Today is the annual 520, and Hell Hot Pot Restaurant has launched a new broken love breakup package, welcome to taste.

Package A "Die to the Ex" meal, a selection of high-quality fat beef, plus the world's most heart-wrenching chili peppers, spicy and smooth, flavorful and three-point, guaranteed to make you cry while eating, life is better than death, after eating, there will be an illusion that the ex is dead, so as to better spend your day (this package is inspired by the jade girl who is trapped in love, thus giving up herself), only 748, giving the good wishes of "go to death"!

Set B "As always, pot" features a selection of delicious wild fish with delicate meat and a crispy and sweet taste. The soup base is slightly bitter and fragrant, if you can't quit your loved one, or always like to be a spare tire and crave relief, this soup is the best choice for you (this set is inspired by wishful thinking, thus giving up the happy Li Yuankui), only 222, to help you make an aromatic single dog!

Package C "Heroes as Dead Pots", specially selected high-quality pig ashes boiled, rich and delicious, specially designed for you to relieve the depression caused by the recent movie "League of Avengers 3: The Endless War", after eating, I wish you to forget the discomfort caused by the pig teammates in the movie, as well as the sadness of losing your favorite hero (this package is inspired by the Lu Tangerine, which is a must-see in every film), only 666, take home after eating the infinite original stones!

Okay, now that we've introduced the new package, let's move on to the story of the hell hot pot restaurant. Today is 520, and I don't know which unscrupulous businessman hyped up the Love Dog Festival, originally Qixi Festival and Valentine's Day and enough to make people headaches, young boys and girls use meager salaries to choose gifts for each other, and then spend several times the cost of catering, accommodation to spend a terrible day. Twice a year is enough, but now there are two more days, and 520 and 521 are still consecutive! This increases the pressure between lovers, except for those who are poorer, of course, such as Mink Yuyu and Lu Zijing.

Lu Tang enthusiastically served the pot to the guests: "Be careful of scalding, this is our most popular adulterer and adulteress pot here, please use it slowly, two guest officers." ”

Lu Zijing was wearing a hood (the three-hole style of terrorists) on the side, sweeping the floor and watching Mink Yu be greedy.

Mink Yu was also behind the counter, eye-to-eyeing him. Lu Zijing sent her a flying kiss every once in a while, Mink Yu smiled happily, took out a glass of water from behind the counter and handed it to Lu Zijing: "It's hard to sweep the floor, drink some water." ”

Lu Zijing bared his white teeth and smiled happily: "Thank you, for your slander." Lu Zijing took a sip and spit it out: "Eh, it's so hot." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "I'll blow it for you, huhuhuhu, Brother Jing, are you still hot when you drink again?"

Lu Zijing shook his head: "It's not hot, it's sweet." ”

Li Yuankui shuddered, and walked past with the vegetables: "Disgusting, it can be hot when it is cold and white!"

Lu Tang shook his head on the side: "A week ago, after the hell hot pot restaurant experienced the Ouyang Bar incident, Lu Zijing was severely burned to save Mink Yuyu, so that there was not a single hair left. Under the treatment of Meng Xiaotian's special medicine, the skin of Lu Zijing's whole body has fully recovered on the third day. After Mink Yu learned that his hero was Lu Zijing, he inexplicably had a good impression of Lu Zijing, and he didn't know when the two established a relationship. ”

Meng Xiaotian wiped the sweat on her head and walked out of the backyard, and saw the two who were getting tired: "Falling in love during work hours, don't want the salary?"

Lu Zijing threw away the water and held Mink Yu's greedy hands tightly: "Slander, I am reluctant to part with you, and I am reluctant to give up a minute or a second, but the shopkeeper threatens to deduct wages." ”

Mink Yu greedy: "It's okay, then we don't want it." ”

Lu Zijing: "Okay, then I'll steal the battery car to support you." ”

Mink Yu nodded happily: "Okay." ”

"Who wants to steal the battery car, don't learn well all day long!" Wei Zhongxian walked in vigorously, today he was in high spirits, he was in very good shape, and there were three more golden bars on his shoulders, which blinded everyone's eyes.

Meng Xiaotian: "What is so dazzling." ”

Wei Zhongxian: "Look at it, this is a reward given to me by the underworld, I have a meritorious role in arresting Ouyang Weng, so I am now promoted to the captain of the three bars." ”

Lu Tang: "Eh, what happened to Ouyang Weng, is it really burned to ashes?"

Wei Zhongxian: "Burn a hair, you still believe his words, that kid has been hiding in the cellar, until the fire is extinguished, he crawled out, was bumped into when I was investigating the scene, and then he was arrested, and now he is being judged in the hell of lies." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Then I want to congratulate you, do you want to set a table for you to congratulate?"

Wei Zhongxian: "Eh, I don't want food, now the investigation is strict, and officials are forbidden to have private dinners." I have one more thing to tell you today, recently our famous cultural person Tang Pohu of Ming Dynasty Street is going to come to your store to try it, this is a good opportunity to publicize. ”

When Lu Zijing heard this, he ran over excitedly and hugged Wei Zhongxian: "Tang Bohu is coming to our store? Really? Really?

Wei Zhongxian: "Eh, who are you?"

Meng Xiaotian: "He's Lu Zijing, because his hair and eyebrows haven't grown out yet, I'm embarrassed to wear that when I see someone." ”

Lu Zijing: "Are you really sure that Tang Bohu is coming? When will he come? I'm a fan of him." ”

Wei Zhongxian: "Eh, calm down, I heard this news from Aunt Zhang of the Ming Dynasty Street Office, and I don't know when I will come." But as long as you serve him well, Hell Hot Pot Restaurant will have a chance to be named the best restaurant in Hell this year. ”

Lu Zijing happily pulled Mink Yu to be greedy: "Slander, my idol is coming, I'm so happy, you can help me choose a few suitable clothes, what's the matter." Mink Yu nodded greedily, and Lu Zijing happily pulled her to the room in the backyard.

Lu Tang: "The Tang Bohu you are talking about, is it the Tang Bohu I know?"

Wei Zhongxian: "That's right, Tang Pohu." ”

Lu Tang: "Don't laugh at me for being crazy!"

Wei Zhongxian: "Who laughed at who is crazy?"

Lu Tang: "Have you ever been to elementary school?"

Wei Zhongxian: "No, what's wrong!"

Lu Tang: "It's okay, then I'll understand." Bye. ”

Wei Zhongxian: "Cut, neuropathy." Xiao Tian, I'm leaving, take care of yourself, I'll definitely come to see you when I'm free. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Hehe, it's better not to come." ”

Lu Tang: "Shopkeeper, why do I think the customer who is coming this time is not the one we are familiar with?"

Meng Xiaotian: "What do you want to do so much, making money is the most important thing, I won't tell you, I'll go back and continue to make soup." ”

Lu Zijing was in the room, opened the closet and took out all the clothes and fiddled: "Slander, do you think this white dress is better, or this blue dress is better?"

Mink Yu greedy: "I think it's all about the same, do you have any other clothes?"

Lu Zijing looked back and saw that the wardrobe was empty, and he shook his head in shame.

Mink Yu was greedy: "In that case, let's go, I'll take you to the street to buy a few sets." ”

Lu Zijing: "I'm embarrassed to use your money, so forget it, I can wear these." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Wear your head, you look at all Taoist clothes, you wear this and stand in front of him, I don't know, I think it's Yan Chixia and Ning Caichen." Lu Zijing couldn't bear to spend Mink Yu's greedy money, and kept shaking his head, and Mink Yuyu forcibly dragged Lu Zijing away.

Li Yuankui came out with the vegetables and happened to see this scene, he not only sighed: "Eh, what a savage girlfriend of mine, it is estimated that she will be abused by domestic violence in the future." ”

Tonight's hot pot restaurant is less calm than before, Meng Xiaotian crossed her waist and glared at the door, Lu Tang, Lu Lingyun and Li Yuankui sat at the table, looking at dinner and drooling, but no one dared to do it first.

Lu Lingyun asked in a low voice, "Why don't you have dinner yet?"

Li Yuankui: "It's not because your grandfather and grandmother skipped work and ran out, so that today's guests couldn't settle the bill, and they lost a day's income in vain." ”

Lu Lingyun: "Ah, the shopkeeper is not allowed to eat them." ”

Lu Tang: "I asked her to open an online payment before, but she didn't think that the handling fee of 1 yuan was too expensive. ”

Meng Xiaotian walked over and sat down coldly, she stared at the door without saying a word, her breathing was short, as if she was about to breathe fire at any time.

Lu Lingyun was cautious: "Shopkeeper, why don't we eat?"

Meng Xiaotian shouted loudly: "Eat, eat, don't spend money on eating, do you know how much money I lost today! ”

Li Yuankui: "Shopkeeper, let's dissipate your anger, the guest also said that he would come to settle the bill tomorrow, are you worried that they will not be able to cheat?"

Meng Xiaotian: "It's not, I can't see Qian today and I'm unhappy." ”

Lu Tang: "Shopkeeper, you must be a Taurus." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Did I slam the door like that?"

Li Yuankui, Lu Lingyun and Lu Tang nodded at the same time, Meng Xiaotian was helpless: "Let's eat, let's eat." ”

When the three of them heard that they were going to eat, their eyes lit up and they ate excitedly.

"Yo yo yo, Chek is making trouble!" A man in a hat and hip-hop suit walked in while singing and jumping: "Hello, I said Chek, you said it was good, Chek." ”

There was silence in the lobby, only the sound of dishes and chopsticks, which made the hip-hop man very embarrassed. Mink Yu ran in with a large bag of things: "Shopkeeper, we're back!"

Lu Tang asked while pulling the rice into his mouth, "Where is Lu Zijing, why didn't he come back with you?"

Hip-hop man: "Hey, hey, what's the look, am I not here?"

"Poof!" Lu Tang sprayed the food on Li Yuankui's face, and Li Yuankui sat helplessly.

Meng Xiaotian: "You are ghosted, dressed like this." ”

Lu Zijing: "That's not all, you see. As soon as he took off his hat, his short hair was dyed blonde, Meng Xiaotian didn't take a breath, and sat down in fright.

Lu Zijing: "How is it?

Mink Yu was greedy: "We went out to buy clothes today, and the clerk said that troubadours now wear it like this, and they have to hang a metal chain, dye their hair, and wear this kind of hat. What do you think? Handsome is not handsome, cool, handsome. ”

Lu Tang looked at Lu Zijing's blonde hair and thought, "It's really stylish, I really want to have one." ”

Li Yuankui looked at Lu Zijing's pendant blankly and thought: "It's really manly, I also seem to have a big chain." ”

Lu Lingyun looked at Lu Zijing's hip-hop sneakers blankly and thought: "Awesome, these shoes seem to be very elastic, if you wear them in a war, you must be invincible." ”

Lu Zijing: "Eh, what are you doing in a daze, tell me how about looking at my body?"

Lu Tang, Li Yuankui, and Lu Lingyun said in unison: "It's ugly!"

Lu Zijing held his mouth: "You group of earth ghosts who don't understand fashion. ”