Chapter 17 Sluts Just Talk a Lot
At this time, the garden was very lively, and a cordon was set up around the flowers where Lu Tangerine was located, and Jin Yiwei was collecting evidence and recording nearby. There were several horse-drawn carriages parked on the side of the road in the park, all of them official horses, in high spirits, wearing a silver jacket with the word "POLICE" written on it. There were also police lights installed on the carriage, which flashed red and blue.
On the stool next to him sat a brocade guard who had fallen into the water, wrapped in a towel and looking embarrassed, and a doctor beside him was checking his pulse.
A golden-robed brocade guard with a knife stepped down from the carriage, tugged at his clothes a few times, and walked straight to the overboard brocade guard. Jin Yiwei saw that his expression was a little flustered, and he hurriedly stood up: "Wei sir." ”
Wei Zhongxian took off his sunglasses, looked at the brocade guard who fell into the water and asked, "What's the matter?"
Jin Yiwei: "Recently, I heard that there are often erotic exhibitionists in this film, but I haven't caught it. I was patrolling the neighborhood and just now I received a report from the public that pornography and nudity had reappeared. ”
Wei Zhongxian: "Oh, interesting, I've been tracking him for a long time, what does he look like?"
Jin Yiwei: "Uh, thin, medium build, more narcissistic, and then very verbose, I thought it was a fly hiding in the flowers at first." ”
Wei Zhongxian: "Hmph, I didn't expect him to be so clever in disguise, now we will suspect dogs and cats, but who will suspect flies?" ”
Jin Yiwei: "Later, I saw a child faintly in the flowers, so I rushed over, and I picked up a set of clothes on the way. ”
Wei Zhongxian: "The clothes on the side of the road? ”
Jin Yiwei: "It must be this unqualified grandson, he also pulled out the child's clothes, it's just perverted." It's a good thing I found out early, otherwise I would have taken pity on the kid. ”
Wei Zhongxian: "It's so hateful! This kind of scum must be severely punished." I heard you fell into the river, what's the matter?"
Jin Yiwei: "The grandson was going to run with the child, I chased after him, and when he got to the river, he pulled the child and flew into the air, I jumped up and hugged his legs, and when we flew to the middle of the river, he kicked me, and I fell into the river." ”
Wei Zhongxian: "Oh? I see, you go back and rest. Eh, you draw his face as soon as possible, and send me an order to the United Nations Security Department, East Factory, West Factory, Privy Council, Internal Guard, Sticky Pole, Six Doors and Hanging Mirror Division to be wanted throughout the territory!"
Jin Yiwei saluted, stomped his foot on the ground and shouted: "Yes, sir!"
Wei Zhongxian put on his sunglasses and looked left and right and shouted, "Close!"
The crowd got into the carriage, and the carriage drove away from the park in order. After a while, the screams of the female ghost came from the grass again: "Ahh
A man wearing only underwear and dirty hair ran out with a smile: "Hey, hey, it's really enjoyable, I scared three female ghosts today." I'm going to be famous!Eh, where's Lao Tzu's clothes?"
On the side of the road, Lu Tang was wearing exhibitionist clothes and leading Yang Xiaoguo to walk.
Yang Xiaoguo: "Brother Lu Tang, that Jinyi Wei was so stupid just now, we can all fall into the river if we chase us." ”
Lu Tang: "That's right, you can fall down on your own with such a wide road." Do you think he's going to throw this dirty water on us to ask for credit?"
Yang Xiaoguo nodded: "I think it will!" By the way, Brother Lu Tang, I have a question for you." ”
Lu Tang: "I haven't loved it." ”
Yang Xiaoguo: "Huh?"
Lu Tang: "Don't you want to ask me if I ever love you? Let me tell you, I can't gamble with them with the shopkeeper no matter what." ”
Yang Xiaoguo: "Cut! Narcissistic maniac, I want to ask you, when facing feelings, do you choose the right person, or choose the person you love?"
Lu Tang stopped, squatted down and looked at Yang Xiaoguo and asked, "Stinky boy, you are in love!"
Yang Xiaoguo hurriedly shook his head: "I'm talking about you! Do you choose the right person? or choose the person you love." ”
Lu Tang: "Is there any difference?"
Yang Xiaoguo: "Sister Mink Yu is very suitable for you, one strong and one weak, one attack and one acceptance, Hedong lion roar." But you have to choose Sister Meng Xiaotian, are you cheap!"
Lu Tang was so angry with Yang Xiaoguo that his mouth was crooked, he didn't want to pay attention to him, and strode away by himself.
On the side of the hot pot restaurant, Meng Xiaotian, Mink Yuyu, Lu Zijing, Lu Lingyun and Li Yuankui were pressed to the ground by the swordsmen, and the swordsmen pulled out various shapes of "big swords", and the whole space was cold. Although ghosts do not die, it is a painful process that takes thousands of years to cut them off and grow them back. Imagine how terrible it is to lie down like a salted fish for 1,000 years, and endure the pain before healing.
So when the swordsmen murderously moved their swords to their necks, they were really scared. But fortunately, just before the sword, a "ghost under the sword" saved everyone. Lu Tang took Yang Xiaoguo and trotted all the way back, Yang Xiaoguo sat by the door panting, looking loveless: "Please take me back to practice, I find it more tiring to follow this uncle." ”
As soon as everyone saw Yang Xiaoguo, they knelt down to greet him, and shouted in their mouths: "See the master of the martial arts alliance!"
Steward Wu's face was full of tears: "The master... You... You... You're back, and your aunt is coming... Put us... Force... Driven crazy. ”
Lu Tang: "Hey, hey, you really have an aunt, so do you still have an eagle owl?" ”
Yang Xiaoguo: "Yes, how do you know!"
Lu Tang's eyes lit up: "Wow, if you endorse the hot pot restaurant, we will be rich." ”
At this time, outside the hot pot restaurant, a woman dressed in plain white clothes and a shawl with long hair walked in. The woman's facial features are exquisite, and her tall nose and sweet dimples immediately attract everyone's attention.
Steward Wu: "See the big... Big... Big boss!"
Lu Tang walked up curiously and stared at the woman in white: "Eh, did you have a nose trimmed?"
The woman was angry and directly gave Lu Tang a palm, and Lu Tang flew out and landed on Lu Zijing and Li Yuankui.
Lu Zijing: "Dead Lu Tang, if you don't have a cheap mouth, you will die!"
The woman walked unhurriedly to the table and sat down, poured herself a cup of tea, and drank it in a big gulp.
Lu Tang: "If you don't wear lipstick, drink it, be careful of poisoning you..."
Lu Zijing and Li Yuankui hurriedly blocked Lu Tang's mouth, and the two laughed: "Eh, shut up, stinky boy." "Are you trying to kill us?"
Lu Zijing smiled: "Big boss, right, you are so beautiful, how about we add a WeChat?"
The woman sat coldly, and Yang Xiaoguo slowly walked over and pulled her clothes: "Auntie, don't be angry, they are all good people." ”
Lu Tang: "What do you want to do? I won't let you take Yang Xiaoguo away." ”
Woman: "Yang Xiaoguo, who gave you such a local name?" He's my celebrity, and I'm not going to do anything to him. ”
Lu Tang: "You abuse the child and don't give the child food. ”
The woman laughed: "Hahaha, I'm doing it for his good, it's easy to gain weight by eating too much every day." Okay, okay, I'll give you more food from today, one more meat per meal, would you like to go back with me?"
Yang Xiaoguo nodded, but he was still not happy enough.
Woman: "You've been spoiled by these people, what am I going to do with them?"
Meng Xiaotian hurriedly said: "I'm the shopkeeper here, if there's anything coming at me, don't hurt my buddy." ”
The woman stood up and walked in front of Meng Xiaotian, and smiled coldly: "Shopkeeper Meng! I didn't expect that Shopkeeper Meng was so young and beautiful. Come and loosen the tie for the shopkeeper Meng. ”
Lu Tang struggled and said, "That's it, the shopkeeper is more drifting than you without makeup..."
"Puff puff!" Lu Zijing hurriedly banged his head on Lu Tang's stomach to shut him up. Li Yuankui also tried his best to press Lu Tang and said, "Slut, shut up." ”
The woman clasped her fists and saluted, "In Xia Yang Yan, she is the founder and CEO of the New Tomb Sect and the Purple Ink Sect. You have been taking care of the martial arts alliance leader these days, and we have been looking for him for a long time. ”
Lu Tang: "Now everyone in the martial arts has started to start a business?"
Lu Zijing bumped into him with a sad face and said, "Shut up, please shut up quickly." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "I don't know why Yang Yan came to our hot pot restaurant?"
Yang Yan: "I'll take the leader of the martial arts alliance back, and by the way, I will get to know the shopkeeper, maybe there will be a chance to cooperate in the future." ”
Lu Tang picked off Li Yuankui's head: "What is the new tomb faction?
Yang Yan: "I'll dig you a hammer! How did I meet you, a long-winded dead fly, the new tomb faction is now the first chivalrous agent company in the martial arts, we can customize challenges for you, increase your fan base, apply for the number one, and hold various martial arts conferences and other activities." Interested, I'll give you a discount. ”
Lu Tang: "It's so good, what kind of discount can I talk about?"
Yang Yan: "I signed you, but all the money I earned belongs to me." ”
Lu Tang: "Why?"
Yang Yan: "You're so ugly, you have to spend a lot of money just to build, and you can't recover the cost first?"
Lu Tang: "What a profiteer, I won't sign it! ”
Yang Yan: "That's just right, it saves me a lot of trouble." Shopkeeper Meng, I want to buy your shop, you can make a price. ”
Meng Xiaotian and the others thought they had heard it wrong, and they couldn't believe that anyone would buy it here. Mink Yu happily jumped to Meng Xiaotian's side (because he was tied): "Shopkeeper, your wish has come true! Don't you hurry up, ask for tens of billions, no, ask for hundreds of billions, and then we will go all over the world." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "I'm sorry, I don't plan to sell it, please go back." ”
Yang Yan: "Don't you plan to think about it again?"
Meng Xiaotian: "Mink Yu is greedy, send off guests." ”
Mink Yu was greedy: "I'm tied up, how can I send it." ”
Yang Yan: "Let's go by ourselves, shopkeeper Meng, I advise you to think about it again, besides, what I want, there is nothing I can't get." ”
Yang Yan flicked her sleeves and walked out arrogantly, after the swordsman untied the guys, they ran out of the hot pot restaurant one by one, and Steward Wu picked up Yang Xiaoguo and was about to leave when Meng Xiaotian stopped him.
Steward Wu: "What's wrong, after... Regret... Ahh ”
Meng Xiaotian: "Didn't you say that there is a reward for finding the leader of the martial arts alliance? ”
Steward Wu: "Oh, you wait... I... Get out now... Take the bonus. ”
Mink Yu happily ran to Meng Xiaotian's side: "Shopkeeper, we have made a fortune, 20 billion." No wonder you don't want to sell hot pot restaurants, you're too smart. Let's plan how we use it, shall we?"
Lu Lingyun originally stood aside without thinking, but Mink Yu said happily: "Lu Lingyun, don't you hurry up and coax the shopkeeper, she will be happy to buy you a set of golden armor later, how majestic." When Lu Lingyun heard this, she immediately changed her face and smiled and leaned over.
Lu Zijing and Li Yuankui also came over, and Meng Xiaotian smiled and looked at everyone: "Okay, when I get the money, I'll fulfill one of your wishes, okay?" The guys cheered and hugged happily when they heard it.
Lu Tang walked to Yang Xiaoguo's side and squatted down, Yang Xiaoguo looked lost and lowered his head.
Lu Tang touched his head: "Hey, happy, you can come here at any time when you are hungry in the future, my brother invites you to eat chicken legs." If they bully you, tell me and I'll protect you. ”
Yang Xiaoguo: "Cut, if you want to protect it, it's better to rely on me, you can have fragrant chicken legs." ”
Lu Ju stretched out his hand: "Stinky boy, come and let's pull the hook and hook, a word is a certainty!" Yang Xiaoguo didn't understand, Lu Tang taught him hand in hand, and the two agreed to pull the hook in the sun.
Meng Xiaotian looked at the black shadows of Lu Tang and Yang Xiaoguo in the sun, Lu Tang reluctantly hugged Yang Xiaoguo after pulling the hook, and kept telling something.
Meng Xiaotian smiled and said softly: "Sluts just talk a lot. ”