Chapter Ninety-Three: Miscellaneous Conversations in the Mountains

Wang Congjun picked out a chopsticks and loofah and put three handfuls of mushrooms in his mouth, and praised: "What I didn't say, just one word, fresh!

Li Junge flipped through the roasted three handfuls of mushrooms and said, "After tasting the taste, you have to take your time, taste it well, don't make your stomach swollen in a few strokes." This is also good, I like the taste of this tea and rosin and mushroom aroma mixed together. ”

Gently dipped in a little salt and pepper, put three handfuls of roasted mushrooms into his mouth, shook his head and said, "Beautiful! It's been a long time since I've been so beautiful." ”

Uncle Mu and Aunt Mu were also very happy to see everyone like this, and Uncle Mu said: "Erpi, why don't we go and put down a few sets tonight, if we can catch a pheasant tomorrow, and then get a pheasant stewed mushroom for everyone to taste?"

Li Junge said: "This time there is no time, I have to go to Lijiagou tomorrow, if I really want to stay in the forest farm to eat, I can't eat enough this month, next time, besides, the two girls came for the first time, Shanzhen has tasted it, and the river has not yet eaten it." ”

Aunt Mu said: "Then tomorrow I will clean up some bacon and preserved game for you, look at a few babies, I haven't eaten these things in the city." ”

Li Junge looked at a few people, regardless of men and women, their heads were about to be buried in the bowl, and said, "Ouch, I'll go, I have to quickly boil some black plum water for them, and I will definitely hold it later." ”

Aunt Mu said: "I know by looking at their dresses that they are from the city, and they have already been burned, and there are few city people who come to the forest farm in August and September who do not eat." ”

Li Junge laughed and said, "By the way, Uncle Mu, I don't see a car on this road, and there are a lot of mountain goods at home, right?"

Uncle Mu said: "Yes, last year's mushrooms, tea oil, bracken, dried bamboo shoots, honey, and a lot of cured meat, the Spring Festival baby did not come back, and our old couple is not very good now. ”

The four people who were eating all raised their heads, and their eyes were shining.

Li Junge laughed and said, "How many are there? Let's see if we can consume it for you." ”

Uncle Mu said: "I have to weigh it to know that last year's things were not sold, and this year's mushroom picking is boring." ”

Li Junge said: "No wonder we picked so much before we finished a forest, it turns out that you are lazy this year." This is not good, I want all your things, hurry up and take advantage of these two months to collect more mushrooms, make dry goods, now that I have a car, I will come to collect them for you when the time comes. ”

Uncle Wood said: "Yo, Piwa, you are out now, driving such a big car, you can still help Uncle Wood ship, you can do it, then I will count it tomorrow, and it would be good to be able to exchange some money." ”

This meal was a little scary, and even Xiaomei and Ren Xiaoqian ate three bowls by themselves, which scared Wang Congjun and Zhu Chaoan.

It was dark early in the mountains, and it was dark after eating, the dim lights were shining in the wooden house, and several people in the city were holding a bowl of black plum water to eat, and Li Junge began to spoil again.

Li Junge said to Uncle Mu: "Uncle Mu, I don't know the situation after a few years, I also pulled a tent in the car, thinking that if there is no one in the forest farm, I will have to set up a tent, but I didn't expect you to maintain the house in the forest farm so well." ”

Uncle Mu said: "I worked in the forest farm when I was a child, and I was reluctant, after returning farmland to the forest, the old guys were scattered, and I was still willing to guard here." ”

Li Junge said: "There are also many dragon gate formations in this old forest, aren't you afraid of your second elder guarding here?"

Uncle Wood said: "I'm used to it, and there's nothing to be afraid of." ”

Li Junge said: "When I was a child, I heard a lot of stories about the old forests of Bifeng Mountain, but now I have almost forgotten them, why don't you tell us a few more? ”

Uncle Mu said: "Hey, it's not all old-fashioned, okay, a few city babies must not have heard of it, so I'll talk about it." ”

"When the forest farm was first built, there were no such good roads, they were all gravel roads, and the task was also heavy, we saw the sky and felling, and the trucks pulled day and night.

One day, the captain led a group of people into the mountains to cut wood, and came to a forest, which was so deep that it was impossible to see the sky when they entered, and a few people didn't care, so they began to cut wood at the edge of the forest.

After a while, a young man wanted to pee, so he walked into the woods for a while, and as soon as he unbuttoned his pants, he felt someone tap him on the shoulder.

When he looked back, he saw that it was the captain, and the captain said to him, 'Boy, why are you peeing here?' ”

The young man didn't think much about what was wrong with the old man's family, so he followed the captain into the forest, and after peeing, the captain said to him: 'I brought steamed buns today, just now there are many people and it is difficult to divide, now there is no one right, let's eat one by one!'

At that time, the life of the family was difficult, it would be good to have steamed buns to eat, the young man was happy to hear it, although the captain has always been very good to him, but he has not been so generous.

After saying thank you, I was about to eat, but suddenly I heard someone outside shouting, 'Wang Ligen, where are you?'

As soon as the young man turned around, he saw that it was the captain who was running towards him with a few people, and then he suddenly felt that something was wrong, if the captain was outside, who was the one who was chatting with him just now?

When he turned around, he found that there was a big blue-faced monkey in front of him, and he was barking his teeth at him.

Wang Ligen was so frightened that he sat on the ground, and the captain rushed over and dragged him into the sun.

Wang Ligen was so frightened that he screamed, and then he saw the captain yelling at him: 'Don't throw away what you have in your hand!'

Wang Ligen found that the thing he was holding in his hand was a sparse lump, and he didn't know what it was, so he quickly let go, and after the thing fell to the ground with a chirp, it drilled into the ground, and disappeared in a few clicks.

Later, I heard the old man who ran the mountain say, the blue-faced monkey is called 'mandrill', and the sparse lump is called 'Tai Sui', if you meet a stranger in the mountain, you will not run the incision of the mountain, and you will want to give you steamed buns to eat, then you must be careful. ”

Li Junge didn't care about Xiaomei and Ren Xiaoqian's faces, laughed and said: "If I don't be afraid, I have seen this mandrill in Yuzhou Zoo, it is a blue-faced baboon, then Tai Sui is estimated to be a hallucinogenic mushroom, which can make people hallucinate, if I meet it, catch it and give it to the country, maybe I can get a big pennant, but it's not fun, let's have another one." ”

Xiaomei suddenly grabbed Zhu Chaoan and said, "Pig worm, I want to go to the toilet, you go with me." ”

Ren Xiaoqian also said: "I will go too, I will go, you will accompany me in the army." ”

Seeing that the four of them had gone out, Uncle Mu said to Li Junge: "Forget about your baby's own damage!

Li Junge snickered: "Isn't this to enhance their daring feelings! Later, when they come back, I will tell a story about the toilet god, and I guess I should prepare a red envelope next year!"

That night, everyone was ready to rest, Li Junge also pretended to let Xiaomei sleep in the same room with Ren Xiaoqian, Wang Congjun and Zhu Chao'an in the same room, and he was fat and slept alone.

Regardless of the whitening faces of the two girls, Li Junge went to sleep by himself.

Early the next morning, Li Junge got up early to breathe fresh air outside the house, and after a while, he saw Xiaomei and Ren Xiaoqian sneaking out of different rooms.

Li Junge jumped over and said, "Yo, what's going on?"

The two of them made a big red face and shouted: "Erpi, you are really bad! I won't be angry if I don't beat you!"

Li Junge laughed and turned around and ran.

After a while, the two washed themselves, and Wang Congjun and Zhu Chaoan came out laughing without seeing their eyebrows.

The two walked up to Li Junge and hugged him: "Brother, brother!"

In the morning, Aunt Mu cooked a big pot of noodles, and filled a big bowl for everyone with yesterday's bacon stewed mushrooms as a topping, and then looked at them with a smile.

Xiaomei and Ren Xiaoqian's faces began to turn red again, and the delicious mushrooms didn't know what they tasted like in their mouths.

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After breakfast, Li Junge cleaned up with Uncle Mu and Aunt Mu.

It's really not young and old, there are 30 catties of tea oil, 50 catties of honey, more than 50 catties of various mushrooms, and a large bucket of chicken fir oil, there are also 30 or 40 catties, and there are two jars of oil and meat, all of which are 30,000 or 40,000 yuan.

Uncle Wood also secretly pulled Li Junge aside, took out an open bottle with a lid tightly wrapped in paper and gave it to Li Junge, and said: "Come, Piwa, Uncle Wood doesn't have any good things, you take these two, and thank you as Uncle Wood." ”

Li Junge lowered his head and opened it to see that there were two abalone-like things, the sides were full of animal hair, and there was an opening in the middle, which was full of purple crystals, so he hurriedly wrapped it in his backpack and said to Uncle Mu: "Uncle, don't get this thing again, if you are caught, you will go to prison." ”

Uncle Wood said: "This is caught in the next condom, this thing is cowardly, and I scared myself to death there, I won't see it die there and not accept it, right?

Li Junge said: "Okay, I'll take these two, but I can't ask for them in vain, this thing is too precious." ”

The two of them talked there for a while.

Uncle Wood was finally annoyed and said, "You just look down on Uncle Wood! Then when Orion comes another day, I'll talk to him and ask him what apprentices he brought!"

Li Junge hurriedly said: "Don't worry, I'll take it, if you need anything in the future, call me directly, I'll drive it up, by the way, the mushrooms will be collected quickly, I will collect as many mushrooms as you and Aunt Mu can get this year!"

A few people said goodbye to Uncle Mu and Aunt Mu and went down the mountain, and now the pig worm didn't even sit in the co-pilot, and sat directly in the back row, letting Xiaomei sit on his lap, and several people talked and laughed in the back.

Li Junge lamented: "The newcomer entered the room, the matchmaker threw over the wall, and there is a single dog here!