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After a burden was thrown out, the field really warmed up.

This is Su Qi's strength, after eating so many cross talk skill experience books, he has reached the peak.

But this is obviously just the beginning, and the high-energy ones are still to come.

Before the case.

Yang Hao stretched out his hand and touched Su Qi, and corrected: "What kind of vegetable seller?

Su Qi argued, "I saw that they were messing around, I really thought they were selling vegetables." ”

Yang Hao said: "It's not like words, that's called an artist!"

Su Qidao: "Artist? I know, people often say that I am an artist." ”

Yang Hao accosted: "Really? ”

Su Qi got serious: "Don't say goodbye, don't mention artists, I don't want to be an artist in this life and this life." ”

Yang Hao was puzzled: "What's the matter, can this artist still eat you?"

Su Qi stretched out a finger: "In an industry, it is great to have an artist in a hundred years, what is an artist? ”

Yang Hao nodded, "That's the case." ”

The audience also listened quietly, feeling that what was said made some sense.

Su Qi's words changed: "But if you look at it now, there are too many artists, just like mushrooms after the rain, as long as it rains, it will flow along the wall root alley, like dog pee." ”

As he spoke, he deliberately separated his two fingers and gestured for a while.

The audience below was stunned for a moment, and then they all reacted, this is satirizing the current artists, and if I remember correctly, in Zeng Yiyun's cross talk just now, as soon as those old cross talk actors appeared, the first sentence was 'We are all artists in the cross talk world', and they also used this sentence to suppress Su Qilai, but I didn't expect Su Qi to think of a way to satirize them so quickly.

Many people secretly gave a thumbs up and praised Su Qi's wit.

Background.

Zeng Yiyun's lounge.

Everyone listened to Su Qi's cross talk, and their faces turned purple with anger.

A cross talk actor stood up suddenly, "Nonsense, this Su Qi is really open-mouthed!"

Other cross talk actors also echoed it.

"That's it, we're really doing the right thing to expel this kind of person from the cross talk world!"

"I really don't have quality, this is the Spring Festival Gala, and I even said such a thing as dog pee?"

"Vulgar!"

Dog urine moss is a poisonous mushroom that grows in the corner of a stinky wall or on dry dung, and Su Qi took it out here, obviously sarcastically mocking them.

Everyone was angry, and someone posted on Weibo to reprimand: "Su Qi's cross talk is a work of three vulgarities, vulgar, kitsch, and vulgar!"

After netizens saw it, they all laughed unabashedly.

"Haha, these 'artists' are starting to get angry!"

"Pay attention to the image!

"What Su Qi said is so good, you should scold them!"

looked at the Weibo that was sent out, not only did it not have an effect, but also attracted a lot of abuse, and the hands of the cross talk actor trembled.

"Let's see, what have these netizens been brought into by Su Qi? vulgar!"

Zhuge Qing clenched his fists and said, "Brothers, don't worry, I'll see how long he can scream." ”

Reception desk.

Su Qi is still talking.

"Actually, I don't blame them, now the threshold for artists is also low, I heard that there is a new rule in the cross talk industry, as long as the actors are over fifty years old, they are artists. ”

Yang Hao nodded: "There is such a rule." ”

Su Qi sighed: "Hu Lai, the spittoon in the Tang Dynasty was also used to hold urine, I haven't heard that I have been playing tricks for the first forty-nine years, and I will become an artist after my fiftieth birthday, do the people know that they can be happy?"

Yang Hao responded and said: "That's not a rule. ”

Su Qi said: "So, in order to prevent this kind of thing from happening, I gave you an idea for my colleagues in the cross talk industry." ”

Yang Hao was curious: "Tell me." ”

Su Qi smiled, "This method is also simple, everyone will live until the age of forty-nine, and hang yourself directly when you reach fifty!"

Yang Hao's eyes widened, "What are you doing? Besides, don't you put yourself in it!"

Su Qi glanced at him: "You think too much, we have already removed the name of the cross talk world, and you don't have a chance to have this treatment." ”

Yang Hao was stunned: "...... That's just as well. ”

Su Qi arched his hand to the camera: "Then I wish all my colleagues in the cross talk industry a long life of forty-nine years old!"

Forty-nine years old?

Seeing Su Qisha's appearance, many viewers squirted out directly.

Netizens laughed even more.

Zeng Yiyun and the others needless to say, the expression was almost up and slashing Su Qi twice!

Why can you only live to be forty-nine years old? Those who co-author cross talk can't die well? Su Qi, you are too lacking in morality!

"Professor Su is too ruthless, this is directly damning the entire cross talk world!"

"Who let the cross talk world be unkind and unjust first? I don't think there's anything wrong with it!"

"It's so refreshing to hear, Professor Su is also bold, and he dares to say this in the Spring Festival Gala. ”

"It's so interesting!"

The audience received rave reviews, and they all felt that this cross talk was exciting.

And in the video room, the chief director Liu Shuwei is no longer hopeful, let him go!

Anyway, it's already a big deal, no matter what, the Spring Festival Gala will continue to be broadcast, he can't stop it now, and he is not qualified to interfere, this is a personal grudge between the cross talk world and Su Qi, how can I care about it?

The leader will definitely blame him later, but he doesn't know how to deal with it.

But that's all for later, so let's honestly look at the present.

After all, the Spring Festival Gala is not over yet, and the audience is still waiting for the New Year's Eve.

On the stage.

Su Qi continued: "So, these unwritten rules, we must put an end to them!"

Yang Hao answered: "It has to be put an end to." ”

Su Qi hated and said, "This is vulgar!"

Yang Hao was stunned: "Vulgar?"

Su Qidao: "That's right, it's not only vulgar, but also vulgar and kitsch!"

Yang Hao was stunned, "What you're talking about are the three vulgarities, right?"

Su Qi nodded: "That's right, it's the three customs, I hate the three customs the most." ”

Yang Haohu was suspicious: "Hate like this?"

Su Qi said indignantly: "I just want to return a clear sky in the cross talk world!"

Yang Hao asked rhetorically, "Are you so kind?"

Audience: "Hahahaha!"

Su Qi glared: "Why can't I be kind? What is cross talk? Cross talk is an elegant art! It has been passed down from generation to generation by our ancestors, do you know why the famous cross talk actor Zeng Yiyun said cross talk is so good?"

Without waiting for Yang Hao to answer, Su Qi followed again, "I didn't have time to think about it." ”

"Hi. Yang Hao flicked his sleeves.

Su Qiwei said: "But I often think, why are many famous cross talk artists saying cross talk well? There is a cross talk master, named Yu Ming, who is fifty-two years old. ”

Yang Hao stretched out his five fingers: "Fifty-two is old?"

Su Qi explained: "Of course, forty-nine is a hurdle. ”

Yang Hao sighed, "That's the same." ”

Offstage.

Yu Ming, who scolded Su Qi the most at the beginning, heard Su Qi say that his whole face tightened, for fear that Su Qi would say something terrible.

But Su Qi was obviously lazy, and the conversation changed again: "Teacher Yu Ming said that cross talk is good, because his father is talking about cross talk." ”

Yang Hao nodded.

Su Qi continued: "There is also a master in the cross talk world, named Huang Qifan, fifty-one years old, ...... at the age of fifty-one."

"Hey, you can stop. Yang Hao stopped and pointed backstage: "Listen to the audience." ”

"Phew—"

The audience began to heckle.

Huang Qifan saw that the topic had shifted to himself, and he also snorted heavily.

Su Qi continued: "Why can Mr. Huang Qifan and Huang say cross talk so well? ”

Yang Hao nodded: "Well, I have been cultivated since childhood." ”

Su Qi suddenly smiled and said, "Then why did Zeng Yiyun say good cross talk?"

"His father is talking about cross talk!" Yang Hao said directly.

Su Qi waved his hand, "I guessed wrong, his father listened to cross talk!"

After saying this, he stared at the audience vigorously.

Everyone reacted immediately, and then collectively laughed, picking up a father for no reason, who is not happy?

Yang Hao knocked on the case, "The co-author is waiting here." ”

"Hahahaha!"

The audience laughed constantly.

In fact, some of the viewers of the Spring Festival Gala are actors arranged in advance, after all, the Spring Festival Gala is broadcast live across the country, a very rigorous program, and usually these viewers listen to the orders issued on the spot, when to applaud and when not to applaud.

But there is no way now, the cross talk that Su Qi said is too interesting, and anyone can see that so far, this Spring Festival Gala has collapsed in its entirety, and everyone can't bear to laugh and really feel uncomfortable, so they simply let it go.

Su Qi was stunned on stage, and Zeng Yiyun's face was naturally not good-looking.

But this is retribution, you took turns to scold, scolded coolly, and now you have to return them one by one!

Su Qike doesn't care so much, when you said that you were an artist, I started scolding as an artist, and then said that I was vulgar, so I won't be vulgar to show you.

Indeed, when Su Qiming looks at it, he is praising cross talk, how elegant and sacred, but in fact, everyone understands that this is simply ironic.

Stage.

Looking at the laughter below, Yang Hao continued: "Why do I sound so awkward about what you say?"

Su Qi corrected: "It's not awkward at all. ”

Yang Hao said: "Isn't it awkward?"

Su Qi said: "If you can hear something else, it's your heart." ”

Yang Hao pointed to his heart: "What's good for me in my heart?"

Su Qi looked disgusted: "Dirty, shameless, and indiscriminate." ”

Yang Hao scratched his head: "Yes...... Do you feel that way?"

"Hahahaha!"

The audience is already laughing!

Su Qi's trick was good enough, after scolding Zeng Yiyun, he hugged him back, and specially stated that I didn't scold him, if you think you scolded him, it's your own problem.

It's like scolding someone for being stupid, and then telling people that you don't think too much, I'm praising you for being honest, if you think about it too much, that is, your heart is too dirty, and you are dirty.

The audience couldn't hold back their laughter and couldn't breathe their laughter.

Zeng Yiyun's face was extremely gloomy, if you look closely, you can also find that his hands on the chair are trembling, obviously angry!

Su Qi had only said half of this cross talk, and the lethality was exposed, and the damage to people was as terrifying as a nuclear weapon.

You can't find a reason to refute it, so you can only listen and listen.

And those old-timers in the cross talk industry didn't know that Su Qizui was so strong, and now one is counted as one, they are all dumbfounded!