"Chu Fei..."Bai Xiaodie affectionately held my arm and shook it, and my heart instantly bloomed when my full chest rubbed.

"I'll just go in and ask for a sign... Don't worry, good or bad, I'm sure I'm not serious!, okay..."White Fluttershy continued to spoil sweetly.

"Okay..."I actually wanted to hold on a little longer, but the thought of the girl in front of me who had followed all the way from HD to the city regardless of the fact that I couldn't even refuse such a simple little request.

"Wave..."Fluttershy gnawed my face again, and jumped into the "White Horse Temple" with her hands dancing.

"Bored..."Bai Xiaodie went in to ask for a signature, I sat bored on the steps of the door and waited for her to come out, looking left and right for a long time, and did not look at a beautiful shadow that could be seen, peeking at beautiful women is actually a good pastime to pass the time, both economical and beautiful.

Just as I was looking left and right, a lewd figure caught my eye, and I saw a young man of short stature, perhaps only one meter and early six, sneak into a cluster of people selling sugar gourds, and stretched out his groping hand to a young woman in her twenties in front of her.

If that's all it takes, it's not enough to get my attention...

What caught my attention was that the boy was too eye-catching, not to mention the small stature, and his appearance was also very joyful, his messy long hair was unkempt and tall, and he had a completely collapsed rosacea, and there were two dark red chilblains on his cheeks, and a pair of rabbit-like big teeth sticking out of his lips, I was worried about whether this guy's speech would leak, and besides, the object of his choice of harassment, the young woman in her twenties, I went! It's just a gas canister, the thickness of the top and bottom, and the body of the tiger's back and bear's waist, I don't doubt at all that the girl can play Li Kui with a beard.

I amused to watch the slender fingers of the lewd boy slowly touch the waist of the "gas canister" step by step, the sinful groping pig hand has been getting closer and closer to the young woman, because of the crowd around me, you push me yelling is too crowded, the young woman is about to touch the palm on her bee waist is completely unaware, the lewd young man's face can't suppress the excited expression, from time to time the thief eyebrows and mouse eyes glanced left and right, to see that no one noticed, the palm that reached out stretched forward a few centimeters, and the fingers had touched the waist of the "gas can"...

The "gas canister" can be felt no matter how big the nerves jump, something is rubbing back and forth on his waist dishonestly, and he looks back impatiently, "What are you squeezing! Big men also eat sugar gourds... "The gas canister man is as his name suggests, as soon as he makes a noise, he almost vomits the overnight meal, just now I just saw her back from behind and felt strong, and now I turned my face and suddenly gave people a disgusting and crooked illusion, bulging cheeks, as if it was swollen with the sole of a shoe, thick eyebrows and big eyes, the standard northern man looks, in fact, the national face is nothing, the key is that it feels nondescript when it grows on a woman's face.

"Big sister... It's the people behind pushing me!" The lewd boy leaned weakly and wanted to leave.

"Don't move, I've lost my wallet..."The gas canister touched the position of his waist sharply, and bared his teeth and screamed, "Come on, catch the thief! Husband, come and help me catch the thief..."After shouting, he smashed his body at the lewd man with great momentum, yes! It was indeed smashed at the other party, if her tonnage was really smashed, she would definitely be able to throw the lewd man to the ground...

"Don't spew blood..."The lewd man's momentum obviously saw that he was at a disadvantage, and his face was pale and he stepped back, very skillfully avoiding the momentum of the "gas canister", pointing at the other party with one hand, and taking a few steps back without missing a trace, obviously preparing to run away.

"Don't want to run..."The gas canister didn't look vegetarian at first glance, and grabbed the lewd man's arm and howled: "Husband, come and help me catch the thief!" The gas canister and the lewd man tore each other, and the noisy crowd around them quickly exerted their instinct of "Chinese hospitality" and gave the torn man and woman a place in a circle.

Chinese like to see lively, such a traditional virtue has a long history, just when the two pulled each other, there have been many good people have taken out their mobile phones, ready to "record" down, to be honest I just stood at the right angle, did not see the lewd man take out the "gas canister" wallet, either the lewd man took out the bag fast to the extreme, or the two of them have a cat, anyway, looking at the two people pulling each other I always feel particularly weird, that feeling is like "show", deliberately eye-catching.

"Who bullied my daughter-in-law..."Just when the two of them were pushing me and being entangled, a tall and big man pushed away the crowd of onlookers and ran between the two of them with a rough voice, and a slap flashed to the back of the lewd man's head, directly flashing the obscene man to the bottom, and making a gesture to stomp on the other party's head.

The lewd man reflexively hurriedly hugged his head, but the big man had been dragged by the "gas canister" beside him, "Husband, he touched someone's ass just now..."

"Damn, you won't even let go of my daughter-in-law!" I don't know if the bald man is sincere or unintentional, he coldly pointed to the "lewd man" holding his head on the ground and scolded.

"Big brother, I didn't..." The lewd man shook his head weakly, and the two big teeth really wanted me to talk like I expected in advance, spitting stars.

"Li Lei, what the hell do you mean? Now you dislike the old lady, right? At the beginning, I didn't know who was eating all day long and the dog was around me, and who was the one who wanted to die on the belly of the old lady? Now I dislike the old lady, right..."The gas tank is a, listening to her own father's mouth, she also stabbed her arm, but the target is a bald man.

On the contrary, the "lewd man" who was lying on the ground slowly got up, and while everyone's eyes were on the pair of living treasures, the loaches seemed to burrow into the crowd... The common disease of human beings is to "like the new and hate the old", with the new liveliness, no one will pay attention to the previous "old liveliness", and no one will even think about what the origin of the liveliness is, anyway, "it's none of their business to hang high".

"That's really the case!" "My location is not close or far, and I can see it clearly, these people are really a gang, I said how do I feel that when they quarreled and entangled together, it was so weird, and now I finally figured it out, because whether it was a "gas canister" or a big man who arrived later, although their faces looked angry, they wanted to cut the "lewd man" with a thousand knives, but in essence, they didn't do anything at all, including the big man dumping the "lewd man" The slap was actually just a light touch.

Sure enough, just a minute or two after the "lewd man" left, the big man in the shape of a Buddha slapped the "gas canister" woman's face as if he was aware of it, and (but it was also the kind of thunder and rain) angrily pointed to the open space where the "lewd man" was lying on his stomach and shouted: "Loser old lady, noisy yarn! The thieves have all run away, don't hurry up and chase..."

"Whew... You dare to hit the old lady, the old lady is fighting with you today!" The gas canister roared like someone was stepping on his tail and chased him out at a speed that was extremely incompatible with his figure...

"Haha... These two people can go to cross talk!" After waiting for the pair of clowns to bring enough joy to people completely disappeared into the sea of people, the crowd of onlookers slowly dispersed, chatting happily with their familiar companions about the previous "happy news"! Suddenly, a tall and thin young man touched his pocket and shouted: "Fuck, why is my wallet missing..."

The people around him also reflexively touched their pockets, and for a moment it was like a chain reaction, and they all wailed: "Mine is gone!" "My newly bought phone is gone...", "Oops, my handbag has been cut open!" Whether it's true or fake, they all screamed and counted their losses...

"Could it be that the guy just did it—" Finally, a person who was not too stupid spoke out in confusion.

"It must be, this group of forced people is to make a show for us... Look for them, you can't run far!" One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the flow of onlookers quickly merged into a torrent, chasing out violently in the direction where the servants left, and more and more people joined, and after a while, the sea of people at the gate of the "White Horse Temple" slowly subsided at a speed visible to the naked eye...

"Haha!" I patted my thigh and laughed wildly, what I saw with my own eyes just now, a scene of extremely skillful farce happened vividly, just when the "gas canister" and the lewd man tore each other apart, four or five children at most seven or eight years old poured into the crowd, after all, it was a child and there were so many people on the field, so the target was very small, and it would not attract the attention of people who were in a hurry to see the excitement, when the "gas can" When she was in the nest, she was actually deliberately attracting everyone's attention, so that the group of children could smoothly dig out their bags and cover the "lewd men" to leave, from the time they all fled the scene, to the end when someone found out that their bags were taken out, no one would notice the sudden extra children, when they began to catch the "thief" in their mouths, these four or five children left without hurrying...

After reading it, I cast my vote, it's not effortless!

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(Tianjin)