Chapter 430: The Fat Drunk Who Jumped to His Death
"Uncle, why do those two fat uncles look exactly the same? They are exactly the same as the other fat uncle I saw the other day. Just as I watched the worldly Jiao resolve the farce of the drunk fat man and was about to check out and leave, Yang Yang opposite me pointed to another fat man who was still sleeping on the table and asked.
"Oh, they're supposed to be twins, so they'll look exactly the same. There are triplets, quadruplets, and at most octaplets. If you see three people who look exactly the same on the road one day, they must be triplets. I replied casually.
It's just that when I suddenly remembered that Yang Yang had just mentioned another fat uncle who was exactly the same as the other day before, I asked with some curiosity: "Oh? Have you seen this fat uncle a few days ago?"
"Yang Yang has not seen these two fat uncles, but another fat uncle who is exactly the same. Could it be that they are triplets?" Yang Yang said in a very confident tone.
"This ...... How can you be so sure that the fat uncle you met the other day is not one of these two fat uncles?
"Because the fat uncle that Yangyang saw a few days ago is dead. How could he eat here? Could it be that he can't die like Yang Yang?" Yang Yang said with a tone of surprise that was even more surprised than I was.
"What? He's dead! Are you really right?" I asked, skeptically.
"Well, that's right, he's dead. When I met that fat uncle the other day, he was drunk on the roof alone, and after seeing me jump from the roof, he jumped down with him. Because I knew that I couldn't die by jumping, so when I was bored, I found a high place and climbed to the top of the building to jump off the building to play. When I got up from the ground, the fat uncle also fell to the ground and bled a lot. I was so frightened that I turned around and ran to the neighborhood to find an adult to save him, but unfortunately a lot of police uncles and nurse sisters came and carried the fat uncle away with a white cloth. I heard from the adults around me that the fat uncle fell to his death. Yang Yang was sad when he heard this, uncle, did you say that Yang Yang killed that fat uncle? But how did Yang Yang know that he would jump off the building like Yang Yang. Yang Yang replied with great certainty.
After mentioning that the fat uncle jumped off the building and fell to his death, his little face was full of grievances and self-blame.
Listening to Yang Yang say it with such certainty, I suddenly realized that it was possible that he was telling the truth.
That means that there really is a person who looks exactly like the fat drunks of these two brothers, that is, this is actually a triplet brother.
It's just that if that's really the case, I know it's hard for me to verify.
As for Yangyang's idea of jumping off the building to play when he was fine, it also made me cry and laugh, but I can still understand him.
After all, he is only five years old, and unfortunately he lost his parents at a young age, and since then there has been no one around to discipline him, and he is at the age of playfulness and ignorance, how can he be viewed with common sense.
Besides, he has special functions, he is a child who can't die no matter how he tosses, and he is a rare immortal body, jumping off the building to play is undoubtedly looking for death for other children, but it is just a piece of cake for him, and what is there to make a fuss about.
"How can I blame you for this. It was he who was drunk himself and did such a foolish thing, and it has nothing to do with you. You can also see, isn't that fat man so drunk that he believes what the person in his dream says? So you don't have to blame yourself. It's just that you promised your uncle that you will never use jumping off a building as a game in the future, okay?Unless you are surrounded by some children with special abilities like you, you can't do such dangerous things again?" I gently touched Yang Yang's head and whispered to comfort him.
"Oh, okay, uncle, Yangyang promises you. Yang Yang replied obediently.
"Yang Yang is really good, then uncle will take you out of here and go to the riverside to have a party, by the way, wait for an aunt to pick us up and go to the Dragon Group, which is your future home." I pinched Yangyang's little nose and complimented.
"Yes, uncle. Why don't you take me to the riverside now? I haven't played in a long time. Yang Yang pleaded impatiently.
"Then you sit down and drink some sour plum soup, wait a while, uncle, I'll settle the account and come back soon." I said yes and got up and walked to the cash register.
Because of the drunken fat man just now, many guests also lost the interest in eating, so they all paid one after another and left the food stalls, so at the moment there was a long queue at the cash register, in order to avoid Yang Yang and me queuing up too tired, so I asked him to continue to sit and drink some drinks, obediently waiting for me to come back.
When I came to the back of the line at the cash register, I took out my phone and looked at it, and found that it was half past nine in the evening. In other words, I have been in this food stall for three hours before I know it.
The main thing is that after I finish eating, I pass the time while drinking and recalling the stories in those comics.
However, for me, it's still early, and I'm not in a hurry to check out, just wait slowly, because I estimate that when I go to the river with Yangyang, I will have to wait at least two or three hours before the spider banshee from the dragon group will appear.
I remember the last time she appeared in the KTV room, it was after midnight, so I think they usually like to go out late at night to run errands, presumably to avoid being easily discovered by ordinary mortals in the sun during the day.
In order to pass the boring time of waiting for the checkout, I opened the QQ on my mobile phone and looked at it.
Since many people are playing WeChat now, QQ has become very deserted, and there are hardly any messages and messages.
And I don't know why I always don't like to use WeChat, I always feel that whether it is expressions, or space publishing and other functions, QQ is easier to use than WeChat, and it is much more pleasing to the eye.
So much so that I rarely open WeChat to check messages, and use Moments, it seems that some things are used to and I don't want to change them.
It's like I'm the same in terms of feelings, sometimes when I see the entangled plots of a man and several women at the same time in those movies and television, or novels, I am very disgusted and repulsed, and I just give up the idea of watching it.
In my eyes, I feel that the man has no bottom line and assertiveness, and he seems to be surrounded by beautiful women, but in the end he feels emptier than anyone else.
And this seemingly full sense of emptiness is often the most difficult to comfort lonely experience in this world.
I know that in my bones I just like that kind of life from the beginning, just like now, I have my wife An and Princess Anhe, although she is just a ghost princess in the underworld, she is the only one in my heart for eternity, and this will never change.
Just as I was staring at the screen of my phone without any QQ messages, casually scrolling through other friends' spaces, a new QQ message popped up.
When I looked at the title of the message, it turned out to be a reminder that the application for the same city group failed, and I remembered that the day before yesterday I specially applied for a group of the same city called "The Horse Master of the Underworld", but I didn't expect it to be approved.
However, this is also reasonable, after all, there are many people in the same city group who submit applications every day, and only a few can really pass.
It's just that I still clicked on this message to see the reason for the failure of the application, but when I saw it, I was dumbfounded.
Because the reason why my application was not approved was because I had already registered a group of people in the same city called "Hades and Horses", but it was later disbanded.
So the system suggested that I could try to restore the group. As long as there are still members in that group, and the disbandment has not been more than five years, there is still hope that the group will be restored.
After seeing this news, I was also surprised, thinking that I had never registered the group of "Master of the Underworld", why did they all disband.
But soon I reacted again, since I can all come from the future time and space, then I have not created a group of "Underworld Horse Lord" in the past, it does not mean that I have not successfully created it in the future.
It's just that the question arises again, that is, the group created by the future space-time, why did I go back to four years ago, and the system actually rejected my application in this name, doesn't that mean that this system actually contains the group data of the future space-time?
How is this possible? It is possible for people to travel back to the past with the memories of future time and space, but this QQ group system is not a human being, how can it also travel through time and space to change the database of past time and space?
With this hint of doubt, I decided to consult QQ online customer service to see what was going on.
When I log in to the QQ online consulting service official account, there are two options, one is intelligent robot customer service, and there is manual customer service, and the system prompts that if it is a simple question, you can choose to consult the intelligent robot customer service representative, usually no need to queue, and the speed is much faster.
However, if it is a more complex problem, it is recommended to choose a human customer service representative directly, but you need to be patient. Even friendly reminders may have a longer waiting time.
I thought about it for a moment and felt that my question was definitely not a regular question that a robot agent could answer, so I clicked on a human agent without hesitation.
Anyway, I'm waiting in line for checkout at the moment, which is to pass the time, so I have the patience to wait for the human customer service to serve me.
After clicking on the option of a human service representative, the screen showed that I was ranked thirteen thousand eight hundred and fifty-two, and the estimated wait time was three hours.
Suddenly I was a little speechless, thinking that this is also an exaggeration, I actually had to wait in line for three hours with my mobile phone to enjoy the service of a human customer service representative.
I thought about it and thought that it would be forgotten, and I would toss this matter when I had time another day, anyway, this group of things is not in a hurry.
Just when I was about to quit this consulting service official account, a new prompt appeared, which read: Just now the system detected that you are a super VIP member, if you want to get the service of a human customer service representative first, just choose the paid consultation option, and then pay five yuan, you can quickly connect to the human customer service representative within three minutes.
I thought it was worth it to spend five dollars and not have to wait in line for three hours, so I quickly clicked on the paid consultation entrance option.
After paying the five yuan without hesitation, about two minutes or so, I saw a friendly smiling face flashing, and a sentence quickly appeared on my screen: Dear, I am the customer service representative Sasha, can I help you?
I thought about it and typed: Can I restore the group that I once disbanded in the future plane?
After sending this message, I also felt crazy to ask such a ridiculous question, wasting five dollars to nothing, but it would be embarrassing to be laughed at by the customer service representative.
However, when I saw the customer service representative Sasha replying to my message, I was suddenly pleasantly surprised......