Coming out of the Internet café, Fu Chao walked into the small noodle restaurant diagonally opposite.

It's 11 o'clock, noon has just arrived, and the owner of the noodle restaurant is alone watching TV boringly.

When a customer came to the door, the boss quickly stood up and asked in a rough voice, "Eat sake?"

casually glanced at the price list posted on the wall, Fu Chao replied: "Let's have a bowl of trouser noodles, five, spicy." ”

"Okay!" the middle-aged shopkeeper readily agreed, walked into the back kitchen of the noodle restaurant, and began to wash his hands with water.

Trouser belt noodles are Guanshan's special noodles, that is, the so-called eight strange noodles in Guanzhong are like biangbiang noodles with trouser belts, which is a very wide and chewy pulled noodles, or ramen. Because the noodles are wide and long, you can fill your stomach with just a few sticks.

The boss went to the back to beat the dough, Fu Chao found a place to sit down, took out his mobile phone and played the game.

It wasn't long before he was alarmed by a high-pitched and excited female voice and looked up at the TV screen in the corner.

"Natto is rich in nattokinase, which can invigorate blood and veins, dissolve blood clots, prevent and treat high blood pressure. I've long wanted to buy a natto machine to make natto at home, and this event is so timely, I must go and get a free ......"

On the LCD screen, a gray-haired actress grandmother is working hard to play the role of a consumer, excitedly counting the benefits of natto, trying to stir up the desire of the audience in front of the TV to buy.

Natto is a popular seasoning food in island countries, which is fermented by Bacillus natto from boiled soybeans and has a distinct and impressive odor. Because some of the protein is broken down into easily absorbed amino acids, the nutritional and health benefits are slightly improved, but they are far less powerful than advertised.

Giving away natto machines for free, merchants don't actually suffer, as long as the price of natto fungus powder is raised, the wool can be made out of the sheep. What's even worse is that most of these machines are three-no products produced by small factories, and they may not be able to produce natto, and they may not be able to eat them, after all, not all stinky beans are called natto.

Fu Chao twitched the corners of his mouth, "The TV station is too irresponsible, the false propaganda of the natto machine has long been exposed, and as a result, changing the brand, changing the TV station and then cheating people, it's really a horse!"

However, he had no interest in taking out his mobile phone to call the 12315 complaint hotline.

Fu Chao doesn't seem to realize that the reason why these black-hearted advertisements persist is not only because the "health party" blindly believes in the media, but also because he dislikes and ignores the "calm party". In fact, even if he realized it, he would not do it, as long as the TV station is still dependent on advertising revenue, as long as the daytime ratings are still low, this kind of thing cannot be avoided. The ratings are low during the day, and they can't attract high-quality advertisers, and if TV stations want to increase their income and buy big dramas, they will inevitably put aside their conscience and social morality.

Standing up suddenly, Fu Chao shouted to the back kitchen: "Boss, where is the remote control, I'll change the channel! These cheating ads are so annoying!"

"Next to the set-top box!"

Finding the remote control, Fu Chao changed the console casually. It's a weekday morning, and it's a garbage time with low ratings, and I've changed several channels that are either lengthy and annoying advertisements, or replay previous programs, and occasionally see TV series that are old dramas from a few years ago.

He plans to go through all the channels, and if he really can't find something good, he can only go back and watch "Bright Sword". Although the Italian gun was old, it was much more reliable than the Sherman M1, which weighed 56 tons and had a rate of fire of 350 rounds per minute.

In fact, the lines are not to blame on the actors, how they write in the script, they will act it. If the actor is insufficient, he can only see the synopsis of the script before joining the group, and if he signs the agreement with "blind marriage and dumb marriage", he will naturally eat a few bitter melon seeds.

As for these rotten scripts, why they can still pass the layers of levels of directors and producers, it can only be attributed to "the radish is fast and the mud is not washed".

Thinking wildly in his heart, Fu Chao didn't stop in his hand, and the TV screen kept switching, until an acquaintance appeared on the screen, and it was Atletico Bee.

He was wearing a white slim-fitting suit, but his shirt and socks were a fancy royal blue, and he looked very different. At this moment, Atletico Madrid is holding a mobile phone, leading a group of Asian, Latin American and European dancers to sing and dance.

The dance posture is simple, but it does not lose the breath of life, making phone calls, playing games, taking selfies, photographing passers-by, these behaviors that ordinary people are used to are all turned into dance steps, not a little embarrassing and thunderous, but inexplicably with feelings.

The melody is pleasant, but the lyrics are simple and rude: "Color plus infrared, customized camera, more powerful beauty, safer to recognize the mouth", exactly the same as the colored pen handwriting on the demonstration whiteboard behind him, it is clearly the official propaganda copy.

"It's also interesting", Fu Chao raised his eyebrows, put down the remote control, and decided to continue watching.

The daytime advertising time is cheap, which is also in line with the bee's budget-conscious style.

I don't know when it started, there are more and more entrepreneurs who have been praised for their fans in the singing circle, and Atletico Madrid in front of him is obviously another business owner who "debuted as a singer".

The reason for this is related to the development of the Internet. The Internet has created an information explosion, and information overload has made people isolated and apathetic. Affected by this, popular idols have become no longer popular, and have been replaced by subdivided idols with precise positioning and their own fans, and entrepreneur idols are a clear stream among many idols.

Entrepreneur idols don't need to be good-looking, as long as they have a sharp mouth: they can write, publish books and sprinkle chicken soup, they can speak, they can talk about themselves, and they are good at singing, and they can show their singing voice and borrow lyrics...... All of these can attract countless fans.

Singing is undoubtedly the simplest and most acceptable way to "make an idol debut", and it has become the common choice of most aspiring bosses.

However, they are also singing entrepreneurs, and they still have a relationship with each other. Atletico Madrid has good singing skills, strong appearance, skilled dancing skills, and boring advertising songs can also sing with a sense of pleasure, combined with the characteristic shooting technique of "one shot to the end", this elongated advertising film is obviously worth watching.

If the average middle-aged and elderly boss can sing and have a tuner to help, it will be really difficult for them to dance. It's not that you can't dance, or it's easy to think of square dances, and the fierce and soothing ones will turn into slow ballroom dances.

Atletico Madrid does not have this problem, although he has long passed the upper age limit defined by the United Nations, but in the eyes of the public, he is still a young person, dressed a little fancy, dancing a little more unrestrained, and does not leave a bad impression of "frivolous and weird". What's more, he also has a handsome face that has not changed for many years, which is a lot of pluses

That's what he thought, and the three customers who walked into the small noodle restaurant behind him also thought the same thing, and they all looked up and watched the song and dance show on TV.

Seeing the guests come to the door, the middle-aged boss had to put down his part-time job as a chef, switch to waiter mode, and come out to collect orders.

The three customers discussed with each other, and one of them said: "Chicken soup knife cut noodles, three small bowls." ”

"Okay!" the middle-aged male boss hurriedly responded, turned around and went back to the back kitchen. Soon he walked out again and put down a bowl of soup in front of Fu Chao.

This is a dipping sauce for trouser belt noodles, which contains eggs, diced meat, diced fungus, diced shiitake mushrooms and other side dishes, and a layer of chili red oil floats on top, just looking at it makes your mouth water. Even so, Fu Chaoyou was not satisfied, and dug up a large piece of oil and spicy seeds from the seasoning box next to him and put it into the soup, took out the chopsticks and stirred them slowly.

The customer on the other side expressed his surprise at this, turned to his companion and said, "Hey, this song is interesting, the song is okay, and the person is very handsome, why haven't you seen it before?"

"Hahahaha!" ×2

When they heard this, their two companions did not rush to answer, but just sat there and laughed.

"What are you laughing at, there's something to say!" the man urged, a little annoyed.

This time, someone answered, "He is Atletico Madrid, and your new mobile phone is produced by his company!"

"What is this? I have to know what a chicken looks like when I eat eggs?"

Listening passively, Fu Chao also laughed secretly in his heart, "Maybe Boss Ma should learn from Sister Dong, put his avatar on the boot screen, and then hang a bust in the store, it shouldn't happen today's oolong." ”

The three of them were still talking and laughing, but the "song and dance performance" on the screen had entered a new stage.

This phone has been unveiled before, and the parameter selling point is not a secret, Atletico just sang a few words and simply brought it, and the focus is obviously on the scene display part. As he walked, the surrounding scenery kept changing, sitting on the sofa to try out the VR function, plugging in the docking station to experience the desktop mode, connecting the charger to observe the fast charging efficiency, taking selfies to feel the intelligent beautification, waking up the voice assistant to nag if it was okay, and passing by the pseudo base station to test the anti-harassment ability......

After all these were shown, Atletico suddenly threw up the mobile phone, and the camera panned upward.

Fu Chao thought that Atletico Madrid was trying to show the mobile phone's ability to resist falling, but the falling mobile phone was grabbed by him, and then he just jumped into the water with a pop. It's just a matter of throwing and picking, he has completed a one-click change, took off his suit shirt, socks, leather shoes, and only has a pair of boxer swim trunks left on his body.

Normally, this is not enough time to take off and change clothes, but there are many ways for photographers to achieve this. So the four people in the store were not too surprised by this, what really surprised them was actually the half-naked figure that briefly stayed in the air when Atletico Madrid jumped. The tall posture, strong pectoral muscles, conspicuous abdominal muscles, and strong and smooth muscle lines are all eye-catching.

Looking down at his slightly bulging belly, Fu Chao made up his mind for the 34th time: from tomorrow, be a healthy person, exercise in the morning, eat less, go to bed early and get up early.

Then he was attracted by the exclamation next to him, and looked at the screen along the line of sight of others, only to see that the swimming pool just now had turned into a lively seabed full of coral anemones, fish and crabs, and Atletico Madrid was swimming in the water while taking pictures with his mobile phone, filling the blank area of the memory card with this magnificent and magical underwater world.

Fu Chao nodded, this paragraph is obviously showing off the IP67-level waterproof performance of the Bee 7A, as well as the pressure-sensitive home button. The capacitive touch screen fails when wet, but the built-in pressure sensing function of the home button can still work, providing users with brief functions such as shutter, camera, and return.

"Hehe, it's estimated that it's another 'mobile phone can be waterproof, and it won't be repaired if it enters the water'," Fu Chao muttered quietly.

IP67 waterproof equipment can resist submersion for a certain period of time and a certain water pressure, which usually refers to half an hour and 1.5 meters, and requires a higher rating of IP68 to withstand deeper sea water. And this confrontation is also time-limited, as the water depth increases, the shell loosens, and the seal deteriorates, it may lead to a decrease in waterproofing ability.

The problem is that the same IP68 test standard for mobile phones is much more relaxed than that used for professional underwater photography equipment, only slightly increased on the basis of half an hour and 1.5 meters. Waterproof phones can also be used in water, but they are not as reliable as professional devices. Then there was the so-called "mobile phone can be waterproof, water does not repair", manufacturers while hyping the waterproof performance of their own products, while adding "protection performance may gradually decline with use" in the after-sales agreement. Misuse of the waterproof function may result in damage to the equipment and loss of the warranty".

Seeing that the customer on the other side was still slightly open, he couldn't help but say: "Those fish and corals are fake, they are video special effects added later, this section must have been filmed in the swimming pool, and the bottom of the sea will not be so clean and tidy." ”

"And the equipment requirements for underwater photography are much higher than that of swimming pools, and the depth of a standard pool will not exceed 2 meters, while the depth of the seabed where the reef is located is more than that. Professional equipment is very expensive and troublesome, and it is not something that can be used casually if you have money. ”

"Ahh

The scene they saw was a bit beyond their cognition, and it was reasonable to react like that.

As if in response to Fu Chao's statement, the reef and swimming fish gradually thinned out as Atletico swam forward, revealing the tiled pool bottom and then the pool sidewalls. Grabbing the railing with one hand, Atletico threw the phone into the air again and climbed out of the pool by grabbing the railing.

Only this time, he seemed to have slipped his hand, and he couldn't grasp the dropped phone, only to watch as it fell to the ground by the pool, then bounced off and slid farther away.

"Ahh

"That's acting, he's going to pick up the phone later, and then the phone must be intact," Fu Chao said with a smile, he has seen a lot of this kind of routine. Although this is the first time he has seen this advertisement, he wants to open it.

Sure enough, when Atletico walked over and picked up the phone, he found that the phone was basically intact, but there were some more scratches on the shell.

"Why did the phone in front of me shatter when it fell to the ground?" someone exclaimed.

"Are you serious about the advertising effect?" one of his counter-asks.

"I can't say that, the anti-drop ability of the bee mobile phone is still very good, otherwise I won't continue to give away broken screen insurance," Fu Chao said with a smile: "It's like a potato chip mobile phone, there are too many broken screen machines, and the maintenance company has gone bankrupt." ”

(End of chapter)