Su Yu was still talking nonsense on stage: "It took a lot of effort for me to finally find a job, intern in a foreign trade company, and give me 2,000 yuan a month." Interns, experience is the most important, it doesn't matter if you don't have money, the company is quite formal, insist on going to work, and work hard to earn money. However, Khan didn't take a penny for a month, and gave 2,000 back. ”

Uh, what's going on?

The crowd laughed again.

Su Yu explained: "The company has a rule that you are not allowed to be late for work, and you will be fined 200 for being late once. ”

Hey, such a cheat, the audience laughed.

Su Yu sighed and said: "It's not bad for me to be late, the company is in the southeast fifth ring road, I live in the school, the northwest fifth ring road, and going to work every day is the same as learning from the scriptures, 108,000 miles away." ”

Yo, it's true, the traffic in Yandu is like this, and the students who have interned have a deep experience.

Su Yu hated the traffic in Yandu: "The traffic jam is too strict, how strict is the traffic jam in this big city now, the morning rush hour is from six o'clock in the morning to twelve o'clock in the evening." ”

Haha, it's a peak day.

The audience laughs.

Su Yu sighed: "There is a famous saying that the farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but that you are in the Fifth Ring and I am in the Fifth Ring." The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between the five rings and the five rings, but when the Yandu is hazy, I hold your hand, but I can't see your face. ”

"Poof~"

The audience laughed, the farthest distance in the world was not made by Gege, and he was ridiculed by himself.

But it's hilarious.

Su Yu said: "The traffic is not the most complaining, and the most frustrating thing for young people is the housing prices in Yandu. Hey, how expensive, this developer sells houses for 780,000 square meters at every turn, and I still post 2,000 for a month of internship, how can I afford it. ”

The classmates laughed, and at the same time sighed, staying in Yandu is not to hope to be here for the rest of their lives, but to take advantage of their youth. Work hard here to save money.

Su Yu continued to ridicule the facts: "If I don't buy a house, the little money I earn is not enough to spend! How expensive is the price now, it will cost hundreds of yuan to go to the supermarket to buy something, and it is even more expensive if you want to eat something good, I went to the supermarket that day." If you want to buy a sea bass to eat, the sea bass costs 30 yuan a pound, which is too expensive! But don't say it, there are cheap ones. It's cheap to die, fifteen dollars a pound. But the dead are not fresh. It's too expensive to live. I'm just living like this, it's uncomfortable! What can I do? I pondered it, and I paid attention. ”

The audience listened with a smile.

Su Yu said triumphantly: "I'll wait, I'll wait for this fish to die, if this fish just died, I'll buy it back, it's cheap and fresh, I'll just wait here, I'll wait for death." ”

"Poof~"

The audience laughed again.

Waiting for death is like words. It's waiting for the fish to die.

Su Yu said: "I'm just waiting for the fish to die." After waiting for hours, not a single fish died, I can't wait, I'm afraid I won't be able to consume them. ”

The audience was delighted.

Su Yan raised his sleeves late: "What should I do? As soon as I stretched out my hand, I copied the copy, and I put it in the fish tank, how come there are no dead fish? Why are there no dead fish? No dead fish, no dead fish, no dead fish." I knocked on it, and the waiter next to me couldn't stand it: Mr. is not stunned. ”

The crowd laughed. Such a lack of morality.

Su Yu was discouraged and said: "Then there is no way, who makes me earn less for this job? I want to change jobs, but this is too simple, I guess I won't be able to find a good job in my life." I'm not confident. I suffered setbacks when I was a child, but in fact, I was very smart when I was a child, and my parents had very high expectations for me. So my father enrolled me in an interest class in Olympiad mathematics, but I didn't want to go, so I asked him. My dad lied to me, saying that the Olympiad was just playing table tennis, swimming or something, and I really believed him. ”

The classmates laughed again.

Su Yu said with a bitter face: "On the first day of class, I went in swimming trunks, and the whole class laughed at me for half a year. I can't help but laugh, my academic performance has not been able to go up since then. ”

Hush~

Everyone booed, who didn't know that Su Yu was a scholar, okay?

Su Yu suddenly returned to seriousness, and said seriously: "Students, I came out of the society earlier than you, I know the hardships of society, maybe some students have some feelings after internship, and after graduation, they know that campus love is the purest, after graduation, they know that learning is the most important, after graduation, they know that campus life is the happiest, after graduation, they know that dormitory life is the best, after graduation, they know that the meals in the canteen are the cheapest, and after graduation, they know that going to school is the most wonderful ......."

Su Yu's tone and expression made the hearts of the students sink, and the excitement of breaking free from the cage disappeared bit by bit with Su Yu's sentences, until it was gone.

"Do you know?" Su Yu said loudly: "I haven't been in school for more than two years, I want to come back all the time, what is my alma mater, my alma mater is the place where you can scold it ten or eight times a day, but you don't allow others to scold it." ”

The students were mobilized and very excited, yes, this is the alma mater, no matter how we scold it, we just don't allow others to scold it.

"Youth, blood and love are the themes, for the sake of you, how many people's relationships have been weakened, but as a result, you are gone, and they are gone. Su Yu picked up a microphone on the table.

Music plays.

"Hurry that year

How many times have we said it

Goodbye and then delay

It's a pity who doesn't

Having loved one is not the eloquence of the seven loves"

Su Yu suddenly changed from a man who stood up to the sky to an ordinary boy who seemed to be covered with scars.

It is Yang Feifei's song, a song written by Nian Nujiao to Yang Feifei.

The students quieted down.

"Hurry that year

We hurriedly put down unbearable promises

Only wait for others to cash in

Regardless of the kiss marks

It did not accumulate into a cocoon

Embracing hibernation

also failed to become an immortal again

It's no wonder that this relationship doesn't have time to rehearse repeatedly

It is a time for years of forgiveness and repentance."

This "The Year in a Hurry" is a song that tests singing skills, ordinary singers sing it, it is easy to lose tone, and the singing skills are very exquisite, Yang Feifei does not have Faye Wong's natural voice, and she can't sing her dragonfly, looming, and gentle feeling.

But even so, a few months ago, this song swept the major music charts in Daqin as soon as it came out, and it was very popular and became the first choice for graduates who ate casual meals.

Su Yu sings herself, and her singing skills and details are incomparable to Yang Feifei.

The audience is momentarily stuck in the past, back to before and after the breakup.

In the graduation season, going to stay has become a topic that couples can't avoid.

One party wants to stay in Yandu, one party wants to return to their hometown, or both parties want to return to their respective hometowns, and most of the breakups are endings. (To be continued.) )