Chapter 1064: Roe

Switch back to the previous virtual studio.

Looking at the palm of his hand, Atletico raised his head, "Okay, that's it for the product launch, and then it's a Q&A." ”

Turning sideways to the camera, he beckoned and shouted, "Throw a chair, thank you!"

"Okay!" A backrest Mazar was thrown into the arena and swirled at someone, but he reached out and caught it seemingly casually, unfolded it and slapped it on the floor, and then Shi Shiran sat up.

At the same time, a striking warning "dangerous action, do not imitate" appeared on the screen, and the audience in the live broadcast room woke up from a dream, knowing that this was a real chair, and then barrages such as "666", "real kung fu", and "one more" filled the screen.

"Wow, that's amazing, isn't it a special effect?"

The sudden female voice made the paddling duo startled, and Qi Qi turned his head to look behind him, and saw the person clearly, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.

Lao Wang frowned, "Yangyang, you are really, you almost scared you to death." ”

"Isn't that good?" the girl grinned and leaned over to the table, reaching out to pick up the postcard while he was unprepared.

Then the next second, her face fell, "What the hell is this?"

"Isn't it written on it?"

"I don't speak English well, I can't read it," the new female editor named Yangyang pointed to the screen as she put the postcard back in place, "What is Atletico doing here?

"No, it should be just a temporary idea, just now it was a product launch, and now it is to answer questions from reporters. ”

Yang Yang was slightly stammered, "I don't know how long he has been practicing, what if he messes up?"

Lao Wang smiled, "Then you don't need to ask, of course it has become a god!"

"Oh, I can't imagine that Boss Wang, you are still a god!"

There is such a group of people in the barrage world, and they especially like to brush the barrage comments of "if xxx, you will become a god" in various videos: others are dancing by the water, he says "if you fall into the water", someone is parkour on the roof, he says "in case you fall downstairs", someone shows off the dog every day, he comes with a sentence "if you are bitten by a dog"......

It's naturally easy to get annoyed by playing too many stalks, plus some people post "It's not as good as xxx, that's the real god" recommendation barrage all day long, causing the word "god" to become annoying, and more and more people are actively blocking it.

"No, no," Wang Shan hurriedly shook his head, "I'll say it after seeing too much, in fact, I'm also a victim of the God's Party!"

Yuan Yang interjected with a smile, "If it really seems good to come to such a show, it should be a joke for the masses." ”

"Hey!" Lao Wang crooked his mouth, "There are so many people in the live broadcast room, someone must be taking screenshots and recording the screen, or it won't be long before there will be a bunch of animated picture emojis of Atletico picking up the pot and fried eggs on the Internet." ”

"Hehe, that's for sure," Yangyang nodded in agreement, "Every time he makes a public appearance, a bunch of emojis and ghost animal videos will pop up on the Internet, even if you have to pay for it, those people are definitely true love." ”

"It may also be Atletico Madrid's official team," Yuan Yang added, got up and pulled a chair from the side, motioned for the female colleague to sit down, and then reached out to turn on the speaker switch on the docking station, and Atletico's voice immediately drilled out of the speaker.

After Xiao Lu took a hand, he quickly returned to the topic and began to reply to reporters' questions one by one.

At first, the topic only revolved around the Bee Forest itself, and Atletico answered it all. When he got to the back, the problems began to deviate in various ways: someone asked him to comment on the shared bicycle, and someone asked him what he thought about the ban on gossip accounts on the whole network, and he began to pick and choose. When encountering too troublesome questions, he turned to the audience barrage and picked up some hot questions to answer, and vice versa.

However, the audience is not easy to get along with, and when they find that the questions they are interested in are actively skipped, they will repeatedly ask questions and force Atletico to respond.

A certain question at the top of the popularity list made Atletico Madrid have the urge to scratch his head, and tried to ignore it several times, but was bluntly broken by netizens. I had to say, "This question is off topic, but considering the current season, I'll answer it." ”

After a pause, he continued: "I am not against the release of animals, but I am against blind release that is unscientific, unreasonable, unrealistic, and violates the law and disturbs the people. As for the release of caviar, it obviously belongs to the unscientific category, and viewers who disagree with this can move to Swan Live and search for 'fish roe hatching experiment live' to see how the experiment I designed was. ”

Hearing this, Yang Yang asked curiously, "There is still this kind of operation in releasing fish roe?" I have little knowledge, I have only heard of releasing birds, turtles, snakes and foxes, how can there be fish roe?"

"Of course there are, and there are many of them," Wang Shan nodded, "A clump of fish roe can theoretically hatch thousands of small fish, so releasing fish roe is the fastest way to achieve the goal of releasing hundreds of millions of fish." ”

"Another thing," Yuan added, "is that fish roe is so cheap and so common that people who buy fish usually take the meat that has been slaughtered and cut up, leaving the roe, swim bladder and intestines for the fishmongers." When you ask them to buy fish roe, or simply persuade them to ask for it, they usually don't refuse. It's much cheaper and more convenient than buying fish fry loaches and quails!"

"I know that there are a lot of fish roe," Yang Yang nodded, "Sunfish lay 300 million eggs at a time, but the Guinness World Records for other oviparous fish also lay a considerable number of eggs." But the problem is that these fish roe don't seem to be mature, let alone fertilized, and they can all hatch?"

"Of course it can't be hatched!" Lao Wang Shi Shiran nodded, "But people just have to believe this, no matter how much others say, they won't listen, what can you do?"

Pointing to Atletico Madrid, who was waving goodbye to the topic at the end of the topic on the screen, he Shi Shiran said: "Boss Ma went to Yungui a while ago, and he met such a group of release party ......"

When he was in Lincheng, Atletico once took advantage of the rain to take his wife and children to a nearby park to play, and on the way, he happened to meet a Buddhist release group by the river to carry out the release of life and chanting activities. He walked up to him and found that the objects they had released were fish fry, earthworms, and fish roe, and bags were piled up on the embankment, and the contents were full of grooves.

The small fish swim weakly, the body color and body shape are mottled and messy, and at first glance they are the remnants of the seedlings that have been eliminated, and it is difficult to survive even if they are released; those earthworms are neat in shape, powerful in action, and smooth in appearance, and they are obviously artificially bred earthworms, and it is debatable whether they can adapt to the wild environment; as for the final fish roe, it is even more poked at his laughing point, these piles of fish roe are undeveloped egg cells, and it is impossible to hatch small fish without going through the fertilization process.

Now that he saw it, Ma Mou, who was a good teacher, ran to negotiate with people, and then he was scolded back - although his fame is not small, he has not been able to penetrate into the offline and small circles, and people don't take him seriously at all.

"You tell him about science, he talks to you about Buddhism, you tell him that seeing is believing, he tells you that the scriptures have been written, and the thinking on both sides is not on the same channel at all, so naturally there will be no good communication," said Lao Wang, who couldn't help but shake his head, "From the simple point of view of those people, small fish are hatched from fish eggs, so releasing fish roe is releasing small fish." Even undeveloped and unfertilized fish eggs can develop into small fish on their own with the help of sunlight, air, clean water and soil. ”

Yuan Yang smiled, "According to this logic, there is actually a more convenient way to release animals, but it is only suitable for men." ”

Lao Wang glared at him, "People are not fish, they will drown if they go into the water." ”

Yangyang actually understood what the two of them were talking about, but he was really embarrassed to interject, so he had to skip the conversation, pointed to the screen and said: "Then Atletico 9 was stimulated and conducted an experiment to refute the rumors?"

"Well," Wang Shan confirmed her guess and continued, "If ordinary people encounter this kind of situation of ignoring and not listening to persuasion, they will definitely ignore it. But Atletico Madrid is not an ordinary person, he turned around and designed a fish roe hatching experiment, placed experimental tables in 16 parks across the country, broadcast the experimental process live, and vowed to carry out it for three years. ”

"Huh?" Yangyang's eyes widened, "Why three years?"

"Hehe, of course there is a reason," Lao Wang glanced at the computer screen, took a sip of the cup, and then Shi Shiran said: "During the Kangxi period of the Qing Dynasty, there was a scholar named Jiang Shenxiu, and many of his works were included in the 'Siku Quanshu'. In addition, it is said that he also wrote a book to persuade people to be kind and advocate the release of life to accumulate virtue and prolong life, called "Release and Kill Now Report", which is full of all kinds of anecdotes and anecdotes that are beneficial to life and harmful to killing. ”

"This Yang Xu is the character in the book who is released to prolong his life. Legend has it that he was a wealthy merchant during the Xuanhe period of the Northern Song Dynasty, and lived to the age of 28 when he dreamed of a god and told him, 'The son should die in more than ten years, and he can save hundreds of millions of lives'. Yang Xu said that the time is tight and the task is heavy, and I am afraid that he will not be able to complete it, so the gods will teach him a quick method: 'Hide the scriptures and clouds, and the fish eggs will not be salted, and they can still live in three years'. After Yang Xu woke up, he became the first caviar party, not only buying fish roe and throwing it into the river to release it, but also posting what the gods said to him everywhere, just like those who are now promoting the release of fish roe everywhere. In the end, of course, it was a happy ending, because of the release of hundreds of millions, Yang Xu finally lived to be ninety years old. ”

Yang Yang was stunned when he heard this, but Yuan Yang asked straight to the point: "Where did you see all these old things? I don't believe you have such a large amount of reading." ”

"I searched on the Internet," Lao Wang waved his hand, "Wait, it's not over yet." Yang Xu's story can still be seen in other books, and this story is also written in another book that persuades people to be kind, 'Taishang Induction Notes', but the words spoken by the gods in their dreams have become 'Buddhist book clouds', and detailed operation methods are attached to the back. ”

"Bridge bean sack!" Yang Yang raised his hand and asked, "Shouldn't the Taishang Induction Chapter be the name of a Taoist classic?

"Of course, there is a reason for this," Lao Wang motioned to the other party to be calm, and then said: "The Taishang Induction Chapter is indeed a Taoist thing, and the main purpose of this article is a meaning, only by doing good deeds can you become an immortal." The price is clearly marked, 1,300 heavenly immortals, 300 earth immortals, and a bunch of examples of doing good as evil are also cited. Because it is easy to understand and easy to implement, this article was widely circulated in ancient times, and was read not only by cultivators, but also by ordinary people and those who recited Buddhism. ”

"In the last years of the Qing Dynasty, you know, a crow, two crows, Jiawu, Daqingguo was beaten and knelt in various ways, and the society was unstable. The 'note' I'm talking about was published in 1901, and the person who wrote this 'note' might believe in Buddhism, and then there was the saying 'Buddha book cloud'. ”

"In fact, when Yang Xu's story first appeared in the 'Huhai News Yijian Continuation Chronicle' published in the Yuan Dynasty, the original text was 'Daoshuyun'. Then, the 'Taoist book cloud' becomes a nondescript 'Buddhist book cloud', and then it becomes a 'Tibetan scripture cloud'. By the way, the previous book of 'Records of Releasing and Killing' was also highly respected by Master Yinguang, and he specially wrote a preface to it. ”

"The first person of the Pure Land Sect in modern times, respected by the younger generations as the thirteenth ancestor of the Pure Land Sect, with his reputation as an endorsement, the 'Taishang Induction Chapter' has become an introductory textbook for many people to get involved in Buddhism for the first time, and the release of fish roe also has theoretical support, and there will be no mistake in what the master said!"

"Wait a minute," Yang Yang interjected, "what is the Pure Land Buddhism? I've only heard of Zen Buddhism and Tantra Buddhism. ”

Yuan Yang glanced at her, "Classmate, you are too lonely and unheard, the Pure Land is the number one sect of Han Buddhism." Zen Buddhism and Tantric Buddhism are famous, because Zen monks and Tantric lamas often play tricks in martial arts, but in fact, when it comes to the number of practitioners and influence, they are not as good as the Pure Land, after all, the Pure Land has the lowest threshold and is more suitable for ordinary people. ”

"Oh," Yangyang nodded and glanced at the screen, "This is Boss Ma's 'caviar experiment', right?"

At this time, Atletico Madrid had gone offline, and the audience in the live broadcast room was sent by him to sixteen "incubation experimental tables" to watch fish roe.

The whole test bench is somewhat like a slender fish tank filter magnified many times, containing natural water, which is directly inserted into the mudflats at the water's edge. At the bottom is a transparent cylindrical container that keeps only sunlight out of the inside and outside, a vent covered with multiple layers of yarn in the middle to ensure that air can enter, but large and small flying insects cannot enter, and above it is the equipment layer, which houses solar panels, sampling arms, microscopes, camera arrays, sensor arrays, transmission antennas, and processing units.

The entire device operates fully automatically, monitoring changes in the internal water body in real time through cameras and sensors, and sharing the footage with interested netizens with the help of the park's iFi network.

Looking at the screen with wide eyes, Yangyang wondered, "What about the fish roe? Why didn't I see it?"

"You can see that there is a ghost, a single fish roe is not big, and it is naturally difficult to see it when sprinkled in the water," Lao Wang clicked on the camera switch menu, changed to the microscope perspective, pointed to the screen and said, "Look at this, the sampling arm moves every once in a while, and collects a little liquid from the water and sends it to the microscope, so that you can see some of the water above." ”

Looking at the screen like a group of demons dancing around, the girl leaned back, "There are so many little things in the water?"

"It depends on what kind of water it is, there are only a few algae bacteria in the general water, at most a few of them, and only this kind of natural lake water with good water quality will have so many kinds of microorganisms. There's nothing to see here, and the roe has long been eaten. ”

(End of chapter)