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Netizens applauded.

"Professor Su's cross talk is exciting!"

"It's so enjoyable. ”

"If you don't adapt to the water and soil, you will obey Su Qi. ”

"Zeng Yiyun is really relieved, it is estimated that he is now blindfolded. ”

"I used to think that scolding was a very simple thing, but it wasn't until I met Professor Su that I realized that scolding is also an art!"

"Yes, this scolding is too level!"

"And Professor Su's cross talk is really good, it feels better than his songs!"

"Haha, this year, happy!"

Whether it's Weibo, forums, or post bars, it's a boiling scene.

Everyone is praising Su Qi's cross talk, and they all say that Zeng Yiyun is the first person in today's cross talk industry, but compared with Su Qi, the level is more than one notch behind, from rhythm to humor, which is stronger and which is weaker, and the judgment is made.

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The show continues.

I saw Su Qi say slowly: "Everyone has to adjust their mentality, cross talk, the art of the nation." ”

Yang Hao accosted, "That's right. ”

This is a compliment, nothing too much of a problem.

But Su Qi's next sentence changed sharply: "We want to attack the ugly, Huoxiang is righteous!"

Yang Hao hurriedly corrected: "What's wrong with you suffering from heat stroke? What kind of Huoxiang righteousness, that's called promoting righteousness!"

"Hahahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Su Qi joked: "Yes, promote righteousness, everyone likes it, it is a kind of folk poetry." ”

Yang Hao said: "How did this become poetry again?"

Su Qi smiled: "Acura praises the lives of the people." ”

Yang Hao nodded, "That's right." ”

Su Qi said again: "So I hope you can ...... Gang beating!"

Group fighting?

The audience was stunned for a moment, and then they couldn't help but laugh.

Yang Hao hurriedly stopped: "What about you fighting in a group?"

Su Qi explained: "I mean, a group of cross talk actors came to sing the praise, referred to as group fighting. ”

"Then it's called Quan Acura ......" Yang Hao just wanted to agree, but halfway through his words, he frowned again, "Why are you so awkward, what you say?!"

Su Qizheng said: "It's to promote righteousness, and praise the good people and good deeds of our people." ”

Yang Hao nodded: "This is what we should say." ”

……

Offstage.

This burden was thrown out, and many cross talk actors looked even more ugly.

Acura?

Group fighting?

Do you want a group of cross talk actors to fight in groups?

What do you mean?

On the surface, it looks like praise for cross talk, but in fact, no matter how you listen to it, you are scolding them!

A cross talk lover only smacked his lips when he heard this, "Gao Ming, this trick is too clever in this later life." ”

Su Qi took retreat as advance, first lost all the cross talk actors, and then Yang Hao was responsible for pulling the topic back, pretending to maintain the reputation of cross talk, and the two sang and harmonized, playing the method of irony superbly.

Those old-timers in the cross talk industry are also beginning to feel that things are tricky.

……

On the stage.

Su Qi said unhurriedly: "Everyone will sing more praises in the future, I usually like to write some poems to praise you." ”

Yang Hao was pleasantly surprised: "Do you still like to create?"

Su Qi was modest: "It's not very mature. ”

"Oh, is there a work for that?"

Su Qi nodded, "There is a small work." ”

Yang Hao: "You can talk about it." ”

"Okay, please advise. ”

I saw that Su Qi cleared his throat, his voice suddenly cheered up, and he recited: "The sky in Xuanwu is a sunny day, and the people of Tongzhou like it so much, looking at Fengtai and shouting: I love you...... Haidian!"

The names of the districts and counties in the capital that Su Qi said were all from his mouth, and as soon as they came out of his mouth, the taste became very strange, especially when the audience saw his serious thoughts, they immediately laughed and turned back and forth.

Yang Hao slapped the table and shouted: "What kind of mess, don't you usually go into the city?"

Su Qi pretended to be stupid: "What do you mean?"

Yang Hao glared: "What do you mean, you are wandering around the suburbs, the king of the suburbs?"

Su Qi smacked his lips and pointed at him: "It's really annoying." ”

The audience laughed.

The king of suburban counties?

Hey, what's this?

Why are these two so talented?

Su Qiyu grew up in earnest, "Haven't you realized the meaning of such a poem?"

Yang Hao was puzzled: "What can this mean?"

Su Qi looked serious: "It is educational, and it praises the close cooperation between the people of the capital and the counties of various districts." ”

Yang Hao: "I didn't hear it. ”

Su Qi: "It embodies the happy life of the people. ”

Yang Hao: "Really?"

Su Qiyue said more and more: "There is also the Olympic Games." ”

Yang Hao: "Huh?"

Su Qi: "Support the Fifth Ring Road to build big cars, and pay close attention to Zhuge Qing's heritage!"

Yang Hao glared, "What a mess this is!"

"Phew—"

The audience booed!

In the background.

Zeng Yiyun opened his mouth, and the old cross talk actors were also stunned!

You recite poems, you recite poems, and you welcome the Olympic Games? You still support the repair of big cars? You also pay close attention to Zhuge Qing's legacy? What is this? Pull a rake, I think you did it on purpose, right?!

Zhuge Qing is not dead yet!

Inside and outside the venue, many cross talk actors were embarrassed.

There are few people in the world who dare to damage Zhuge Qing like this in public!

Su Qi, why did he dare to say it?

Many cross talk actors in Qingyun Pavilion began to scold.

"Shameless!

"What a vulgar person!"

"This kind of person is not worthy of being a public figure!"

They put on a look of deep hatred one by one, but they didn't think that when they collectively criticized Su Qi, they were also like this, and it would be even uglier!

As Zhuge Qing himself, who was ridiculed, naturally he didn't have a good face, and sat there staring coldly at the TV.

on the screen.

Su Qi emphasized: "Remember, to be an actor is to serve the people. ”

Yang Hao nodded, "We know this." ”

Su Qi: "Be elegant!"

Yang Hao: "Elegant?"

Su Qi said loudly: "That's right, you have to go to the "stool" times!"

Yang Hao corrected: "What are you on the "stool" times? If you fall again, it is called a high grade!"

Su Qi waved his hand, "It's not okay to be fooled, just once." ”

Yang Hao rolled his eyes: "Your culture is too bad." ”

Su Qi continued to gush: "You have to remember, don't treat yourself as a cross talk artist. ”

Yang Hao was puzzled: "Aren't we actors?"

Su Qi patted him on the shoulder, "You're a teacher." ”

Yang Hao blinked, "I?teacher?"

"That's right. Su Qi affirmed: "Not only a teacher, but also an elegant artist." ”

Yang Hao complained, "Is there an artist still talking about it? That's a beast, right?"

In the audience, the audience immediately laughed when they mentioned the stalk of the artist again.

In the backstage lounge.

The room full of old artists were dumbfounded.

Why is this coming back to us?

Can't we be artists anymore?

Su Qi, you're a loss!

This group of people together is hundreds of years old, and Su Qi is stunned to scold like a child.

Tabletop.

Su Qi pointed to the audience in front of him: "You don't care if these thousands of people are happy, as long as you educate him and make him cry bitterly, you will succeed!"

Yang Hao was stunned: "If you cry, you will succeed?"

Su Qi nodded and imparted his experience: "An excellent cross talk actor must educate people and be anti-vulgar!"

Yang Haohu doubted: "Now cross talk actors have to educate people, and they have to go against the three customs?"

Su Qi said, "Don't you know?"

Yang Hao shook his head: "I don't know." ”

Su Qi sighed: "Then you let the carriage of the times be abandoned!"

The carriage of the times?

Looking at Su Qi's serious appearance, the audience covered their mouths with joy!

I've never seen anyone describe it like that!

Yang Hao hurriedly retorted: "Your era is too slow. ”

Su Qi looked disdainful: "You don't care if you're slow or not, you don't even know how to be anti-vulgar, don't you usually go to the song hall to wash your hair?"

Yang Hao rolled his eyes: "I'll go there! Is there any vulgarity or anti-vulgarity there?"

Su Qi said angrily: "One meaning!"

Audience: "Hahahaha!"

Yang Hao hurriedly stopped: "I haven't heard of it, where is the meaning?"

Su Qi changed the topic: "Anyway, it's against the three customs! Looking from the earth to the moon, the first thing you see is the Great Wall, and the second glance you can see our group of people here against the three customs." ”

Yang Hao said: "Why are you making such a big fuss?"

Su Qi looked at him: "Don't you know? Then you have to study." ”

Yang Hao: "Tell me." ”

Su Qi: "As the saying goes, humility makes people progress, and people can improve, not to mention you meat." ”

The audience laughed.

Yang Hao said: "You said this is too dirty, you are called the three vulgarities in itself, you know?"

Su Qi grinned: "Do I believe you if I kill you?"

Yang Hao snorted, "Are you perverted?"

Su Qi rolled up his sleeves with a blank face, "You haven't been beaten by hooligans, have you? The big flower pot smashed on the head and bled out, hitting your eyeballs and stitches." ”

Yang Hao was not convinced, and asked rhetorically: "Me?"

Su Qiyi shook his head: "Let's go out and let you see my tattoo." With that, he stretched out his hands and took off his clothes.

Yang Hao hurriedly held it down: "It's okay, what are you doing bare-chested? I don't look at this!"

The audience burst into laughter!

A few little girls in the front row were already bent over.

Su Qi was still angry, "Dare to say that I am three vulgar? The three vulgarities are the means I use to insult people, saying that I can't do it, do you know?"

"Hahahaha!"

Speaking of which, everyone couldn't help it.

Are the three vulgarities a means of insulting people?

Isn't this what Zeng Yiyun's gang is!

Didn't they just talk about Su Qi's three vulgarities, holding on to this, and using Su Qi as a negative teaching material to educate people, but the cross talk was boring and ugly.

Now that retribution is coming, Su Qi cleverly took advantage of the three vulgarities to ironize Zhuge Qing's gang back!

On the stage.

Yang Hao answered: "You are too unreasonable. ”

Su Qi snorted: "You don't understand, I'm too lazy to tell you, if I deal with you boring people, how can I serve the people?

Yang Hao was surprised: "Is it so important to oppose the three customs?"

Su Qi said: "As an excellent cross talk actor, you must always be anti-vulgar!"

Yang Hao asked: "Tell me." ”

Su Qi gestured: "When there is no one in the middle of the night, you have a bottle of wine in your left hand, a chicken in your right hand, and a cigarette in your mouth." Take a sip of wine, snap two mouthfuls of food, and puff two puffs of smoke. Ask yourself, are you anti-vulgar?"

Yang Hao complained: "Hey, don't ask, just these three things are enough to be busy, look at my eating and smoking." ”

"Hahahaha!"

As soon as the burden was thrown out, the audience burst into laughter again.

It's so interesting, Su Qi's cross talk doesn't have a little moisture, and the whole process is high-energy!

It's the first time I've seen someone scolding so relieved!

This is much better than Su Qi's singing!

Online.

Netizens are even more happy.

"It's so funny!"

"I have to give Professor Su a thumbs up!"

"I didn't even play the game, I ran out just to watch Su Qi's cross talk, and it didn't disappoint me!"

"Yes, this show is worth watching! I didn't even eat the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, I really don't want to miss it for a second!"

"No, as a fan of Su Qi, I have to go to Zeng Yiyun and Zhuge Qing's Weibo twice at this moment!"

"The guy in front took me one!"

"I really want to see Zhuge Qing's face now!"

“……”

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Backstage lounge.

Zhuge Qing and the cross talk actors all had calm faces, gritting their teeth and staring at the TV.

What a hate!

It's so hateful!

Who has a bottle of wine in their left hand and a chicken in their right hand in the dead of night?

Who has a cigarette in their mouth, why is it a sip of wine?

You also snapped two mouthfuls of food and fluttered two puffs of cigarettes, why don't you say something even more outrageous? You are making up nonsense with your eyes open!

These old cross talk actors have lived for decades, and they think they have seen storms and waves, but no one has ever encountered something like Su Qi!

Even several older ones couldn't stand it anymore, and they couldn't listen to it anymore, just hoping that Su Qi's cross talk would end soon.

But how could Su Qi let them go so easily? they all kicked him out of the cross talk circle, he is not a saint who laughs and resents, not to mention that there are bigger surprises waiting for them later!

It's not over!