Chapter 052.The ex-girlfriends also set up the Time and Space Administration
This pair of sisters who still have charm and a very mature temperament came to the second floor, although the black and white dress seems conservative, but in fact, it strangled the bumpy figure into an amazing curve, so that Lao Zhao couldn't help but peek a few times.
In particular, the beautiful face with a Greek mixed race style is even more unique in China.
The two are not Chinese.
Even if Ruth, who is the elder sister, has black hair and black eyes, her body frame and face ratio are very different from those of the Chinese, not to mention that the younger sister Daisy who follows behind her is completely a blonde with golden eyes that are extremely prominent abroad.
However, the language between the two conversations is extremely standard Mandarin.
The Chinese language is very slippery!
Especially in front of Lao Zhao, the two of them are extremely proficient in the comprehension of Chinese!
When she came to the door of the second floor, Daisy saw Lao Zhao's peeking eyes, and immediately pursed her lips and chuckled: "Brother Long, why did you become so angry after seeing each other again?"
"Really?"
Lao Zhao sneered and took half a step back: "I think it's okay." ”
Ruth hugged Da Lailai next to her and mocked: "Oh, now Brother Long is married, of course you have to keep your distance from our ex-girlfriends and other old loves!"
In this regard, Lao Zhao coughed softly with a weak heart: "What are you doing with the past?"
Ruth responded with only two words: "Hehe!"
It's a thing of the past.
But think about the crazy Long Aotian who was so crazy that he didn't count the number of commotions, swept away all the enemies in the world, and the flirtatious girl secretly promised, but in the end she left a letter and then didn't say goodbye to operate, it can make people crazy!
Now I finally found the trace, but I found that I had quietly formed a family, and there was no shortage of wives and children.
The confidante directly became the ex-girlfriend's old lover.
Isn't that angry, you say?
Ruth said that she can be calm, and her sister Daisy can also be calm.
But it was the group of fairy gods who chased after them outside the territory, and they were surprised to find that they were not ex-girlfriends, but ex-ex-girlfriends, ex-ex-girlfriends, ex-ex-girlfriends, ex-ex-girlfriends, ex-girlfriends, ex-girlfriends, ex-girlfriends, ex-girlfriends, ex- When I π my girlfriend, that resentment mixed up, and directly poked countless holes in this world.
If a certain scumbag appears in front of this group of fairy goddesses, it is estimated that this resentment that even heaven and earth can be pierced can be directly turned into a sharp blade, and it must be stabbed through the heart of this scumbag to stop.
For the girls, the scumbag who dares to be negative must die!
"Boom. ”
Lao Zhao swallowed and foamed.
I don't know why, he suddenly felt a chill in his heart.
Wiping the cold sweat on his forehead, Lao Zhao smiled and chose to change the topic: "My anti-theft door just killed a lonely ghost!" As he spoke, he pointed to the ground on the second floor, and a small amount of black powder remained like dust: "Right here, the old man died miserably, I think you will never imagine how the anti-theft door smoked an innocent old ghost so miserably, the purpose is to save my family money for two empty wine bottles!"
In this way, the topic was changed, and Lao Zhao couldn't help but praise his wit.
"Oh?"
Ruth suddenly raised her eyebrows and asked, "Is this true?"
Daisy next to her looked down at the gray-black powder on the ground, nodded and confirmed: "There is indeed an old ghost who died at the door of Brother Long's house, and these powders are physical evidence!"
It's just that Lao Zhao was a little stunned when he heard it: "Uh-huh, what kind of physical evidence?
"Huh!"
But Ruth sneered: "Long Aotian, you are suspected of killing innocent ghosts, and now you are arrested!"
Daisy also cooperated and pinched her thin waist and said with righteous words to Da Lailai: "You have the right to remain silent, but from now on, everything you say will be used as evidence in court!"
"Uh......"
Lao Zhao's face was sluggish, and his painting style changed a little suddenly.
Wasn't it an urban romance movie just now, but now why has it become a Hong Kong typhoon police movie?
But for Lao Zhao's stunned, Ruth still sneered: "Long Aotian, do you have anything else you want to say?" She reached out and took out the handcuffs behind her thin waist: "If you didn't say anything, just come with us?"
Daisy had a pretty face next to her: "Confess leniently, resist strictly!"
"Wait!"
Lao Zhao suddenly reacted: "What's the situation?"
He raised two hands as if he was a title, looked at Ruth and Daisy, the two mature sisters, and couldn't help swallowing and spitting: "I can catch me, but I also need to give a reason, right?"
Ruth sneered, "Reason?"
Daisy took over the conversation directly and said with a serious face: "You are suspected of killing innocent ghosts!"
Lao Zhao was confused: "Wait, kill innocent ghosts?" He pointed to the pile of black ash on the ground, as if thinking of something, and couldn't help but complain: "This is what you meant by physical evidence before?"
Daisy nodded solemnly: "That's right!" As she spoke, she also took out the handcuffs, and her face was a little pitiful: "Brother Long, although we don't want to, but you are suspected of killing innocent ghosts, which violates the punishment of the Time and Space Administration, and you will be sentenced for the crime of intentionally killing ghosts!"
Seeing that Lao Zhao was still confused, Ruth stretched out her hand and coughed lightly: "This punishment is customized by the sister of a certain ghost immortal, of course, who is it, I think Mr. Long, you know in your heart." ”
Daisy couldn't help but complain beside her: "Brother Long, why don't you even let go of the female ghost?"
“……”
Lao Zhao swallowed and foamed.
Stretched out his hand to make a stop movement, then took out the red plum in the void, lit it for himself, and took two puffs: "Whew-" He spat out a sighing smoke ring: "Is it so exciting?"
"Stimulation?"
Ruth pouted beside her: "I don't know who is young and cold!"
Daisy was also annoyed: "Brother Long is too much, my sister and I obviously don't mind being together, why does Brother Long still go to find a female ghost?" She pinched her waist and pouted: "As long as Brother Long kisses me, my sister and I will forgive you, and it doesn't matter if we continue to be together in the future!"
It's just that before Lao Zhao could reply, Ruth next to her suddenly turned red with anger: "Okay, you little prodigal hoof, now pretend to be a good person and say what is in your heart, and take me on the one who is half sold and half given?"
In response to her sister's questioning, Daisy was straightforward: "You still call Brother Long's name when you sleep at night, and you let Brother Long speed up, do you think I don't know?"
Ruth was suddenly embarrassed and angry: "You dare to eavesdrop on my dreams?!"
Daisy pouted, "You woke me up!"
Seeing that the two mature sisters were about to quarrel, Lao Zhao snorted Hongmei and trembled: "I said two sisters, are you here to play with me?" His heart was trembling: "I am married, and now I have retired from the position of Long Aotian for a long time, you can let me go!"
"Aha?" Ruth sneered, "Let you go?" She stretched out her hand and pointed to the sky, "Then you ask the fairies and goddesses outside the territory, can they let you go?"
"Hmph!" Daisy pouted: "Do you want others to let go if you play with others?"
"I ......"
Lao Zhao found that he had nothing to say.
What else could he say?
Ruth's face suddenly turned slightly correct: "That's not right!" She was still holding handcuffs in her hands: "Mr. Long, you have committed the crime of intentional ghost killing, and now you are going to be arrested, please cooperate with us!"
Daisy also reacted: "That's right, Mr. Long, you have to cooperate with our work!"
This is the arrest phase.
An innocent, old, innocent old ghost with no ability to take care of himself, was forced to smoke his soul by the anti-theft door at the door of Lao Zhao's house, and it is impossible to be reincarnated and reborn, his methods are cruel, his behavior is vicious, it is simply outrageous, and people and gods are angry!
As members of the Time and Space Administration sent to Earth, Ruth and Daisy, who also have a deep cooperation with the Earth government, how could they let go of this murderous murderer, even if it was an ex-boyfriend!
"Uh......"
The corners of Lao Zhao's eyes twitched.
He turned sideways slightly and pointed to the security door: "It's the one who kills the ghost, if you want to catch it, you have to catch this security door, it has nothing to do with me." Saying that, Lao Zhao raised his hand: "I'm a good citizen, okay?"
The security door, which was still pretending to be an anti-theft door, suddenly became a little unhappy, and directly opened its eyes to look at Lao Zhao, and said dissatisfied: "I'm just an anti-theft door, is it okay?" It stretched out its finger and pointed at Lao Zhao's heart: "Boss, what about your conscience?
Ruth and Daisy also looked at Lao Zhao very seriously: "Mr. Long, please don't shirk your responsibility, especially to blame the crime of intentional ghost killing on an anti-theft door, this is a bit laughable!"
“……”
Lao Zhao really has nothing to say.
What else can I say about this?!
Say what?!
It's just that Ruth and Daisy glanced at each other, and said in a soothing tone: "But Mr. Long, it doesn't matter if you don't admit your guilt, after all, there are only two of us here, and we have a request......
"What request?" Lao Zhao sighed helplessly, subconsciously loosened the tie of his pants, touched his fat belly and said, "I understand, come on, I won't shout." ”
"Huh?" Daisy blinked cutely: "What do you shout or not, what we mean is that we want Brother Long to be the inside line of the Air and Space Administration, and when the aura revival can accommodate cultivators in the future, the forces of our various worlds will come to invade the earth, that is, let Brother Long be a ball traitor." ”
"You won't shirk this, will you?" Ruth snorted coldly beside her: "Mr. Long, I warn you, this is our Temporal Authority's plan of aggression against the earth, you already know it, if you don't agree, we will arrest you!"
"That's it?" Lao Zhao blinked, a little disappointed: "Ball rape is ball rape, it's not a traitor...... he said helplessly: "Then what should this dead old ghost do?"
"Cold salad. Ruth shrugged: "We're on vacation right now, so we don't want to deal with this kind of thing." At the same time, looking at Lao Zhao's tone, there was also a little resentment: "I don't know who it is, even the female ghost doesn't let go, so now the ghost also has to talk about rights, oops, it seems that someone's harem of racial equality is really powerful." ”
"......" Lao Zhao smoked the red plum, and finally sighed gloomily: "When you are young, you will not be sensible, and if you have more, you won't mention it, as for the Time and Space Administration Bureau and the like...... I'll just be a ball rape......"
Regarding whether to protect himself or the earth, Lao Zhao still chose the former.
It's just a betrayal of the earth as a ball traitor.
Right?
It's not a big deal!
PS: Thanks to No. 9.1 for the 2000 starting coins rewarded by "Book Friends 20180804133633801" ~ Thanks to the 1000 starting coins rewarded by "Red, Black, Blue and Gold" and "Book Friends 20180804133633801" ~ Thanks to the 100 starting coins rewarded by "Xinrui QAQ", "Not Cloudy" and "The World Without You is No Complete~".