86Call me sister
The voice landed, and several people each took a few steps forward, narrowing the siege of Li Cha and the fellow villager, it seems that they really want to search their bodies, seeing this, the villager couldn't help sighing: "Search it, you are not afraid of crooked shadows, what if you can't find it?"
The fat man on the side frowned and was about to answer, but Li Cha sighed faintly: Have you played enough? Everyone is here, can you hurry up and enter the main plot? I'm very busy. ”
"Uh, what are you talking about, how do I understand?" said the fellow, pretending to be stupid.
"Hehe, still pretending? You pretended to be my fellow countryman and invited me to dinner, and soon this fat man came. Pretending to lose my bag, and then you tricked me into coming here, and started a body search, no matter how much money was found from me, and then used counterfeit money to drop the bag...... I want to cooperate with you. But this drama is too fake, and Lao Tzu has no money. Li Cha shrugged his shoulders.
As soon as the words came out, several people were vigilant, and they couldn't help frowning and looking at Li Cha. Especially the "fellow", although this person is the same age as Li Cha, but in fact he is the boss of this gang, he originally took a fancy to Li Cha's rustic clothes, and felt that he was easier to get started, but he didn't expect people to be good-looking, this kid is very shrewd, and he has already seen through their tricks.
What's more, he has already seen through it, and he still comes along, isn't there something wrong with this kid?
His face sank, and the fellow sneered: "Since you know everything, then I will save my strength and take the initiative to hand over all the money on my body, so as not to suffer hardship." ”
"No wonder you're still playing this kind of expiration trick, you're afraid you're not a fool, right?" Li Cha twitched the corners of his mouth, "I said that Lao Tzu has no money...... Wait, there are so many people leaving the station, why did you find me?"
Speaking of this, he couldn't help but look down at the clothes on his body, he was not a person who paid attention to dressing up, he didn't pay much attention to dressing, and the clothes on his body were outdated styles from five years ago.
Could it be that because I was dressed too plainly, I was treated as a dirt bun?
Damn, sure enough, people rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, it seems that it is necessary to pay attention to the image!
Thinking of this, he subconsciously looked at the fellow.
The fellow was inexplicably surprised by him, "What are you looking at?
The fat man and the other three laughed in unison, obviously not taking Li Cha seriously.
"You misunderstood, I think you have a good style of clothes, how tall are you?"
"Huh?" the fellow was stunned, but he didn't think much about it, and still reported a string of numbers, "What's wrong?"
"Not much, but your size happens to be the same as mine, so take it off, I'll take the clothes." Li Cha said seriously.
The fellow looked stunned, and the person who was robbed was obviously him. Why did you ask for something from yourself? Could it be that there is something wrong with your spirit?
Without waiting for him to figure it out, Li Cha made a bold move.
The right arm became a fist, the fist was like a dragon, and it was hitting the fat man's stomach, the fat man didn't even have time to scream, the person had fallen to the ground, and the three people behind the fat man saw Li Cha take the lead in attacking, and they were all shocked, and after reacting, they screamed and pounced on Li Cha, only to hear three muffled sounds, and everyone didn't even understand how he made a move, and they had already fallen.
In the blink of an eye, there were only two people standing in the alley, Li Cha and the fellow, and the fellow was also shocked by Li Cha's skills, but the alley was narrow and a dead end, and he would definitely not be able to run if he wanted to, so he had to put his heart sideways. He pulled out a knife and rushed up.
"Hey, still playing with knives with Lao Tzu?"
Li Cha smiled contemptuously, and kicked out his right leg at the same time, which was really fast and accurate, and kicked the opponent's wrist accurately. The knife suddenly came out of his hand, turned into a white light, and suddenly stuck into the wall next to him, shaking endlessly.
Immediately after, Li Cha slapped him out. The fellow turned around three times in place, almost fell to the ground, and struggled to stand but still felt like the world was spinning.
In fact, with Li Cha's current muscle memory and explosiveness, he could have slapped the other party unconscious, but the reason why he didn't do it. It's because he doesn't want to stain the other party's clothes, otherwise he has to wash them, troublesome.
"Are you convinced?" Li Cha grabbed the other party's collar and asked with a smile.
"Convinced, convinced! Big brother. We don't know Tarzan with our eyes, we are wrong!"
"If you admit your mistakes, show some sincerity, take off your clothes, and hand over everything in your pocket honestly. ”
The force value was crushed by Li Cha, what else could a few people do?
It didn't take long. Li Cha has looted the whole body of several people, and by the way, he also took off the clothes of the so-called fellow countryman and put them on his body, which is really suitable.
Then, he took a look at the harvest. Although the pile of money in the bag seems to be tens of thousands, it is a pity that there is not much real money, only the outermost ones are real, so this time I only gained more than 6,000.
But after thinking about it, college life shouldn't be a big expense. More than six thousand for a month or two is also enough.
After picking up the money, Li Cha glared at a few more people, and everyone subconsciously retreated, really scared by him.
"Hehe, a couple of cowards. Listen to my advice, work hard in the right industry, with your virtue, there is no development in this industry. Throwing down this sentence, Li Cha swaggered out of the alley, as for the fact that the black ate the black and swallowed other people's money, he himself did not feel guilty at all.
In his opinion, bullying honest people is called committing evil and bullying bad people. This is called doing the right thing for heaven, which belongs to the category of learning from Lei Feng to do good deeds, and naturally there is no psychological barrier.
Several people looked at the back of Li Cha Youzai leaving, gritting their teeth with hatred, especially the one who even had his clothes stripped off. The shirtless "fellow" is even more angry and scolds his mother.
"Malegobi!" the fat man scolded.
"Boss, just now...... I've seen this kid's admission letter, it seems to be a dragon!" said a junior brother rubbing his head.
"Oh?" the fellow raised his eyebrows, "Are you sure you're right?"
"No, my cousin is Longda. I've seen the notice, and it's definitely true!"
"Long Da...... Okay, fuck, this account must be settled with him! Wait and go to Brother Biao and see how Brother Biao cleans him up!"
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Twenty minutes later. Li Cha took a taxi to the gate of Long University, at this time it was the peak of the registration of new students, many "kind" seniors are actively welcoming new students, some help carry luggage, some buy daily necessities, but unfortunately it is only for girls, Li Cha, the old man, did not attract anyone's attention, no one paid attention to him.
This is too nonsense, blatant bubble girl, the university is really open! Li Cha couldn't help but scoff.
When I came to the registration office, the person sitting behind the desk was obviously not a teacher, but a member of a student union, wearing a university LOGO short-sleeved shirt and a pair of ultra-short pants underneath, and two snow-white legs that were constantly swinging under the table could be faintly seen. It can be called the best, Li Cha couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.
Seeing that Li Cha was so out of shape, this senior sister hurriedly put her legs back, Li Cha coughed to hide her embarrassment, and walked up just about to speak. Suddenly, a figure rushed over and grabbed Li Cha.
This is a middle-aged aunt, who is famous in Long University, nicknamed Extermination Shitai, and is the dormitory manager aunt of the women's dormitory.
"You, come to my dormitory......" Exterminator Tai reached out and grabbed Li Cha's wrist and said in a non-negotiable tone.
The beautiful senior sister couldn't close her mouth in shock, and looked at the two of them in a daze, the expression on her face was wonderful!
Li Cha scolded in his heart, what is it, isn't this ruining the image of Lao Tzu?
"That, Auntie...... You recognize the wrong person, right?" Li Cha scratched his head.
"What? What do you call me, aunt?" exclaimed, "Young man, be polite, I'm going to be angry when you talk like that, call me sister!"
"Sister?"
"Hey, good, good! Come on, let's ...... together"
Having said this, Li Cha was so frightened that she almost didn't jump up, and even the word us was used, and the ghost knew what this woman could do in the next sentence, and in just a few words, she actually ruined her image in front of the strange senior sister!
Come to think of it, it's still the best idea to flash talent before the influence expands.
"Sister...... I was wrong, what the hell is going on for us to say in private, can't I go with you?" Li Cha hurriedly interrupted the other party to prevent her from continuing.
"Alas, it's pretty much the same, come, come with me. ”
In this way, Extinction led the way, Li Cha followed quickly, and the two walked in the direction of the girl's dormitory.