Chapter 3 Immortal Identity
The expected broken bones did not come, and Yang Xuan felt that he had fallen into a warm embrace.
He opened his eyes and looked up to see a smiling face, although the face was not so fair, but the facial features were very delicate, the eyes were very bright, the teeth were also very white, the slightly black face made this face full of wildness, with a different kind of beauty. The smile is beautiful and warm.
"Why are you?" Yang Xuan asked.
"I heard you calling out to me, and I knew you were in trouble, but luckily I arrived. Nuwa Niangniang said kindly.
He was a little confused, he didn't recite Nuwa Niangniang's real name at all, how could she rush over to save herself?
Yang Xuan didn't have time to think about it carefully, Nuwa Niangniang began to shush him and ask him warmly: "Child, how did you climb to Optimus Prime? You see that your face is so frightened that your face is pale and sweaty, and you see your heartbeat is beating like this." ”
Then, Nuwa Niangniang was very considerate and gently brushed Yang Xuan's forehead with her tail, wanting to wipe off the sweat for him.
The slender tail is cool and cool.
Yang Xuan let out a sad cry.
He has a psychological shadow on reptiles, and now a snake's tail actually swims over his head, how can he bear it.
He desperately broke out of this man's arms, opened a safe distance, and stammered, "You, you, stay away from me!"
Nuwa Niangniang looked at him good-natured, not angry at all, and her eyes were full of doting.
"Don't be so excited, child," said Nuwa Niangniang, "you have to find a way to overcome your inner fear, the snake is actually a very gentle animal, and you should never be afraid of it." ”
Nuwa gently comforted Yang Xuan, but at the same time, she quietly stretched her tail behind Yang Xuan, and then suddenly rolled Yang Xuan into her arms.
"Where am I afraid of snakes, am I afraid of you, okay? You stay away from me!" Yang Xuan struggled and shouted desperately.
"Are you afraid of this palace? What are you afraid of this palace?" Nuwa Niangniang said good-naturedly, "Although this palace is the first batch of immortals in the heavenly court, in essence, this palace is no different from other immortals, it's just that this palace lives a little longer and has a higher combat power, but because of such a little bit of characteristics, you actually have fear and alienation from this palace, and this palace is sad!"
Yang Xuan's face was pale, and he was sweating a lot.
"Fear comes from the unknown, maybe this palace doesn't care enough about you, you don't know enough about this palace. "The great god is still chattering.
She is not telling the truth.
In fact, Yang Xuan was very familiar with her, she was the one who doted on him the most among Yang Xuan's many backers, although she would scare him from time to time.
Yang Xuan once told such a story.
Nuwa felt bored in the heavenly court, so she sealed Xiu to pass the time, but was accidentally caught by a barbarian man.
The barbarian man was very happy, but finally let her go.
The shamans of the clan did not understand the barbarian man's behavior of letting go of such a beautiful woman, so he asked the man "crooked", which meant to ask if the man's sexual orientation was crooked.
The man replied to the shaman, "Yes," which meant that he was fine, and that there was no such thing at all. (Do you have any evidence if you suspect me driving?)
This joke also reached Nuwa's ears, and the gods thought that she would be provoked, but to her surprise, Nuwa even boasted, "This little ghost guy can actually make up a story to squeeze Niangniang!"
Yang Xuan felt that Nuwa's arms were gradually getting colder.
Sure enough, there were more and more parts of Nuwa's body belonging to snakes, and finally the poor little guy found himself being swept up in a snake, and the strange thing was that this snake also had a bewitching and wild human head, which was supported by the snake's body, and stretched out from a very abnormal angle, almost touching the little boy's face.
"The story you made up about me and the barbarian man that day is very exciting, it has increased my popularity, can you make up another one?"
The bejeweled and wild head opened its mouth and stuck out its tongue as he spoke, but it was not a human tongue, but a forked serpent.
"Ahh
This immortal looked at Yang Xuan, who had fainted, and a smile appeared on her face, and the moment she smiled, she was as delicate as a flower blooming. There is also a prank and cunning in the charm.
"How fun, I was scared again, those fairy heirs are really boring, they will be born to subdue demons and subdue demons, and there is no childlike fun at all. ”
She is as happy as a little girl picking up a beautiful rag doll, her snake body is gone, replaced by a normal human body, a pair of long legs and a trace of fat are not very eye-catching, the waist is also very thin, Ying Ying grasps, this is definitely a stunner who captivates the country and the city.
She gently hugged the unconscious Yang Xuan, and said to herself: "Xiao Zhengtai cultivates a game, think about it, think about it, there are some ...... I'm sorry. ”
Her face turned crimson.
Yang Xuan was in a coma for a long time and finally opened his eyes, he was thunderous and struggled desperately, but how could he not break away from Nuwa Niangniang's arms.
There was no way to resist, so he resigned himself to his fate, but he found that Nuwa Niangniang's snake body was gone, and it was replaced by a normal human body. The heart that was beating wildly because of the fright also quieted down. He sorted out his emotions, pointed his little finger at Nuwa Niangniang's face and said, "Put me down, stay away from me, I'll faint you!"
"Yes, you're still fainting me like this, do you want me to look different?"
Nuwa scratched her hair, put her legs together, and shook her head, looking like she was about to turn back into the state of a human head and a snake.
"Don't change, mother, please don't change!"
Yang Xuan hurriedly stopped Nuwa Niangniang's boring behavior, and at the same time prepared to faint again, but this time Nuwa just lied to him.
Yang Xuan could only accept his fate and stay in Nuwa Niangniang's arms obediently, he tried to squeeze out a smile, hoping to arouse Nuwa Niangniang's sympathy and no longer scare him.
"Mother, look how good-looking you are now, don't scare me like that anymore, scaring children all the time is not conducive to the growth of children, which may distort my personality. Yang Xuan tried to convince Nuwa Niangniang.
"Child, your personality is now distorted, you have a severe cognitive impairment, you are the heir of a fairy, but you always think that you are just an ordinary human being, this palace feels that the most important thing now is to change your distorted personality and let you establish a sense of identity with the gods. ”
Yang Xuan denied it: "You have a distorted personality!"
Nuwa Niangniang smiled, let go of this question with a good temper, and continued to say to Yang Xuan: "You are our child, your identity can be corrected! I will help you establish a sense of identity with the immortals, which is very important." ”
Yang Xuan took a big breath of the not very fresh air, and his stomach was hooked out by Nuwa Niangniang's words, and he shouted loudly.
"How can I have a sense of identity with you, the difference between me and you is too great, you can all fly around in the sky......."
"Child, you don't have to envy this," Nuwa Niangniang interrupted him and said, "You have the best resources in this world, and the people who guide your cultivation are also the top experts in this world, as long as you want, you can fly as freely as we do." ”
"It's not this, I really don't understand you, and I can't accept you," Yang Xuan seemed to be full of opinions about the immortals, and he spoke quickly and loudly, "You see the 'Pleiades Star Official' Huang Cang, who was originally a chicken immortal, but at night I saw him gnawing with a chicken leg in his mouth; ”
"Immortals don't ask about their origins, they are immortals, immortals are great freedoms, do it recklessly, you don't impose human values on immortals. ”
"It's nothing, it's just a little bit of a problem with the head, but I really can't accept the practice of some gods and goddesses, just say you, it's also an ancient god, and the gods have to respect you when they see you, 'Nuwa Niangniang', but you become a disgusting reptile at every turn, your body is exposed, and even your private parts can be seen by others. Why should you become a snake for such a beautiful woman, I am so sad for your aesthetic point of view!"
Yang Xuan stared at her, with the sympathy in his eyes like looking at an idiot. Nuwa Niangniang didn't mean to be angry at all, she glanced at her amorous little one, and explained slowly:
"You are mistaken, the body of this palace is a human head and a snake body. What you see now is the Taoist body of the main palace, and it is your wishful thinking that I should look in line with human aesthetics, but this is not in line with reality. Besides, what's wrong with exposing your private parts? In the case of human beings you are familiar with, aren't all the efforts, all kinds of intrigues, all kinds of care and diligence of your human males in front of the females to expose their private parts in front of the female? Isn't my behavior what you want? You should come out of the human aesthetic and accept the fact that you are a descendant of the gods. ”
"How can I accept it?" Yang Xuan was furious by Nuwa's crooked reasoning, and he loudly refuted Nuwa Niangniang's crooked reasoning, "You just have a problem with aesthetics, but the so-called 'Joy Buddha' is a serious problem at the psychological level, he actually split himself in half, half into a man, half into a woman, and then fell in love with himself, married himself, and mated with himself, and even asked his followers to watch and figure it out." Such a perverted person is also an immortal, how can you tell me to accept the reality that I am a descendant of an immortal?"
"Don't attack other people's way of life and other people's view of marriage, marriage is like a shoe, and only he knows whether it fits or not. Nuwa Niangniang was not angry or annoyed, and continued to correct Yang Xuan's wrong thoughts.
Yang Xuan had no choice but to attack these immortals in another dimension.
"Look at how boring you immortals are, it doesn't matter if you get a Haitian feast and are checked, and what kind of ghost ruin heroes will be, just show the boring auspicious clouds, you look at how many immortals have come, you look at how many immortals have come, this group of people has no pursuit of eating, drinking, waiting for death, and can't wait for death!"
"It's because they're still curious, and they're curious about whose auspicious clouds are better. Nuwa Niangniang argued.
"What kind of curiosity, it's just that you have nothing to do when you're full!
"It's definitely not like having nothing to do when you're full, curiosity is the driving force for the world to move forward, aren't you curious? Don't you want to see the Xiangyun Cross-Country Race?"
Nuwa Niangniang looked at the indignant Yang Xuan and asked with bad intentions.
"I don't want to," Yang Xuan was so frightened by Nuwa Niangniang that he lost his mind, and denied Nuwa Niangniang's statement without thinking, but immediately realized that he was wrong, in order to wait for the Heroes Meeting, he lived with his fingers broken every day, and tried his best to let Zhenying bring him over. So he immediately followed up, "It's weird!"
Nuwa let out a silver bell-like laugh, and she was very happy.
Then Nuwa Niangniang summoned her colorful auspicious clouds and stepped on Yang Xuan with her arms. The colorful auspicious clouds are very beautiful and imposing, and the onlookers have made way for Nuwa Niangniang.
Yang Xuan poked his head out of the colorful auspicious clouds of Nuwa Niangniang, looked at the envious gaze cast by the dark immortals at their colorful auspicious clouds, and said to himself: "Oh my God, this immortal, there are so many sisters!"
"What can be done? Immortals are immortal and immortal, you can't stop mortals from cultivating immortals, you can't stop immortals from giving birth to heirs, right?" Nuwa Niangniang glanced at Yang Xuan again and said, "Everyone knows that there are too many immortals in the heavenly court, but who has the way? ”