Chapter 20: A White-Faced Friend of Mine

The hot and spicy Gan Linliang, Jet Black Black and Big Black three guys kept sweating because they ate too spicy hot pot, so the color on their faces gradually fell off, and after a while, they became three white-faced students.

They lay down on the stool weakly, and the guys took the opportunity to rush out and tie up the three guys in a mess, and in an instant they were like three rice dumplings dipped in brown sugar. Meng Xiaotian walked out of the backyard proudly, Lu Tang moved a stool for her, and then took off the necklace on her body and called it to Meng Xiaotian.

Meng Xiaotian sat down, put the necklace in front of Gan Linliang's eyes and panicked: "You are not small, you dare to curse me." It's a pity that I was born with no ability to feel, so nothing in this world can control me. ”

Meng Xiaotian's words made Lu Tang a little surprised, and Lu Tang looked at her unconsciously.

Gan Linliang: "Hmph, it's really unpredictable, no wonder I think you're in better shape today." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "What do you mean, am I in bad shape?" Lu Tang was praised and couldn't help but lift his fake chest.

Gan Linliang: "If you let us go, we can give you all the money we have obtained these days, and we will never go back to hell again." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Hmph, it's beautiful to think." You made the old lady miserable, and you dared me to go out without makeup, so even if the shopkeeper agreed, I wouldn't let you go easily. ”

Jet Black: "Are you sure it's makeup, not skin?"

Mink Yu gluttonously gave a slap to the black black, but his hands were black: "You guys are too dirty, you haven't taken a bath for a few years." After speaking, he rubbed his hand on the black clothes.

Jet Black: "Fart, you're dirty." I'm the first assistant minister of the country next door to Labrador and the minister of the Qincha, the governor of the Gan Linliang family, the king of the plains, the Kalixi on the prairie, the protector of the territory, and the red man next to the prince today, I'm still..."Mink Yu couldn't bear to stuff a piece of cloth into Ukaka's mouth, and after a while, he fainted.

Lu Tang: "Are you putting anesthetics on the rag?"

Mink Yu greedy: "No, that's your socks." ”

Lu Tang: "Why are my socks with you?"

Mink Yu smiled greedily and grimaced: "I guess I picked it up." ”

Lu Zijing: "Eh, Lu Tang, there is finally someone more verbose than you, do you think you will be long-lost brothers?"

Lu Tang: "GUN!"

Meng Xiaotian coughed: "Tell me, what are you doing in hell? Also, why do you want to dress up as black?"

Gan Linliang looked like he didn't want to pay attention to people, and tilted his head to the side. Da Hei finally spoke: "Our prince, I don't want to talk to you, you get out of here." ”

Li Yuankui: "I thought this big black man was dumb, it turns out that Chinese is good." It's okay not to speak, you made us so miserable, how can we not repay you, you wait a minute. After speaking, Li Yuankui happily ran to the backyard, and after a while, he walked in with a burning red soldering iron.

Dahei: "What are you going to do! You're abusing lynching, I'm a ghost." ”

Li Yuankui cautiously handed Luo Tie to Lu Lingyun: "Come on, be careful, I can't do it if I have a fear of melanism." ”

Lu Lingyun: "I'm a little girl, are you embarrassed to me? I don't want it, you give it to them." ”

Li Yuankui took it to Lu Zijing, and Lu Zijing straightened his clothes: "You see that I am angry with books, will I do such a thing?"

Li Yuankui looked at Mink Yu again, but was blocked back by Mink Yu's vicious eyes.

Lu Tang walked over and took the soldering iron, and whispered to Li Yuankui: "Leave it to me, I knew how to use this kind of thing to scare people when I wrote torture scenes before." ”

Li Yuankui nodded: "Okay, be careful not to really burn him." ”

Lu Tang: "Don't worry. ”

Lu Tang showed a cheap smile after taking Luo Tie, and he licked his tongue around his lips as he walked towards Da Hei, his eyes full of.

Da Hei looked at him nervously: "Don't come here, I'm really screaming." ”

Lu Tang walked in front of Da Hei and stopped, bent down: "Hey, hey, hey, if you call it, if you cut your throat, no one will come to save you." ”

Da Hei was at a loss, looking at Lu Tang nervously, as if he was about to cry. He watched as an angry figure bent down close to him, so he shouted, "No... Don't, don't, don't!ah!"

Gan Linliang couldn't help but close his eyes when he heard Da Hei's scream, but this cry was heartbreaking, and it was hard for him to imagine what kind of torture Da Hei was subjected to to to be so lamented.

Gan Linliang: "Enough! Stop, I'll tell you, don't burn him anymore." ”

Lu Tang: "Eh, I didn't burn him." Lu Tang was still holding the hot soldering iron in his hand, but the big black on the side cried aggrievedly.

Gan Linliang opened his eyes and looked at him, his whole body was unharmed, what was going on just now, he asked with concern: "Da Hei, are you okay?

Da Hei cried, shook his head, then covered his face with his hand and pointed at Lu Tang: "He.... He.... Just... He wants to defile me. ”

Lu Tang: "Hey, how can I defile you, you are a man." I just wanted to just burn you, okay?"

Da Hei cried even more sadly: "He laughs like a beast, I... My chastity is gone. ”

Lu Tang: "I haven't even touched you, okay?" And I'm so handsome, elegant, cute, how can I look like a beast, do you say I look like me?"

Lu Tang turned his head and asked, Meng Xiaotian, Mink Yuyu, Lu Zijing, Lu Lingyun and Li Yuankui behind him had already reached a corner, and they covered their clothes and nodded.

Lu Tang was helpless, didn't know how to vent, and ran to the backyard with a soldering iron. Seeing that Lu Tang was gone, they walked in front of the three guys again.

Gan Linliang: "Shopkeeper Meng, where did you invite such a perverted guy?"

Meng Xiaotian: "Don't be long-winded, you haven't answered my question yet." ”

Gan Linliang lowered his head and was silent for a moment: "We come from a country in central Africa, and our three ghosts grew up together and are inseparable. Later, our country was invaded, and they burned and looted in the tribes with fire-breathing weapons. ”

Lu Zijing: "Don't deceive people, fire-breathing weapons, is there such a thing?"

Lu Cheng ran out of the backyard quickly, panting beside Gan Linliang and said, "I... I prove that there are... I've studied this history... It's the Age of Empires. So you died at that time. ”

Gan Linliang: "I don't know what era, but it's all my fault." I fell in love with a white woman, but we couldn't be together because of the color of our skin. Later, I found the witch doctor, and because I was carried away by love at that time, I ignored the witch doctor's warning. Then I turned white, but the woman led the soldiers to slaughter the entire tribe. ”

Lu Zijing looked at Lu Lingyun: "Hey, when will there be no violence and harm in this world?" ”

Gan Linliang: "Not long ago, I heard that in the East, there is a "Hell Hot Pot Restaurant" that can make you forget painful memories, so we came. But I want to buy more than just a hot pot, I want the whole tribe to taste it, as long as we can forget about it, we can still have a happy day. And I don't have any money, so I can only find a way to get money. ”

Mink Yu greedy: "Heh, man. Do you think that to forget is to erase the past? You seem to be great, but you are nothing more than an evasive coward. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Then why don't you say it directly, and you still have to curse us?"

Gan Linliang: "Because the first time I saw you, I regarded you as her." Your eyes are just as cold, and you like shiny gems the same. For a moment... I want to get you. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "I'm sorry, I'm not interested in you at all. ”

Gan Linliang: "Why?"

Meng Xiaotian: "Maybe it's because I'm more single-celled, so I prefer simple and direct people." ”

Li Yuankui: "Hey, the person who is most likely to fall in love is actually the person who likes the new and hates the old the most." ”

Lu Zijing: "I'm sorry to say, who fell in love with the girl on the side of the road and rescued him before." ”

Li Yuankui: "We are different!"

Lu Zijing: "Brother for so many years, who knows you better than me." ”

Lu Lingyun: "Why did you start singing again, KTV is on the opposite street corner." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Where did you get these confusing things?"

Gan Linliang: "It was given to us by a mysterious person." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Mystery man?"

Gan Linliang: "That's right, he is completely masked, and he can't even see his eyes." He threw a box at us and ran, and as for the use, we figured it out ourselves. ”

Lu Zijing: "Shopkeeper, does anyone want to attack our hot pot restaurant?"

Lu Lingyun: "How can this be reasonable, tomorrow I will gather the trapped camp to guard here, and see who dares to make trouble!"

Meng Xiaotian: "If you do this, you will startle the snake, that person is in the dark, we are in the light, if you want to know who the other party is, you need to continue to play." ”

Li Yuankui: "Then how to deal with these three people?"

Gan Linliang: "I did the thing, I'll just take it myself!" I beg you to let the two of them go." I still have some money on me, it's the clean money I brought, I don't know if it's enough to buy a bowl of soup, I'll let them take it back and share it with everyone later. In our custom, as long as I haven't been reincarnated, they will never be reincarnated. I'm sorry for them, and I don't want them to be buried with me. ”

Meng Xiaotian stretched out her hand and took out a few gold ingots from Gan Linliang's pocket and put them on the table: "Okay, I can give you this pot, and I can also give you a pot to make you forget that person." ”

Gan Lin said jokingly: "It's not going to be African Wild again, my mouth is big enough." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Don't worry, Yuan Kui, Lingyun, you go to find Black and White Impermanence, Lu Tang and Zijing hid the two of them in the backyard, and Diao Yu helped me prepare the soup base." ”

An hour later, Gan Linliang sat in front of his own hot pot, leisurely sipping mutton. This is a mandarin duck pot, the bottom of the pot on the left is called pain but clear soup, and the bottom of the pot on the right is called redemption and is covered with peppercorns. Gan Linliang first swiped the left side, and when he was about to put it in his mouth, he stopped, and he put the mutton on the right side and scalded it for a while.

When the lamb enters the bottom of the pot on the left, what he sees is a picture of them meeting and falling in love.

In fact, it is like this, the most beautiful things will one day become the most painful. And at the bottom of the pot on the right, Gan Linliang saw the truth. The woman he loved was not a broken oath, but her father, who used the girl to find the tribe and the gold mines, and then caused the massacre. The woman's father made a meritorious service, and a year later he returned to China and was rewarded by the king, and the woman married the prince and lived happily ever after.

Gan Linliang fell into the bowl with a tear, and he looked at the picture on the piece of mutton and smiled: "Although I haven't forgotten you, I don't have the energy to think about it." So he ate him in one bite, and then picked up another slice and silently soaked it.

After Gan Linliang finished eating, Black and White Impermanence came over and locked him with shackles. This is a special shackle made by the underworld, also known as a soul locking shackle, and the locked ghosts cannot escape, nor can they be reincarnated until the end of the sentence.

Black and white impermanence took away Gan Linliang, Meng Xiaotian gave the agreed hot pot soup to Wu Hei Hei and Da Hei, and took Gan Linliang's gold ingots to them to make a coil. The two thanked them and left lonely and disappeared into the night.

One day a week later, Lu Tang called everyone together, and then took out his mobile phone to read the news headline he had just received, which read: "The African crook turned himself in, the case was successfully solved, and the victim's property was returned." ”

Everyone looked at each other meaningfully, and Lu Tang: "These three guys are really brothers and sisters." ”