"Hell hot pot restaurant, good name, simple and clear, very spicy at first glance, I like it. A middle-aged man dressed in the costume of a Ming Dynasty literati and a plum blossom folding fan said outside the door.

Lu Tang: "Welcome officer, please have you booked the hot pot online in advance?" ”

Literati: "Scheduled? or online? What do you mean by dripping as a god?"

Lu Tang: "It's to log in to the app of our hot pot restaurant with your mobile phone to make an appointment, you can select the type of set meal on it, and then eat immediately according to the appointment time." ”

Literati: "Hey, it's troublesome, I just want to have a hot pot simply, can't I?"

Lu Tang: "I'm really sorry, because our tables are reserved every day, so we can't serve guests who come at 0:00." ”

Literati: "Hey, the shop is not good, there are so many rules, I don't eat Tang Pohu!"

"Tang Bohu!" Lu Zijing shouted in the store, and he didn't know how this guy heard it, he ran out of the backyard quickly wearing the hip-hop suit that Diao Yu bought yesterday, looking excited and looking around: "Where is it? Where is Tang Bohu?"

The literati held the fan in both hands and bowed: "Down there is Tang Pohu!" He looked at Lu Zijing, took a few steps back in fright, and said with trembling hands: "Jin... Gold... Golden Retriever Monster!"

Lu Zijing looked at him, burst into tears, he hugged him tightly, and the frightened Tang Pohu shouted: "Don't eat me, please don't eat me." ”

Lu Zijing hugged him tightly without care: "Tang Bohu, I love you, I love you, I love you, open a light for me!"

Tang Pohu was stunned, his face was confused, and he muttered in a low voice: "Huh, I'm just engaged in piracy, and I also have fans?"

Lu Tang saw Tang Pohu's mouth open in surprise, and then looked at Lu Zijing, who was extremely happy as he hugged him tighter and tighter, and walked over to tear Lu Zijing off Tang Pohu's body.

Lu Tang looked up and down, and asked in disbelief: "Are you Tang Bohu?"

Lu Zijing: "Yes, it's him, it's him!" Lu Zijing couldn't help but stick to it again.

Lu Tang impatiently pulled him back: "What works do you have, report your name!"

Tang Pohu thought for a while: "Think about it, "Autumn Frost of the Tsubaki Tree", "Chicken Peck Rice", "Riding a Donkey and Thinking of Returning", I have painted all of these. ”

Lu Tang tugged at his hair in surprise: "Could it be that you are really Tang Bohu!"

Lu Zijing: "Slap your face! Idol, sign my name, right on my chest." Lu Zijing took off his clothes as he spoke, and was stopped by Lu Tang.

Lu Tang: "Eh, be reserved, in broad daylight, it doesn't affect well to be seen." ”

Tang Pohu: "This big brother is dressed very specially, I don't know what kind of business he does?"

Lu Zijing: "I used to be a Taoist priest, but I also read poetry books, probably, maybe, should, maybe, I guess I am a poet." Lu Zijing scratched his head embarrassedly.

Tang Pohu: "It's the first time I've seen a poet dressed like this, it's amazing." ”

Lu Tang: "The suit he wears is not worn by a regular poet at all, at most it is a troubadour." ”

Tang Pohu carefully looked at his clothes: "Troubadour? ”

Lu Tang: "Have you ever watched the show "Hell Has Hip Hop"? ”

Tang Pohu: "Sounds very good, I'll go back and take a look and say goodbye." ”

Lu Zijing grabbed Tang Pohu's hand: "Idol, don't go, how can you not eat a hot pot when you are here, come in with me and taste the special hot pot of our hell hot pot restaurant." ”

Tang Pohu: "But I didn't make an appointment." ”

Lu Zijing: "Make an appointment? It doesn't matter, you are our VVVIP, you don't need to make an appointment at all, you can come anytime you want to eat." ”

Tang Pohu pointed at Lu Tang: "But this young man just said..."

Lu Zijing: "The kind of person who picks up garbage knows how to fart, don't pay attention to him!" Lu Zijing pulled Tang Pohu in.

Lu Tang: "Hey, who is the garbage picker, you make it clear, hey! I look like a garbage picker? ”

An eldest lady came over, stuffed a penny into Lu Tang's hand, and instructed: "Pick up garbage, look at your pitiful, take it to buy a baked cake." ”

Mink Yu was settling accounts behind the counter, and the woman's sixth sense told her that there would be something that would make her jealous, and a junior appeared between her and Lu Zijing, she slowly grasped the abacus and looked up.

Lu Zijing was holding a hand with fine skin and tender flesh and walked towards her, and Mink Yu was angry in his heart, so he smashed it with an abacus.

Meng Xiaotian and Li Yuankui ran out of the backyard, Meng Xiaotian: "What's wrong?"

Lu Zijing and Mink Yutao were carefully bandaging Tang Pohu's head, and Mink Yutao was always by his side to apologize.

Tang Pohu: "Okay, okay, I forgive you." Girl, next time, please see all the people before smashing them, okay?"

Lu Zijing: "That's it, it's so rough all day long, but fortunately, it's an abacus, if you don't turn the kitchen knife idol into a posthumous image." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Hmph, it's not because of .... Cares about you. ”

Li Yuankui shuddered: "It's numb, it's disgusting, I'll go back to the kitchen first." ”

Meng Xiaotian walked in front of Tang Pohu: "I'm really embarrassed that this guest officer has such an accident, in order to express my apologies, I'll give you a 9.99% discount for today's consumption, okay?"

Lu Tang thought to himself: "The shopkeeper's door has been upgraded again, and it is amazing." ”

Lu Zijing: "Shopkeeper, I would like to introduce you to this famous Ming Dynasty poet and painter Tang Bohu." ”

Meng Xiaotian's eyes lit up, and she looked at him excitedly, in Meng Xiaotian's eyes, Tang Pohu was not the crystallization of poems, calligraphy and scrolls, but a pile of gold coins.

Meng Xiaotian instantly changed her face, and asked very gently: "Hello Mr. Tang, I am the shopkeeper here, my name is Meng Xiaotian." Is Mr. Tang here to eat hot pot today? I don't know what troubles you have?"

Tang Pohu: "There is one thing that has really been bothering me, that is, I have debuted for so many years, but I am not popular, and I am really depressed." Tell me what's wrong with this Jianghu, those who take off their clothes or stuff firecrackers into their pants become popular casually, which is simply a distortion of the aesthetics of the rivers and lakes. ”

Lu Zijing looked at him appreciatively: "I can't imagine that idols are not only full of money, but also have such a sense of responsibility, I love you more and more." ”

Mink Yu complained in a dissatisfied whisper: "Cut, love your size." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "So you want to forget the impetuous rivers and lakes?"

Tang Pohu: "No, I want to forget that I have never done this before, and I want to do a new job." ”

Lu Tang: "What can you do with your small body, be a wandering singer?"

Tang Pohu: "Yes, I can be a poet, a troubadour, like this big brother, with a full personality, to show myself to the fullest." ”

Lu Zijing happily said to himself: "I... Do I have a lot of personality?"

Tang Pohu: "Big brother, are you willing to be my master and teach me how to become a troubadour?"

Lu Zijing: "I! be your master! This..."

Tang Pohu knelt down: "Please!"

Everyone hurriedly pulled him up from the ground, Lu Zijing: "I'm afraid I'm not qualified to be your master, but we can help each other." I have some of my own paintings, please help me look at them and give me some advice. In return, I share with you how to rap. ”

Tang Pohu: "Okay, let's go, let's hurry up and get into the room." ”

The two held hands and happily ran and jumped into the backyard. Mink Yu looked at it greedily, pouted and left.

Lu Tang: "Am I the only one who thinks they're disgusting?"

Meng Xiaotian: "Lu Tang, I have something to ask you." ”

Lu Tang: "Shopkeeper, you command." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Help me keep an eye on Lu Zijing, don't let him suffer losses." This Tang Pohu is not Tang Bohu, I just read his memory, he is a fake!"

Lu Tang: "Then what do you say!"

Meng Xiaotian: "Look at Lu Zijing's brainless powder, he won't believe anything, it's better to keep him here than to let Lu Zijing go to him secretly." Now I need to think about how to verify this, so you help me keep an eye on them. ”

Lu Tang: "Chirp!"

In Lu Zijing's room, Tang Pohuzai carefully climbed on it and observed Lu Zijing's paintings: "Good painting, good painting, exquisite brushwork, and expressive pictures." Big brother, you're doing a great job. ”

Lu Zijing sat on the bed shyly: "It's just playing blindly, how can I compare with you." ”

Tang Pohu: "Hey, your grinning paintings are already top-notch in the industry, do you want to consider selling them to me?"

Lu Zijing: "What! You want to buy my paintings? I'm sorry, you just have to take it if you like. ”

Tang Pohu: "It's not good to take it directly, in this way, if you give me these paintings, I will sign you, and I can help you promote and sell paintings?"

Lu Zijing is going crazy, he is actually going to be signed by an idol, what else can he do, he hurriedly agreed.

Tang Pohu took out a crumpled contract from his arms: "Then you sign this, and I'll explain the benefits to you in the future." ”

Lu Zijing took the contract and signed it without looking at it: "No need to explain, na, I'll sign it." ”

Tang Pohu thought to himself: "I'm afraid I'm a fool, I can sign it without looking at it." ”

He looked at the contract: "Lu Zijing, good name, you don't mind pressing your finger again." ”

Lu Zijing bit his finger and pressed it, and asked happily, "Is there anything else?"

Tang Pohu: "Uh... You're really the smoothest sign I've ever signed. Then I'll take these paintings from you, and according to the contract, you can provide me with at least five paintings a month, no problem, right?"

Lu Zijing: "There are so many paintings in five! You can also see it, I am so busy, I guess I can't finish the painting." ”

Tang Pohu: "Eh, then you should have seen it clearly and signed it again, if you breach the contract, you have to pay 1 million liquidated damages." ”

Lu Zijing: "1 million!"

Tang Pohu showed Lu Zijing the terms written on the contract, and Lu Zijing was stunned. Tang Pohu pointed to the line next to him: "0% of the income from the sale of paintings belongs to the author! ”

Lu Zijing: "You liar, aren't you afraid that I will make your reputation stink?"

Tang Pohu: "What's so stinky about my name, besides, we are acting in accordance with the terms of the treaty, and you are willing to sign it, how can there be a deception?"

Lu Zijing: "You.... You damn Tang Bohu, I'm going to ask the media to make you public. ”

Tang Pohu: "I think it's okay, the bigger you make a fuss, the more valuable my contract is, hehehe." Oh. Also, my name is Tang Pohu, I don't read Bo, you are illiterate!"

Lu Zijing: "You despicable villain. ”

Tang Pohu: "Hehe, young man, I have been in the rivers and lakes for 30 years, and I can tell you that the rivers and lakes are not so simple. Remember, you have to pay attention to signing in the future!"

Lu Zijing: "You! I'll fight with you!"

Lu Zijing rushed over and hugged Tang Pohu and fought together, Tang Pohu was beaten and howled again and again, Li Yuankui heard the sound and came in again, and saw the two hugging each other in a shameful posture.