Chapter 014: The three-inch tongue fools the old Pixiu
I stared at the motionless golden pixiu in front of me, and I was surprised why it had just come out of its mouth a voice like that of an old grandfather who had lived for an unknown number of years, and that voice sounded extremely hoarse and cautious, and if I heard it suddenly in the middle of the night, it would definitely be terrifying.
"Are you talking to me? Damn! This Horse Mansion is also a cow breaker, right? You can even afford to raise a living Pixiu? And let me give you gold? I really don't have a dime, I can't even eat, how can I have gold for you to eat? Return the divine beast? Return the deity? Aren't you just a broken Pixiu for warding off evil spirits, and you are born with no eyes! If I really have a dime, I will use it to smash you to death if I don't eat! Let you drag it in front of me!"
I was speechless for a moment, what kind of ghost world is this! I can even speak with the Pixiu sculpture on the door to ward off evil spirits. After all, I'm also a person who has just come back from the dead, and I'm not afraid of death, and I'm still afraid of a small evil thing, so I naturally said with a tooth for a tooth.
"Who else could I be? Broken child! Rotten child! You're a dick! You know? This was a famous pony mansion back then, and you are still qualified to have a divine beast like me. I think that I was a fortune beast invited by this mansion with a lot of money, and the gold and silver treasures I recruited every day were so many that they could scare you to death! Unfortunately, I didn't have time to enjoy a delicious meal of gold, silver and jewelry, this mansion suddenly declined more than 5,000 years ago, and I died overnight, and I escaped, and even the princess and the princess left, leaving me here to guard the door.
"If I hadn't been sealed by the master before leaving, saying that one day when the little master comes back, he will not only lift the seal for me, but also promise to let me eat all the gold, silver and jewelry inside, I wouldn't be willing to stay here, and I would have found a way to leave this ghost world a long time ago!
Pixiu glanced at me and said it swaggeringly, but then his tone became extremely unwilling.
"What? Have you been sealed here for more than 5,000 years? Then you must know the origin of this world and how to leave it, right?"
When I heard Pixiu say that if it hadn't been sealed, it would have found a way to leave this world a long time ago, I suddenly felt happy and hurriedly asked.
Because I guess it must know the world very well, and in that case, I may be able to ask how to leave this world and return to the sun.
"Of course I know, but why should I tell you this broken boy who scolds me as a loser? When you have gold, come and beg me again! Or help me to get this little master back, and let him break the seal on me, and take you out of this world when I have eaten enough gold, silver, and jewelry." Otherwise, don't talk about it!Hmph!"
Pixiu glared at me disdainfully, closed her eyes and went back to sleep.
"I said, old dick, don't be in a hurry to sleep. Let's discuss it again. Listen to me, I have just come to this world, and I am not familiar with the place, where can I find you gold or a little master? Since you know everything but you are sealed, and I know nothing, and I have no gold, but I am not sealed!
"Maybe I can help you steal the gold you want in this mansion?" Because we have the same goal - that is, to leave this ghost world, since we are like-minded comrades-in-arms, then we have a basis for cooperation, don't you?
I took out the same set of rhetoric that I used to fool people when I was in school, and pretended to be extremely sincere and launched a psychological offensive against the old Pixiu, because it seems that there is only one living creature in this world, and I can only beg for it.
As for the act of stealing the gold in the mansion, I am also helpless, anyway, this mansion has been abandoned for more than 5,000 years, and everything in it is naturally an ownerless cultural relic, and whoever discovers it first will naturally belong to whom, this is a law recognized by the world, and I am not considered a thief.
"If you can really steal all the gold, silver and jewels in this mansion for me, I will have the strength to break the seal by myself when I finish eating. Just, are you telling the truth? Are you really willing to help me get all the gold in this mansion? You won't run away with the gold and disappear when the time comes, will you? Isn't there really anything you just said to lie to me? Aren't you fooling me?"
The old Pixiu seemed to be a little moved, and looked at me cautiously with half-squinted eyes and said.
"Of course, it really can't be true! Besides, do you think I can take away all the gold, silver and jewelry in this house alone? I am not like you, a foodie, who can eat it in my stomach and take it away. Even if I eat it, it's useless! In this way, I will use my name to swear to heaven that I will never fool you, you can rest assured, right?"
I continued to flicker. I thought to myself that anyway, this old Pixiu didn't know what my name was, so when the time came, I would use Yang Chen's name to swear a poisonous oath and fool it.
"Then you send one and I'll listen to it. Old Pixiu's eyes were a little wider than just now, and he was obviously starting to take the bait.
"I, Yang Chen, solemnly swear that if I have half a lie today and fool others, I will be thundered by the sky, and five thunders will blow to the top and die! And the children born in the future will be like Pixiu!" I swore to the sky with a serious face.
"Well, the first few sentences are like that, it's a poisonous oath, but what does your last sentence mean when you give birth to a child like Pixiu in the future? Can being as good as me still be regarded as a poisonous oath? If you don't give me a reasonable explanation, see if I don't bite you to death!"
The old Pixiu pondered for a moment with half-squinted eyes, and suddenly opened his eyes and said suspiciously, with a threatening tone at the end.
"You don't understand this! In our yang world, oh, maybe you don't know where it is, right? Let me tell you, the most poisonous thing in my hometown is that the child born in the future has no eyes. Aren't you Pixiu just things that don't have eyes? You only eat and don't pull, isn't it more vivid for me to say that? This oath is poisonous enough, isn't it?"
I hurriedly explained, I thought it was bad, why did I accidentally say that I leaked my mouth, I hope this stupid Pixiu is so foolish.
"It seems to be a poisonous oath, but how can I hear it so awkwardly? How do I think you are scolding me? No! You have to change another poisonous oath again!" Old Pixiu squinted his eyes again and carefully recalled the poisonous oath I had just made, and said unrelentingly.
"That's not good! This poisonous oath can't be reissued casually, otherwise it will be struck by lightning, don't you still want to eat all the gold, silver and jewels in this mansion? If I am struck by lightning and killed, what will you do? You have waited for more than 5,000 years to wait for me to come, and you are about to be freed, and you don't want to give up all your efforts, do you?"
I continued to play my three-inch tongue to start the final onslaught, and I knew that the only way to do it was to get my hands on it!
"That'...... But if I let me know that you lied to me, I will definitely bite you to death and swallow it in my stomach, even if I don't have a pin of eyes, I will still turn you into a piece of!"
The old Pixiu finally agreed, but warned me very seriously.
"If you don't have a p's eye, you're going to turn me into a piece of?
The corners of my mouth twitched, but I was still happy to make a verbal agreement with it.
After all, people are under the eaves, and they have to bow their heads! Not to mention that I still have to ask for it, and it is not good to make too much trouble with it, which will ruin the big event of my departure from this world.
"Deal!" said the old Pixiu cheerfully.
Just as I was discussing the external structure of this Pony Mansion, as well as the layout of the internal buildings, and how to plan how to enter the Pony Mansion to find gold and silver jewelry, a series of women's exclamations came from the Pony Mansion: "Ahh......h
Listening to the sound seemed to be the shout of a woman falling from a high altitude, and the sound of the woman scolding after she landed, and suddenly Lao Pixiu and I quickly closed our mouths and listened cautiously......
"I hate it! It hurts! This princess has been flying for more than 20 years, and she still falls from the sky! What is it! Where is this? Why doesn't it look like the underworld? How can there be daylight in this underworld? There will not be so many mansions with beautiful flowers and plants!
"Could it be that I'm back in the yang world again? That's not right? I was obviously in the palace of the queen mother of the underworld to take a nap with my daughter before. How did I come here out of nowhere? Huh, how do I feel that Xianggong is nearby? Am I really back in the yang world? Xianggong! Xianggong! Are you there?"
When I heard the voice of the woman inside, I was dumbfounded, because the voice was very familiar, it was the little beauty in the green skirt!
"Ahem...... Well, that...... Are you the princess of Hades? or? Oh...... Are you alright?"
For a while, I didn't know how to answer, first, I wasn't quite used to this kind of fair name, and second, I just heard her talk to herself about taking a nap with her daughter, and as far as I know, she shouldn't have a daughter, otherwise what kind of soul contract did she sign with me, isn't this a fraudulent marriage?
But I don't know why when I heard her painful voice, I felt a little unbearable for some reason, to be exact, and felt a little sorry for her. It seems that she and I have not known each other for a long time, but have known each other for a long, long time, so I can't help but care about it.
"Ah, Xianggong, is it really you? Great! I'm fine, but my whole body is sore. Are you here to save me? Xianggong, it's good to have you! I'm really happy now! It seems that it's quite good to marry you. Come in and help me up. ”
Princess Ann said in surprise, her tone full of emotion.