Lao Zhao doesn't think there's anything shameful about being a ball rape.

On the contrary, it is still justified.

After all, his old Zhao's ancestral home is not this earth.

Go out and turn left in the 2333rd parallel universe, which is still in the low-tech version of the earth in the 21st century, and there is no standard version of the earth with the fantasy magic and future science fiction themes of ancient martial arts immortals, so that it can have a relationship with his old Zhao La.

Although in terms of relationship, this is the case, but he Lao Zhao has absolutely no psychological pressure when he becomes a ball rape.

Isn't it just selling out the interests of the earth?

It's drizzling!

Therefore, in the choice between facing his ex-girlfriend and being a ball rape, Lao Zhao chose the latter.

Groveling to send the two aunts and grandmothers away, Lao Zhao returned to the living room and collapsed directly on the sofa, continuing to smoke the remaining half of the red plum, but his expression became more and more depressed: "This is wrong, right?"

I used to live a normal life, why has it changed so much recently?

The daughter-in-law is noisily opening the shop.

The sister-in-law is clamoring to throw herself into her arms.

As soon as my daughter graduated, she was busy with her career and worked hard.

The son pursued the sister and entered the main god space, and also delayed his studies.

These are actually easy to solve for Lao Zhao, and the most important thing is why his ex-girlfriends, who have been cut off, have begun to appear in the past two days, which really makes him palpitate.

Hongmei's hands were trembling, and Lao Zhao realized that things were not so simple.

"There is a conspiracy!"

Lao Zhao smoked a cigarette and finally came to a conclusion.

Can there be no conspiracy?

The ex-girlfriend has set up a 'Time and Space Administration' on Earth, a LOW to explosive organization.

Of course, as the former Long Aotian, Lao Zhao is not qualified to talk about the issue of LOW or LOW, but Lao Zhao has a few words to defend this, putting aside the times and talking about online articles, this is definitely a hooligan's behavior!

It's just that the ex-girlfriend is planning to invade the earth through this agency, which is too much.

Lao Zhao smoked a cigarette and was a little helpless.

Pinch your fingers.

The purpose of these ex-girlfriends turned out to be to use the earth as a colony.

Especially in this earth, when the aura recovers to a certain extent, it will start to invade the earth in other parallel spaces in the form of a springboard, and completely control the earth in all parallel spaces.

Well, it's bound to find out a certain scumbag and let him experience the most painful torture?

"Hiss-"

Lao Zhao scratched the gasping chicken, and felt that it had shrunk into a ball of grievances.

Turning his head to look at the study next to him, the mouse and keyboard were still working hard to code words, and he felt a little aggrieved in his heart, after all, his old Zhao is now 1000... 0000… 00042 years old, at such an age, I finally formed a warm family, lived a life that ordinary people have, and couldn't stand the toss at all.

But how to solve this problem is also the key, originally he was sitting on the sofa smoking red plums, and when he was thinking seriously about how to solve the crisis caused by his ex-girlfriend, there was a knock on the door.

Then the old ghost who collected the tatters came to the door, and wanted to spread slander, and was finally killed by the anti-theft door.

The soul that has been pumped is scattered and cannot re-enter reincarnation.

It's all right.

There is no deliberate ghost killing on Earth, but I didn't expect the Time and Space Administration to appear.

The person in charge is still his two ex-girlfriends, the charm still exists, the standard authentic two mature sister flowers, compared to the sister-in-law Xia Zhi's girl sister Fan, it is even more attractive, and the ripe peach licks a mouthful of water... Ahem,I'm sorry.,Mood agitated for a while.,The description of this mouse and keyboard is a bit off-topic.,It's estimated that it's the content of the ** again...

To get back to the point, since the Earth regime and the Time and Space Administration have regulations, with this of intentional ghost killing, and giving ghosts human rights, then this kind of behavior is a crime, and the anti-theft door should be jailed!

Of course, it's not that I'm in prison anyway, Lao Zhao doesn't care, right?

But the most aggrieved thing is.

The Temporal Authority has acknowledged the existence of ghosts as human rights protections.

And this has been a fine for hundreds of years, and belongs to the homologous relative of the Monkey King, but he didn't turn into a monkey when he transformed, but was coaxed by someone to transform into an anti-theft door, and finally he had no human rights?

The anti-theft door is not illegal to kill ghosts, and the last person to be arrested is the owner of the anti-theft door?

"Fuck it!"

Lao Zhao only has this comment.

If it weren't for his wit, he directly chose to become a ball rape, and it is estimated that he would definitely be tortured to Mars in the end, and have a war of words with those resentful ex-girlfriends, maybe it could have evolved into a prison or a censor?

couldn't help swallowing and foaming, Lao Zhao felt a little panicked in his heart.

What if that happens?

"Click-"

Just when Lao Zhao was worried, there was a slight noise at the door.

The key unscrewed the door lock outside the door, and at the same time, his son's slightly hoarse male duck voice in adolescence also appeared at the door with a little restraint and excitement: "Come in Zhishan, there is no one at home, just sit." ”

Zhao Sheng walked into the living room, and his cheeks, which were a little flushed with excitement, instantly rose with surprise and horror, because he saw that his father was sitting on the sofa in a posture of Erlang's legs, smoking cheap red plum cigarettes, while still wantonly picking his feet, and his originally excited face suddenly drooped down at the speed of Sichuan Opera changing faces, and his tone was also a little helpless: "Dad, how are you ...... What about at home at this time?"

Hearing this, Lao Zhao's nose was not a nose or an eye: "What do you mean why am I at home at this time?" He pointed at Zhao Sheng and scolded: "What you kid said, it was enough to usurp the throne and seize power in ancient times!"

Zhao Sheng glanced behind him, and his face turned a little weirdly red: "No, Dad, I mean, didn't you accompany my mother and my aunt to see the store today?"

Lao Zhao suddenly got angry and snorted coldly: "Is this trying to do something bad because you are looking forward to me leaving?"

How could he possibly go along?

Originally, it was hard enough to deal with that sticky little sister-in-law, if it was still greasy and crooked, if it was noticed by outsiders, it would really become a scumbag, and Lao Zhao didn't dare to take risks.

To be honest, after the incident with his ex-girlfriend, he may have to rely on his sister-in-law to cover up.

Therefore, it cannot be offended, nor can it be too intimate.

Be balanced!

It's just that Zhao Sheng was anxious, and glanced at his father, who hadn't understood it yet: "What, I'll come back at noon today to get something, and a female classmate happened to accompany me." ”

Just as he spoke, at the corner of the door behind him, a beautiful girl in a cool long skirt walked in, her fair face was also a little flushed because of a little shyness, but she looked down-and-out and generous without the slightest shyness: "Uncle Zhao, hello, I am Zhao Sheng's classmate, Bai Zhishan." ”

"Ahh......h Good friend, right?" he patted his thigh and stood up and complained to Zhao Sheng: "Don't say a word to the guests at home, I'll clean up the house, and make lunch!"

"Uh......" Zhao Sheng's face was helpless, and he couldn't help but sigh after looking at his father's obvious stability: "I'll come back and get something, and I'll leave in a while, and I won't eat at home." ”

"Uncle, you're too polite. Bai Zhishan responded with a smile: "We will go back to school in a while, and we won't have time to eat at home, so we can go out and eat some fast food casually." ”

"Fast food is not nutritious!" Lao Zhao reached out and took out 500 yuan in his pocket, handed it to his stupid son, and gave him a look by the way: "The girl is growing her body, how can she just eat fast food, and I will go to Ginza to buy a steak in a while to make up for the girl's body." ”

"Uh......" Zhao Sheng looked at the 500 yuan handed over by his father, his face suddenly turned red, and the vampire bloodline couldn't suppress the embarrassment: "I have money, just come back and get a backpack." He didn't dare to look at Bai Zhishan, after all, he knew that this girl was a standard rich second-generation Bai Fumei, so he quickly took out a backpack full of film and television materials in his room, lowered his head and walked towards the door: "Let's go." ”

"Uncle, this is really bothering you. Bai Zhishan was still smiling, just like the elegance of aristocratic etiquette, and nodded to Lao Zhao very sensibly, and then left with Zhao Sheng.

"Alas?"

Lao Zhao was a little embarrassed: "Don't you eat at home?"

He hurriedly sent it to the door, but found that his son had already gone downstairs quickly, and shouted to Bai Zhishan, who was walking at the top of the stairs: "That Zhishan, isn't it? It's not easy to accompany Zhao Sheng back, why don't you let Zhao Sheng treat you to dinner at night, and you two go to watch a movie?"

"Uncle, you're polite, I have a good relationship with Zhao Sheng, so I don't need to treat you for this little thing. Bai Zhishan pursed her lips and smiled, still responding elegantly: "It's my fault to disturb your rest this time." ”

"Look at it, it's really polite, sit at home more next time you come to play!" Lao Zhao was suddenly overjoyed, looking at this girl, the more he looked at it, the happier he became, and couldn't help but say: "My Zhao Sheng is still young, not sensible, if there is anything wrong, you have to preach and teach him, I think Zhishan, you are a very sensible girl, it's really good." ”

"Uncle, you complimented me too much. Bai Zhishan also showed a little pride in her shyness: "Zhao Sheng is still a very good person, I usually ask him for advice." ”

"Dad, don't say it!" It's just that at the bottom of the unit building, Zhao Sheng's helpless voice with a little embarrassment came: "Zhishan, hurry up, there are still classes in the afternoon!"

"Uh......" Lao Zhao's face stiffened.

"Goodbye, uncle. ”

Bai Zhishan chuckled and nodded, and hurriedly walked down the stairs.

At the door of the house, Lao Zhao watched the two of them leave the community through the window, and couldn't help but scratch the back of his head and muttered: "This stinky boy dares to take his girlfriend home at noon, this is more daring than me?"