The hell hot pot restaurant has resumed normal business again, after the martial arts alliance main incident and the African three ghosts incident, the hot pot restaurant has become famous, and ghosts from all over the world have come to try their own "exclusive hot pot". Even the hottest monster show in hell, "Hell on the Tip of the Tongue", wanted to come to the store to record, but Meng Xiaotian refused, she thought that making food in a down-to-earth manner was far more important than boasting and publicizing, and this opinion was immediately supported by all the guys. So there were more ghosts who made appointments.

At this time, in an apartment, a female ghost is applying makeup in the bathroom, and the male ghost is standing at the door playing with his mobile phone.

Female ghost: "Eh, have you booked it?"

Male ghost: "Wait a minute, the network here is a little stuck, and the interface can't be swiped!"

Female ghost: "If you don't book it tonight, kneel on the washboard." ”

Male ghost: "Ness, I've got it!"

Female ghost: "Great, what day? next week?"

Male ghost: "Uh... Probably 4018 years old. ”

Female ghost: "You die!"

After saying that, a toilet peg flew out of the toilet and smashed into the male ghost's head.

OK, now let's go back to the hot pot restaurant, after Lu Tang was busy beckoning the guests to sit down, the mobile phone suddenly rang. He hurriedly took out his mobile phone to answer, and suddenly a numb female voice appeared on the phone: "Hey, is it Lu Tang Xiansen?"

Lu Tang looked at the number, and there were two fraudulent words written on it, so he said coldly: "It's your sister!" and then hung up the phone, but he didn't take a few steps and thought about the phone again, he looked at the number first, and it was a mess, but he was not marked as a fraud, so he picked it up: "Hey?"

An unstandard Mandarin came from the other end of the phone: "Hey, do you look like Lu Tangxian Sen? I look like the 2929 Ke paste manager." Do you seem to have come here often to buy walnut wine during your lifetime?"

Lu Tang: "What is it?"

On the other end of the phone: "It's walnut wine, the walnut wine you often buy." ”

Lu Tang: "Wine, right? Yes, I used to buy it occasionally, what's wrong?"

The other end of the phone: "It seems to be a me, because you seemed to be a VIP in your lifetime, we will still give you a treat after you die, but it seems that you need to pay a membership fee every month, about 600 yuan." If you don't want it, then I'll ask the notary department to call you, you explain the situation to her, and then she will send the money back to your card. ”

Lu Tang listened to the phone boringly, scratched his head, dozed off again, and hung up the phone with an expressionless face: "That's the salary every month, where did I get 600 yuan." I want to lie to me all day long, I'm a screenwriter, do I know more routines than you!"

Lu Tang was beaten from behind by Meng Xiaotian just after complaining, Meng Xiaotian: "Play with your mobile phone during work hours, guests don't have to greet you?" Meng Xiaotian wiped the sweat on her head and walked away, Lu Tang stood there pitifully and said into the phone: "Look, it's because of this that I have no money to cheat you." ”

As soon as Lu Tang finished speaking, there was a scream from the backyard, it was Li Yuankui's voice, and Lu Tang and the others hurriedly rushed over.

I saw Li Yuankui in the backyard sitting on the ground crying bitterly, holding an envelope in his hand.

Mink Yu greedy: "Yuan Kui, what's going on?"

Li Yuankui was so sad that he had no ability to speak at all, and he raised the envelope in his hand.

Lu Zijing took it and read while reading: "Hello Li Xiansen, I seem to be the boss of the field, congratulations on becoming our platinum vegetable seller, from today we will deduct your 600 yuan handling fee, which has been deducted in the next month, if you don't need it, then please let the carrier pigeon reply to the letter, you write a description of the situation and attach the account number and password of the money bank, and then she will send the money back to you." ”

Lu Tang: "Wow, how can the tricks of the liars in this hell be the same, it's outrageous." ”

Meng Xiaotian squatted down and touched the back of Li Yuankui's head: "Yuankui, you won't really send the account password, right?"

Li Yuankui shook his head, teary eyes: "Shopkeeper, I... I..."

Lu Lingyun: "These damn liars specialize in cheating the poor out of their money, hell should make a law, and those who cheat money will not die well!"

Lu Zijing smiled, and walked out with a didactic posture: "Silly boy, although money cheaters are hateful, they are also human beings, so you shouldn't solve them with one knife, and you can't do things so extremely." So, according to me, all the torture should be used on one side, what kind of car cracks, into the oil pot, Ling Chi, send it to Yang Yongxin, the king of electricity, eh, no one is missing!"

Lu Lingyun looked at Lu Zijing with disgust: "You are more cruel than me." ”

Lu Tang squatted down and asked Li Yuankui sympathetically: "How much money have you been cheated of?"

Li Yuankui shook his head: "I wasn't cheated of money. ”

Lu Tang: "Then why are you sad and sad here?"

Li Yuankui: "I found out that I was poor and couldn't even afford a carrier pigeon. ”

Everyone couldn't help but look at Meng Xiaotian, Meng Xiaotian stood up and leaned on her waist: "Look at what I'm doing, it's for your good to pay less wages, so that you won't be deceived, isn't it?"

Lu Zijing: "Strong words. ”

Lu Tang: "Reason." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Pick the door." ”

Lu Lingyun: "Home." ”

Everyone: "Scattered, scattered, there is still something to do." After saying that, they went back to do things, Meng Xiaotian pouted and looked at Li Yuankui who was choking on the ground.

At noon, in the park of the Ming Dynasty street, a figure wearing only underwear ran out of the bushes, and the man shouted cheaply: "Do you like me!"

The two female ghosts in front of him were frightened, turned around and ran, shouting as they ran: "Ahhhhhh

The exhibitionist smirked evilly, and soon hid in the bushes again.

Lu Cheng walked on the street carrying a basket, complaining very unhappily: "Why did Yuankui have to let me come out to buy vegetables because my heart was hurt, I don't know." ”

At this time, two frightened female ghosts rushed out, and Lu Tang, who was frightened, jumped.

Lu Tang watched them run away in puzzlement, and then looked at the park they had just run out of: "What's the situation?" Just as he was about to leave, there was another scream of a female ghost in the park, and Lu Tang stopped in place: "I really want to go and see what happened, but according to the rules of the play, curiosity kills the cat." But I'm a brave and righteous beautiful man, and when I hear someone screaming, how can I not go to the hero to save the beauty?"

After speaking, Lu Tang found that there were two aunts around him, who were disgusted, disdainful, and discriminatory, staring at him with contempt.

Lu Tang: "You... What to see!"

Aunt No. 1: "Phew, shameless, narcissist." ”

Aunt No. 2: "Ugly, spicy old lady's eyes, get out." ”

Lu Tang: "I'll go..."Before he finished speaking, he was slapped aside by his aunt. Lu Tang covered his face, wanting to reason with them, but a scream sounded in the park again, he gritted his teeth and chased after the sound.

Hell was at night, and Lu Tang didn't return to the hot pot restaurant. Meng Xiaotian and Mink Yu were anxiously walking back and forth in the lobby.

Lu Lingyun crawled on the counter with her head on her shoulder, and shouted irritably: "Don't go! You two go back and forth, back and forth, and my eyes are glazed." ”

Meng Xiaotian and Mink Yu were still walking on their own, constantly talking to themselves.

Meng Xiaotian: "This dead Lu Tangerine, did you abscond with the 10 yuan I gave him with the money? ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Why hasn't he come back yet? Could it be that he was hooked up with by a dead female ghost? ”

Lu Lingyun couldn't stand the two of them, so she ran to polish Fang Tian's halberd by herself. After a while, Lu Zijing ran back anxiously: "Shopkeeper, it's not good, Lu Tang, Lu Tang is now in the East Factory!"

Meng Xiaotian: "What? How can this be, although the money I give is small, he will not give up on himself to be a eunuch." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Tell me quickly, what's going on?"

Lu Zijing gasped: "He was accused of being an invincible exhibitionist and rioting law and order, so he was arrested." ”

Mink Yu was greedy when he heard this, and he bit his fingers and looked very excited: "Wow, it turns out that he is so bold, I like it so much!"

Meng Xiaotian: "There must be a misunderstanding here, Zijing, you know my situation, you can't leave the hot pot restaurant, you take Lu Lingyun to the East Factory, invite the factory director, and tell him that Meng Xiaotian is looking for him." ”

Lu Zijing: "Okay, let's go now." ”

At this time, on the road to the west of the hot pot restaurant, Li Yuankui was anxiously looking for Lu Tangerine, shouting and shouting as he walked. Just as Li Yuankui walked to the corner of the street, a familiar figure walked in front of him.

Li Yuankui instantly became nervous, and suddenly shouted loudly: "Stop!"

The girl who walked before him was startled, and she was dressed in a coarse cloth covered with stains, and her forehead was stained with oil. She raised her head cautiously, her bright and big eyes and small nose in the moonlight all met Li Yuankui's eyes. Li Yuankui looked stupid at her, and didn't move there.

It is estimated that looking at the huge body in front of him, the black square face, and the glowing eyes are a little scared: "Big... Big brother, robbing money or lust?"

Li Yuankui didn't react, nodded and said, "Well, okay." ”

The girl was shocked, turned around and shouted: "Help....", but before she could call out, she was gagged by Li Yuankui, and Li Yuankui explained anxiously: "Don't don't, make a mistake, misunderstand, misunderstand." ”

But the girl was still struggling in a panic, she was not in the mood to listen to Li Yuankui's explanation at all, and because of excessive nervousness, she fainted after a while, so she leaned on Li Yuankui.

Li Yuankui was at a loss, hugged the girl tightly for fear that she would fall, her face instantly turned red, and the nosebleed was also left behind.

Lu Zijing and Lu Lingyun hurried to the East Factory, and at this time, a bowl of "duang" inside the East Factory was smashed to the ground. The fathers-in-law around him knelt on the ground in fear and didn't dare to raise their heads.

Wei Zhongxian angrily shook the dishes on the table: "It's too salty, it's too salty, and you won't let me live, can't you make it a little lighter?"

The father-in-law said aggrievedly: "My lord, we don't have any salt." You drink salty water now, we can't help it. ”

Wei Zhongxian sat down sadly: "Isn't there anyone who can cure me? I'm so hungry. ”

A brocade-clothed guard ran in: "Wei sir, there are two guys outside who call themselves Hell Hot Pot Restaurant who want to see you." ”

Wei Zhongxian: "Oh, I didn't go to her, she came to me first, interesting." ”