One Hundred and Forty-Five: The Beginning of the Edge (8)
"What kind of little animal does the little girl want?" The sixty or seventy-year-old man who set up the candy man asked with a smile as he looked at me and Bai Xiaodie and pointed to all kinds of lifelike white rabbits, little tigers, and other candy men on the pole.
"Uncle, can you pinch him like this?" asked Fluttersy as she pulled me with one hand and playfully pointed to my face with the other.
"Try it! I can't guarantee that it will look like it! Little girl..."The candy blower's uncle nodded with a smile, and looked at my side face seriously, and I instantly felt embarrassed when I saw it.
"Young man, you look so dark, and you are shy?" the old man quipped.
"I..." I suddenly had 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in my heart, and the long black has nothing to do with being shy or not, and Africans are thick-skinned, but out of the traditional virtue of respecting the old and loving the young, I just pinched my nose with a dry smile, "Hehe.." He said.
But it's not blowing, the old man is really a real craftsman, and he blew out a decent little sugar man in three or two strokes, and if you look closely, it does have a little imagination with me, "Chu Fei, do you think this little man looks like you?"
"Wait, it's still a little lacking..."The uncle who pinched the candy man was extremely dedicated, took over the little sugar man who had been completed, grabbed something like sesame powder, and sprinkled it evenly on the little sugar man's face, and then handed it to Bai Xiaodie and clapped his hands and said, "That's right! Haha!"
Looking at the little sugar man with a dark face, I felt like I was in tears, and I said silently: "Uncle, you are so naughty, do your family know?"
"How much, uncle..."Fluttershy chuckled as she covered her mouth and reached for the place where she wiped her pocket.
"Wait, daughter-in-law!" I glanced down and wiped my face when I caught a glimpse of one of Fluttershy's shoes with the laces open, and I squatted down to tie Fluttershy's shoelaces.
"Little girl, why don't I follow your example? The sugar man pays attention to pairs, one person is strange and lonely, although this young man has long black spots, his appearance is not too outstanding, but the old man, I am still relatively accurate in looking at people, and I have to find such a man! Safe, I won't go out to blind you..."
"Why that, uncle..."Maybe I was willing to tie White Fluttershy's shoes in the crowd, and her face turned pink and pink, which was extremely cute.
"That's for sure, it's usually difficult for such a dark guy to find a partner, let alone find a beautiful woman like you! Don't worry, I bet this guy will definitely not go out to mess around in the future, even if he wants to mess around, no one will be able to take a fancy to him!"
The old man was full of joy when he saw Bai Xiaodie, and quickly blew up a little candy man who was quite close to Bai Xiaodie in both expression and form, handed it over, and boasted with a smile: "What's the matter, little girl! Old man, I'm not talking nonsense, look at this little man and you don't look like carved out of the same mold..."
"Uncle, thank you!" asks Fluttershy, holding a candy man's wooden handle.
"I gave you this! I haven't pinched such a great work for a long time, he will charge you thirty..." The old man looked generous and waved his hand lightly.
"I'll rub it, old man! Why don't you grab it! You really dare to ask for two broken sugar people, thirty! Are your sugar men made of gold?" I exaggeratedly clutched my wallet and shook my head.
"Chu Fei, don't be so rude to the uncle!" Bai Xiaodie glared at me viciously, and then said to the old man with a well-behaved face: "Uncle, it's cheaper! We are all students, and we don't have so much money..."
"Uh... Then count you twenty! It really can't be cheap, the sugar man itself is not worth much, the key is that the black sesame powder I used to be colored by your boyfriend in the end is a good thing, more than 300 yuan a tael! You two look, if it works, pay for it! If it doesn't work, put the sugar man down for me, and I will sell it to others... Anyway, the little girl is so beautiful, she must not be afraid of others buying it, if a hooligan buys it or something, and then does something obscene to the sugar man... The old man shook his head in frustration, as if we would regret it for the rest of our lives if we didn't buy it.
"Uncle, grandpa! I'll buy... Be merciful!" I disarmed, quickly took out a twenty-dollar bill from my pocket and threw it to the old man, pulling up Bai Xiaodie and turning her head and running, I was really afraid that if I stayed any longer, I couldn't help but smash the old man's sanctimonious face with a punch.
"Uncle, goodbye!" White Fluttershy didn't forget to extend her hand to the old man before leaving.
"Alas, that's a pity! A flower just stuck in the cow's excrement, don't be so violent, young man... If you get angry often, you are more likely to get black..."Walking slowly, the old man's words almost made me fall to my knees.
"Hee-hee, you've got a match!" was ten meters away from the old candy man's stall before Fluttershy Bai leaned into my ear and smiled lightly.
"What opponent is not an opponent, I look at the old man's age! I don't like to deal with him, otherwise I can smash the two front teeth in his mouth with one punch..." I spat out a turbid breath, and turned around helplessly to look at the old man who had quickly deceived a young couple, and waved his hand sourly.
"Don't you think that old man is cute?" Fluttershy lowered her head and looked at the pair of candy men in her hands with great delight.
"What love... It's really scary, two handfuls of syrup were instantly pitted for twenty!It seems that it is really necessary to learn a technique!" I shook my head disdainfully, but I asked myself, the sugar man that the old man pinched out was indeed extraordinarily expressive and lifelike.
"Chu Fei, would you be willing to lean over and tie me up for the rest of your life?" As she walked, Bai Xiaodie suddenly turned her face sideways to me and asked.
"I don't want to!" I quickly shook my head, seeing that Bai Xiaodie's face was about to change, and hurriedly explained, "One life is not enough, at least three lifetimes, ten lifetimes!"
"Flim Tongue..."White Fluttershy's pretty face was slightly red, and I could see that it was very useful at a glance, otherwise she wouldn't be able to walk unnaturally.
"Look! There are monkeys...", and as they were walking, there was a large circle of people in front of them to watch the lively men and women.
"Let's go check it out, too! I always loved to watch monkeys when I was a child..."Bai Xiaodie poked her head in on tiptoe, but she was only a little more than one meter and six points tall at most, and there were several big men in front of her, no matter how much Bai Xiaodie leaned in, she couldn't see the monkey show inside, and she couldn't help but have a look of loss on her face.
Looking at the bustling circle of people, it was certainly unrealistic to want to squeeze through it alive, but White Fluttershy seemed very interested, so I turned around and pinched White Fluttershy's jade-like little face and asked, "Baby, do you really want to watch the monkey show?"
"Forget it, don't look at it! there are too many people..."Fluttershy shook her head slightly in frustration and took my hand to leave.
"If you want to see it, we'll see it for a while!" I grabbed Fluttershy's jade hand and shook my head with a smile.
"But—" Fluttershy pouted, pointing to the crowd in front of her, with a look of grievance.
"It's a trivial matter!" I squatted down, patted my shoulder, and said, "Daughter-in-law, riding a horse and watching a monkey show is the greatest enjoyment in life!
"Chu Fei..."Bai Xiaodie's eyes turned red in an instant.
"Hurry up, I'll regret the ink," I shook my head nonchalantly and patted myself on the shoulder again.
"Wooden..."White Fluttershy suddenly leaned down and took a heavy smack in my face...
"There's a price to kiss me!Don't think that there's nothing wrong with just kissing me for nothing, I'm really unhappy if I don't ride a horse..."I reached out and grabbed Fluttershy's arm and dragged it to my back...
Finally, Bai Xiaodie got her wish to see her favorite monkey play, and I also got my wish for a kiss Fang Ze, no! It should be said that I fulfilled the value of a boyfriend's existence, except for a little sore shoulder, everything else is fine...
The biggest feature of the temple fair is that in addition to the large number of people, the food is more concentrated, the play is more concentrated, at this moment Bai Xiaodie and I are walking in the flow of people crossing the river, the harvest is also quite full, in addition to the two sugar people in her hand, there is also a rattle in my hand, a face mask on my arm, and stinky tofu that I eat while walking...
"Daughter-in-law, did you say this thing was pickled in... , it smells better than swill!, I almost bit my tongue when I ate it..."I munched on the stinky tofu that Fluttershy had fed, embarrassed.
"Hey... You disgusting!" Fluttershy slipped the last mouthful of stinky tofu into my mouth in disgust, sniffing her palm suspiciously.
"Yay, goal achieved!" I shamelessly made a "two" gesture and laughed.
"Chu Fei, I want to go in and ask for a sign.." Bai Xiaodie pointed to the City God Temple called "White Horse Temple" and said to me, in fact, the so-called temple fair is around some temples, Taoist temples and other surrounding decorations for a long time.
"It's all feudal superstition, what do you ask for!Daughter-in-law, if you want to hear something, I'll tell you, what I say is no worse than those old monks, and I don't want money, what's the matter..."The main thing is that I am afraid that some fake monks who are pitting people will deliberately use people's psychology of praying for blessings and wishes to say something bumpy and disaster-like, so as to cheat money and make Bai Xiaodie unhappy, so I deliberately said.
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(Tianjin)