Chapter 4 Niang Niang Help

The immortals have made way for the colorful auspicious clouds.

Xiangyun is the mainstream mode of travel for the immortals, and it is also a symbol of status, such as the fairies of the working class, who can generally only afford monochrome auspicious clouds such as black clouds, white clouds, and blue clouds.

There is a god of a small business in the family, in order to show his status, he may buy two-color auspicious clouds, and if he buys a fairy with three-color auspicious clouds, it must be a mine at home.

Those who have five-colored auspicious clouds are basically non-rich or noble people; six-colored auspicious clouds generally exist in legends; as for the seven-colored auspicious clouds, they are generally called colorful auspicious clouds to show the difference of this auspicious cloud, even if there are not a few flowers in the whole heavenly court, they are very conspicuous, and they show the noble status of the master all the time.

Other auspicious clouds have made way for the colorful auspicious clouds, after all, the colorful auspicious clouds are very high-end and expensive, in case of a little bump, the repair cost is amazing, and those immortals who drive the monochrome auspicious clouds can't afford to pay even if they are bankrupt.

Countless eyes of envy, jealousy and hatred looked at these colorful auspicious clouds.

"Phew!" An immortal spat at this auspicious cloud and scolded, "Erniyun!" It is estimated that it is a friend of this immortal on the side, and he covered his mouth and reproached: "Shhh ”

And Nuwa Niangniang didn't care about the expressions of these immortals, Yang Xuan enjoyed the envious, jealous and hateful eyes of these turtle immortals.

"Heavenly Court can't go on like this, if it goes on like this, one day the resources of the Heavenly Court Society will be exhausted, and there will be no way to support so many immortals. Nuwa looked at the immortals all over the mountains and said worriedly.

Yang Xuan was not interested in the future, he just wanted to see the auspicious beauties of the Heroes Club up close, especially the true faces of the beautiful fairies who leaked out the video materials.

But there are too many immortals who come to see the excitement here, and he scolded hatefully: "It's all to blame Yuan Shennong, let them support it, a small gathering of broken cross-country auspicious cloud lovers has attracted so many immortals, isn't it full of food and support?"

"Aren't you also very interested in heroes?" asked Yang Xuan.

"I'm a child, it's okay, they've all lived a handful of years and they're still so naïve!" Yang Xuan's reason was very sufficient, "I'm not an immortal, they are an immortal! Immortals, they shouldn't be so naïve and blind." ”

"Are you talking about the immortals of that plane?" Yang Xuan's words caused Nuwa Niangniang to sigh, "Why can't the immortals have curiosity and can't look at the excitement?

"Come on, I know that most of the immortals are the kind of people who live longer than mortals, but they can't wait for death to eat, their contribution to this world is really limited, and they are still wasting the precious resources of this world - but why do you still encourage mortals to cultivate immortals? You don't control the number of immortals......"

Yang Xuan continued to attack Heavenly Court and the Heavenly Court's immortals, "Even if these low-quality immortals have bad brains, can't you be an elite among immortals who can't see the crisis?

"Absolute quantity will produce absolute quality, quantitative change creates qualitative change, and only a large number of immortals can produce super immortals. Nuwa Niangniang corrected Yang Xuan's wrong thoughts.

"What kind of strange theory is this?" Yang Xuanle was happy, it seemed that he was very familiar with Nuwa, he actually nodded Nuwa's forehead, Nuwa didn't show any anger and uneasiness, you must know that Nuwa is not a character who is easy to get along with.

Back then, there was an immortal in the lower realm called King Xu, but she left a poem in her temple with a sentence "But you have to be enchanting to move and take back Changle to serve the king." It angered Nuwa and destroyed his great country.

And now that this little doll is actually pointing at her forehead, she didn't even react at all, and it can be seen that their relationship is definitely not ordinary.

The little guy continued to express his opinion, "You think that if you raise enough chickens, you can fly a phoenix out of the middle?

Nuwa Niangniang didn't refute his statement again, maybe what Yang Xuan said was in Nuwa Niangniang's heart, and she was thoughtful.

"I don't know why you are interested in this hero, their auspicious clouds, who can be better than mine? Those fairies who rub the auspicious clouds, who are better looking than me?" Nuwa Niangniang changed the topic, and she actually teased Yang Xuan.

Yang Xuan showed that what Nuwa said was quite reasonable, and the Heroes Club was nothing more than that, and he didn't have any interest, so he asked Nuwa Niangniang to go home.

Yang Xuan's mood is very understandable, you were going to go to the temple fair with your girlfriend, but your girlfriend was arrested by her family, and then your aunt accompanied you to the temple fair, would you still be in the mood? So Yang Xuan couldn't wait to go back immediately. Suddenly, he stood up alertly, looking a little anxious.

"Niangniang, don't just talk about it, your brand number of colorful auspicious clouds is Tian A00001, and today this area has an odd number of traffic restrictions..... Yang Xuan pointed to the traffic restriction floating in the sky and said, "If you violate traffic rules, you will be fined." ”

Nuwa Niangniang smiled, he looked at this little little man with disdain, he didn't know anything about the privileges in the heavenly court, and he was looking at his auspicious cloud "Tian A00001" card, who dared to open a ticket casually?

Before Nuwa's words fell, a shrill siren sounded outside Xiangyun, and Yang Xuan looked at Nuwa and felt that this was very funny.

Nuwa Niangniang muttered: "Which immortal who doesn't have long eyes?"

Then Yang Xuan saw a fairy who looked thick and black like a hill, he was still carrying a broken wooden stick in his hand, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, he looked very embarrassed, Yang Xuan thought that he might have run too fast to catch up with Nuwa Niangniang's auspicious clouds and wrestled.

Nuwa Niangniang looked at this embarrassed guy with a sneering expression and slowed down. This guy surpassed Nuwa Niangniang's Xiangyun and knelt down on one knee, blocking Nuwa Niangniang's Xiangyun's way.

"Didi. Nuwa Niangniang pressed her horn impatiently and motioned to give way.

"Stop the clouds, stop the clouds!" The big man roared loudly as if he hadn't heard the sound of the horn, his voice was like a thunderbolt, and Yang Xuan couldn't help but cover his ears.

Nuwa Niangniang stopped the colorful auspicious clouds, she was very strange, she wanted to know who in the heavenly court had such courage to dare to block her auspicious clouds, didn't he know that the heavenly A00001 was her auspicious clouds?

"What's the matter?" Nuwa Niangniang poked her head out of the auspicious clouds, as a great god, she had to keep in close contact with the masses, although she was very impatient and not so beautiful, but she still maintained a pleasant appearance.

This stupid and coarse black fairy looked at Nuwa Niangniang, and immediately smiled, although he looked very embarrassed now, but squeezed out a flattering smile and said, maybe he was too nervous, he opened his mouth for a long time and didn't say anything, Nuwa Niangniang began to praise him when he saw this.

"Very responsible. Nuwa Niangniang's praise was obviously perfunctory, Yang Xuan looked at Nuwa Niangniang's gloomy face, afraid that she would really have a seizure, which would affect the image of the wise and martial arts that seriously affected the high-level of the Heavenly Court, fortunately Nuwa Niangniang held back, she turned around and began to scold: "This stupid hat, looking at his uniform, it is obviously in charge of health and security or something, why is it in charge of traffic?"

Her voice wasn't loud, as if she was talking to herself, but it was enough for the stupid big black to hear clearly. The stupid and coarse black immortal obviously heard this sentence clearly, and was stunned for a moment.

Nuwa Niangniang ignored her, and slowly drove the auspicious clouds past him, Yang looked back at the fairy who was called a stupid hat by Nuwa Niangniang, and saw that he was slapping himself in chagrin. When he listened carefully, it turned out that this guy was saying, "Such a good opportunity, such a good opportunity, such a good opportunity, why did you let it go? Why did you let it go? Why can't you open your mouth?"

Yang Xuan is familiar with this guy, his name is Qin Honghai, known as the giant spirit god, he is used to using a big axe, and he is also very famous in the heavenly court, such an immortal can be said to be very promising, so Yang Xuan's kindergarten invited him to be a safety counselor to educate them on safety.

He told his heroic deeds in kindergarten, when there were demons sneaking up on the heavenly court, the immortals who could fight in the heavenly court went out to fight, and the immortals left behind at that time were basically civilian immortals, one by one scared to the point of urine, at this time he stood up, he rushed into these demons and monsters with a big axe.

He recalled his passion and courage at the beginning, and said: "At that time, I cut from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road with my left hand and knife with my right hand, and then from Penglai East Road to Nantianmen, back and forth for three days and three nights, it was a river of blood, but I just raised the knife in my hand and fell with the knife in my hand, and I didn't even blink my eyes......

The fairy heirs all looked at him with adoring eyes, and he was very useful. But Yang Xuan made him as disgusted as eating a fly, and this guy asked the giant spirit god: "You haven't blinked for three days and three nights, uncle, don't your eyes dry?"

The Giant Spirit God was stunned at the beginning, he couldn't help but erupt, grabbed Yang Xuan and roared: "What if you do it, what if you don't do it?" I said that I killed people without blinking, but you asked me if my eyes were dry?"

"I'm just curious if your eyes are dry. ”

"Don't you understand the point, am I talking about what the eyes don't do?" roared the Djinn.

"I'm just thinking, don't you have dry eyes that don't blink for so long?

"Don't fucking say dry eyes or don't fucking dry anymore, I say I kill people without blinking, you fucking ask me if my eyes are dry....." The Djinn God broke down and roared.

The gaffe of the giant spirit god immediately aroused the concern of the management, a dignified immortal actually treated a little child so roughly, or a young child who was powerless, this is a huge scandal, so the future of the giant spirit god is completely gone, and the distribution is here.

The giant spirit god didn't have the slightest affection for Yang Xuan at all, he despised Yang Xuan very much, the heirs of other immortals were born to run, jump and fight, but this guy has such a terrible father, and he has not inherited any basic qualities of immortals, compared with other immortals, he knelt before he reached the starting line, what can such a fairy heir have?

It's just that I don't know that those legendary gods actually love this guy so much, is it because they are blind, or those incredible beings wish they had a small pet?

Yang Xuan looked at the giant spirit god who was still looking at them directly, and sighed that not only the hero was sad to pass the beauty pass, but also the bear.

Although the gap between the Giant Spirit God and Nuwa Niangniang is too far, the courage of the Giant Spirit God who is not afraid of death is indeed commendable, so Yang Xuan wants to give him a little encouragement and create a little opportunity for him, after all, this guy is also so miserable because of himself.

"Niangniang, look, the giant spirit god is still looking at you with squints, he must have thoughts about you. Yang Xuan said.

"There are many people who have thoughts about me," Nuwa Niangniang turned her head casually, just in time to see the direct gaze of the giant spirit god, the frustration in her eyes could not be concealed, she shrugged her shoulders and smiled very charmingly, "As a senior beauty, I have seen a lot of such scenes, too old-fashioned, to be honest, this gives me the impression that I am not moved but disgusted, they are all immortals, it is not easy to become an immortal, and becoming an immortal can be regarded as having status and status, and it is still this lustful look, this fool, shame." ”

However, Nuwa Niangniang still stopped the auspicious clouds.

Yang Xuan didn't know what Nuwa Niangniang was thinking in her heart, maybe she wanted to give Nuwa Niangniang a chance to give him, or wanted to teach him a lesson, anyway, Nuwa Niangniang stopped the clouds.

As if encouraged, the Djinn opened his mouth and a sound like a thunderbolt rang out. Yang Xuan and Nuwa Niangniang's expected confession did not come, but shouted: "Niangniang, Niangniang, Niangniang, Niangniang, help, help!"

Nuwa Niangniang's face became gloomy, her eyes rolled a few times, she rolled her eyes, laughed sneeringly, and said to Yang Xuan mockingly: "This stupid fork, how can there be such a confession? Let's go, ignore this stupid fork!"

Yang Xuan felt the change in Nuwa Niangniang's mood, when ordinary women say that men are fools, they haven't decided whether to give them a chance, but at least they don't hate it. But when it comes to saying that men are stupid, it's not giving a chance!

"Niangniang help, Niangniang help!" But the giant spirit god knelt in front of Nuwa Niangniang's auspicious clouds on one knee, hugged Xiangyun's cloud head, and roared heartbreakingly.