Chapter 18: Hell Has No Door to Enter

Life is always a complicated child, his joys and sorrows are fickle. He will spoil your good mood and create some surprises every once in a while.

In just 3 days, too many things have happened in the "Hell Hot Pot Restaurant", from the appearance of the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance, to the spell of the mysterious African prince, and Lu Tang being wanted by the whole territory, as well as Yang Yan's vow to get the hot pot restaurant. Everyone felt a little tired, but when they thought that they were about to "get rich", everyone felt that all these efforts were so worthwhile.

But... After a thin envelope was thrown on the table, Steward Wu led Yang Xiaoguo away.

The guys stared blankly at the envelope on the table, no one dared to touch it, but they felt a little incredible.

Mink Yu was greedy: "Shopkeeper, why is it so thin?"

Meng Xiaotian gently picked up the envelope, it was incredibly thin, and even breathing could blow it.

Lu Zijing: "Will it be a check in a hurry, after all, 20 billion is a big number." Everyone smiled awkwardly, and Meng Xiaotian carefully and slowly tore open the envelope, just like the bomb disposal unit.

The envelope slowly opened, and Meng Xiaotian's big sweat kept falling. Li Yuankui on the side was already soaking wet with his face, and sweat was left like a waterfall.

Lu Zijing folded his hands, closed his eyes and prayed, and kept saying in his mouth: "Gold card, gold card, it must be a gold card, a check, a check, it must be a check." ”

Mink Yuyu and Lu Lingyun covered each other's mouths, their eyes staring at the envelope tightly.

Lu Tang walked over from the door and sneered: "Isn't it just to split the money, is it so simple." ”

Lu Zijing: "Shhhhh ”

Li Yuankui: "I saw my dream. ”

Mink Yu and Lu Lingyun: "We see hope. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "I saw !!!"

Lu Zijing closed his eyes, looked excited, and wanted to make his fist as he spoke: "Yes, the shopkeeper, ah, tell me what it is, no, don't tell me, I'm not ready." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "I saw two red tickets. ”

Mink Yu greedy: "Two! I'm going to buy all the cheongsam shops in Hell." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "No! It's three!"

Lu Lingyun: "Three! I can buy a whole weapons store, I'm so happy." ”

Li Yuankui: "I can buy a 20,000-square-meter kitchen!"

Lu Tang: "If you buy such a big one, you want to raise pigs in it." ”

Meng Xiaotian was stunned for a while, reached out and took out two 100 yuan and one 10 yuan from the envelope. She kept pouring the envelope upside down, afraid that she had missed something.

Lu Tang: "Wow, there are 200 yuan in it, it's really rich!"

Lu Zijing opened his eyes suddenly, grabbed the envelope in disbelief, and trembled like crazy.

Li Yuankui: "Shopkeeper, what about our 20 billion! ”

Lu Lingyun: "How can this be reasonable, I'll call someone to cut them down now!" After speaking, Lu Lingyun picked up Fang Tian's halberd and walked towards the door angrily.

"Stop!" Mink Yu Yu shouted to Lu Lingyun: "You kid, how can you be so impulsive! Can you not call me when you smash the field?"

At this time, Black and White Impermanence walked into the store with a happy smile, and when he saw that they looked like they were about to eat people, Black and White Impermanence looked at each other in confusion.

Hei Wuchang cleared his throat: "Tell you a piece of good news. ”

Bai Wuchang: "I heard that the long-missing martial arts alliance leader has been found in you, the rivers and lakes have finally returned to peace, and you have made great contributions." Congratulations!"

Everyone looked at the two of them with ugly faces, no one applauded, and black and white impermanence clapped their hands a few times in embarrassment.

Black Impermanence: "What's wrong with you?"

Meng Xiaotian stood up, greeted the two of them in and sat down, she smiled reluctantly: "Didn't you say before that there was a 20 billion bonus for finding the leader of the martial arts alliance?" ”

Bai Wuchang: "That's right. If you find it, you will give two hundred and one. ”

Black Impermanence: "Two hundred and one, is there any problem?"

Meng Xiaotian: "What's the problem, see for yourself, there are only 210 here, I'm going to sue them for fraud!"

Black and white impermanence took the money, nodded, and white impermanence: "Two hundred and one, that's right." ”

Lu Zijing: "You are taught by ghosts, here are 210 yuan, not 20 billion!"

Hei Wuchang pointed to the money stupidly and said, "This is two hundred and one." ”

"Wait a minute!" Lu Tang interrupted and called, "I really figured out something, you mean that the bounty is only two hundred and one, not two billion, right?"

Bai Wuchang: "Yes, my tongue is about to fall off, you still don't understand!"

Lu Zijing fainted when he heard this, and Li Yuankui looked at the black and white impermanence blankly, looking loveless. And Lu Lingyun and Mink Yu were gluttonous and hugged each other and wailed.

Meng Xiaotian covered her face sadly, and held her hand with concern: "Shopkeeper Meng, what's wrong with you?"

Meng Xiaotian: "I ask you to have time to learn Mandarin? Meng Xiaotian said as she kept hitting the two of them with her small fists.

Lu Tang: "Alas, if you are so poor and still learn how to run a gang, what is wrong with the ghosts now." ”

Meng Xiaotian howled and cried, and Hei Wuchang held her in his arms and comforted her: "Shopkeeper Meng, the real wealth is something you can't see, it's not the cold number on your bank card, it's not the salary you receive every month, it's not the presumptuousness of buying if you want, it's ability, it's knowledge, it's when you can become a useful ghost to hell." ”

Lu Tang: "Eh, why is this so familiar?"

Meng Xiaotian: "You are a ghost! You lie to me, it's unfair, it's unfair!"

Bai Wuchang pushed away Hei Wuchang and hugged Meng Xiaotian instead of him: "Alas, life has never been fair, not every girl has crystal shoes to wear, not every white horse can be ridden by the prince, and not every martial arts alliance leader is worth 20 billion." ”

Hei Wuchang pushed Bai Wuchang away, held Meng Xiaotian's hand and said righteously: "That's right! When we recognize the injustices in this world and accept these injustices, the world has just begun to forgive us for our naivety. So, eat well, sleep well, and be a ghost once in your life. Who hasn't been naΓ―ve?"

Meng Xiaotian was a little moved by the words of black and white impermanence, and at this moment, Lu Tang, a slut, was cheap again. He clasped his hands and answered thoughtfully: "But some ghosts are naΓ―ve and cute, some ghosts are naΓ―ve and brainless, some ghosts can pick up checks when they go out, and some ghosts are busy working for only 200 yuan, this world is really unfair." ”

Meng Xiaotian cried sadly again. Bai Wuchang couldn't bear to roll up his sleeves, ready to beat Lu Tangerine, but was stopped by Hei Wuchang.

Black Impermanence: "Let me tell you one more thing, there are a few scammers in the best hell who use stones with ecstasy powder to cheat money, and all the ghosts who are like ecstasy fans will listen to them honestly and completely forget about their appearance afterwards. ”

Lu Tang: "Shopkeeper, will they be the liars they say..."

Meng Xiaotian: "Shhhh What do these liars look like?"

Black impermanence: "It is rumored that there are three!"

Lu Tang hurriedly pointed at the black impermanence and shouted: "You have racial discrimination, you are miserable, I want to expose you!"

Hei Wuchang was so angry that he began to roll up his sleeves and walked towards Lu Tang: "I'm special...."

Bai Wuchang hurriedly ran to stop Hei Wuchang: "This hell is not full of ghosts! Okay, okay, in other words, there are three Africans who call themselves the Prince of Birds." Anyway, pay attention, we're leaving. ”

Lu Tang: "Shopkeeper, isn't that broken prince still coming to us today? ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Hmph, there is a road in heaven, you don't go, there is no door in hell and you want to break in, die!

The guys recovered their respective states, ran to Meng Xiaotian's side, and got together. Meng Xiaotian forced to start deploying combat missions.

Sure enough, at dusk in the afternoon, the three people who claimed to be "Labrador don't check in Assiba Nima La next door" walked into the hot pot restaurant. The hot pot restaurant was empty, and there was no one in it.

Wu Hei ran to Gan Linniang's side and asked, "This time, you still take your things and leave?"

Gan Linliang: "No, it's tight outside now, we need to take shelter here." This time I don't just want money, I want people. The necklace I gave to the shopkeeper was filled with hair powder. She must be lonely and uncomfortable now, and I am her only savior tonight. ”

Gan Linliang licked his lips, and then called out loudly: "Honey, where are you? I'm here, your prince of dark horses." ”

The door to the second floor slowly opened, and the fragrance of the boudoir wafted out, and then a woman with a pendant, a long dress, and a veiled face walked down.

Gan Lin licked his lips happily: "Oh, dear, you are so sexy today." Eh, I see you're in better shape today. "Said that I Gan Linliang pinched the woman's waist, and the woman shyly ran away and sat down.

The people hiding in the backyard quietly stretched out their heads to look, Li Yuankui: "Lu Tang is really good at pretending to be a woman, the shopkeeper, you really have a vision." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Hmph, he's not a screenwriter, I want to see if he can play this scene well." ”

Gan Linliang walked up to Lu Tang, who was dressed as a woman, and sat down, grabbed his hand, and rubbed it on his face: "Honey, what about your group of guys?"

Lu Tang sharpened his voice: "They were all fired by me." Because I'm afraid they'll disturb our time. ”

Lu Zijing: "Eh, I'll go, it's too disgusting to return the time of the two." ”

Lu Tang's hand rubbed against Gan Linliang's face, and after a while, his hand turned black. Lu Tang looked at it with wide eyes and bewilderment, and Gan Linliang's face turned from charred black to carbon black as if it had faded.

Gan Linliang was even happier when he heard this, he licked his lips and said ambiguously to Lu Tang: "The beauty is so sweet, you two should come down and rest!"

After speaking, Gan Linliang, Wu Hei Hei, and Da Hei took out all kinds of strange things from their bags and threw them on the table, and then sat down to rest. He looked at the "faded" prince again and said helplessly: "Damn, it's all right, the hell routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside!"

Gan Linliang found that he had been looking at Lu Tang with "lust" eyes, so he raised his eyebrows happily and gave Lu Tang a black flying kiss by the way.