That night, in our small shop, the four of us first moved two boxes of beer that we were going to drink for the New Year, but after drinking the beer, there seemed to be no drunkenness, Hao Nan jumped back to his big dormitory, saying that he had hidden a few bottles of good liquor, and took a look, that is, twelve yuan a bottle of ordinary Niulanshan Erguotou, and the loss of this product was still mysterious.

After three rounds of wine, five flavors of food, we almost began to lick the plate and drink at the end, and as a result, there was no suspense that we collectively drank very drunk, because my alcohol was not too good, vomited all over the house, the banquet had to stop, when I was drunk and hazy, I remember most clearly that Lu Shuai, who was also drunk, forced me back to the rental house, as for Hao Nan and Feng Huo, they should have returned to Uncle Dog's dream Internet café together...

Along the way, I don't know how much Lu Shuai fell on my back, anyway, when I woke up the next morning, in addition to my dry mouth and head about to explode, the most painful place was the position of my butt and my back, and then I looked at the clothes that were stripped off and thrown on the ground, it was really disgusting and retching, and the muddy mixture was pasted on the clothes and pants, and they were all scabbed, I guess it was enough to choke with a brush....

Lu Shuai was lying on the ground next to me in his clothes, snoring like thunder... From time to time, I chirped my mouth twice, and the one who slept was called a beauty, that is, Lu Shuai was tall and big, and his body was also strong, if he was replaced by Feng Huo or Hao Nan lying on the ground for a night, he would have to freeze if he didn't freeze to death, but my handsome guy didn't seem to have anything at all, just when I was watching, Ya turned over in confusion and continued to snore.

Anyone who has drunk liquor should know that there is such a common problem, that is, when I drank it, I always felt that I was fine, but the next day my throat was burning like smoke, and my temples hurt as if it was not my own, I originally wanted to get up lightly and go outside the hall to drink saliva, but my head was confused and I stepped on the back of Lu Shuai's hand without control.

"Fuck..."Lu Shuai, who was sleeping happily, sat up from the ground like a spirit, almost instinctively grabbed my legs with both hands, and lifted me up. flipped to the ground, and my ass was once again in close contact with the ground, and my tears fell immediately after the pain, and I pointed at Lu Shuai aggrievedly and yelled: "You are so crazy, right..."

"Uhhh Stupid fly, I told you I was sleeping.. Do you believe it?" Lu Shuai touched the back of his head, with a simple look on his face.

"Then you should hurry up and help me up!Brother, my ass is now shattered..."I looked at Lu Shuai with a blank face with tears in my eyes, this time I didn't mean to pretend at all, at this moment I felt that my ass was really about to crack.

"It's really fake... I just gave it a gentle push! Not really..."Lu Shuai's ignorant appearance made me want to punch his nose, provided that I could stand up now and really beat him.

"Return Nima, what about cooking! If you can run now, you will definitely punch the pair of ornaments on the bridge of your nose!" I tried to stand up from the ground with my hands in a good way, but my words seemed to wake up Lu Shuai, Lu Shuai turned his neck and nodded, quickly got up from the ground and dragged my neck like a chick, muttering with words in his mouth: "If you don't say it, I almost forgot! I haven't started my morning run today..."

"Brother, tomorrow is the New Year! Can we discuss the matter of morning runs?" I really felt weak from the bottom of my heart and ran with Lu Shuai in the morning, this force is simply a personal tank, have you ever seen someone's special morning run, running 25 kilometers... My handsome guy took me to really do it, and I never tired of it, and it tends to increase every day.

"Rub! Just watch the thief eat meat, I don't want the thief to be beaten! If you want to be noble in front of people, you must suffer later! It's only been a few days, and you kid can't stand it! When will you be able to sit down to one enemy ten..." Lu Shuai was definitely a Tang monk in his previous life, and he could repeat the exact same drill slogan every morning.

"My handsome guy, you're definitely kidding me! You've seen anyone who can beat ten by just running! It's not faster than anyone else on the street shelves, according to what you say, those marathon runners are all martial arts masters!" I tried to make excuses for my laziness and tried to impress Lu Shuai.

", do you know what to compete with people?" Lu Shuai dragged me unrelentingly and continued to walk towards the door.

"Brother, even if you run in the morning, you have to tell me to put on my clothes! Isn't it a bit unparticular for you to ask me to go out with you to run naked for the New Year..."I broke free of Lu Shuai's drag, ran back to the closet next to the bed, and took out the new clothes that were originally going to be worn for the New Year. Looking in the mirror, black high-top skateboard shoes, a pair of aqua blue jeans, a white V-neck T-shirt, and a black crewneck jacket that Fluttershy Bai specially matched for me, I barely entered the ranks of the "poor and handsome", but the two eye droppings in the eye sockets looked a little out of place.

In fact, in addition to the competition of who can fight, the most important thing to compete in a street fight is who can resist the beating! For example, if we are single-handed, even if you can fight better than me, but without me to resist the beating, you must lie down in the end! Do you believe it? But how did this resistance to beating come about? It is the exercise accumulated on weekdays and your own endurance, and morning running is the easiest and most effective way to exercise people's endurance..." Lu Shuai chattered next to me with a serious face with his hands behind his back.

"I understand, I understand, my eldest brother, can we go now?" I have been defeated by Lu Shuai, every time I talk about the experience of fighting on the street, Lu Shuai always has endless truths, just like him at this moment! This may be one of the biggest changes that Lu Shuai has just returned, and another change is that Lu Shuai has become much more violent and terrifying than before, because now he knows how to use the advantages of his body to fight against others.

Pick out the eye droppings in the eye sockets, yawn and slowly leave the rented place with Lu Shuai, in fact, to be honest, I still enjoy the rhythm of the morning run with Lu Shuai every morning, because the rules of our game are that the loser washes the socks and underwear of the day for the winning side, and runs twenty kilometers on foot, just the sweat on the body can be swallowed out, not to mention the sourness of the underwear, although the result of each evaluation is my glorious defeat, but I can clearly feel that I am getting closer and closer to Lu Shuai's speed.

Jogging is the most basic preparation for a morning jog, leaving the rented courtyard, it is already snowy outside... It looks like last night all night, I really don't know how Lu Shuai, who didn't get past the snow on his feet, also drank and stumbled, carried me back to the house step by step, when I went out just now, I suddenly found that Lu Shuai's right side face seemed to be a little black and blue, no need to ask to know that the iron must have slipped and fell last night, and then by imagining my stupid brother, stubbornly carrying me back to the village in the south of the city from the clothing store at the gate, my heart couldn't help twitching even more, this stupid guy who doesn't say anything on the surface, and looks at it all day is actually how sincere he is to me。

Looking back at the rented house, this small courtyard is rented in the attached village after we rented a clothing store, and it is a village with the base camp of the Samsung Gang, a typical rural courtyard, three bedrooms, one master and two bedrooms, and a small courtyard, but at this moment the snow in the yard has already been cleaned, it must be that Mom and Bai Xiaodie got up early to do it, when we came out, there were boiled eggs and soy milk covered with pot lids on the table, and they must have prepared them in advance, there were brothers, There's an old mother and a her,

I clenched my fists and moved my ankles and knees, "Ahhhhhh Ah...", he yelled loudly, looked at Lu Shuai next to him and said provocatively: "Sir! I'm in quite a urine state today, so you're ready to come back and wash my pants!"

"Don't be funny, stupid fly! The crying dad who drank last night called Mom... The screaming must kill the zombies, as if it weren't you! If you look for abuse, I will fulfill you! How about we add another punishment today?" Lu Shuai touched his bare head with contempt and gouged his nostrils at me and said.

"What?" I asked, stretching pleasantly.

"Those who lost today, go to Uncle Dog's Internet café to help clean up! Do you dare..."Lu Shuai's eyes rolled twice, revealing a treacherous expression that was completely inconsistent with his loyal face, looked at me, licked his lips and smiled.

"Why?" I looked at Lu Shuai in confusion.

"It's the old man, let's stop the ink, I'll ask you if you dare?" Lu Shuai narrowed his eyes that weren't too big and glanced at me.

"! It's all the masters who are standing and peeing, don't ask if you dare to do it, just ask if you want to do it!" I stretched out my hands to my mouth and sighed, rubbed my palms that were a little numb and frozen, and asked, "Where are we going to run today?"

"Okay, bring the seeds! Then let's just play big today." First run around the village, and then head to the school near Nancheng that our old lady contacted. I remember that the school seems to be called Chengnan No. 17 Middle School, right? Anyway, the route is not complicated, just go out of the village for a kilometer and go all the way to the south..."Lu Shuai turned his neck and "creaked", waiting for my answer.

"I'm rubbing, brother, that school is at least fifty miles away from us, right? Are you going to run to death the rhythm of the baby?" I pitifully covered my buttocks, which was still hurting, and said bitterly: "It's all your fault last night, the chrysanthemum is still hurting now!"

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ps,The building grabbing activity is in full swing.,Brothers and sisters who need a role.,Let's still have the old rule of five times sofa reward a character.,There are many brothers and sisters who have robbed two or three times before.,Please explain it in the next update!Sorry... (Support genuine,/book/56167),Capable brothers still hope to support the genuine,After all, how much to subscribe to how long I can write,How far to go!

In the end, brazenly rolled all over the ground begging for tickets, asking for recommendations, asking for expectations, and begging for golden tickets!

Capable brothers hold a money field, and incapable babies borrow money to hold a money field!(Haha, just kidding!)

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