One hundred and thirty-one New Year's Eve (4) [Thank you for the waiting crown tip]
"Ink, dry or not!" Lu Shuai frowned impatiently.
"Nonsense..."I bent down and picked up a handful of snowflakes and crumpled them into a ball, and smashed it on Lu Shuai's slippery head, threw off my arms and jumped towards the path at the door: "Pick up the big handsome, remember to wash the underwear for the master! Haha!"
"your grandma, you kid is cheating..."Lu Shuai ate me and remembered the secret loss, and screamed behind me and struggled to catch up, but it is estimated that this guy must have really drunk a lot last night, and the fall was not light, and when he ran, his right leg staggered slightly...
Along the way, Lu Shuai and I were chasing after me...
Every time I was about to be overtaken by Lu Shuai, I turned around and spit a mouthful of burnt sticky phlegm in his face, and then Lu Shuai had to stop and wipe the phlegm on his face, "The game only pays attention to winning and losing, and no one pays attention to the rules." This was the first day that Lu Shuai took me for a morning run to repeat what his boss had said, so the competition between the two of us was never fair.
I can see that Lu Shuai, today's state is really not good, if it is normal, I can sneak attack Lu Shuai three times at most, and the fourth time he has to kick him to the ground, and stomp a few times, I know that we are brothers, I don't know and think I am his father's killer, I remember the first time I ran in the morning, because I was smashed by Lu Shuai's punch and broke my nose, the two uncles who also practiced in the morning couldn't help but secretly call the police, that is, we ran fast, otherwise we would have to be invited to the bureau to drink tea on the first day of the city.
Of course, only when training, Lu Shuai will show me this almost ruthless uncompromising means, don't talk about him in daily life, who dares to stare at me, Lu Shuai dares to slap him, this does not include my mother and Bai Xiaodie... This kind of protection like being spoiled by my big brother almost made me dependent.
Shaking my head, I quickly distracted my thoughts, because Lu Shuai was about to catch up with me again, I decided to change the course, slowed down a little, pricked up my ears and felt that Lu Shuai was approaching me little by little with his voice, just when he was less than thirty centimeters away from me, I slammed my elbow back, and hit Lu Shuai in the chest..."Ahem!" Lu Shuai was almost carried by my elbow, you must know that people who run quickly, if they are punched, it is easy to be fatal.
I couldn't help but stop and turn to look at Lu Shuai behind me, Lu Shuai coughed violently, his blackened face was a little red, and tears couldn't stop flowing down, I couldn't bear to go up and help pat Lu Shuai's back and asked, "My handsome guy, are you okay?" Ouch.. Fuck me!"
Just when I cared for Lu Shuai kindly, this thing slammed into my neck, hit my back with a knee, and then hooked down and threw me to the ground, and then Lu Shuai stood in front of me coldly and pointed at me on the ground with a red face and yelled: "The game I told you is a fucking game! Only pay attention to winning and losing, no one pays attention to the rules! Stupid..."After saying that, he threw off his arm and ran into the distance...
"Rub!" I got up from the ground, spat vigorously on the ground, and chased after Lu Shuai.
A new round of chasing me has started again...
But this time Lu Shuai has been firmly ahead of me four or five meters away, I don't dare to chase behind me with my teeth, the distance is always not reduced, the two of us have been running for almost two hours since leaving the house, the back and chest have long been wet with their own sweat, and the physical strength is almost prostration, now it is not so much that we are running, it is better to say that we are walking faster and more vividly.
And from the current position, the school signboard of Chengnan No. 17 Middle School is less than 20 meters away from us, and when I think of going back, I not only have to wash Lu Shuai's socks and underwear, but also have to clean Uncle Dog's dream Internet cafΓ©, I can't help but want to slap my mouth, "Let you pretend to be forced, let you pretend to be forced!
However, life is like buying a lottery ticket, which will always give people an unexpected gain, just when I was already sure to lose, Lu Shuai suddenly slipped his left foot and fell to the ground on his back, "Hmm.. I quickly gritted my teeth and got up from the ground, and without looking at it anymore, I struggled to step on Lu Shuai's body and jumped to the gate of the closed Chengnan No. 17 Middle School, and then I couldn't help but collapse to the ground, snorting and breathing: "*... Handsome! Won... your grandma's grandchildren... Lao Tzu won..."At this moment, I don't know why I actually have the urge to burst into tears, I was abused by this thing for more than a week, and finally won it with my eyebrows raised.
However, I guess my tears have already volatilized into sweat, and I have not shed a single tear for most of the day.
"Stupid fly, there is progress!But this time you are lucky!" Lu Shuai and I both lay on the ground for almost ten minutes, and Lu Shuai limped up from the ground, and pulled up the dead dog as if he was lying on the ground and refused to get up.
"As you said, the game only pays attention to belonging, and no one pays attention to the rules! Don't talk nonsense with me, just ask if you are willing to gamble and lose?" I grabbed the best reason, threw out Lu Shuai's wise saying that I can't recite at least fifty times a day, and looked at him proudly and asked.
"Accept defeat! I am willing to lose the bet, the old man spit a nail, and you will drag your socks and underwear later, and I will wash it for you! But I have a request, that is, you have to go with me to Uncle Dog's Internet cafΓ©..."Lu Shuai looked at me embarrassedly and said, seeing that I didn't say anything for a long time, he hurriedly waved his hand and explained: "Just let you go with me, you don't have to do anything, say okay, whoever loses will clean up!
"Tsk, there are ghosts! There must be ghosts..."I chirped around Lu Shuai and then smiled evilly: "It's not your character, let's talk about it! Why did you suddenly change your sex, and actually offered to give Uncle Dog a bet on cleaning the Internet cafΓ©, wipe it! If you don't say it, I haven't remembered it yet, as soon as you say this, I suddenly made it seem that you just fell a little pretended! Tell me quickly, tell me honestly... What does it mean?"
"Rub, I told the madman, I can't hide this from you, you kid monkey spirit monkey spirit, sticking a tail is a donkey... Look at what I'm talking about!Damn..."Listening to my speculation, it took a long time for Lu Shuai to blush, stomp his feet thickly, and nodded in admittion: "You drank too fast last night, and you drank too much after a while! I talked with the madman and the puppy, and talked about Uncle Dog, and Hao Nan inferred Uncle Dog's background with me in various ways, anyway, that means that Uncle Dog should be a very awesome character... If we have a good relationship with Uncle Dog, our future road will definitely be better..."
"Wait, this is a good thing! I agree with both hands to have a good relationship with Uncle Dog, not to mention what benefits we can get, at least we won't let the madman be caught in the middle!
", you're sober now, you don't know how scary it was when you drank too much last night." Lu Shuai glanced at me with palpitations, and there was no squeak for a long time.
"What's the matter? I shouldn't be performing some kind of lost stunt of breaking boulders on my chest and opening the cap of a chrysanthemum bottle," I joked.
"Can you get the calf out of here, take a taxi and roll straight to the farthest place you can think of, I beg you!" Lu Shuai glanced at me angrily, then took a deep breath and looked at me faintly and said: "Stupid Fei, do you know? You drank too much last night, stood up and cried and shouted that you were going to kill Uncle Dog, because he pointed a gun at me during the day! You wronged me for me..."
"Rub, it's really fake, when did I live so bloody?" I couldn't believe it.
"Don't be funny with me, although you don't say it, but I know in my heart! You especially regard your brother as more important than anything else, do you remember that night when I went to stab Wang Meng and deliberately had an awkward relationship with you and the madman? I sent you back to the ward that night, you don't know the you cried at that time... My heart hurts when I cry!" Lu Shuai sniffed, his eyes were slightly red, and he pushed down my head and whispered: "Don't be so tough in the future, you remember what I said at the beginning, I am your brother! In this life, even if I do something you don't like to see me do one day, I am also your brother! In this life, our brothers are tied together..."
"Don't make a fuss! You're a big man, standing at the door of someone's school and crying, you look so buried! Uncle hugs, uncle hurts!" "I can't stand such a sensational picture in my heart at the moment, and I deliberately divert the topic to distract Lu Shuai.
"Get out of your grandma..."Lu Shuai pinched my shoulder blade with one hand, pushed forward gently, hooked my right leg with his left foot, and tripped me to the ground with a little effort, fortunately the snow on the ground was thick enough, otherwise I would definitely be able to knock out my front teeth with this moment, "Rub..." I was also anxious in an instant, lying on the ground and holding Lu Shuai's calf with both hands, and didn't care if it was clean or not, I opened my mouth and bit down, "Whew..." A man-bear scream resounded at the gate of the seventeenth middle school in the south of the city, and the two cypress trees on the side of the road were shocked by Lu Shuai's throat and fell into the snow...
When I got up from the ground again and sorted out my clothes, my left eye was black and blue, and Lu Shuai's front door was also smashed out of two big bags...
The two of us looked at the "Chengnan Seventeenth Middle School" behind us very funny but seriously, and after a while, I leaned on my shoulder and leaned on Lu Shuai next to me and said: "Handsome guy, let's get this place to start a new life after the New Year!
"Uh... What!" Lu Shuai woke up suddenly, wiped the saliva from his mouth, and looked at me blankly and asked.
"your grandma, you can fall asleep while standing..."I stretched out my middle finger at Lu Shuai with infinite contempt...
Thanks to the many brothers and sisters who gave them last night and during the day today, I have kept the money and the fat man in mind! I really bow and clench my fists to all the brothers and sisters who read books and like me and the ruffianββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ps,The building grabbing activity is in full swing.,Brothers and sisters who need a role.,Let's still have the old rule of five times sofa reward a character.,There are many brothers and sisters who have robbed two or three times before.,Please explain it in the next update!Sorry... (Support genuine,/book/56167),Capable brothers still hope to support the genuine,After all, how much to subscribe to how long I can write,How far to go!
In the end, brazenly rolled all over the ground begging for tickets, asking for recommendations, asking for expectations, and begging for golden tickets!
Capable brothers hold a money field, and incapable babies borrow money to hold a money field!(Haha, just kidding!)
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(Tianjin)