Chapter 40: Don't Lie to Women

Wei Zhongxian led the Jinyi guards to surround Ouyang Weng's bar, only to hear Ouyang Weng's screams coming from the bar: "Help, save the ghost!"

Ouyang Weng ran out in a panic: "Sir, I want to turn myself in." But before he finished speaking, he was pulled back with a silk scarf by Mink Yutao, and the door was tightly closed.

Mink Yu gluttonously held a sword in his hand and glared at Ouyang Weng viciously: "Stinky man, you actually deceived my feelings, today I want you to look good." ”

Ouyang Weng looked helpless: "I lied to you, but when did I lie to your feelings?"

Mink Yu was greedy: "Strong words! I'll unload your arm first, and see if you dare to quibble." Mink Yu flew towards Ouyang Weng, and Ouyang Weng ran in a panic. Lu Tang, Lu Zijing, Lu Lingyun and Li Yuankui sat on the side eating snacks, wearing 3D eyes and watching happily.

Lu Tang: "Ness!

Lu Lingyun: "This martial arts instructor is doing a good job." ”

Li Yuankui: "I give this action movie 8 points, and because the villain is too weak, I deduct 2 points." ”

Lu Zijing: "How do I feel that this is a horror movie." ”

Ouyang Weng shouted as he ran: "Grandma, let me go, I... I don't know any martial arts. ”

Mink Yu stabbed Ouyang Weng with an arrow, Ouyang Weng flashed, and the sword was deeply inserted into Lu Tang's seat, Lu Tang grabbed a handful of snacks and put it in his mouth: "It would be nice if the 4D of the movie theater also had this effect." ”

Lu Zijing: "I can't imagine that Mink Yu is so violent, won't I be miserable in the future." ”

Lu Lingyun sucked the juice and watched the play happily: "Now I regret not learning martial arts well, if you can let me not go to school, I can consider teaching you a few times." ”

Li Yuankui: "Lu Tang, you're not afraid that Mink Yu will hurt you by mistake." ”

Lu Tang: "I'm afraid, but I'm too lazy to move." A gentle and easy-going ghost like me will not be hurt by mistake. ”

Ouyang Weng hid behind the pillar out of breath, but Mink Yu was not a vegetarian and flew in front of him every minute. He turned around and wanted to run, but was kicked by Mink Yu's gluttonous buttocks, Ouyang Weng flew over and knocked down Lu Tang, and the two fell to the ground together with the chair.

Lu Tang stood up angrily, smashed the snack on Ouyang Weng, and punched and kicked Ouyang Weng: "Dare to hit me, beat you to death, kick you to death, trample you to death, bite you to death!"

Li Yuankui looked at the cruel picture of Lu Tang beating Ouyang Weng and shook his head: "Actually, you are not gentle and easy-going at all. ”

Ouyang Weng apologized while being beaten by Lu Tang: "I'm sorry, I was wrong, I was wrong, I'm sorry." ”

Lu Zijing and Lu Lingyun hurriedly ran over to pull Lu Tang away, and Lu Zijing kept comforting: "Forget it, don't fight, he didn't mean it." ”

Lu Lingyun: "That's it, stop kicking, you're darker than Sister Yuyu." The two finally pulled Lu Tang apart, and Ouyang Weng stood up with difficulty, and a sword was pressed against his neck.

Mink Yu was greedy: "I was really blind, I fell in love with a despicable villain like you at the beginning." ”

Ouyang Weng: "What! Hey, we've only known each other for a few days, and you've taken a fancy to me? Are you kidding, I really don't carry this pot." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Say, why do you want to use me to get Meng Xiaotian, do you like her?"

Ouyang Weng: "Please, can you not put everything on your feelings." I just want to control Meng Xiaotian to help me make soup and make money, how could I possibly like her. ”

Li Yuankui: "Didn't I say that you want to make money all day long, just like you are now, do you have a life to spend when you make money?"

Ouyang Weng was furious and rebuked loudly: "Stupid! Who said that making money is for consumption, money is a symbol of status, as long as you have money, you can get anything." I didn't understand this until I died, everyone will stick to their beliefs, and in the eyes of others, it is a waste of time or even life. Before I died, there was a person I thought would be with me forever until reality had to order us apart. ”

Lu Zijing and Lu Lingyun said in unison: "Did she split her legs?"

Ouyang Weng: "It's her family, they think money is the foundation of love, and then marry her to a rich son." I thought she wouldn't be happy because she married someone she didn't love, and in the end I was wrong. I don't mind what other people think of me, but I don't want others to be happier than me. I thought there was someone who would never be jealous because I was so proud, but when I saw her happy, I tried to be jealous. Fortunately, it was only two years before the rich boy fell ill and died. She came to me several times, and each time she would come back and tell me to start over, but can we really do it all over again?"

Li Yuankui: "If I can do it all over again, I want to choose Li Bai?"

Ouyang Weng: "In the past, I thought those words were very important, because I thought that some words would last a lifetime, but now that I think about it, it is nothing, everything will change." I vowed to make sure that I had money in a short period of time, and that she would regret it, no! I'm going to take revenge on her and torture her whole family. ”

Lu Zijing: "Hey, when is the revenge for injustice, the dead are all dead, is it interesting to hold on." ”

Ouyang Weng: "Then do you know how I died? Their family found out that she still came to me, mistakenly thinking that we had an adulterous affair. So her family tricked me into getting drunk and dreaming of death, telling me that I thought I could forget everything and get rid of the pain. I believed it, and I wanted to cut off contact with her completely, and when I woke up, I found myself in hell. I'm not convinced, I have to get an answer. ”

Lu Tang: "You're so boring. When we are alive, we think we have the answer to why, but when we die, we feel that there is no answer in life. Since you have the opportunity to pass by many people every day, some of them may become your friends or confidants, and even if we can't go back to the world and start over, we can live better in hell. ”

Ouyang Weng: "You are naΓ―ve enough! You are still spreading poisonous chicken soup, and I have not given up any opportunity to rub against others after I die." If you can cheat, you can cheat, even if sometimes you make your own head bleed, whatever! ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Shameless!" She angrily stabbed Ouyang Weng with her sword, stabbing deeply into Ouyang Weng's body, and the two kept retreating until Ouyang Weng was pinned to the wall: "Hmph, don't think it's easy to deceive a woman, the more simple a woman is, the more direct it is." ”

Ouyang Weng smiled: "Hahaha, I found out." You love purely, hate deeply. But you shouldn't have taken your hatred out on me, that night..."

Li Yuankui: "You didn't refuse me?"

Everyone scolded Li Yuankui in unison: "Shut up." ”

Ouyang Weng: "That night, you were drunk and took my hand and talked nonsense. I only care about the suppressed thoughts in my heart and the crazy expression. ”

Lu Cheng slapped the table: "Stop, stop, stop, why do you like singing so much today!!?"

Wei Zhongxian's voice came from outside the door: "Listen, the people inside, we have surrounded this place, and obediently come out and surrender." ”

No one in the bar paid attention to it and continued to talk about "big things".

Ouyang Weng: "You like Lu Tang, but he didn't give you the response you wanted, so you vented this unobscure feeling on me, didn't you?"

Mink Yu was stunned for a moment, and quickly twisted his sword, and Ouyang Weng screamed in pain.

Mink Yu greedy: "Shut up!"

Ouyang Weng: "Hahaha, the person who knows you best is not your friend, but your enemy." Now that I've given you this opportunity, why don't you just ask it? Oh, you're scared, you're afraid of being rejected!"

Mink Yu is greedy: "If you talk nonsense again, I'll cut out your tongue!"

The scene was once awkward, and for Lu Tang, who didn't know how to deal with feelings, this was more difficult than writing a script. He didn't know what to say or what to say to defuse the awkward atmosphere.

Li Yuankui tried to alleviate the embarrassment and sang: "My love is a little timid and a little homely, a little restrained and can't let go, and it can only be warmed up slowly." ”

Lu Zijing: "Hot your sister, Ouyang Weng, don't you know that the person Mink Yu likes is me, if I hadn't rejected her, she wouldn't have deliberately found Lu Tang to stimulate me." You old man who doesn't understand women's hearts, you deserve to be single! That's why I'll just say, if an older man is still single, he either has a physical problem or a human problem. ”

Ouyang Weng was not convinced, and grabbed Lu Zijing in front of him: "You know a fart again, you don't dare to say it if you like anyone!"

Lu Zijing: "Who said I didn't dare to say it." ”

Ouyang Weng: "It doesn't count when you're drunk, do you dare to say it now, I'll listen." Ouyang Weng let go of his hand.

Lu Zijing looked at Mink Yuyu: "Just say it, Mink Yuyu, you listen well." I like.... Enjoy..... Enjoy. ”

Mink Yu looked at the nervous Lu Zijing greedily: "Why do you want a ghost animal?"

Lu Zijing became more and more nervous, his cheeks were red, and his mouth was completely disobedient: "Happy... Enjoy.. Happy... Huan...."

Lu Tang, Li Yuankui and Lu Lingyun on the side, and even Ouyang Weng who was fixed on the wall clenched their fists and waited for Lu Zijing to finish speaking.

Just when Lu Zijing finally put you on his lips, the door of Ouyang Bar was slammed open, and a brocade guard threw a string of firecrackers in, shouting: "

Fireinthehole!”

After a burst of explosions, the Ouyang bar was filled with smoke, and everyone covered their ears and coughed. At this time, a group of black shadows rushed in, they were dressed in black armor and masked, the person in the front carried a huge rattan armor shield with a viewport, and the people behind them followed closely, they carried crossbow arrows in their hands, and the crossbow arrows were loaded with various accessories. There are rudimentary sights composed of bamboo tubes and red lines, candles with lighting functions, triangular grips, etc. They entered the bar in an orderly manner, shouting, "Freeze!onyourknees!"

Li Yuankui squinted his eyes, covered his mouth and asked, "Ahem, cough, what's the matter? Pinch whom?"

Lu Zijing: "Ahem, cough, it seems to be a person named Frey, but no, you are looking for the wrong door." ”

Several black-clothed men quickly subdued everyone, and one of them used a crossbow against the door of Lu Tang's head and shouted, "Freeze!onyourknees!"

Lu Tang: "Can you speak human language, I have poor English." ”

The man in black was stunned for a moment and took everyone out directly. Outside the bar, everyone saw the triumphant Wei Zhongxian.

Wei Zhongxian: "Okay, okay, let these people go." ”

Man in Black: "Yes, Sir!"

Wei Zhongxian: "How about it, our special weapons and tactical team in the East Factory is very good, specializing in rescuing hostages for three hundred years." Thanks to them to get you out safely, are you all right?"

Li Yuankui rubbed his eyes: "Please, we'll get Ouyang Weng before you come." ”

Wei Zhongxian: "Uh.... What about Ouyang Weng?"

Lu Tang: "He was fixed on the wall with a sword by Mink Yuyu." ”

Wei Zhongxian asked the man in black, "Why didn't you bring the prisoner out?"

The people in black glanced at each other: "Sir Wei, it's foggy inside, you can see a hair." ”

Wei Zhongxian angrily gave the black-clothed people a head on the head, and shouted: "What are you waiting for, why don't you hurry up and arrest someone!"