Let's recall, in order to protect Li Yuankui from being deceived by not being too cold, Lu Tang disguised himself as a fake Yuankui, and he wanted to get rid of him not too cold, but after a series of misunderstandings, he accidentally hit and caused the two to get married. And Lu Tang was also punished, and his last words were "I... Want... Go... Look... It's mine... Buttocks... Or not... Buttocks. ”

So just as everyone was toasting and celebrating, Lu Cheng sat on the toilet in the bathroom and shouted, "Help, help!"

Lu Cheng sat on the toilet at the moment, his legs couldn't exert any strength, and he did it for several hours, his legs were weak and his buttocks were numb and tortured him like torture, he kept wailing, but no one paid attention to it.

Mink Yuyu, Li Yuankui, Lu Zijing and Lu Lingyun searched everywhere in the hot pot restaurant and found no Lu Tang.

Meng Xiaotian: "Didn't you find it?" everyone shook their heads.

Meng Xiaotian: "Strange, where did this guy die again?"

Li Yuankui: "Ah! We haven't found a toilet yet, will Lu Tang be there?" ”

Lu Zijing: "Neurotic, who would hide there, it is estimated that they would have been smoked to death a long time ago." I guess he must have run away, but don't worry, he's hard and cheap, and he'll be fine. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Absenteeism for no reason, deduct his salary for three months, see if he dares to do this." ”

Lu Zijing applauded: "Beautiful, that's what it is, see if he dares to be arrogant in the future." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "This is not good, he has always been injured recently, if you force him to reincarnate in a hurry, how can I take him for myself in the future?"

Meng Xiaotian: "Okay, okay, today we are celebrating for Yuankui, come on, let's eat, have a few more drinks tonight." Everyone went back to their seats, eating and drinking, talking and laughing.

In the dark toilet, Lu Cheng sat on the toilet sadly, with tears in his eyes, looking at the bright moon in the sky: "Oh my God, what did I do wrong?"

Everyone drank a lot that night, except for Lu Lingyun, a minor ghost, Meng Xiaotian, Lu Zijing, Mink Yuyu and Li Yuankui were all drunk, they didn't even know how they got back to the room, and the next morning, the little mouse who learned to crow ran out and crowed again.

Meng Xiaotian slept in the kitchen, Li Yuankui slept on the table, and Lu Zijing and Mink Yu slept in Mink Yu's room on the second floor, they hugged each other, and Lu Zijing woke up happily.

Lu Zijing opened his eyes, looked at the sleeping mink Yu, and smiled happily. After 1 second, his face turned stupidly pale, because the person sleeping in front of him at the moment was Mink Yu Gluttony! He cautiously raised his head to look, and then realized that he was sleeping in Diao Yu Glutton's room.

At this time, he was being hugged by Mink Yu, he carefully removed Mink Yu's gluttonous hand, and when he got up gently, he was hugged by the sleeping Mink Yuyu, hugged him tightly in his arms, and said in his mouth: "Don't go, don't go." ”

Lu Zijing was overjoyed and thought, "Could it be that she finally likes me?"

Mink Yu said in a greedy dream: "Lu Tang, don't go, sleep with my sister for a while, sleep for a while..."

"I think about Lu Tang all day long, if you think about me, I will die!" Lu Zijing gritted his teeth, and the room was full of the sound of grinding teeth.

Mink Yu moved his head greedily: "Eh, how come there are mice!"

Seeing that Mink Yu was about to wake up, Lu Zijing quickly stopped grinding his teeth, and after watching her fall asleep, Lu Zijing turned around slightly and wanted to get off the bed. But Mink Yu was greedy for a thin leg hook, and then pressed Lu Zijing tightly, Lu Zijing was now completely locked and unable to move.

Lu Zijing: "You must be a spider spirit, so pestering." ”

Li Yuankui woke up from the table in the lobby holding the wine jar: "Why did I sleep here? Go to the toilet and suffocate me." ”

Lu Cheng sat on the toilet and fell asleep with his head against the baffle. Li Yuankui came in and pulled his door, locked it, and went next door.

"Poof!"

Lu Tang was woken up by the smoke and opened his mouth to scold: "Who, it stinks, this smell is constipation for half a year." ”

Li Yuankui yawned: "I'm sorry, I ate a little greasy yesterday, and I'll be fine soon." ”

Lu Tang: "This voice! Yuan Kui, Yuan Kui, is it you? Yuan Kui, is it Yuan Kui?"

Li Yuankui was a little surprised: "Eh, why would someone call my name, is it... Could it be that the rumors of the toilet elf are true!

Lu Tang: "Xu ghost, I'm not a toilet elf, I'm Lu Tang." Come and save me, I can't do it. ”

Li Yuankui: "Don't lie to me, how do I know that you are not a toilet idiot, trick me and suddenly give me a favor behind me." ”

Lu Tang: "What do you mean by gratitude, why are you talking so uneducated, I am really Lu Tang." ”

Li Yuankui: "Then you say something secret, let me believe you again." Poof!"

Lu Tang: "Ah! stinks to death!"

Li Yuankui: "Hurry up, or I'll let out a few more farts to kill you now!"

Lu Tang panicked: "Don't don't, don't open your mouth, your own people." I want to think about it..."

Li Yuankui: "If you don't say that I tore up the ticket, I can't hold it back, master." ”

Lu Tang: "You like a girl, you once saved her, and it didn't take long to meet her again." But you don't know her name, and you don't know if she likes you or not!"

Li Yuankui: "Eh? It's really Lu Tangerine, poof!"

Lu Tang pinched his nose: "Didn't you say that you won't open your mouth if you hit it right?" ”

Li Yuankui put on his pants and slammed open the door next door: "Lu Tang, it's really you! Why are you here." ”

Lu Tang: "It's hard to say, pull me up first, my ass is already useless." ”

Li Yuankui helped Lu Tangerine to the backyard and lay down on his bed: "What are you doing, weren't you okay yesterday?"

Lu Tang: "Don't say it, everything is tears, I'll go and worship God another day." ”

Li Yuankui: "Okay, you can rest first." ”

Lu Tang: "Yuan Kui, you are still the best for me, I still have a secret I want to tell you before you leave." ”

Li Yuankui: "What's the secret?"

Lu Tang: "Come, you come closer, I'll tell you quietly." ”

Li Yuankui lowered his head, and Lu Tang said softly, "You just forgot to wipe your ass!"

Lu Zijing struggled for half a day and couldn't get off the mink bed, he lay panting and looked at the ceiling: "How strong is this woman, she won't let me get up, alas, then I'll sleep again." As soon as Lu Zijing turned over, he saw Mink Yu staring at him with two black eyes.

Lu Zijing smiled nervously: "Good morning!"

Mink Yu shouted greedily: "Ah!"

"Smack!" slapped Lu Zijing in the face.

Mink Yu shouted frantically: "Ahhh

"Bang!" two consecutive slaps slapped Lu Zijing's face.

"It hurts, what are you doing!"

"Bang Bang Bang!" only to hear countless slaps in the room of Mink Yu.

Lu Lingyun came out of the room angrily, knocked on the door and scolded: "Be quieter! ”

In an instant, the door opened, and Mink Yu's greedy cloak came out, and his mouth kept saying, "Where is my sword?

Lu Zijing came out, his whole face was red and swollen, like a bun.

Lu Lingyun: "Hey, who are you?"

Lu Zijing: "Second Master Guan!" After speaking, he left angrily.

Lu Lingyun: "Second Master Guan?" ”

Meng Xiaotian was also woken up by the scream just now, she woke up in a daze, and found herself holding a golden cauldron with the word "Meng" printed on the pot.

Meng Xiaotian woke up and wiped her saliva, walked out, and saw a red-faced and swollen person coming out of the backyard: "What are you looking at, haven't you seen a handsome guy?" and then swaggered back to the room.

Meng Xiaotian came to the lobby puzzled, only to see Mink Yu lying on the counter and wiping her tears. Sad look.

Meng Xiaotian: "Mink Yu is gluttonous, what's wrong with you?"

As soon as Mink Yu saw Meng Xiaotian, he immediately hugged him: "Shopkeeper, am I defiled?"

Meng Xiaotian: "Yo, who dares to defile you so boldly." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "It's Lu Zijing's beast, I woke up this morning, and I found that he was actually sleeping next to my bed." Shopkeeper, you have to call the shots for me,"

Meng Xiaotian: "I really can't do this master." ”

Mink Yu greedy: "Why?"

Meng Xiaotian: "Because you carried him to the room last night, did you forget?"

Mink Yu greedy: "Ah, how is that possible. ”

Let me go back to last night, late at night, the guys at the Hell Hot Pot Restaurant were all drunk.

Li Yuankui pulled Meng Xiaotian and said heartily: "Shopkeeper, I seem to really like a ghost." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "I know, tomorrow is your big day, congratulations." ”

Li Yuankui: "Tomorrow? Tomorrow is the day of salary, and it is indeed a big day." ”

Lu Lingyun rubbed her stomach and got up: "I'm sleepy, go to sleep first, good night." ”

Lu Zijing stopped in front of Lu Lingyun, with a squirt of wine in his mouth: "Don't... Don't go! watch your grandfather put on a show for you... In the future, you are not allowed to say that your grandfather is useless. Ermine Yugluttony, lend me your sword. ”

Mink Yu took out the sword from his hair and threw it to Lu Zijing: "Eh, be careful not to cut yourself." ”

Lu Zijing: "Don't worry, big... Everyone, look at it, Edgeworth flies!" Lu Zijing climbed onto the table, stepped on Mink Yu's greedy sword, and jumped off the table with a few fiddling strokes.

Everyone was stunned and stood up and looked at it in surprise.

I saw that the words turned, Mink Yu's greedy sword fell to the ground, and Lu Zijing stood on it and swayed from side to side, fiddling as if flying: "Look, it's not powerful, I'm flying!"

Lu Lingyun: "Cut, garbage, I'm going to sleep." ”

Lu Zijing: "You came back, I didn't just ... I didn't play well, the height was not enough, I... Climb to the roof now, hehe, hey, it's going to work. ”

Mink Yu walked up to Lu Zijing greedily: "Don't lie to us, even if you go to the moon, the estimated height is not enough." ”

Lu Zijing: "Ah, if I go to the moon, except for the central acceleration, inertia and the first and second laws of the Bull Demon King, then I will definitely be able to fly, but have you forgotten that I still need an oxygen cylinder, because..."

Mink Yu greedily slapped Lu Zijing and knocked him unconscious: "Why is there so much nonsense! Right now... I'll send you up. After speaking, Mink Yu picked up Lu Zijing and walked to the second floor: "Good night, everyone, see you tomorrow." ”

Li Yuankui lay on the table: "See you tomorrow." ”

Meng Xiaotian watched as Mink Yu carried Lu Zijing into the room.

Back to the present, Mink Yu scratched his head embarrassedly: "Is it me?" Well, eh, you are obviously with so much wine, why didn't you break it!"

Meng Xiaotian: "Because I'm in charge of memory." ”