Yu Luo didn't say a word, and directly ripped off the water pipe in the shower with one hand, so that the water could not be pumped out when taking a bath, and it could not be washed.

After doing this bad thing, Yu Luo slowly went to the bathroom to take a shower and walked leisurely.

And the scene that appeared in her eyes was that the eldest lady actually ate a lot, and there were not many dishes left on the table.

"Holy, chick, leave me some!"

Yu Meng can be said to have rushed over and turned on the rice bucket mode, and after a while, there were very few dishes on the table, and even the fresh fish soup was snatched up and drunk by the eldest lady.

"Hiccup~"

Jiang Yanlin leaned back in her chair with a satisfied expression: "Well, it's okay." ”

"What?!Little girl, Lao Tzu has only eaten three mouthfuls of food, and you have eaten up the rest, you actually say it's okay? I really don't know where you got such a big appetite for a little girl. ”

"You're upset?"

"Lao Tzu is just not happy. ”

"It's not good, then you bite me!" The eldest lady immediately stood up and continued to be arrogant.

Yu Ming's face immediately changed, and he rubbed his hands: "Okay, where to bite." ”

"Bite Nima's head!"

Jiang Yanlin didn't expect Yu Meng to really say this, and she was immediately angry.

"Okay, is it biting the head on your chest?

The words of Huang Rou fell into the ears of the eldest lady, and the eldest lady immediately lost her temper, but her temper was tempered, and her face immediately turned red and reached the root of her ears.

"Shut up, Miss Ben's ass is something you can bite!" As soon as she finished speaking, Jiang Yanlin realized what she said, isn't this just clearly letting this bastard bite her chest?

Yu Meng laughed: "Okay, eldest lady, then I'm here!"

As soon as Yu Meng wanted to step out, the eldest lady stopped him: "Don't come here, I'll tell you, if you come over, I'll hit you on the head with a set of water!"

Holy, this is really hardcore!

"Yes, you're amazing, but, chick, I didn't say you, you're still a student, why is your brain full of filthy things, and you still run to buy birth control pills and condoms. ”

"Hmph, I want you to take care of it!"

Yu Meng shrugged his shoulders and went straight back to the room, the eldest lady stared at his back with resentful eyes, but he didn't care at all.

After a busy day, the first thing Yu Luo did when he returned to his room was to make a phone call, and in less than five seconds, the phone was connected.

"Hey, second child!"

"Boss,, where have you gone, damn, I'm going crazy in this military region. ”

"Okay, okay, I'll tell you the right thing, hack an account for me, it's okay. A live broadcast account, delete today's live broadcast record to me, including the live broadcast content. ”

A surprised voice came from the other side: "Oh, boss, live broadcast? Could it be the boss, you go to play live broadcast with Miss." ”

"Second brother, I think you've been itchy lately, why don't you come and fight!"

"No, no, you can send it to my phone. ”

After speaking, he hung up the phone, Yu Meng sent the live broadcast account of the eldest lady he had written down, and in less than two minutes, Yu Ming's phone rang.

"Got it. "Yu Meng is in a hurry, if the live broadcast content is transmitted, he doesn't have to do it, the king of soldiers.

As a result, there were bursts of laughter from the other side: "Haha! Boss, the live broadcast content can be described as rich, damn it, boss, when did you like to play with uniform temptation, and you still play on your own body, it's awesome, Lao Tie." ”

Hearing this, Yu Miao's face immediately became gloomy, damn, sure enough, this forced cub knew, and his tone suddenly became cold.

"Second brother, if this matter gets out, I will teach you to cultivate well. ”

The other side immediately returned to its serious appearance: "Boss, I have deleted it according to your request, but there is one thing to tell you." ”

"You say. After knowing that it was deleted, Yu Yu's heart also let go.

However, the next sentence made Yu Yu collapse directly.

"Boss, this live video has been clicked and reposted by tens of millions of people, even if the source is deleted, the person who reposted it has retained the seed, haha!"

"Malegobi, Lao Tzu's wisdom in this life is ruined. ”

"Oh, by the way, boss, there's one more thing, it's been a bit unpeaceful lately, and the Death Omen gang is out more frequently. ”

Hearing the three words of Death Zhaoxing, Yu Yu's brows couldn't help frowning: "Okay, I know, you guys keep an eye on it." ”

After saying that, he hung up the phone, Death Omen, it's really a ghostly organization!

Yu Meng didn't think about it anymore, and immediately fell asleep, for him, drinking enough and sleeping is the king.

In the middle of the night, Yu Yuurine woke up urgently, and rushed into the bathroom without saying a word, and the next second, the cry like killing a pig sounded.

"Ah~ get out of here, you dead rascal, bastard. ”

At this time, Yu Yu had an urge to die, what the fuck didn't go well, when he came to the toilet, he could bump into the eldest lady taking a bath in the middle of the night, and she didn't fucking turn on the lights!

"Chick, why don't you die in your house. ”

Jiang Yanlin was so angry at this time, she didn't want to wash in the bathroom of the room, but the shower broke down for no reason, so she had no choice but to come to the bathroom outside to wash, but who knows, she met this dead hooligan and rushed in without saying a word.

It's good that I like to turn off the light when I take a shower, otherwise, wouldn't I be looked at by this bastard?

"The bathroom in my room is broken, you get out of here. ”

Yu Meng was shocked when he heard this, and slapped his head violently.

Damn, forget about this matter, isn't this the bad thing that Lao Tzu did before? Now there is such an ugly thing, how can it be embarrassing.

Yu Meng immediately closed the door and went out, waiting at the door with his legs between his legs: "Little girl, hurry up, don't you hurry up, I'm going to recite a spell!"

Jiang Yanlin's face was full of black lines, not long after she came in, she was broken in by this hooligan, and now it's good, she let herself go out before she was washed.

"I haven't washed it yet, you shut up for me, don't make a noise for me. ”

"Lao Tzu really recited the mantra!"

Yu Meng clamped his legs, he couldn't hold it back, although he had internal strength and could endure it, but this person had three urgency, and this underwear couldn't help with this.

"You read it. ”

", the god of darkness, Malegobi, disappear quickly!"

......

After listening to what the obscene man at the door read out, Jiang Yanlin only felt that her three views had been destroyed, is this kind of man really a bodyguard? Shouldn't a bodyguard be mighty and strong?

At this time, Jiang Yanlin really felt that her IQ was insulted.

Then he rinsed it casually, pulled the bath towel to wrap himself, opened the door and walked away, and when he left, he didn't forget to kick Yu Yu's little baby.

Yu Yu, who was not the slightest defense, was kicked like this, and he almost couldn't help but gush out.

"Damn, it's dangerous. ”

After Yu Luo quickly solved the problem, he breathed a sigh of relief and went back to his room to rest, not remembering that his little brother was kicked just now.