Chapter 210: Crocodile's Tears (3rd Update.) )

"From today onwards, we will be brothers of the opposite sex, and we will be blessed and share hardships!" the fat man said something beautiful, and kowtowed three times on the fire.

The GIs and I were doing the same thing in the back, but we didn't have the arrogance of other people's blood alliances, but I didn't think it was funny......

Liu Lan kept laughing with her mobile phone, she probably had never seen such a funny time, especially the eyes of the soldier looking at the light bulb, how religious she was.

I didn't feel much about the fact that people can do anything when they get drunk, but now I am convinced of this!

The first time I kowtowed to someone else since I was a child, I knelt on the kang and swore to the light bulb, I don't know if the second uncle will laugh off his big teeth if he knows, and this matter can't leak out of the news anyway......

After kowtowing and bowing, the relationship was much more harmonious, and the fat man pulled the soldier to pour two bowls in a row, and he couldn't hold it until the second bowl was drunk...... Throw the bowl on the stomach and start to get confused.

A jar of wine was drunk by the soldier, I have to say that he can really drink, but no matter how much he can drink, he can't drink as much as cold water, even if the wine fairy comes, he has to pour it down!

"Sanming, you beckon, I'll go to the toilet first......" The fat man was grinding down the kang, and he couldn't walk anymore.

His round belly looks funny, but the fat man is really fighting tonight, and he is also capable of drinking a jar of water!

The soldier was completely dazed, and after lying on the kang for a while, he began to fall asleep, and I said to myself that it was really difficult for him...... The social routine is deep, if you want to blame him, blame him for not having a brain!

The three of them squeezed on the kang all night, in the words of the fat man, it is to deepen the relationship, and the man who has slept on the kang is considered a brother......

I woke up in a daze the next morning, the fat man was still asleep, and the soldier was gone...... For a moment I felt a chuckle in my heart!

Without saying a word, I quickly kicked the fat man up, God knows where this guy went!

If he runs away while he is not paying attention, it will be fine, but if he runs into Liu Lan's house while drunk, then this sin will be great!

"What are you doing?" the fat man looked reluctant in a daze, wrapped in the quilt like a big meat worm.

"Hurry up, the soldier is gone!" After saying that, I immediately put on my shoes and got off the kang, and for some reason I suddenly had a bad premonition in my heart!

As soon as I left the door, I heard a whirring panting, and when I heard it closely, it seemed to be on the roof, as if there was a drop of water falling, and when I looked up, I was instantly startled.

In the winter, there were snowflakes in the foreign affairs office, and the soldiers were doing handstand push-ups on the door frame shirtless, and the whole person was steaming, and the strong muscles were in full view.

"Damn, brother-in-law, what are you tossing up in the morning?" the fat man muttered, his little eyes shining.

"I've gotten used to it over the years, get up and exercise. The soldier practiced as he spoke, and this action looked very difficult.

"But you might as well put on some clothes, you're not afraid of freezing!" I laughed angrily, I have to say that he is a tease, and he can do this kind of thing in the winter.

"It's okay, I don't have to ......wear my clothes when I'm sweating and wet," the soldier said stupidly, and the fat man and I were completely speechless for a moment!

This guy is definitely a rare talent, a body of strong muscles is cool to look at, not to mention that he has also received professional training, and he will definitely be able to use it after winning it over!

"Hurry down, I'll ask your sister-in-law to find you a few padded jackets later, and treat this place as a family trip!"

As soon as the words fell, the soldier turned over, and jumped directly from the door frame, his skills were flexible and fast, but he landed on the snow and slipped a little, and instantly fell a dog eating......

"Damn!" The fat man and I laughed at once.

But at this moment, I seemed to hear movement in the side room, but I didn't hear it clearly, could it be that Liu Lan had been peeking?

If you want to say that the muscles of the GI must be beautiful, especially if he is shirtless in winter, I will have to let him pay attention in the future, and I have to avoid it anyway......

"Brother, hurry into the house to warm up, this muscle is really good!" the fat man smiled and pinched his muscles, feeling like an old bustard picking a duck......

However, I don't doubt the interest of the fat man, I used to have a foot massage in Wuhan, and after coming to the Northeast, I experienced the heat of the northern girl.

In a blink of an eye, it was time for breakfast, Liu Lan cooked and cleaned up the fried eggs and porridge, and specially fried ham sausages......

During the meal, Liu Lan was particularly enthusiastic about the soldiers, and I saw all of this, but it could only be regarded as her enthusiasm, and it was really hard to say anything else......

But I must find an opportunity to remind the GI that I must know how to avoid it in the future! The second uncle said that in the face of certain people on certain occasions, it is easy to have a big accident if you don't have a good sense of proportion!

After breakfast, the fat man took out his mobile phone in a daze, and I saw that it was the scene of last night's worship, and it really looked like that, especially the soldier's stupid look.

"Sanming, look, what an exciting time!" the fat man muttered, and quietly stepped on me.

"Yes, yes, from now on, we will have blessings and hardships, and we must buy clothes for the GI today! We must not let him freeze again!"

"What are you looking at?" the soldier leaned over curiously, and his face turned green when he glanced at it.

In the video, the three people knelt on the kang, holding a big bowl and didn't know what they were looking at, and after shouting the slogan, they drank it all, and kowtowed on the kang.

No matter who sees this scene, they have to widen their eyes, not to mention that after drinking, the atmosphere at this moment is a little awkward.

"Good brother, we will be a family from now on!" the fat man patted the GI on the shoulder vigorously, and the GI's eyes widened in disbelief.

I thought to myself, could he have forgotten after drinking too much? At least he should have been a little impressed, right? If he forgot everything, wouldn't it be in vain?

"How much did you drink last night?, and I can't remember what happened next?" muttered the GI, and the fat man laughed at once.

"I'll just say you can't drink Sanming, right? You drank early, and the two of us fought again, and in the end I couldn't bear it......"

After the fat man finished speaking, the soldier immediately looked at me, and I couldn't believe it in his eyes, but I immediately entered the cold pretend mode.

"Little meaning, next time I have the opportunity to drink again, my brother has more opportunities!" said the fat man enthusiastically, and the soldier was stunned for a moment.

"Brother, I drank too much last night to make you see the joke......" The soldier muttered quietly, it didn't feel good to hear this title!

"Oh, didn't you call your brother-in-law? From now on, we will all be a family, and we will all be good brothers!"

The fat man was fooled, and the soldier looked at me with a complicated look, as if he had fallen into a trap.

"Then the conditions you told me before, do they still count?"

As soon as I heard this, I instantly breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, the soldier was not stupid and saw some clues, but he thought crookedly, thinking that he was using this method not to pay him.

"What conditions are not conditional! Everyone is a brother, and they will all be the same in the future!" the fat man said pretending to be bold, which also reminded me invisibly.

"What the fat brother said is right, we will all be brothers of the opposite sex in the future, those conditions were the same in the past, and everyone will earn money together!

I patted my chest and packed the ticket, and these words immediately made the soldier's eyes light up, he definitely didn't think that a master like me would take him to play together, and the most important thing is to share the money together!

"Actually, the fat brother is a more powerful master than me, it's easy to make millions a year, and everyone will be blessed and enjoy the hardships in the future!"

The fat man nodded at me slightly, his face was full of smiles, now there is the temptation of interests and brotherhood, I know that this time the woo is done!

"By the way, I'll ask your sister-in-law to find you a padded jacket to wear, and let your sister-in-law wash the clothes you change, and I'll go out to do something later." ”

The fat man's words made my heart tremble when I heard them, and this was clearly something in the words! If only the soldiers could hear it, it would be fine, but if they couldn't hear it, they would definitely turn their faces on the spot!

"No, no, no, this is no!" the GI waved his hand in refusal, and I breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's okay, your sister-in-law is idle, and your brother doesn't have to be polite!" said the fat man nonchalantly, but I always felt a little unable to see through him.

I don't know what the fat guy is up to, but I feel like something is going to happen if I don't get it right!

In a blink of an eye, the fat man asked Liu Lan to come over, and pulled me out with a few words, saying that he wanted me to drive him over, but I always felt that something was wrong......

Clear-eyed people know at a glance that Liu Lan's enthusiasm is too much, when the soldier is in the prime of life and the dragon is fierce, what the hell is the fat man doing?