Meng Xiaotian gave an order, and Mink Yu and Lu Lingyun immediately pressed down the fake round kui. Standing aside and watching with not too cold curiosity, Fake Yuankui panicked: "Hey, hey, what are you going to do, let go of me, I didn't do it." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "I don't dare to admit it, are you a man!"

Fake Yuankui: "I really didn't do it, you caught the wrong person." ”

Lu Lingyun: "Despicable and shameless, the shopkeeper, beaten to death." ”

Lu Lingyun lifted the fake round kui's clothes, and Meng Xiaotian lifted a board bigger than her and hit the fake round suni's buttocks. The guests who ate hot pot around them all stood up and applauded, and some cheered there. Meng Xiaotian became more and more energetic, and nodded affirmatively: "I didn't expect my husband's physical fitness to be so good, it's okay like this, I'm so happy to have you." ”

False Yuankui kept screaming, his heart was full of collapse, and he thought to himself, "Why is it that since I came here, it is always my ass that hurts." ”

Lu Zijing happily ran into the lobby from the backyard: "Shopkeeper, what about killing pigs?"

Mink Yu was greedy: "No, we will punish another shameless hooligan." ”

When Lu Zijing heard this: "Ah! Hooligans! I hate wandering the most in my life, shopkeeper, you get out of the way." Lu Zijing snatched Meng Xiaotian's big board and hit it harder on the fake round Kui's buttocks.

Lu Zijing: "Stinky hooligans, dead hooligans, garbage hooligans, rotten hooligans, bad hooligans, die, die!"

Lu Lingyun: "Wow, grandpa, why do you hate hooligans so much." ”

Lu Zijing said while fighting: "That's because I was beaten to death by a group of hooligans back then, and now I finally have a chance to take revenge." Shopkeeper, what bad things did this scoundrel do?"

Meng Xiaotian pointed not too cold: "Do you see this little girl? He follows people at night, and he also does things to others." ”

Lu Zijing: "What! You still dare to move your hands and feet!" He angrily threw away the big board and replaced it with a heavy mace: "Look at how I do the right thing for heaven today!"

The mace smashed deep into False Yuanaoi's ass, and False Yuankui screamed miserably, and fainted without love.

Mink Yu and Lu Lingyun and the surrounding guests clapped their hands and cheered, and Lu Zijing happily held the mace: "Thank you, thank you, if there are hooligans in the future, remember to come to Lu someone, I will definitely fight for everyone!"

Everyone clapped their hands and applauded, and kept calling: "Lu Zijing, Lu Zijing, Lu Zijing." Lu Zijing proudly walked up to the hooligan, pulled his head up to take a look, and exclaimed in surprise: "Li Yuankui! Who, who beat my brother, stand up, I can't beat him today." ”

The crowd who had just clapped their hands instantly looked at Li Yuankui with disdain, and scolded in unison: "Neurotic." ”

Meng Xiaotian smiled: "Okay, okay, let's go back to eat, the guy doesn't understand the rules, I'm really laughing today." ”

Everyone dispersed, the guests continued to eat, Lu Lingyun and Mink Yu sat down to drink tea, and walked to the fake Yuankui not too cold: "Husband, it turns out that your name is Li Yuankui, it sounds so good, I will always remember it." ”

Fake Yuan Kui crawled on the table weakly, tears slowly sliding: "Why." ”

Not too cold: "Because you are a real man, I like you, and I will always be with you." ”

False Yuanaoi: "Why is it always me who gets hurt?" ”

He hugged Yuan Kui's head not too coldly, and gently put his head on his lap: "You are really a Xiaoqiang who can't be killed, you will protect me well in the future, right?"

False Yuan Aoi: "I.. How.. Why.. Still.. Not.. Die.. Yes.. It's mine... Ass, estimated.. Plan.. Already.. Pass through.. Want.. No.. Yes.. Finish.. bar. Some kind person helped me get my ass and throw it away, thank you. ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "You deserve it, who told you to mess around." ”

Aoi False: "I... Not... Disorderly.. Come... Yikes."

Mink Yu was greedy: "You still don't admit it, right, it's not too cold sister, tell me how she dominated you." ”

Not too cold: "I had a guy walking in the alley that night, I was naturally afraid of the dark, and he suddenly appeared and scared me out. Later, when I woke up, Yuan Kui was carrying me slowly in the alley, and he hugged me tightly, as if he wanted to occupy my heart. When I woke up, he was quickly gone. I was scared I wouldn't see him again, but a voice in the alley directed me to the Hell Hot Pot Restaurant. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "What the hell, he just carried you away, didn't bully you?"

Not too cold to shake his head: "Yuan Kui is not that kind of person, how can he bully me." ”

Lu Zijing, Mink Yuyu and Lu Lingyun hurriedly ran to Meng Xiaotian's side, looking shy.

Mink Yu was greedy: "Shopkeeper, we seem to have misunderstood Li Yuankui." ”

Lu Lingyun: "This plot is too nonsensical." ”

Lu Zijing: "Yes, it's quite nonsensical, and even far-fetched. But it's a joy isn't it?"

Meng Xiaotian: "It's your size, what should I do now, you played the most cool just now, you are responsible." ”

Lu Zijing was aggrieved: "I... Didn't you hit it first? I'm second-hand, I don't count. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Do you still want this month's salary?"

Lu Zijing: "I... I took it. ”

Lu Zijing picked up the fake Yuankui: "Yuankui, everyone was joking with you just now, isn't our original massage very comfortable." ”

False Yuan Aoi: "I.. Only... Think... Go... Toilet... So, take a look... It's mine... Buttocks... Or not... Buttocks. ”

Not too cold: "I'll go with you." ”

It wasn't too cold to push it away, and she walked to the backyard alone.

Not too cold: "What an independent, brave, stubborn and good husband." Shopkeeper, since I'm going to get married, I'll go back and pack the dowry first, and I'll send it later. I saved a lot of bounties when I was alive, and I have some treasures to give to you, goodbye. After the little girl said it was not too cold, she ran out happily, completely ignoring what Meng Xiaotian wanted to say.

Mink Yu smiled greedily: "This girl." ”

Lu Lingyun: "Grandpa, can you still get the things before you die after you die?"

Lu Zijing: "Of course you can, you just need to take your ID card and go to the Difu Money Village to open an account, and there will transfer your things before your death to the account, and you can take whatever you want, but they are not allowed to go to work from 9 to 5 in the morning, but they are allowed to get off work, and they do not work on Saturdays and Sundays, and the service is very poor." Originally, some time ago, a ghost developed a network payment, what is called payment to run, pay as fast as running, and you don't need to go to the money bank to withdraw money at any time. But it has not been used recently, saying that it has destroyed the financial system of the prefecture, and it has exposed a bunch of bad debts in the bank, so it has been suppressed. ”

Lu Lingyun: "Then I'll open an account now, grandpa, we're going to get rich." Lu Lingyun ran out happily and regained her lively girlish appearance.

Mink Yu was greedy: "Eh, why don't you tell her about the scare ghost with a high fee!"

Lu Zijing: "What can you do if you tell me? You can't stop living because of this, right?" I'm going to greet the guests. ”

Mink Yu looked at Lu Zijing meaningfully and nodded.

When it was dinner time in the evening, Li Yuankui made a table of delicious food and was setting up the dishes and chopsticks. Meng Xiaotian came out from the second floor and was a little surprised to see this table of delicacies. Looking at Li Yuankui's happy appearance, humming a little song, thinking that he had forgotten all about the afternoon.

Meng Xiaotian: "Yuan Kui, why do you make so much delicious food tonight?"

Li Yuankui: "It's okay, it's just happy." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Yo, is your ass okay?"

Li Yuankui was stunned: "Ass? It's good, there's no problem at all, it's mellow Q bomb." ”

Lu Zijing and Mink Yu ran to the table with a greedy smell.

Mink Yu was greedy: "Wow, it's so fragrant, there are so many delicious things today, you made all the round sunflowers?"

Li Yuankui: "Nonsense, I didn't make the meal one day." ”

Lu Zijing: "Are you okay with your ass?"

Li Yuankui: "Why is it an ass again, why are you weird today, you always ask people if their butts are good." ”

Lu Zijing: "No, no, I'm just afraid that you will be uncomfortable." Come, come, eat, eat. ”

As soon as everyone sat down, Lu Lingyun walked in dejectedly.

Meng Xiaotian: "Lu Lingyun, what's wrong with you?"

Lu Lingyun was aggrieved: "I went to Qianzhuang today, and the lobby manager asked me to take the number and wait, and I looked at No. 666." ”

Mink Yu greedy: "Eh, 666 is so good, I heard that this number is more auspicious than 888." ”

Lu Lingyun: "Auspicious ghost, there are more than 100 ghosts in front of me, and when it's my turn, people will get off work." ”

Li Yuankui: "Hey, it's not a problem! I went like this back then, don't be sad, you see your numbers are so auspicious, you have to eat chicken tonight." After Li Yuankui finished speaking, he picked up a plate of secret herb roast chicken and put it in front of Lu Lingyun.

The aroma of roast chicken, delicious miso elbow, chilled lemon chicken, steaming hot pot, white and crystal puffer fish sashimi and all kinds of delicate snacks instantly dispelled Lu Lingyun's sadness. She looked at each dish excitedly, ready to feast.

Lu Zijing pointed to the small hot pot and asked, "Yuan Kui, this pot won't be the famous adulterer and adulteress pot in our store." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Phew, this pot is obviously your nong and my nong pot, you see the hot air constantly coming out of the pot, the tumbling fat cow, just like the love of Yuankui." ”

Li Yuankui shyly: "Eh, I don't know what people call me, I don't know if I like me or not, what kind of love is I talking about." ”

Lu Zijing was stunned for a moment: "You don't pretend to be garlic, feed dog food all day long, I'm about to die." ”

Mink Yu is greedy: "That's it, you look at your happy appearance, you look like you're in love." ”

Lu Lingyun: "I'm starving, I'm starving, let's start eating." Where's the shopkeeper?"

At this time, everyone found that the shopkeeper was gone, so they searched around, and after a while, the shopkeeper came out of the second floor with a jar of wine in his hand.

Lu Zijing: "When did you go up to the shopkeeper?" What is that in your hand?"

Meng Xiaotian put down the wine, and as soon as she opened it, the strong and mellow but not pungent aroma of the wine wafted out: "This is a fine wine that I have kept privately for many years, it is rare that everyone is so happy today, I will simply take him out, and everyone will drink it happily." ”

Lu Lingyun clapped her hands happily: "Okay, good, good!"

Lu Zijing: "Minors are not allowed to drink, there is juice behind the counter, you drink that." ”

Lu Lingyun took a box of juice aggrievedly and walked back: "I'm dead, how can I still care so much." ”

Lu Zijing: "You will be able to drink it after you have been a ghost for 180 years." ”

Mink Yu poured wine for everyone, and everyone stood up and raised their glasses.

Meng Xiaotian: "Come, let's pay tribute to Yuankui together, we have been through ups and downs for so many years, and we have come to this day like relatives, it's good to meet you." ”

Lu Lingyun: "I also feel good when I meet you." ”

Lu Zijing: "It's strange, why is it so quiet today, it seems that something is missing?"

Mink Yu was greedy: "Do you want to say that Yuankui's daughter-in-law is missing." Hahaha, come on, come on, cheers everyone, I hope tomorrow is getting better and better. ”

After everyone finished drinking, they happily sat down to eat, Meng Xiaotian just picked up the chopsticks and stopped and asked, "Where is Lu Tang?"