Chapter 16: The Secret That Can Be Said
In the past few days, things in the hot pot restaurant can be said to be one after another, and everyone has a little tiredness on their faces. Coupled with the fact that I didn't sleep all night last night, everyone couldn't help but hang up two dark circles under their eyes.
Mink Yu and Lu Lingyun sharpened their swords, one sharpened Fang Tian's halberd, one left and one right, sitting beside Meng Xiaotian like a protector. Li Yuankui, Lu Zijing and Lu Tang were hiding in the backyard, and the hand-copied guys were ready to catch Prince Gan Linliang at any time, while Yang Xiaoguo was sleeping in Lu Zijing's room.
Everyone was murderous and staring at the door with malice, as long as Meng Xiaotian gave an order, the backyard would fly out of the "beer bottle", "can", "ashtray", "folding stool" and other essential hidden weapons for life.
However, 1 minute later, the three girls in the lobby and the three boys in the backyard all fell asleep. They slept soundly, and it can be said that their sleeping position was fearless and unreserved. Meng Xiaotian crawled on the table, saliva flowing down the table. Lu Lingyun fell asleep on Fang Tian's painting halberd, and Mink Yu was gluttonous with his hands on his shoulders, standing in place and falling asleep.
The backyard is relatively good in the lobby, Li Yuankui fell asleep on the ground, and Lu Tang and Lu Zijing hugged each other and slept on Li Yuankui's oily belly.
I don't know how long I slept, Yang Xiaoguo came out of the room, and saw the three people sleeping in the backyard, especially Lu Tang and Lu Zijing, who were hugging each other, happy, Yang Xiaoguo shook his head in disgust: "Huh! It's really disgusting." ”
He flew over the three of them lightly, walked into the lobby, and found the three girls sleeping soundly. He picked up a brush and approached the mink, and was about to play a prank when a noisy cry came from outside the door.
"Hurry up, hurry up, surround this hot pot restaurant. "Rescue the boss, start with me!" "Roll up your sleeves and work hard." ”
Yang Xiaoguo threw down his pen in a panic and ran to the backyard, he ran to Lu Tang's side and pulled Lu Tang, and the two were still nauseously hugging each other and falling asleep. For the first time in his life, Yang Xiaoguo felt the power of helplessness, he used all his strength to separate the two, and then carried Lu Tang and stepped on the ground hard, and took off out of the backyard of the hot pot restaurant.
"Hey, sleep... Haven't slept enough, all... Give it all to me... Awake... Wake up!" Steward Wu (a bald man, who appeared in Chapter 5) sat on a stool and cursed loudly.
Meng Xiaotian: "Who? noisy, so unqualified." ”
Lu Lingyun yawned: "That's it, your toilet exploded?"
Mink Yu is greedy: "I hate it, people haven't slept enough, so the skin will get worse." ”
Lu Zijing was sleepy-eyed: "Eh, why are there so many people, shopkeeper, we are going to make a fortune." ”
Li Yuankui didn't wake up, she was still asleep, and a little smile appeared on her mouth from time to time.
"Smack!" Steward Wu slapped the table vigorously and said angrily, "It's all... What are they.... What the hell? Village... Sloppy, this... What time is it, the sun is basking on the ass... Still... Still sleeping. ”
Everyone (except for Li Yuankui) finally woke up, and they found themselves tightly tied, surrounded by masked people, wearing chivalrous customers, wearing straw hats, and holding knives, guns, clubs, and various weapons.
Lu Lingyun struggled hard, trying to open the rope, Steward Wu walked over with his hands behind his back and bent down and smiled: "Hey, hey, hey... Other... Other... It's a lot of work. This is... Soul Binding Rope You... Can't get it open... Open. ”
Lu Lingyun opened her eyes and said easily, "It's open!"
Steward Wu was so angry that he took a few steps back and pointed at Lu Lingyun: "Hey! Little Nizi. You... Know... This... How expensive is it?"
Lu Lingyun: "I don't know how expensive it is, but I want to hit you, I know this very well." "Said that I gave Steward Wu a punch, and in the end, the knights around him picked up their weapons and rushed over, but unfortunately no matter how many people there were, they were not Lu Lingyun's opponents, and Lu Lingyun easily solved them.
Lu Lingyun clapped his hands: "Just like this, I still learn to play kidnapping with others, are you mistaken?" ”
Steward Wu: "Let go... Fart! You guys... Kidnapped... We're in charge!"
Lu Zijing: "This hero, your head was not kidnapped by us, you are mistaken, it is all a misunderstanding!"
Steward Wu: "Come less, there are... Someone saw the night before, the head of the house from... From you... Appeared. ”
Meng Xiaotian: "This bald brother, is the head of the family you talking about a 5-year-old child with a tuft of white hair in front of his hair?" ”
Steward Wu was very excited: "Yes... Right... Right... Only... Only... Only... It's us... Palm... Palm... Master. ”
Mink Yu replied greedily: "Eh, then you are mistaken." Not only did we not kidnap him, but we took care of him for you for several days, and you should thank us. ”
Steward Wu: "Come less! You... You guys... Don't think... Yes... Can you fool me! Beggars... Brother said .... See a bite... Big... Cauldron, you want to put him... Cooked!"
Meng Xiaotian smiled: "This is even more of a misunderstanding, we just want to get back his memory." ”
Steward Wu was shocked and patted his bald head: "What! You beasts, you want to.... Purloin.... Our master.... Remember... Memory!"
Lu Zijing: "Eh, why can't you understand the words? Why do we want him to remember, do we still want to secretly practice his world-building martial arts?"
Steward Wu was furious: "How can this be reasonable, you... You're so bold!"
Lu Lingyun: "Grandpa, don't talk nonsense with this kind of person, it's unreasonable." Wait until I solve it, and then he will come to save you. "Say I, Lu Lingyun, flew towards Steward Wu and kicked him hard. How did he know that the angry housekeeper Wu's muscles increased sharply, tore his clothes, held Lu Lingyun's feet tightly with one palm, and threw her down the wall with a flick of his hand.
Lu Lingyun got up, picked up Fang Tian's painting halberd and stabbed it.
But Steward Wu has thick skin and thick meat, and Fang Tian's halberd can't hurt him, and after a few rounds of fighting, Lu Lingyun was hit to the ground by his bald head, and then tied up!
Steward Wu: "Come... Come on, drag these two men... Drag..."
Lu Zijing hurriedly shouted: "Don't, why do you want to take off your clothes, can you be civilized." ”
Steward Wu: "Drag it to the backyard... Hang up! Unexpectedly... The head of the house... Falling on you so... People with dirty thoughts... In hand, look at me... How... How to clean up you. ”
The rest of the story is what I said at the beginning of Chapter 5, and we will now talk about Lu Tang's side. Lu Tang was carried by Yang Xiaoguo and escaped from the people of the rivers and lakes, Lu Tang slowly woke up and found himself naked in the flowers. And in the grass on the opposite side is also naked Yang Xiaoguo (of course, the grass is lush, and only the bare shoulders of the two can be seen)
Lu Tang hurriedly screamed and blocked his body with his hand: "Why am I here? I'm sure we're going to be robbed. ”
Yang Xiaoguo slowly opened his eyes after finishing work, and put on his clothes unhurriedly: "You are so ugly, blind people will not rob you of your sex." And he slept like a pig, and he couldn't wake up. ”
Lu Tang hid in the grass and tried to cover his body: "What happened?"
Yang Xiaoguo told Lu Tang about the hot pot restaurant one by one, and when Lu Tang heard it, he ran out in a hurry, shouting as he ran: "The shopkeeper." ”
It's a pity that this dense flower field is not a wilderness, but a park, Lu Tang rushed out in small shorts, and after a while, he heard a female ghost screaming: "Ah, colored ghost!"
Lu Tang hurriedly ran back and hid in the flowers. Lu Tang looked at Yang Xiaoguo: "Hey, where are my clothes?"
Yang Xiaoguo: "I accidentally slipped just now." With that, he pointed to a black lump among the flowers.
Lu Tang was shocked and hugged himself in fear: "What did you do to me?"
Yang Xiaoguo: "I'm tired of the cultivation life of being the leader of the martial arts alliance, so I will pass on all the martial arts to you." As a result, it spread a little harder, and the palms of your hands were too hot, and your clothes were burned down. ”
When Lu Tang heard this time, he was frightened and happy, and he immediately stood up and fiddled with his body: "So I'm invincible in the world now?"
The female ghost screamed again: "Ah! there are colored ghosts in the grass over there!"
Lu Tang was frightened and hurriedly squatted down and hid: "Eh, am I invincible in the world now?"
Yang Xiaoguo: "It stands to reason that this is the case. But I don't know if you're stupid or stupid, and I can't activate your Rendu Second Pulse even if I use all my internal strength. So you're still the same as before. ”
Lu Tang: "How can this be, can you think of a way to help me activate it again?" I invite you to eat chicken legs." ”
Yang Xiaoguo: "Big brother, I am also the one who was arrested halfway to teach martial arts, how do I know the principle inside, I'm just a little pot friend." ”
Lu Tang: "By the way, could it be because of the pirated martial arts you wore for me." ”
Yang Xiaoguo: "Why are you talking so much nonsense." ”
Lu Tang: "Okay, okay, I'll shut up." Let's go back to the hot pot restaurant first to save the shopkeeper and them. ”
Yang Xiaoguo pistled his chin: "Do you care about the shopkeeper, or are they?"
Lu Tang was a little embarrassed: "You don't understand the affairs of adults." Go get me some clothes. ”
Yang Xiaoguo: "I don't! I'm losing all my skills now, and I will be miserable when I go back." If you don't do it well, you have to cultivate, and you're hungry every day. ”
Lu Tang: "You're a pig, you think about eating all day long." You are the leader of the martial arts alliance, you should think about how to relieve the world and support justice!"
Yang Xiaoguo: "I don't want it, I just want to play all day long and eat delicious food." ”
Lu Tang wanted to correct Yang Xiaoguo, but was covered by two pieces of clothes thrown on his head, Lu Tang took off his clothes, and saw a knife-wielding man wearing a brocade guard standing in front of him. He walked over and pointed to Lu Tang: "I'm going to sue you now for exposing your body in public, breaking morals, get dressed and follow me back to Dongchang!"
Lu Tang: "Officer, this is a misunderstanding!"
Jin Yiwei: "Call me sir, this is the area under the jurisdiction of the Ming Dynasty, and there are no police officers." According to the law, you will be beaten with 200 boards, and then paraded in the streets, and finally sent to the frontier!"
Lu Tang was very anxious when he heard this, he hurriedly put on his pants and clothes, gave Yang Xiaoguo a look, and prepared to pull him to escape.