a good job in MLM, you must first be a screenwriter." ”

Lu Cheng rolled off the table and fell to the ground.

Mink Yu is greedy: "Since the screenwriter is as difficult as you said, why do you still want to do it." ”

Lu Tang: "I always wanted to share happiness with everyone when I was alive, and as a screenwriter, I hoped that one day I could show my work on the screen, and then go to the cinema to secretly observe the audience's reaction. Actually, it didn't matter to me how high or low the box office was, they smiled happily and decorated my whole dream. ”

Li Yuankui applauded enthusiastically: "Okay! Well, I have decided to realize your dream, and I want to invest in you to make a movie." Say, how much does it cost to make a movie?"

Lu Tang: "Generally, it's a few hundred million, and if you don't do special effects, you don't need to invite tens of millions of stars." ”

Li Yuankui: "Goodbye!" he picked up the empty plate and walked to the backyard as if he hadn't heard anything.

At this time, three pairs of beautiful legs appeared outside the door of the hell hot pot restaurant, and they stepped into the hot pot restaurant neatly and stood there proudly.

Lu Tang: "The three sisters of the Hong family!"

Mink Yu greedy: "Why are you here?"

Yuanyuan: "It's quite lively." There are those who kneel on the washboard, those who take notes, and those who pretend. ”

Lu Tang: "Who, who's pretending here, come out quickly! I hate this kind of person the most, garbage, obscene, disgusting, phew!"

Everyone looked at him silently, and Lu Tang sat down silently in embarrassment.

Jiang Jiang: "Shopkeeper Meng, are you crying? It's time for you to cry yet, who do you think this is?"

Huahua pulled the chain in her hand, and Lu Lingyun, who was tied, fell to the ground.

Lu Zijing hurriedly stood up, his legs were weak and he knelt down again, and Mink Yu went over to help Lu Zijing up.

Yuanyuan: "Calm down! Calm down!" she pulled out the detonator in her hand.

Huahua: "This time we don't need guns, use bombs, if you dare to move, I will let this little sister be wiped out." It is estimated that in tens of thousands of years, she will be able to grow a hand again. ”

Mink Yu greedily: "Who are you bluffing? Bombs are all to be lit with fire, don't think I haven't played with them." ”

Lu Zijing: "When have you ever played with bombs!"

Mink Yu was greedy: "Xinhai Revolution, I detonated the first bomb." ”

Lu Zijing: "Oh, it turned out to be bombed in Xinhai." ”

Mink Yu is greedy: "Xinhai is a kind of revolution!"

Flowey: "Hey, hey, haven't you talked enough, we're embarrassed to stand here." ”

Fa Dacai: "Fart, we're even more embarrassed, there are no lines from the beginning." ”

Sauce-chan: "Yo, this is your new buddy, he's quite fat." ”

Fa Dacai: "You are embarrassed to say, as far as your calves are concerned, they are thicker than me." ”

Sauce sauce: "It's not your fault, I arrested my dad, raided my house, and I didn't have money for leg slimming injections." ”

Yuanyuan: "Shopkeeper Meng, we are not here this time to seek revenge. Let's all take a step back and see each other in the future. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "What do you want?"

Huahua: "We only need you to pay 10 million and let her go." ”

Sauce-chan: "If you pay 20 million, we will never come to you again." ”

Yuanyuan: "If you pay 100 million, we will recognize you as a godmother and serve you in the future." ”

Lu Tang: "Wow, there is no bottom line like this. If I'm going to be a godfather, can I do that?"

Yuanyuan: "You can't, you're too ugly, you have to add another 500 million!"

Lu Tang: "I'll go, do you dare to say it again?"

Yuanyuan: "Just say it, you ugly!"

The two sides scolded and scolded, and turned into fighting with each other, Lu Tang and Yuanyuan were stopped by everyone and hurriedly persuaded each other

Mink Yu, Lu Zijing, Huahua, Jiang Sauce, and Lu Lingyun, who was tied up, stopped Yuanyuan and persuaded Yuanyuan: "Forget it, little brat, what do you know." ”

Meng Xiaotian, who is a big talent, gives red envelopes and bonuses to stop Lu Tang.

Meng Xiaotian comforted intimately: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, you're not ugly at all, just a little frustrated." ”

Yuanyuan: "I'm so angry, help me take it, I'll play with my hair." Yuanyuan handed the detonator to Lu Zijing, and then took care of it, and Lu Zijing handed the detonator to Yuanyuan again.

Yuanyuan: "Thank you, then let's continue." ”

In an instant, the atmosphere returned to the tense moment, Lu Lingyun walked back to the place and lay down, and the two sides continued to confront each other.

Yuanyuan: "How is it, shopkeeper Meng, have you thought about it?"

Meng Xiaotian: "I'm really sorry, I don't have any money anymore, or you wait, and come back when I save enough." ”

Sauce-chan: "So how long are you going to save up?"

Meng Xiaotian: "It should be about five hundred years." ”

Huahua: "You dare to play with us, five hundred years!"

Meng Xiaotian: "But I really don't have any money." ”

Yuanyuan raised the detonator in her hand: "Then don't blame us." ”

Lu Zijing shouted: "Don't, don't, don't!"

Fa Dacai: "Wait a minute, why are you so shameless." Although we are a pyramid scheme, we also rely on our brains to make money, and you guys directly threaten others with your lives, do you have any quality. As a fellow criminal, I have serious contempt for you. ”

Giving out red envelopes and bonuses also stood up: "We also despise you." ”

Huahua: "Shopkeeper Meng, where did you invite to distribute leaflets, I don't understand the rules at all." ”

Fa Dacai: "We are a pyramid scheme, not a flyer, please respect our profession, thank you." ”

Sauce sauce: "Since you are not a good person, why don't you join us and make money and go together." ”

Fa Dacai: "Because... Because... That's right!" he happily ran to Sauce-chan's side, and the younger brother followed.

Lu Zijing: "You three criminals who deceived the teacher and destroyed the ancestors, I will expel you from the division now." ”

Fa Dacai: "You don't need to chase, the three of us will take the initiative to resign and quit!"

Lu Tang: "What are you not doing?"

Fa Dacai: "I'm not doing a bad guy." ”

After saying that, Fa Dacai snatched the remote control in Yuanyuan's hand, threw it at Lu Zijing, and joined forces to send red envelopes and bonuses to throw the three sisters of the Hong family to the ground and hugged them tightly.

After a while, the black and white shackles of the six people were buckled.

Black Impermanence: "Your hell hot pot restaurant is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." ”

Bai Wuchang: "It's just that it's better than the FBI and CIA, and the solving rate is so high." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Hmph, but you don't pay for catching bad guys!"

Lu Tang and Lu Zijing walked in front of the Sanfa brothers, Lu Tang: "Kill people and set fire to the gold belt, build bridges and repair roads, and there are no corpses." The world shouldn't be like this, and neither should being a human being and being a ghost. You are worthy of being our good disciples, and you have my demeanor. ”

Lu Zijing: "You acted so well, you just deceived me all around." ”

Fa Dacai: "If I don't act well, how can I still do MLM." Thanks to the master and the ancestor for their guidance, we can have the opportunity to abandon the darkness and turn to the light. ”

Lu Tang: "If you come out to mix, sooner or later you will have to pay it back! Will you still do pyramid schemes in the future?"

Fa Dacai: "I don't do it, I find it more enjoyable to be an undercover agent, so I'm going to be a police officer." ”

Lu Tang nodded and patted him on the shoulder: "To give you a word, if a person is very inattentive looking at another person when he is doing something, he is a policeman." Good luck!"