Chapter 45: Who Laughs at Me for Being Crazy?

Mink Yu hurriedly came over to entertain Tang Pohu, and Lu Tang went to inform Meng Xiaotian, Li Yuankui and Lu Zijing, everything went according to plan. Meng Xiaotian boiled the soup, Li Yuankui prepared the ingredients and base ingredients for the hot pot, and Lu Zi hid in the room and pretended to paint, waiting for Tang Pohu to take the bait.

Tang Pohu's first reaction when he saw Mink Yu was gluttonous was to hold his head and dodge: "Grandma, spare your life." ”

Mink Yu gently pulled Tang Pohu to sit down, pinched Tang Pohu's shoulders and beat his back, and his voice was extremely gentle: "Tang Dacaizi, do you like me to give you a massage?"

Tang Pohu looked like he was enjoying it: "Ah... This... I like it, as long as you don't smash it with an abacus. ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "I hate it, people didn't mean it yesterday." ”

Tang Pohu: "So, if you mean to, I will lose my life yesterday, right?" Hey, no, I still have a lot of things to do!"

Mink Yu was deliberately coquettish: "I won't give you a massage and apologize." ”

Tang Pohu smiled and enjoyed it: "Well, if you give me a good press, I will forgive you, and maybe I can give your store a five-star praise." ”

Mink Yu is greedy: "Thank you Tang Dacaizi." Eh, by the way, I heard that you are not only proficient in calligraphy and painting, but also can read people's physiognomy, is it true?"

Tang Pohu thought to himself: "When will I have this thing again, whatever, she said yes." ”

Mink Yu greedy: "I want you to help me see, how is my peach blossom luck?" Mink Yu sat beside him enchantingly, and threw him a wink, Tang Pohu looked at him blankly, his eyes were about to fall out, and his saliva was ticking off.

Tang Pohu smiled evilly, and hurriedly wiped away his saliva: "Beauty, can you lend me your hand to help you see." ”

Mink Yu stretched out his hand: "There is a talented man in Lao Tang." ”

Tang Pohu carefully observed Mink Yu's slender jade hands, and not only sighed: "Hey! What a beautiful pair of hands, white and soft." ”

Mink Yu greedy: "Huh?"

Tang Pohu: "Uh... I am saying that this palm is a good palm, you look at this delicate pattern, it must be a rich and noble appearance, and it will definitely be able to live a long life. ”

Mink Yu smiled greedily, turned his head and whispered: "Nonsense, which ghost is not a long-lived hundred-year-old." She looked at Tang Pohu with a smile and asked, "Then how is my peach blossom luck?" Can I find someone who loves me and loves me?"

Tang Pohu: "You guess?"

Mink Yu is greedy: "You hate it, don't tell anyone yet." ”

Tang Pohu smiled even more: "Hey, hey, hey, actually, you can't look at the peach blossoms and your hands, you have to touch the bones!"

Mink Yu was greedy: "There are so many people here, I'm a girl, it's not good." ”

Tang Pohu: "Don't you want to know how your peach blossoms are? Why don't we go to your room and I'll do the math for you, beauty." ”

Mink Yu greedy: "Okay, you come up with me quietly, don't be discovered." ”

Tang Pohu: "Medium!"

When he came to Mink Yu's greedy room, Tang Pohu's heart was fluttering, and he completely let down his guard: "You sit down, I'll give you a good touch." ”

Mink Yu sat down as he said, Tang Pohu licked his tongue and approached from behind, his hand slowly moving down from his neck. Suddenly, Mink Yu grabbed a counter-grab and pressed Tang Pohu on the table, and shouted shyly: "Ah, stinky rascal, I broke one of Tang Pohu's arms to dislocation." ”

Tang Pohu screamed in pain, Mink Yu withdrew his hand greedily, and asked worriedly: "Eh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was too sensitive just now, and I couldn't help it." Mink Yu greedily picked up Tang Pohu's arm, and Tang Pohu was sweating profusely and sat helplessly.

Mink Yu smiled slightly and thought, "Hmph, don't think that's the end of this, there's something more exciting." ”

Tang Pohu hugged his arms and asked painfully: "Hey, I said beauty, why are you so strong, you were a Wonder Woman in your last life, right?"

Mink Yu is greedy: "The first time people are touched by a boy, of course they will be nervous." ”

Tang Pohu: "The first time?" hey, hey, hey, then I'll forgive you, eh." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Great talent, you continue to help me watch." ”

Tang Pohu: "Look!"

Mink Yu greedy: "Yes, I promise that I will never beat you this time." ”

Tang Pohu: "No, I'm afraid." Unless, this time, we touch the leg bones. ”

Mink Yu looked at the thin legs under his cheongsam, and was deliberately shy: "However, people don't wear anything on their legs, it's not good." ”

Tang Pohu smiled lewdly: "Hey, hey, you have to touch it like this." ”

Mink Yu sat down greedily and raised his legs on the stool: "That... All right... You have to be gentle. ”

Tang Pohu: "Medium, I must be gentle and don't want it." Tang Pohu stared at Mink Yu's white and slender legs, his eyes lit up and slowly squatted down, but before his hand touched Mink Yu's legs, he was kicked to the ground by Mink Yu's legs.

Mink Yu greedily pulled Tang Pohu up, and after two "clicks", Tang Pohu's face turned pale and he looked pained.

Mink Yu was greedy: "I'm sorry, did I accidentally dislocate your arm again?"

Tang Pohu nodded, and Mink Yu was greedy: "You wait, I'll go find someone to pick you up." Mink Yu ran out greedily, and Tang Pohu fell weakly on the table: "A thousand reasons to be sad." ”

Mink Yu ran downstairs to pull Lu Tang: "Tang Pohu's arm is dislocated, you can help pick it up." ”

Lu Tang: "What's the situation, didn't you say that it came as planned? And I won't take it." ”

Mink Yu is greedy: "I won't pick it up, just learn it today, let's go." ”

Lu Tang stood beside Tang Pohu and shook his head as he looked at him like a waste dog.

Mink Yu was greedy: "I ordered his dumb hole, so that no matter how much he screams, it won't affect the guests below, let's start." ”

Lu Tang closed his eyes and hugged Tang Pohu's arm and picked it up randomly.

Mink Yu greedily watched while munching melon seeds on the side: "I didn't pick it up, start again." ”

Lu Tang took off Tang Pohu's arm again and took it again.

Mink Yu was greedy: "It's crooked, do it again!"

Lu Tang unloaded Tang Pohu's arm again and connected it again. Tang Pohu didn't scream anymore, his face was pale, his eyes were red, and tears kept slipping.

Mink Yu was greedy: "Eh, let's take it this time, now unload it again, strengthen the memory and pick it up again." ”

When Tang Pohu heard this, he quickly shook his head and signaled in his mouth: "Don't, don't!"

Lu Tang couldn't twist Mink Yu's greed, so he had to take off Tang Pohu's arm again, and Tang Pohu fainted in pain.

Mink Yu smiled greedily, walked over and took out a thick contract from Tang Pohu's chest: "Look, it's still my method directly, according to what you said, first gain trust and then trick him into signing in exchange for the contract, and then feed him soup to make him a good person, how troublesome." What now, hand him over to black and white impermanence?"

Lu Tang: "No, you see that these contracts are so thick, it means that he has cheated a lot of fools." We handed him in, and he was tried at best, but the victim's money still couldn't be recovered, and the law could punish the evil, but it couldn't protect the good. ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Okay, Lu Tang, the sense of justice is so strong! Then he will be handed over to you, drag it out." ”

Tang Pohu didn't wake up until night: "Hey, was I hit by a car, why did it hurt so much?"

Lu Tang sat in front of him, slammed the table and shouted, "Shengtang!"

Li Yuankui and Lu Zijing stood on both sides respectively, holding a broom and a mop in their hands, constantly beating and shouting: "Wuwei!"

Lu Tang spit out a mouthful of old blood and slapped the table: "Her mother's might!"

Li Yuankui and Lu Zijing hurriedly knocked and shouted again: "Mighty." ”

Lu Tang: "Bold Tang Pohu, are you guilty?"

Tang Pohu: "What crime do I have to know?"

Lu Cheng threw the contract on the table: "This is the evidence that you cheated people out of money, say! ”

Tang Pohu: "I don't know. You can just find a random one and ask, who gave me money, and there are several of them who have found someone to beat me, let the dog bite me, and I didn't sue them, it's not bad. ”

Li Yuankui: "Ah... Huh? You're a liar who's a failure. ”

Tang Pohu: "It's not easy for everyone, except for the outbreak, most of the rich people used to be liars, and it is impossible to be fooled and give money." The poor don't have any money for you, and although I tricked them into signing a contract, I never got a penny! What can you do with me?"

Lu Zijing: "Then why are you cheating me? I'm also very poor." ”

Tang Pohu: "Although you are poor, you are talented." I can sell your paintings for a good price, and you have to thank me for becoming famous in the future, don't you?"

Lu Zijing: "I'll go, you still have a reason." No wonder you're not famous in this industry, it's just inexplicable. ”

Tang Bohu: "To be a ghost, you have to talk about your conscience, everyone is dead, why do you want to kill them all?"

Lu Tang raised his head and shouted, "Shopkeeper, what should I do now?"

Meng Xiaotian, Mink Yuyu and Lu Lingyun walked down from upstairs, Meng Xiaotian: "Fraud is fraud, how can there be any cleanup, although you didn't cheat the money, but you deceived the heart, and the distrust between people is caused by your existence." ”

Tang Pohu: "Phew, I don't have to carry this pot, the four major deception groups of bees, sparrows, and finches have long appeared in the rivers and lakes, if you want to blame them, blame their ancestors, where did we come from without them." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "If you beep again, I'll take off your other arm too!" Say, where did you hide Lu Zijing's contract? I looked at it carefully, and it wasn't among those. ”

Tang Pohu: "Lu Zijing is a valuable talent that I have discovered, how can I give up casually." Now that you let me go, I can promise you that as long as Lu Zijing gives me 15 paintings, I will tear up the contract in front of me and write it off from now on. ”

Lu Zijing: "15 paintings! ”

Tang Pohu: "If you don't give it to me, I have no choice but to sue you." ”

Lu Lingyun carried Fang Tian's halberd on his shoulder: "I said that we should divide his body." ”

Lu Zijing: "Don't be so violent, children, we are civilized people, or we should bury him alive." ”

Li Yuankui: "Eliminate harm for the people and do the right thing for heaven!"

Meng Xiaotian: "You guys are big, let me ask you, why do you do this business, maybe I can help you." ”

Tang Pohu: "I don't believe it, can it be that you can help me go back to the past? I was abducted and sold outside when I was 3 years old, and then I grew up all the way by working my own, and I have met a lot of scammer gangs in the past few decades, including stealing, old, fraudulent, immortal jumping, I have never seen anything." When I was 35 years old, because I had never been cheated of a penny in my life, and even took dividends to the poor, I was laughed at by my peers and beat me to death. Eh, I really want to go home and meet my parents, if I hadn't been trafficked, what would I be like now?"

"Hehe, I know what your father and mother are like!" a white-haired old man stood outside the door of the Hell Hot Pot restaurant on crutches.

Tang Pohu: "Master!? Why are you dead?"