Chapter 015: The Daughter of the Underworld is Miraculously Born
"I'm not ......"
I originally wanted to tell the truth that I didn't come to save her on purpose, but I always felt that she would be very disappointed after saying this, and I don't know why I couldn't bear to see her disappointed, even if it was a white lie, I didn't want to ruin her best mood at the moment.
So before I could finish speaking, I changed my words and said, "I'm not ...... Come on, bear with me a little longer, I'm trying to figure out how to get in by the wall. But this wall is too high, and I don't like you to fly, so I guess I won't be able to get in for a while. ”
"Okay, Xianggong, then you be careful. You can't have an accident, we've all signed a soul contract, and ...... The cave house, if you have three long and two short, what will my daughter and I do?
"Actually, even if you can fly, it's useless, this mansion is a bit strange, it seems that flying on it is not allowed. I had just flown well in other places nearby, but I didn't expect to be inexplicably sucked off as soon as I flew over this mansion, as if some kind of ban had been set up. ”
Princess Ann said with concern, her tone full of doubts when she mentioned the mansion later.
"Besides, when you brought a bunch of ghosts to the cave last night, I slept well at all, didn't I even touch you?
"Daughter, you are a fairy, even if I am with you...... By the way, do you know that the little ghosts you brought to the cave room left so many small footprints on the floor, on the table, on the curtains, on the lamp, on the wall and on the bed, that Yang Chen and I cleaned up all morning!"
Hearing Ann and the princess mention the incident of the cave room last night, my face was hot, and I hurriedly tried to clarify the matter.
Because the matter of signing a soul contract with her in a daze has made it difficult for me to accept, let alone a daughter who appeared out of thin air, and let me not live.
"Shall I go to you alone? How can there be a lot of little ghosts haunting the cave house? Don't wronged me! And a lot of small footprints? Oh! I see, you took the little footprints of your super lively baby daughter running around the world as if they were left by other ghosts? She has inherited the lively personality of you and me, and she is indeed a hundred times crazier than ordinary girls! You can stand it in the future! Haha......
Princess Ann and Princess Ann pleaded aggrievedly, and when she mentioned the little footprints, she suddenly remembered something, and gloated while talking.
"What? Those little footprints were left by my daughter? How is this possible? You don't fool me! Is it so easy for you to have a baby in the underworld? You can have a daughter after sleeping one night? I would rather believe that Pixiu has P eyes than believe your nonsense!"
Naturally, I didn't believe her words, and I refuted her without showing weakness.
"No, the deity can be shot while lying down! What's wrong with my lack of eyes? It only means that I have a strong digestive system! You know no! You are a typical envy, jealousy, and hatred! If you can't eat grapes, you say that grapes are sour and stinking foxes!
"Besides, little brat, she really didn't fool you, as far as I know, any couple who sign a soul contract can indeed conceive and have children without physical contact.
"Because the intimate contact of the soul body can also get pregnant, and because the soul body does not have a slow growth and development process like the physical body, it takes ten months to conceive a baby before it can be born, but it can give birth to a child in an instant and automatically separate from the mother's soul to complete the whole birth process.
"So the deity congratulates you on your blessings! By the way, you owe me a big red envelope! I declare in advance, don't give it to me if it's less than a million taels of gold, the deity can't afford to lose that person!"
The old Pixiu on the lintel suddenly spoke, and when I heard its voice, I reacted, and patronized the quarrel with Ann and the princess, forgetting this old guy who had no eyes!
But in addition to feeling ashamed, I was even more surprised, and there was a hint of surprise in this surprise!
Because if what the old Pixiu said is right, maybe I really have a daughter. After all, although I did fall asleep that day, I didn't have any physical contact with her.
But I suddenly remembered that I didn't dream of my mother that night, but always with the little beauty in the green skirt. I dreamed that she was holding my hand and flying around in the sky more places than my mother had ever taken me.
We flew for a long, long night and I had a great time flying.
Flying and flying, I was too tired to do it, and after returning to the ground, we went to a gloomy tavern that seemed to be open in the underworld to drink, maybe it was too much wine, and I said a lot of grumbling things to the little beauty in the green skirt for many years, and she quietly accompanied me, listened patiently, and from time to time wiped her tears to comfort me, which made me feel particularly comfortable and moved.
Later, under the anesthesia of alcohol, coupled with the signing of the soul contract, the two of us suddenly had a feeling of seeing each other late and falling in love at first sight, and naturally there was no burden in our hearts. After that, neither of us could control our emotions, and then it came naturally and became entangled together.
In other words, my soul body did have sex with her in a dream that night.
It's just that when I woke up the next morning, I didn't take it to heart, just as an adult unmarried man occasionally had a spring dream. After all, it is reasonable to see things in the day and dream in the night. So I thought I didn't really have a cave room with Princess An He.
"Hey, Xianggong, who is this bad old man who is about to die when he hears the voice?"
Just as I was caught up in my memories of last night, my thoughts were interrupted by a surprised question from Ann and Princess Ann through the gate of the Mansion.
"Oh...... Ignore it, it's just an arrogant, narcissistic, money-hungry, loser, no eyes, and almost burping old guy. I retracted my thoughts, glanced at the old Pixiu who was staring at me with a wicked smile, and replied angrily.
"You two are about to die! You two are bad old men! The deity is a divine beast, a fortune beast with the same longevity as the sky!Ahhhh
But he didn't tell a lie before he died...... That night I took you to fly in the sky, and then I took you to a tavern in the underworld to drink, and while drinking I talked a lot about your past, I found that you were really a good man, worthy of being entrusted for life, and then we were like that.
"After that, you and I slept very hard, and I felt some pain in my body in a daze, as if something had separated from my body, so I woke up, only to find a very cute little baby girl soul body, running around the world in your dormitory, I saw that she looked half like you and half like me, and then I realized that she was our daughter! I quickly flew up, and grabbed her for a long time before holding her in my arms.
"This girl is crazy! It was almost dawn, so I sent her to the underworld for my father and queen mother to take care of her. After all, she is only a soul body, and she cannot survive in the yang world. Besides, you and I can't take care of her in our current unstable lives. ”
Princess Anhe didn't pay attention to the old Pixiu's madness and continued to explain.
"So...... I really deserve ...... Daddy? Do you really have a daughter from the underworld? If I want to see her, do I have to go to the underworld?"
I asked with some humility, and after saying that, there was a very complicated emotion wandering in my heart, a little surprise, a little self-blame, and a little joy and anticipation, I don't know what it will be like to see my daughter one day.
It's just that the thought that she is just a soul body is a little sad and guilty, after all, it is too cruel for her to be a female ghost since she was a child.
It's just that I don't understand that I'm a human being, and Princess Ann and Princess are ghosts, so why can we still get married and have children that belong to both of us?
Also, I am obviously a person from the yang world, but I can freely enter and exit the underworld like Naihe Bridge? And Princess An He is obviously a ghost in the underworld, why can I live in the yang world?
She obviously didn't borrow the corpse to resurrect her soul like Meng Po, otherwise she had been living in my school for more than a year, and it would be impossible for her classmates and the old man on duty in the boys' dormitory not to see her once.
And why did I suddenly become able to see ghosts after I fell off the top bunk? What was going on with all this?
"Haha...... Your retribution is coming! Let you two humiliate the deities just now! Now I will die and I will not be saved! I want to see if you two can survive the army of the undead!"
Just as I was thinking about my daughter, the old Pixiu, who had been gritting her teeth and staring at me, suddenly changed her face, but soon became gloating again, laughing at me and Princess Ann and said.
At first I thought it was the old Pixiu who was scaring us, but soon I felt a strong vibration on the ground, as if thousands of troops were sweeping in the direction where we were......
"The army of the undead, not good! Xianggong, we are dead!" said Princess Ann's panicked voice from the gate of the Pony Mansion.
"What is an army of the undead? How come I've never heard of it?" I asked, staring cautiously in the direction of the footsteps in the distance, but my eyes quickly adjusted to the darkness, and I could see everything in front of me clearly.
Obviously, after being reborn in the wrench this time, my body structure has also changed a lot, and it stands to reason that I couldn't see anything at all in such a dark environment without a flashlight.
I saw dust flying in the distance, and there was a black thing sweeping towards the direction of the horse mansion like a tide.
I looked up at the old Pixiu on the lintel again, it looked gloating, waiting to see a good show The expression made me very unhappy, I wanted to pull it off and kick it on the ass for 10,000 feet, and kick it out a big P eye without a P eye!