"Lu Tang, I'm going to kill you!" Li Yuankui was holding a kitchen knife, angrily trying to cut the intersection, Lu Zijing and Mink Yu were gluttonous and hugged Li Yuankui's chubby body.

Lu Tang: "I didn't know you liked her, I.... I thought she was here to recognize her father. ”

Li Yuankui: "I recognize your size, let me go, let me chop him!"

Mink Yu was greedy: "Yuan Kui, calm down, Lu Tang didn't mean it." ”

Lu Zijing: "That's it, what's more, that little girl is only 12 years old, it is impossible for you to be together." ”

Lu Zijing's words reached Li Yuankui's heart, he finally calmed down, and Lu Zijing hurriedly snatched the kitchen knife in his hand.

Li Yuankui: "Yes, between us... No result, hahaha, no result!" After speaking, he turned around and walked to the backyard in disappointment, singing as he walked: "Then let's go, life is already troublesome, and it's good to end it early, why bother asking who is right and who is wrong, how much ...... you get"

Guest 1 eating hot pot on the side: "Who sang this song? ”

Guest 2 eating hot pot on the side: "It's Laimi Zimo's "Obsession". ”

Guest 1 eating hot pot: "Oh, then I'd better not listen to it!"

Guest 2 eating hot pot on the side: "That's it, spicy ears." Eat more, eat more, it's better to forget about this thing. ”

Mink Yu looked at Li Yuankui's lonely back a little helplessly, she sighed and returned to the back of the counter to continue settling accounts.

Lu Zijing put the kitchen knife on the table: "Lu Tang, what did you do to make him so angry, didn't you hug and hug him again yesterday?"

Lu Tang: "It's not you who hurt it..."

It is said that yesterday Li Yuankui's heart-warming girl came to the door of the hot pot restaurant, but Lu Tang was worried that the girl was looking for trouble, so he pretended not to know the "kitchen knife man", thinking that the girl would leave like this, but she didn't expect her to linger at the door, waiting stupidly.

After Meng Xiaotian sent the girl away, she hurriedly greeted the guests, Lu Zijing quietly ran out and hugged Lu Cheng and asked in a whisper: "Let me ask you something? Yesterday I went to Dongchang with Lu Lingyun, and there was a small room there, I heard that there was a particularly annoying chatter in it, isn't it you?"

Lu Tang: "No, I fell asleep within a few minutes of being thrown into prison yesterday. ”

Lu Zijing: "How big is your heart, you can sleep anywhere, are you a pig?"

Lu Tang: "Big brother, although I am a ghost, I am also young and need sleep, and I still need to grow my body." ”

Lu Tang wanted to leave, but was hugged back by Lu Zijing, he looked left and right and whispered: "If someone asks you the question just now, you will say that it is you, okay?"

Lu Tang shook his head: "It's not good." ”

Lu Zijing: "This matter is very important to me, if you help me, I will teach you a unique secret technique." ”

Lu Tang: "What secret technique?"

Lu Zijing put his hands behind his back proudly: "What do you want to learn, I will do a lot." From heaven to earth, there are thousands of changes, flying sand and stones, and transmitting sounds for thousands of miles! Hmph, I don't know any of this. ”

Lu Tang spat blood: "Then I want to learn the art of making a fortune." ”

Lu Zijing: "If I know how to make a fortune, why are I still doing here?" In this way, I will teach you the art of disguise, and it is essential to walk the rivers and lakes. As soon as Lu Zijing turned around, he found that Lu Tang was gone, and he suddenly remembered the bet with Lu Lingyun: "If you lose, you have to learn martial arts from me every day." Thinking of this, Lu Zijing trembled, and a chill came to his heart.

Lu Lingyun came out with a pot of tea, and called Lu Tang after putting it on the guest table, just when she was about to talk to Lu Tang, Lu Zijing ran over and pulled Lu Tangyu out of the door, and said as she walked: "That, Lu Tang, there are no cats in the store, you go out to buy a few more." ”

Lu Tang: "Hey, what are you buying a cat for?"

Lu Zijing knelt down instantly, startling Lu Tang, Lu Tang hurriedly supported him: "Hey, what are you doing, you don't have to be like this if you want to recognize me as a godfather, I just admit it, good son." ”

Lu Zijing raised his head: "Recognize your sister! Lu Tang, you really have to help me this time, I'll tell you the whole thing later, please." ”

Lu Tang saw a familiar figure across the street outside the door: "That little girl hasn't left yet, it seems that she is really looking for trouble." ”

Lu Zijing: "Huh?

Lu Tang: "I promised you, but you have to teach me the transfiguration technique now." ”

Lu Zijing's heart finally let go, and he smiled like a child: "No problem, go." ”

The little girl stayed outside the door from morning to noon, from noon to evening. When she was tired, she sat there, got up and walked back and forth when she was bored.

Meng Xiaotian: "Why is this child still here, Lu Lingyun, you go and bring her in for a meeting, and pour her a cup of tea." ”

Before Lu Lingyun poured tea for her, the little girl took the teapot and drank it in a big gulp, and after a while, the water in the teapot was drunk clean by her.

Lu Lingyun: "Wow, sister, how thirsty you are." ”

Little girl: "It's the kind of thirst that is so thirsty." ”

Meng Xiaotian smiled: "Little girl, you have been guarding outside our store, can't you still be waiting for the kitchen knife man?"

The little girl nodded vigorously: "Yes, yes, sister, you are finally willing to take me to see him!"

Meng Xiaotian: "But we really don't have a kitchen knife man here, I'm the shopkeeper here, my name is Meng Xiaotian, what about you?"

Little girl: "I'm not too cold." ”

Mink Yu quickly used the abacus to settle the account and said, "It's not too cold? Is this a girl's name?"

Meng Xiaotian: "Look at the expensive fabric of your clothes, and the embroidered patterns on them are also beautiful, what kind of material is this." Meng Xiaotian stretched out her hand to touch the clothes that were not too cold, but was suddenly grabbed by Lu Lingyun.

Lu Lingyun: "The shopkeeper, no." If I'm not mistaken, she's an embroiderer!"

Mink Yu was greedy: "Embroidered clothes and imperial history, is it someone who specializes in showing flowers to the emperor's concubines in the court, just right, I have a few cheongsams that I want to process, and I will give them to you." ”

Lu Lingyun looked cautiously and was not too cold: "On the contrary, they are the emperor's most powerful killers!"

Mink Yu was greedy and his legs were weak, and he slowly got up on the table: "Kill... Killer?

Lu Lingyun: "The embroidered clothes are strong in martial arts, good at swords and hidden weapons, don't look at her cute and immature appearance, this is also their disguise." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "It's not too cold, you... Where are you staying?"

It's not too cold: "I live in Zhongshu Province, this sister is right, I was indeed an embroidered royal history when I was alive, and then because I was betrayed, I met a master, and I died." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Could it be... The master who killed you is the kitchen knife man?"

Not too cold shook his head: "It's not him, I looked for him to thank him for saving me before." ”

Lu Lingyun: "You still need someone else to save you from an embroidered imperial history?"

Not too cold: "Well, the living are afraid of death, but the ghosts are not afraid." So the fight is worse than the other, I'm just a killer, and I'm not a fighter, how can I fight. ”

Mink Yu greedy: "That's also strange and pitiful." ”

At this time, Lu Tang disguised himself as Li Yuankui and walked out of the backyard, let's call him a fake Yuankui for the time being. It was not too cold, and he was originally in a low mood, but as soon as he saw Li Yuankui, he ran over happily and hugged him tightly. Not too cold and happy to hold the fake round Kui, the arm gradually tightened more and more.

At this time, False Yuan Aoi was foaming at the mouth, but it was not too cold and still did not let go, shouting: "I finally found you!

Soon Fake Yuan Aoi was pressed and spurted blood, not too cold and finally let go of his hand, and asked with a smile: "Do you know who I am?"

Fake Yuankui: "Where did the bear child come from, he has so much strength." ”

Not too cold: "I hate it!" Another punch slammed into False Yuanaoi's back, and False Yuankui fell to the ground, constantly ghosting on the ground.

Mink Yu and Lu Lingyun hurriedly helped him up and sat down, Mink Yu was greedy and thought: "Hmm? Li Yuankui has become so light!" Lu Lingyun stopped thinking to himself: "Where did Lu Tang's dog run away? I still have something to ask him." ”

Not too cold and distressed, he sat down beside Fake Yuankui: "Are you okay? I didn't mean to, don't you get angry, okay?"

Fake Yuan Kui shook his head and said slowly with blood in his mouth: "I'm not angry, you have seen me now, you can go." ”

Not too cold: "Don't worry, I won't leave." You are the bravest hero I have ever met, and I am willing to marry you!"

Fake Yuanaoi: "What's that?"

Meng Xiaotian, Lu Lingyun and Mink Yu were surprised at first and then surprised, and they happily gathered around Fake Yuankui and not too cold.

Meng Xiaotian: "Yuan Kui, congratulations." ”

Lu Lingyun: "Congratulations, Brother Yuankui, sister-in-law is so beautiful!"

Mink Yu is greedy: "That's it, Diaosi also has a counterattack day, don't you see that ugly guy Lu Cheng also found me." ”

Fake Yuankui thought to herself: "I rely on the eldest sister, when did I look for you, and who is the ugly guy talking about?"

Not too coldly leaning on the fake Yuankui: "Thank you, it's good to be a family with you." ”

Aoi False Yuan: "This... Don't you think she's too young? 12 years old, that's a crime. ”

Mink Yu is greedy: "Don't take the modern concept of feudal thinking as an example, how can the ancients talk about this, I am afraid that I will be a grandmother in her time." ”

Fake Yuankui: "Haha, then if Lu Tang marries you, you can still take concubines everywhere?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Mink Yu took out a sword and stuck it on the table, and said viciously: "If he dares, I promise to send her to Dongchang tomorrow to report!"

Mink Yu was greedy: "I castrate him, what are you nervous about? Not too cold sister, Yuan Kui is an honest and good man, I really envy you." ”

Meng Xiaotian pinched her fingers and calculated: "Tomorrow is a good day, how about getting married tomorrow?"

Fake Yuankui: "I'll go, why are you so active, are you in such a hurry to marry Yuankui? Why are you so big-hearted, aren't you worried that this little girl is here to cheat on marriage?"

Lu Lingyun: "Brother Yuankui, are you so happy that you can't speak?"

Aoi False: "I think... I'm too old to deserve a little sister who isn't too cold. ”

Not too cold: "Husband, are you very old?"

Fake Yuan Aoi: "Husband?, well, old, I guess I'm probably tens of thousands of years old." You died early, just over a thousand years old. ”

Not too cold: "Wow, uncle! I like it the most, I'm so happy." I didn't have parents since I was a child, I wandered alone, and later I was sent to the palace to do embroidered clothes, I never had friends, no home, and no one would do anything for me. But not only did you fight for me that night, but you followed me like an idiot at the second meeting, hugged me, and wanted to possess me, and I was really happy. ”

Fake Yuan Aoi couldn't believe it: "What! idiot! tailgating! still possessing! I.."

Meng Xiaotian: "Yuan Kui, what have you done! Have you forgotten the rules of our hell hot pot restaurant? Those who do not deceive the good, do not fear the evil body! But you actually did such a lewd act." Come on, serve me in the shop!"