Li Yuankui looked at Lu Zijing and Tang Pohu's ashamed posture and covered her eyes, and ran up to help separate the two: "What are you doing here, it's too shameful in broad daylight." ”

Lu Zijing didn't let go, he grabbed Tang Pohu tightly, he pulled Tang Pohu's mouth with both hands, and Tang Pohu screamed in pain. Li Yuankui forcefully took Lu Zijing's hand away, and Lu Zijing pounced again, biting Tang Pohu's neck with his teeth, and his hand kept rubbing his chest, trying to find the contract.

Tang Pohu let out a cry of ah, ah, ah, and at the same time, in order to stop Lu Zijing, he pressed his hand to his chest.

"Brother Jing, have you seen my comb?" Mink Yu walked in and was stunned when he saw the shameful scene in front of him. She said angrily: "Lu Zijing, look at the good things you have done!" Mink Yu walked over and gave Tang Pohu a kick in the stomach, Tang Pohu and Lu Zijing fell to the ground together, Lu Zijing let go of his hand Tang Pohu hurriedly sorted out his clothes and ran out. Lu Zijing was about to chase after him, but was knocked out by a punch from Mink Yu.

Mink Yu glared at Li Yuankui viciously: "Say, what happened just now?"

Li Yuankui: "I don't know, I heard a man's gasp in the room, and when I came in, I saw them hugging each other, zizizi, I didn't know that Lu Zijing still had this habit." I have to apply with the shopkeeper, and I'll go out to live with Lu Tang tonight, it's too dangerous here. Li Yuankui hurriedly cleaned up the bed and saluted.

Mink Yu looked at Lu Zijing, who was knocked unconscious, angrily, and threw him away.

"How could Lu Zijing like men. Meng Xiaotian sat down with a smile and poured herself a cup of tea.

Mink Yu was greedy: "Really, really, I just saw him and Tang Pohu doing something with my own eyes, their intoxicated expressions are really disgusting!

Meng Xiaotian: "I think you just think too much, I've known Lu Zijing for so long, if he likes men, I would have found out." Besides, Li Yuankui is chasing a house with him, isn't it okay?"

Mink Yu was greedy: "Could it be because Yuankui is fat, not his dish? I heard that most literati have a habit of breaking their sleeves." And they are handsome and dashing sons during the day, and they like to dress themselves up as women at night, and women's clothing bosses are not invented by them. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "But... Lu Zijing doesn't look like that kind of person. ”

Li Yuankui walked in from the backyard with the quilt belongings, Meng Xiaotian: "Li Yuankui, are you going to run away from home or are you going to abscond in fear of crime?"

Li Yuankui: "Shopkeeper, I am now officially and solemnly applying with you, and I will live in the lobby with Lu Cheng from today onwards." ”

Lu Tang ran in from outside the door: "Hey, hey, hey, who agreed to let you live with me." ”

Li Yuankui: "Let me tell you, if you don't let me live here today, I will throw you into the same room with Lu Zijing, so that you can feel the charm of!"

Lu Tang was surprised and hurriedly covered his buttocks: "Lu Zijing came out of the closet?

Mink Yu shouted impatiently: "Shut up! ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Okay, okay, I'll go talk to Lu Zijing now and see what's going on." ”

Mink Yu greedy: "You better go later." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Why?"

Li Yuankui: "Because Mink Yu gave him a punch just now, it is estimated that Lu Zijing has not woken up yet." ”

Meng Xiaotian looked at Mink Yu greedy, and Mink Yu was greedy: "Hmph, who let him mess with me." ”

"Ahh Yes... It hurts!" Meng Xiaotian bandaged Lu Zijing's nose, Lu Zijing's nose was red, and he looked very embarrassed.

Meng Xiaotian: "Okay, it will be fine in two days." ”

Lu Zijing: "Why is Mink Yu gluttonous and not heavy, why did she beat me!"

Meng Xiaotian: "People say that beating is kissing and scolding is love, you see how much she loves you." ”

Lu Zijing: "This shrew, the black widow, blame him Tang Pohu for running away from the palm of my hand, I almost succeeded, I touched it." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Ahem, cough, well, Zijing, we've known each other for so many years, why didn't I know you had such a habit?"

Lu Zijing thought that Meng Xiaotian was talking about his painting: "Ah... I'm embarrassed to show off this kind of thing, and it's just a casual play, just get it when you think about it, and slowly form a habit. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Hey! Actually, I'm a very enlightened person, and I can't say that I don't support you for this kind of thing, but.... This is not in accordance with the laws of nature, is it? And if you do, what will you do if you are hungry?"

Lu Zijing thought that Meng Xiaotian was saying that he was not doing his job properly and could not give Mink Yu a stable future, so he defended: "Shopkeeper, you are the person who knows me best, you should support me." I'm not good enough at it, but I'm full of passion and passion. You say it doesn't conform to the laws of nature, I don't agree, whoever says a priest can't be a painter, can't he? As long as I persevere, one day I will become Van Low (you know who it is, the one who painted the starry sky), and then give Mink Yu a happy and prosperous life. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Ah, painting, wait a minute, weren't you just saying that you like men?"

Lu Zijing: "Who likes men! People like me are very manly and straight, I hate it!"

Meng Xiaotian: "I don't understand you at all now! Then why did you do something to Tang Bohu today? They said that you were holding on to other people's chests. ”

Lu Zijing: "He is not Tang Bohu at all, he is Tang Pohu! He tricked me into signing a ghost contract, and I want to fight with him if I want to get it back." I was going to get it, but Mink Yu came in greedily and spoiled my good deeds. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "This dead Lu Tang, let him help me keep an eye on it, where did the person die at the critical moment, and I will settle accounts with him later." ”

Lu Zijing: "Shopkeeper, I caused this matter single-handedly, I can handle it myself." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "You are my buddy, of course it is my business if something happens, you go and gather everyone to the lobby, I have my own countermeasures." ”

In the lobby, Lu Zijing sat alone on one side, leaving Lu Tang, Li Yuankui, and Lu Lingyun huddled together in disgust, constantly despising Lu Zijing with his eyes, and Mink Yu sat coldly and glared at him viciously.

Lu Zijing: "What do you mean, I have an infectious disease, right?"

Li Yuankui: "It's more terrible than infectious diseases. ”

Lu Tang: "Chrysanthemum tightened. ”

Lu Lingyun: "Incredible. ”

Lu Zijing: "I said it all, I'm not a! I'm a straight man." ”

Li Yuankui, Lu Tang and Lu Lingyun hurriedly looked at Mink Yuyu, and Mink Yu was greedy: "Don't look at me, I don't know." ”

Meng Xiaotian walked over from the backyard and threw a burden on the table: "Sit down, it's time for a meeting." You all know about Lu Zijing's deception, right?"

Everyone nodded, and Meng Xiaotian: "Since we have all been deceived, do you think we can stop there?"

Everyone shook their heads, Meng Xiaotian: "Very good, then are you willing to kidnap Tang Pohu with me?"

Everyone nodded, and then paused for a moment: "What!"

Lu Zijing: "The shopkeeper, his violation of the law does not mean that we also have to break the law." ”

Lu Tang: "That's it, kidnapping! is worse than fraud." ”

Li Yuankui: "That's right, what are we going to kidnap?"

Meng Xiaotian: "Listen to me first, you kidnap him, and we can erase his kidnapped amnestics after we get the contract." ”

Mink Yu greedy: "That's it, go!"

Lu Zijing looked at Mink Yu with emotion: "Gluttony, you are still good to me." ”

Li Yuankui: "Just a few of us?"

Lu Lingyun slapped the table: "Don't forget, I still have a trap camp to deploy, as long as I give an order, they can come here to meet in minutes." Still have questions?"

Li Yuankui was happy: "No, let's go, now it's time to clean up this grandson." ”

Meng Xiaotian opened the baggage on the table, and there were all kinds of night travel equipment inside. Everything from darts to ropes.

Everyone changed into night clothes aggressively, posed handsomely, and Mink Yu was greedy: "Shopkeeper, we went, you wait for our good news!"

Meng Xiaotian: "Okay, go and come back quickly." ”

Everyone turned around handsomely, and Lu Tang, who had just walked a few steps side by side, stopped everyone: "Wait a minute, I have a question! Where is Tang Pohu's home?"

Everyone was stunned and looked at each other in embarrassment.

"So you just let him bully him?" Li Yuankui walked around anxiously with his hands behind his back, and everyone lay listlessly on the table.

Meng Xiaotian: "It's all your fault, Dead Lu Tang, let you keep an eye on it, but where did you go?"

Lu Tang: "Don't blame me, how did I know that the plot of this story is so fast! ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Don't you blame the author? ”

Lu Tang looked at it sadly: "Oh my God, you deliberately targeted me." Lu Tang was stunned for a moment: "Wait a minute, I have a way." Since he has the contract, he will definitely come back, so when he comes back next time, we can ...... like this."

Sure enough, the next day, Tang Pohu came back again, he cautiously wandered outside the door to observe, Lu Tang found him and ran out with a smile: "Yo, isn't this Master Tang? ”

Tang Pohu looked Lu Tang up and down: "What about Lu Zijing?"

Lu Tang: "He locked himself in his room to paint, and he hasn't come out since yesterday afternoon, and I don't know what's wrong? Why don't you tell me what's going on?"

Tang Pohu: "Well, didn't he let me go to see the painting, I praised him a few words when I saw that his painting was good, but this guy was so happy that he sang and danced while holding me, and I was frightened and ran away." ”

Lu Tang: "So that's the case, then I'm really sorry yesterday, Lu Zijing is very special to save face, he must be seen and ridiculed by us for not painting well, so he practiced hard inside." Please go in and eat a hot pot today, it will be regarded as reparation, the price is free, do you think it's okay?"

Tang Pohu's eyes lit up when he heard the free, and he thought for a while: "Could it be that Lu Zijing really plans to paint well? Could it be that there is fraud in it, but they can't do anything about me, now that it is the legal system, what can they do with me? Besides, he has a good face, he doesn't dare to say that he is embarrassed, and the contract is hidden in my crotch, if they really attack me, I will have more reason to sue them." Besides, free hot pot, don't eat it, don't eat it! I'd better go. Tang Pohu reluctantly agreed, and followed Lu Tang into the store.

Lu Tang smiled at the mink in front of the counter, and made a specific gesture to signal that the "self-inflicted" action had officially begun!