"A square is divided into 4 rectangles by two line segments, and the sum of the circumferences of these 4 rectangles is 18 decimeters, what is the circumference of the original square?"

"I'm going! What's the problem! I'm going to get help. ”

"Okay, let's change the question first, it takes three hours for a swimming pool to be fully drained, four hours for it to be full, and how many hours does it take for it to be full while releasing water?"

"This neurotic who puts water in at the same time, has no concept of environmental protection at all, and the person who asks this kind of question should dip in the pig cage and see how many hours he will go to see God. Next!"

"A breeding group has a total of 78 chickens and rabbits, a total of 200 feet, how many chickens and rabbits are raised in the breeding group?"

"What kind of neuropathy is this, raised in a mess, and dare to call someone to help him calculate,!"

Lu Lingyun was sitting in the lobby, a brocade guard was beating his legs for him, one was pinching her shoulders, and the rest were busy doing her homework. Each of them was sweating profusely and looked focused, as if they were defusing a bomb. Especially the head of the brocade guard, he was holding Lu Lingyun's math homework, sweating profusely, and his hands kept shaking.

Lu Lingyun took a sip of juice and burped in satisfaction: "Eh, are you done?"

Jinyi Weitou: "Auntie, I think you still beat us, what kind of problem is this!"

Lu Lingyun: "Look at your cowardice, these are all questions for elementary school students. ”

Jinyi Weitou asked angrily: "Who came up with such a perverted question?"

Lu Lingyun: "The dean of the main academy." ”

Jinyi Weitou: "Brothers, come with me to beat him up tomorrow, do you have any opinions?"

The brocade guards replied in unison, categorically, and loudly: "No!"

Lu Lingyun: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and do it, there is still a lot of homework." ”

Jinyi Weitou: "Alas, it is not easy for today's primary school students, no wonder today's children are better than the other." ”

Lu Tang observed Lu Lingyun in the corner, and after observing for a while, Lu Tang felt that Lu Lingyun was not abnormal, and he also relaxed his vigilance.

Lu Lingyun cleared her throat: "Lu Tang, why do you keep looking at me, do you like me?"

Lu Tang: "How do you know I'm here?"

Lu Lingyun: "Those who practice martial arts, they don't have any awareness of this, and they still hit a hammer." ”

Lu Tang: "Hey, pay attention to the language, a girl should speak gently." ”

Lu Lingyun: "You haven't answered me yet, why are you looking at me secretly." ”

Lu Tang's unconvinced look: "How can I have a color to squint, I obviously have gentle and deep eyes, and I have no culture." However, since you already knew that I was watching you, but you didn't stop me, don't you like to let me see you? ”

Lu Lingyun: "You!"

Suddenly, Lu Zijing walked to the second floor carrying two cups of tea, and Lu Tang panicked and wanted to catch up, but bumped into the head of the brocade guard holding a stack of scratch paper. The scratch paper was hit and flew all over the sky, and in this romantic rain of scratch paper, Lu Tang almost fell, and the brocade guard grabbed Lu Tang's collar, and the two looked at each other affectionately.

The head of the brocade guard pulled Lu Tang up, Lu Tang sorted out his clothes, and said shyly: "Thank you for saving the hero." ”

Who knew that the painting style changed suddenly in the next second, and the head of the brocade guard viciously lifted Lu Tang's collar: "Stinky boy, do you know how long it took me to figure it out! You tell me, how many chickens and rabbits there are." ”

Lu Tang: "If there are X chickens, then there are 78-X rabbits, then 2X+(78-X)×4=200, X=56, so there are 78-56=22 rabbits." ”

Jin Yiwei listened blankly, and let go of his hand: "I miscalculated? I miscalculated, oh my God!" he knelt on the ground in grief and looked up to the sky and roared. Lu Tang hurriedly ran to the second floor.

A few minutes ago, Lu Zijing knocked on Meng Xiaotian's door, Wei Zhongxian was helping Meng Xiaotian to take the splint when he was bumped into by Lu Zijing, and the two looked at him embarrassedly.

Wei Zhongxian: "Ah, your shopkeeper said that it was too heavy, I'll untie her and rest for 10 minutes first." ”

Lu Zijing didn't say anything, and put two cups of tea in front of her and Wei Zhongxian: "Shopkeeper, you drink tea, you should be thirsty after so long of trial." ”

Wei Zhongxian: "You go out first, I still have something to ask Meng Xiaotian." ”

Lu Zijing: "Okay." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Lu Zijing, where did Mink Yu go?"

Lu Zijing was stunned for a moment: "The tea she just made with me is probably still there." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Oh, then you help me keep an eye on her, do you know?"

Lu Zijing: "Huh? All right. With that, he ran out quickly.

Wei Zhongxian: "Xiao Tian, drink tea." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "There is a problem with this tea, you can't drink it." ”

Wei Zhongxian nervously stood up and looked at the tea: "Ah! he dares to poison!"

Meng Xiaotian: "It's not him, it's Mink Yuyu." ”

Lu Zijing ran downstairs in a panic, Lu Tang passed by him, and the two glanced at each other without kindness.

Wei Zhongxian: "Then I'll send someone to arrest Mink Yu now." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "No, this will startle the snake." Didn't you say I had an undercover agent with me who didn't show up?"

Wei Zhongxian: "What should I do then?"

Meng Xiaotian: "I'll drink this tea, instead of waiting, it's better to plan it, I want to see who that undercover agent is." Meng Xiaotian picked up the teacup and was about to drink it, but was stopped by Wei Zhongxian: "I don't agree." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Do you want to help me drink?"

Wei Zhongxian: "No, who did I drink to protect you." ”

Meng Xiaotian smiled: "Having said that, if you really want to protect my people, or if you really love me, you will definitely grab it and drink it up, right?"

Wei Zhongxian: "Hahaha, how can there be such a stupid person in the world, you are too naïve." ”

Lu Tang rushed in in a panic, saw the tea in Meng Xiaotian's hand, grabbed it and drank it all, and then drank the other cup on the table.

Wei Zhongxian stood there as if she had been slapped in the face, while Meng Xiaotian looked at Lu Tang stupidly, she didn't expect that there would really be someone in this world who would be so stupid for herself.

After Lu Tang drank it all, he held Meng Xiaotian's hand tightly, and said seriously: "The shopkeeper, that undercover agent is Lu Zijing." But you promise me not to hurt him, I believe he didn't mean to. ”

After Lu Tang finished speaking, he slowly fell to the ground, dying and very pitiful. He breathed rapidly and grabbed Meng Xiaotian's hand tightly: "I seem to see a beam of light, I feel that I am getting lighter and lighter, take care, shopkeeper, I'm leaving." Lu Tang slowly closed his eyes and walked away calmly.

"Murder, this is murder!" Wei Zhongxian screamed in horror, he picked up the teacup in a panic and handed it to Meng Xiaotian: "Xiaotian, Ouyang doesn't want your heart, he wants your life." You wait, I'll take someone to raid his house now!"

Meng Xiaotian picked up the teacup and sniffed it, then grabbed Wei Zhongxian, she slowly approached Lu Tang, "Smack!" gave Lu Tang a slap, Lu Tang was woken up, and looked left and right in confusion: "Shopkeeper, have you also come to heaven?"

Meng Xiaotian: "This tea is not poisonous, don't worry." ”

Lu Zijing came to Mink Yu's gluttony, and Mink Yuyu took out the small bottle on Lu Zijing's body (mini pretending to be drunk and dreaming of death): "Why didn't you put the wine in?"

Lu Zijing: "I... I can't. ”

Mink Yu took out his sword and put it in front of Lu Zijing's neck: "Then you are going to betray the shopkeeper?"

Lu Zijing: "There is only one shopkeeper in my heart, and that is Meng Xiaotian." Ermine Yuyu, you can do whatever you want with me today, but I have to tell you, I like you! Ouyang Weng promised me that night that if I could give Meng Xiaotian to him, he would give me the bar. Didn't you always want a bar like that? I agreed to him on the spur of the moment. ”

Mink Yu greedy: "Then why do you regret it?"

Lu Zijing: "I have never regretted it, but I want to open a bar for you openly and honestly, and I don't want us to live in remorse." ”

Ermine Yu was greedy: "Remorse? Ouyang Weng told me that he wanted to use drunken dreams to help troubled ghosts in hell, so he needed Meng Xiaotian to help him improve drunken dreams and deaths after tasting them." You've drunk it too, right? It does make you let go of a lot of things. ”

Lu Zijing: "Drunken life and dream death are just a joke, a simple drug. If it really works, and if you can really forget your troubles, then the worries I want to forget the most that night are you. ”

Lu Tang, Meng Xiaotian and Wei Zhongxian walked to the backyard together, Lu Tang: "Ouyang Weng just wants to make money by relying on his memory business." ”

Wei Zhongxian: "That's right, I just received a wanted warrant. It turned out that this kid had been selling 'drunken life and dreaming death' wine all over the world not long ago to defraud a lot of money, but the drug was effective, and the victims who recovered his memory reported him, and he was wanted by the whole territory. So I speculate that it was he who heard about Meng Xiaotian's life experience while on the run and decided to give it a go, hoping to fully learn the ability to master memory, and then he could collect money lawlessly and unscrupulously. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "It's a pity that he misunderstood, memories are constantly accumulating, you can forget one thing, but it's hard to forget your whole life." That is to say, a person will forget whether he has ever paid or not, but he will not forget who made him pay, which is probably the law of life. ”

Mink Yu put down her sword, she held her head, looking very painful.

Lu Zijing hurriedly came over and hugged her: "Mink Yuyu, are you okay?"

Mink Yu was greedy: "He lied to me! He actually lied to me! The old lady hates most in this life is that men lie to me! I want to chop him, I will chop him now!"

Lu Zijing was pushed away by Mink Yutao, and before everyone could stop her, they saw Mink Yutao stepping on the ground and flying up, easily flying over the backyard wall.

Lu Tang looked at it stupidly, and couldn't help clapping his hands and praise: "Eh, this light skill is really good." ”

Meng Xiaotian slapped Lu Tang on the back of the head: "Okay, you ghost, don't stop her quickly." ”

Wei Zhongxian, Lu Tang and Lu Zijing hurriedly ran out of the backyard to the lobby, only to see that the brocade guards were still doing their homework there. Li Yuankui and her father-in-law sat on the stool on the side and scolded each other, saliva flying and saliva splashing, the scene was extremely spectacular.

Wei Zhongxian yelled: "I'm crazy!" Father-in-law and Jinyiwei were stunned, quickly put down the things in their hands and stood in line neatly.

Wei Zhongxian: "Wait for you to quickly surround Ouyang Bar and take down the wanted criminal Ouyang Weng!" As for Lu Tang, Lu Lingyun, Lu Zijing, and Li Yuankui, you amateurs should not participate, so as to save trouble." What about the three of them?"

Jinyi Weitou: "Report to Sir Wei, I saw that the four of them had just run into Ouyang Bar." ”

Wei Zhongxian: "Ah! Then what are you still doing in a daze, act quickly." ”

Brocade guards: "Yes, sir!"