87 ways to get out
Soon, the two of them came to the front of the girls' dormitory one after the other, and they swaggered inside, and turned back to Li Cha and said, "Come in." ”
"Go in?" Li Cha's eyes widened, "But it's big...... No, sister, this seems to be a girls' dormitory, can I enter as a boy?"
Aunt waved her hand, "What boys and girls, you are going to my room, not to the student's room, what are you afraid of, come on!"
Li Cha had a black line in her head, and she couldn't figure out what kind of medicine this woman was selling in her gourd, so she had to follow up and say, "That." Auntie, we don't have a grudge, do we? What is your purpose in hurting me so much?"
"Auntie, you said you want to call your sister!" Extinction's eyebrows furrowed, "Didn't the third child let you come to me first? Why don't you act like you don't know?"
"The third child?" Li Cha looked confused.
"yes. Extinction nodded, "Ma San." Now in Jiangzhou City, he should be called the third master! Hehe, back then, when he mixed with me, he was still a stunned young man. Time flies!"
"You actually know Ma San?" Li Cha was even more shocked, "What's the situation?"
Seeing that Li Cha really didn't seem to know, Extinction was stunned for a moment, and finally had to explain: "That's the case, I heard that you came to study at Long University, and Ma San specially asked me to take care of you." ”
"So you are?"
"Can't you see it?" Extinction pointed to himself, "I'm Ma San's boss in Jiangzhou back then!"
Hey, Li Cha really didn't expect that Ma San's boss back then was actually a woman, and he didn't expect that this old Jianghu is now working as a dormitory manager in Longda, is this experiencing life or what is the situation?
"So sister, you're experiencing life now?"
Extinction waved his hand, "If you don't have experience, you are living!" Those days of swords and swords are all in the past, the times have changed, the world has changed, and harmony is the main theme now. ”
"Oh, I see. Regarding the high consciousness of extinction, Li Cha couldn't help but give her a thumbs up.
"Stinky boy, don't pat my fart!" "Extinction nostrils exhaled, "In short, you are Ma San's brother, that is, my brother, no matter what, I will do my best to be a landlord, I see that you don't have a futon in your luggage, just stay with me tonight, and tomorrow I will go get you a new set of bedding, free of charge." Extinction didn't seem to realize the devastating power of his words, and as he spoke, he picked up the half-woven Weibo on the table and tinkered with it.
Li Cha almost vomited blood: "Ah, living here with you, isn't this suitable? Here, it seems to be a women's bed?"
Bite!
When the words landed, a cold light flashed in Extinction's eyes, and Li Cha immediately realized that something was wrong with the situation, and hurriedly rolled sideways.
Almost at the same time, only two crisp sounds of "poof" were heard, and two thick woolen needles had been pierced on the chair Li Cha was sitting on just now, and the thick wooden chair was actually pierced. The needle body trembles violently!
Li Cha was stunned in his heart, and when he looked at the extinction again, he saw that it continued to knit a sweater with its head down, as if nothing had happened!
Masters!
Just now the other party said that he was the boss of Ma San, Li Cha still didn't believe it, but now he didn't doubt it at all, this flying needle's stunt, if used to fight, it was simply a big killer!
Not only that, but this also exposes the woman's temper, and it is really a little bit, with the style of the rivers and lakes!
Li Cha was a little itchy, and even wanted to turn on the ability immediately, trying to see if he could copy this flying needle stunt from the other party's brain.
Extinction naturally didn't know what he was thinking, and thought that Li Cha had been completely suppressed by her, and said with a smile: "No one can refuse my kindness, and you are no exception! Go mop the hallway. ”
I'm the next Olympics!
Li Cha couldn't help but scold secretly, what kind of children of the rivers and lakes, this is too immoral, why do you still need to work by yourself?
Although there is a heart to refuse, but look at the attitude of extinction. It is estimated that there is no good fruit to eat if he refuses, and it is not troublesome to mop the ground anyway, so Li Cha had to agree to it.
Get out the mop and get to work!
Due to the replication of many people's muscle memory, to Li Cha's current physical fitness. Mopping the floor is really not a difficult task.
Although he met a lot of girls during the period, the other party didn't show much reaction when he saw Li Cha holding the mop, at most he frowned and closed the door.
After all, it hasn't officially started yet, so new students are arriving one after another. The old students haven't come yet, and everything hasn't entered the normal rhythm yet, so in terms of hygiene, I don't want to be so orderly after the start of school, especially the sanitation in the corridor. It's really bad enough, and Li Cha doesn't have the heart to do it seriously, so it can be said that he just took the mop and walked through the motions casually, and all five floors were dragged out in ten minutes.
However, when Extinction saw Li Cha's achievements. He immediately withdrew the mop and gave him a small brush.
Let Lao Tzu brush the dormitory building with a brush? Li Cha's eyes are glaring!
"Do you have an opinion?" asked Extinction with a frown.
"No, no, I'm busy. Li Cha knew that he couldn't beat this woman, so he hurriedly waved his hand.
So whew, the first day of reporting. Li Cha has unlocked the hidden achievement of the single "brush" girls' dormitory building!
Damn woman!
No, it should be said that damn Ma San!
Li Cha secretly decided that after going back, he must settle accounts with Ma San, an irresponsible guy, and take care of it, which is obviously revenge. I'm looking for someone to torture myself!
Li Cha lowered his head, gritted his teeth, and brushed the floor angrily, with such force that the sound of swishing echoed violently in the corridor. It's as if he didn't paint the floor tiles, but the face of Extinction and Ma San!
He was immersed in his work, and his body just moved to a door, and suddenly, the door opened, and a burst of fragrance came to his face!
Li Cha was stunned, looked up, and saw a woman's foot appear in front of him!
Oh no, why only one foot?
Suddenly. Li Cha found that the light above his head was covered by something, and he looked up vigilantly, he suddenly understood the situation, and the other foot of the girl was stepping over the top of his head......
Hey, the pink ...... No, no, no. No, it seems to be white!
Li Cha secretly had a flash in his heart, only to hear the girl above his head screaming loudly!
"Hooligans, hooligans!" cried the girl, retracting her feet and kicking them sideways.
Fortunately, Li Cha reacted quickly. Quickly dodged, and was able to dodge the kick that shone in his head.
When I got up, I saw that the other party was a beautiful girl, with a white T-shirt and light blue suspenders, looking full of vitality. Although there is no powder on the face, the exquisite facial features and white skin are very eye-catching, and the pretty appearance is enough to make most women ashamed of themselves.
It's true that a beauty is a beauty, but at this time, her face was flushed, full of anger, her eyebrows were raised, and she glared at Li Cha angrily and scolded again: "Stinky rascal!"
Li Cha raised the brush in his hand and laughed awkwardly: "You think too much, it's purely accidental......"
But before the words were finished, the girls in this dormitory all rushed out, and the people in the surrounding dormitories heard the girl's shouts and ran out to check the situation!
The situation changed so quickly that it was unbelievable, and Li Cha was instantly surrounded by an army of angry women.
The girl pointed to Li Cha. "Look, everyone, this person is pretending to clean the dormitory, insulting girls, and catching hooligans!"
When the voice landed, there were more and more people around. Li Cha scolded secretly in his heart, and had the heart to explain, but the current situation can't be opened at all, the more this kind of thing is explained, the more troublesome it is, and the more it is described, the darker it becomes!
"What, this hasn't started school yet, this hooligan is a little too bold!"
"I suggest calling the police and sending him to the police station!"
"Everyone, block the exit, don't let him escape!"
The crowd was enthusiastic for a while, and that posture was eager to kill Li Cha on the spot!
The girl looked around at everyone, her eyes slowly fell back to Li Cha, she snorted coldly, and her annoyed face showed a somewhat arrogant smile.
Dead rascal, dare to steal this girl, you must be discredited today, so that the whole school knows what you did!
Li Cha read the girl's intentions, and scolded again in his heart, once this matter spreads, it will be yellow mud falling into the crotch of his pants, not is, and he can't wash it when he turns around and jumps into the Yellow River!
However, Li Cha was not given for nothing, and as soon as he rolled his eyes, he immediately thought of a way to get out.