Early the next morning, Lu Tang, who was covered with injuries, stumbled into the hot pot restaurant, he was dressed in prison clothes, and his body was stained with the "sauce fragrance" smell of the prison, which was a fusion of dozens of smells such as foot odor, fox odor, and bad breath.

As soon as Lu Tang entered the door, everyone involuntarily pinched their noses.

Lu Tang shouted movingly, raised his hand and begged for a hug: "Relatives, I'm back, do you all miss me?"

As soon as Lu Tang entered the door, the thick aroma of sauce smoked everyone in the store, and the guests held their hot pot and pasted it in the corner, looking at Lu Tang with disgust.

Lu Zijing pinched his nose: "What do you smell?"

Lu Lingyun: "Have you ever taken a bath in a dung pit?"

Lu Tang gradually looked like he raised his index finger and put it on his mouth: "Shhh ”

Lu Tang first wanted to hug Lu Zijing, but was pushed away by Lu Zijing in disgust, he wanted to hug Lu Lingyun again, but was pushed away by Lu Lingyun with a palm in the air, and found that Li Yuankui was no more, he wanted to hug Mink Yu gluttony again, only to see Mink Yuyu gently kick to the ground, and then flew up briskly, floating out of the hot pot restaurant over Lu Tang.

Lu Tang: "What, everyone is so shy, I'll come back to hug you later." ”

Mink Yu smelled the smell and walked down from the second floor: "Why does it smell so stinky, is it that the toilet of one house has exploded!"

Lu Tang cried, and opened his hands to hug him: "Shopkeeper! It's me, your most handsome, cutest, and distressed guy." ”

Mink Yu pinched his nose greedily: "It's Lu Tang, it's good to come back, go to the back and take a shower, and also, throw this dress away." No, take it and burn it. ”

Lu Tang: "Don't, let me hug you first, I'm miserable inside." ”

Mink Yu looked at Lu Tang's embarrassed and aggrieved appearance, but he still couldn't help but gently hug Lu Tang. As a result, Lu Tang hugged her tightly, and the black sauce fragrance instantly emanated, and this black gas floated in the air, edifying every pore of Meng Xiaotian.

Meng Xiaotian gradually became weak, her eyes rolled out, and just when she was about to pass out, Li Yuankui ran into the lobby with spring on her face, singing and jumping.

Li Yuankui will cover his hands, full of vitality: "Good morning everyone, today is really a good day." Sir, your Mediterranean Sea is getting brighter and brighter, and it's beautiful. When Mediterranean heard it, he touched his bald head and cried, he impulsively picked up the hot pot and drank it, and the dishes kept falling out of it and sticking to Mediterranean's face.

Li Yuankui: "This fat house brother, you are so ugly, you don't have to worry about being abandoned when you find a girlfriend, it's good." ”

The fat house brother cried sadly, buried his head in the hot pot and began to eat seafood.

Li Yuankui: "This eldest sister..."

"Enough!" Meng Xiaotian hurriedly shouted to stop Li Yuankui.

Lu Tang let go of his hand and walked down the stairs: "Li Yuankui, if you talk like this again, the guests will be all blown away by you." ”

Li Yuankui: "Lu Tang, you're finally back!" Li Yuankui strode forward and hugged Lu Tang, not caring about the smell on his body at all, it was not enough to hug him, Li Yuankui pressed Lu Tang's head with his hand, and kissed him fiercely on the left and right cheeks: "It's good to come back, it's good to come back!"

According to the script "My Brotherhood with Yuan Kui" written by Lu Cheng in the future, at that time, when Yuan Kui hugged him hard, he experienced an extremely unforgettable moment in the ghost life, and he seemed to feel moved again. He also stretched out his hand to hug Li Yuankui, and the two hugged each other hard in the lobby.

But in Li Yuankui's memoirs, the description of that time is another version.

When Lu Tang saw Li Yuankui coming back, he immediately ran over and hugged him, and kissed Li Yuankui on the left and right cheeks.

Lu Tang: "Brother Yuankui, I just found out today that you are the best for me, although I am now full of the fragrance of men, but it is not a way to maintain this sexy taste after all, you wait for me, I will take a shower and come back and we will continue to hug." ”

Li Yuankui: "There is no feast in the world that will not be dispersed, and if you continue to hold it like this, I don't know how long it will last, or I'll send you to the backyard to wash." ”

Lu Tang: "Brother Yuankui." The two hugged each other affectionately.

Meng Xiaotian cast a contemptuous gaze from the second floor, but according to the description in Meng Xiaotian's memoir "Swear Not to Bow Your Head - Three Hundred Years of Me and the Slut" published in the future, this is actually the case. The situation at that time was very chaotic, and I didn't know who hugged whom, the scene was extremely touching, the two of them sent and sent in a distance of less than 100 meters, hugged and hugged, hugged and sent, reluctantly, anyway, it was endless!

Lu Zijing: "Wow, what's wrong with Li Yuankui today? ”

Lu Lingyun: "Yes, it's been abnormal since I went out last night." ”

Mink Yu greedy: "I smell a smell of love. ”

In the backyard, Lu Tangyu was naked, and Li Yuankui stood by the bathtub and looked at each other affectionately, putting their hands on each other's shoulders. The constant heat coming out of the tub warms the whole atmosphere.

Li Yuankui was affectionate: "Sending you a thousand miles will eventually have to say goodbye, and I still won't send it." ”

Lu Tang nodded: "Okay, Brother Yuankui!"

The next second, the two of them looked at each other affectionately in the bathtub at the same time, their upper bodies bare, and their hands on each other's shoulders.

Li Yuankui: "Sending you a thousand miles must be goodbye in the end, and before you know it, it will be sent to the bathtub, and then you will be washed." ”

Lu Tang nodded: "Okay, Brother Yuankui." ”

Meng Xiaotian, Lu Zijing, Lu Lingyun and Mink Yu poked their heads out and secretly looked at the two people in the backyard, and their whole mood was indescribable.

Lu Zijing: "It's really disgusting." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Shopkeeper, what's wrong with Li Yuankui, it's like a different person, is he in love?"

Meng Xiaotian pointed to Lu Tang: "No, with him?"

Mink Yu was greedy: "See, Li Yuankui is the most iron-clad old straight man I have ever seen, and it is impossible for him to like men." ”

"Hello, may I ask anyone?" a sweet female voice came from the lobby, and then a young and lovely girl ran in, she was tied with a double ponytail, wearing Hanfu, looking like a teenager.

Meng Xiaotian: "Welcome to Hell Hot Pot Restaurant, this guest, have you made a reservation?"

Little girl: "No, why do you still have to book." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Because our hot pot restaurant has a lot of customers, we need to make an appointment in advance online, sorry." ”

Little girl: "Oh, okay, I see. After saying that, he ran to the lobby and sat down, looking left and right as if he was looking for something?

Meng Xiaotian: "Girl, you... Looking for someone?"

Little girl: "Well, I'm looking for Chopper, do you know where he is?"

Meng Xiaotian: "Vegetable knife, man, hehehe, I'm sorry, we don't have this person here." ”

Little girl: "No way, I heard him here last night." ”

Lu Tang took a shower and changed his clothes and happily ran into the lobby: "Shopkeeper, how do you see me?"

Meng Xiaotian: "Handsome, you are hairy, do you know her?"

Lu Tang looked at the little girl and shook his head quickly: "I don't know, is this your relative?"

Meng Xiaotian: "Kiss your head! Let me ask you, have you ever heard of Kitchen Knife Man?"

Lu Tang: "Kitchen Knife Man?" Lu Tang fell into memory, just when Lu Tang's buttocks were still injured, one night Lu Tang was crawling and swiping his mobile phone, Li Yuankui had just come back from washing clothes, sweating profusely.

Li Yuankui: "Eh, I'm tired, why do you have to wash so many clothes, and some of them I don't think are dirty?"

Lu Tang: "It's definitely not dirty if you haven't worn it, but when you see someone willing to help you wash your clothes, you take them out." ”

When Li Yuankui heard this, he raised his fist weakly to hit Lu Tang: "You..."

Lu Tang crawled and said calmly and loudly: "Shopkeeper!"

Li Yuankui immediately coaxed, not only closed his fists, but also gently helped Lu Tang pinch his shoulders and massage, with a bright smile on his face: "It's a big night, what are you doing with the shopkeeper, just don't you tell me." ”

Lu Tang nodded with satisfaction and continued to look at his phone, at this time he was watching the well-known superhero movie "The League of Avengers".

Li Yuankui pinched it for a while and was stunned: "Eh, it's so exciting, what kind of film is this, it's called back and forth, and this man with gloves, why is he so strong." ”

Lu Tang: "This is the milk bully, the strongest villain in the entire universe, the gloves in his hand have five-colored lines on them, which can open up the world, manipulate time, adapt matter, and do anything." ”

Li Yuankui: "Are they so strong? Who are these bad guys wearing masks?"

Lu Tang: "They are superheroes who maintain world peace, not bad people. ”

Li Yuankui: "Pull it down, there have always been good people who don't wear masks, look at these, they look like they're wearing perverts." ”

Lu Tang couldn't bear to turn off his mobile phone and slowly got up: "Yuan Kui, the superhero masked because he didn't want people to thank him for his bravery. ”

Li Yuankui: "Why? Even though you saved people, you still don't want to tell others who you are? This is too rude." What if that person needs help, but doesn't know you?"

Lu Tang: "It's not about politeness, they want to maintain a sense of mystery, so it's cool." You see, whether it's Chrysanthemum Man, or Ladybug Man, White Leopard Man wears masks, and they can be the first to appear when anyone needs them, in fact, I myself thought about being a superhero in my next life. ”

Li Yuankui bit his fingers thoughtfully: "Oh, then do you think I can be a hero?"

Lu Tang: "What are your specialties?"

Li Yuankui: "My knife skills are good, you see the transparent fat cattle and sheep, chickens, ducks, fish and geese, or potato slices, cabbage leaves in our store are all cut by me." Every time, the shopkeeper asked me to cut it thinner, saying that it was to save costs. ”

Lu Tang: "This woman is really picky." Then you can call it a kitchen knife man, and you will use this in the future. ”

At the end of the memory, Lu Tang's sweat was left on his forehead, and his heart was complicated at the moment. As a screenwriter, he has made up more than a thousand things that will happen, such as being a little girl to find her father, or she is actually a villain who wants to seek revenge, or she is just a brainless fan who wants to blindly chase stars.

Meng Xiaotian: "What do you think? Let me ask you if you know a ghost named Chopper Man." ”

Lu Tang: "I don't know, I don't know." The guests at that table are looking for me, and I'm busy. Lu Tang left in a panic and took the opportunity to run away, and only let out a sigh after Meng Xiaotian sent the little girl away, Lu Tang thought to himself: "Don't worry, Yuankui, I won't betray you, this secret will always only exist in the hearts of you and me!"

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