Chapter 429: A vexatious drunkard
When I admired the lovely food appearance of Yangyang, who ate with relish, I took a big sip of beer, and once again reviewed the comic story drawn by the proprietress of this food stall on the surrounding wall, I was also deeply moved.
I know that the reason why the comic strips and text on the walls of Princess Sejiao's food stall are so popular is because the story of Princess Sejiao is so absurd and far beyond everyone's expectations.
That kind of experience of ups and downs, joys and sorrows, has an indescribable magic that touches the hearts of every reader.
To be honest, when I was a mortal, after reading these cartoons, I deeply sighed that her imagination was very comparable, and I couldn't understand why a girl less than twenty years old could write such an incredible legend.
But now that I am no longer a mortal, I have personally experienced many life and death experiences that I didn't dare to imagine before, and after reviewing the comics of Princess Shijiao that I had read again, I suddenly understood that the story she told in the comics was by no means something that mortals in the yang world could write by imagination.
Because I always felt that this was not some fantasy comic story, but a legendary, a real experience narrated by a living person.
It's just that the plot described in it is by no means something that can happen in the yang world, so everyone treats it as a mythological story.
In addition, the earthly Jiao deliberately uses comics to express it, and under the effect of childlike innocence, it will guide readers not to associate things in real life, and preconceived imagination as a magical story in a simple comic book.
From this, I came to a bold idea, that is, the proprietress of this food stall is very likely to be someone who has traveled through time and space like me, but I am not sure whether she is from the future or from the past.
I even suspect that there may be something else going on in her so-called unfortunate life, as well as the fact that her parents disappeared for no reason, that her family was in the middle of the road, that she became a beggar, and that she refused to allow all her relatives and friends to help her.
Maybe it's just to cover up her eyes and ears in order to hide her true purpose.
As for her true identity and the reason for coming to the Yang Realm, I'm afraid only she knows.
"Boom la la ......" Just as I was immersed in those comic stories, rambling on my mind, I was interrupted by a crisp and piercing sound of glass shattering.
Suddenly, the originally noisy and noisy restaurant became silent, and everyone's eyes were attracted by the direction of the sound of broken glass.
I instinctively glanced at Yang Yang first, and only after making sure he was safe and sound did I glance in the direction that everyone had been looking at.
I saw an obese man with acne on his face, his eyes were red, his face was fierce, and he was shirtless, standing there, carrying a bottle of beer that had been smashed and only had a sharp mouth left, and scanned the entire food stall menacingly.
As if he was looking for an enemy, looking at his posture, it seemed that once he saw that enemy, he would not hesitate to stab the beer bottle in his hand at the opponent's vital place.
There were also heavy tattoos on his body, and those patterns looked like a black skeleton, and at first glance, it was a bit like seeing through his body.
It's just that this black and thin skeleton and his fat appearance don't seem to be in harmony, giving people a very funny feeling.
But for him who is eyeing the murder weapon at the moment, no one can laugh, and for most of the guests who never cause trouble, it is more of a fear.
At the same table with him was an identical fat man, with the same tattoos, and the same appearance, except that the fat man was lying on the table at the moment, as if he was asleep.
As the fat man's gaze swept away, many guests instinctively lowered their heads, obviously avoiding looking at this kind of person, lest the other party have nothing to find fault with, and the unlucky one is himself.
After all, some unreasonable and sensitive people will think that the other party is despising him or provoking him because of who looks at him, and hysterically fights the other party.
Especially drunk people, the probability of doing such a ridiculous thing is very high.
So this sudden change also shocked most of the people in the food stalls, although a small number of people were not afraid of such a scene, but they did not speak, just stared at this fat man who was inexplicably angry with some annoyance, wanting to see what kind of nerves he had.
Even the crowd of people coming and going outside the food stalls were curiously looking into the store, and it was obvious that the sound just now had caught their attention.
After looking around the entire food stall, maybe he didn't find the person he was looking for, the fat man was a little unwilling, pointed at the mortal Jiao who was staring at him suspiciously not far away with the broken beer bottle in his hand, and shouted frantically: "Are you ...... Boss...... Pander to...... What is the mother's dust...... Shijiao, right? Hurry up...... To give...... Pander to...... Come here!"
It's just that the voice of his voice is a big tongue when I hear it, and he speaks indistinctly, obviously drunk.
Hearing him speak, there was a faint boo in the entire food stall, and they all understood that this was just a drunkard's trouble.
I immediately felt very disappointed, after all, I was happy to eat, and I was so disturbed by him that no one was interested in continuing to eat.
At the same time, I was also worried about the single and weak boss lady Shijiao, how could a weak woman fight such a fierce fat man with a murder weapon in her hand.
Now this vexatious fat man is going to be unlucky, and everyone thinks that this time the worldly Jiao is going to be unlucky.
When I saw the mortal Jiao walking towards the fat man generously, some of them were timid, they all lowered their heads, or blocked their eyes with their hands, obviously not optimistic about the mortal Jiao, and always felt that there would be an extremely bloody scene next.
But I wasn't worried at all, because I always felt that it would be this fat man who was unlucky for a while.
"I'm the person in charge of this food stall, is there anything I can do to help you?" asked with a smile when she came to the fat man about a meter or so without humility or arrogance.
Judging from her words and deeds, there was no sign of any fear in her, as if she was not a vicious drunkard, but a new guest.
"Are you...... Why...... Are our brothers' bones black?...... "The fat man asked, pointing to the tattoo of his black bones, and angrily.
"Hahaha......" Hearing the words of this drunk, laughter broke out in the food stalls.
I think this fat drunkard is not terrible, but very cute, that is, he actually drinks and gets drunk to the point of taking his tattoo seriously.
Even the earthly Jiao couldn't help laughing, obviously speechless when she encountered such a strange drunk.
"Hello sir, there is absolutely no problem with the sake in our shop. You must be mistaken. In this way, you two brothers will treat you to eat today, you don't have to pay, and I can ask someone to send you to the hotel opposite, and then give you two a room for free, and get a good night's sleep, and wait until tomorrow morning if you still think that there is a problem with our wine, we will let you dispose of it, do you think this is okay?"
After listening to the words of mortal Shijiao, the customers in the store also looked at her with admiration, and felt that she was indeed very good at dealing with this kind of thorny problem, which made people have to be convinced.
"Misunderstanding? What...... Perhaps? In the dream just now, someone actually said it...... Tell me. I wasn't ...... at first Believe, and he called me stupid. That's why I smashed the beer bottle and tried to beat him up. I didn't expect him to be gone when I woke up, and when I saw that my bones were really black, then ...... It means that he didn't lie to me. If you don't believe me, you can find him and confront him face to face. You can't be trying to deny it and deliberately hide him, are you?" the fat drunken man still held his opinion with his tongue wide open.
"Hahaha......" Hearing the fat drunk say this, everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter again, and they all felt that this was impossible.
I also feel that this drunk fat man is really too drunk, and he actually takes what the person in the dream says seriously, he is simply a super strange drunkard.
actually thinks that the worldly Jiao has hidden the people he met in his dreams, which is undoubtedly a ridiculous statement.
"Sir, since the man you just met appeared in a dream, and you wake up now, of course you can't find him? Otherwise, why don't you find someone to help you and your brother go to the opposite hotel to continue dreaming? What do you think?" said the mortal coquettish, smiling, and following the meaning of the drunken fat man.
"yes, why didn't I ...... Come to think of it. Then me and my brother...... I'm waiting for you in my dreams? ...... Then send me to the opposite hotel to continue dreaming, do you remember to send someone to send my brother over? By the way, I still have to take this bottle to my dreams, in case that grandson calls me stupid again, I will poke him with this. The drunken fat man said in a tone of sudden realization.
After saying that, the drunken fat man took the broken beer bottle and staggered towards the door.
"Hahaha......" The guests in the food stall laughed crookedly again.
"Don't worry, sir, I'll see you in my dreams. Will you go slowly?" looked at the back of the drunken fat man and coaxed helplessly.
Then he turned to a nearby waiter and said, "Please help these brothers to the Hongyun Hotel opposite, open another standard room, and take care of them to sleep, and then you can come back to work." As for the room money, I told the hotel manager Wang that I would go to settle the bill in person tomorrow. ”
"Okay, Sister Shijiao, don't worry. The young waiter readily agreed, and turned after him.
Subsequently, in the midst of laughter in the food stalls, the excitement just now resumed again.
Just as I was about to check out and leave the food stall, I didn't expect another surprising thing to happen......