"You stinky rascal, you shameless, you nasty!"

Yu Meng didn't dodge, just smiled and took such a slap, originally thought that Yu Meng would be angry, but he stood and let her beat.

After a while, Jiang Yanlin also lost interest, but there was more meaning and resentment in his eyes.

Yu Meng also put his phone back a long time ago, and he also wrote down the live broadcast account of the eldest lady, as long as there is this thing, Yu Meng will not worry about deleting it.

"Miss, let's get rid of your anger, let's go cook. ”

Hearing the word cooking, the eldest lady who had just quieted down was like eating dynamite: "What?!You let Miss Ben cook?"

"Well, what, is it possible that you don't know how to cook?"

"Why can't Miss Ben do it, hmph, you wait, I'll do it for you. After saying that, he rushed to the kitchen.

Yu Meng saw that his agitation method worked, and he couldn't help laughing, this eldest lady is really still a child's heart, but the taste of those lips is really good.

The arrogant eldest lady can be said to run to the kitchen, Yu Yu followed unhurriedly, with her hands in her trouser pockets, and a ruffian breath rushed in.

The eldest lady stood in the kitchen and watched for a long time, and really didn't know where to start, but the bastard who ate her tofu stood here and watched, and she was naturally unwilling, and ran to the water tank to catch a jump of carp.

This surprised Yu Ming, this eldest lady couldn't cook, he naturally saw it, but in order to be strong, he actually chose a more difficult ingredient - fish.

"Hmph, look at what, you dead rascal, get out, see if the eldest lady is ready for you to eat." ”

The eldest lady pointed at Yu Meng domineeringly, Yu Meng was unmoved, "Miss, I don't know how to cook, isn't this just me going to take a look next to you, study and study." ”

It sounds like a bit of a sycophant, forget it, just let this dead rascal stay here.

The eldest lady immediately grabbed the fish and prepared to put it on the stove, but after the fish left the water, it was pinched tightly by the eldest lady's jade hands, so she suddenly and directly instigated the big tail.

Sure enough, the tail hit the eldest lady's little face hard, and Yu Yu almost laughed out loud when she saw it, but she still held back to avoid the eldest lady's temper.

"You dead fish, you dare to beat me, see if I don't kill you. ”

Immediately lit the gas, took out the pot and splashed the oil directly, and after a minute, Yu Luo saw something unforgettable in his life, and his jaw almost fell off in fright.

Because the eldest lady was going to throw this live fish into it, she was blown up alive, and then the fried fresh fish.

Yu Meng hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed the eldest lady: "Stop, stop, eldest miss, are you going to throw it in like this?"

"Or else?"

"Don't you have to shave the scales?"

"What are you shaving?"

"What about the offal?

"What are you going to do with it, isn't it cooked when it's fried like this?"

“......”

Yu Meng can be regarded as an eye-opener today, this is really cooking? Damn, Lao Tzu has never eaten this kind of fish, and the thought of taking out the internal organs from the belly of the fish, Yu Luo is not in the mood to eat.

He took the pot and snatched the fish from the eldest lady's hand: "You watch it from the sidelines, otherwise, I don't think you will want to eat fish for the rest of your life." ”

The eldest lady glared at him: "Miss Ben still needs you to teach you how to do things?"

Yu Luo took the kitchen knife and began to carefully remove the scales: "You must remove the scales first when making fish, otherwise, there will be a lot of dirt on the fish scales, and there will also be a fishy smell." ”

The eldest lady was taken aback when she looked at his skillful technique, as if she had seen something new.

Seeing that the eldest lady was so engrossed, Yu Meng also sped up the movements of his hands, until a knife went down, blood flowed out, and the eldest lady was startled by this action.

"I'll go, what are you doing here. ”

"Kill the fish, if you don't kill it, how to cook. Yu Meng looked dazed, not knowing what he had done wrong to make the eldest lady's reaction so sensitive.

"If you eat fish, you have to kill the fish before you sit?"

“......”

Yu Miao's face was full of black lines, daring to love This chick didn't know such a thing at all, and it was really a rich girl.

"Or else? Have you ever seen a crematorium cremate a living person?"

"I ......" The eldest lady thought to herself, this bastard did have a point, so she didn't say anything to stop it.

However, when watching Yu Meng take out the internal organs of the fish with her hands, the eldest lady almost couldn't help but vomit.

Seeing this, Yu Meng smiled evilly: "Hehe, eldest lady, you didn't get these before, why don't I get you another live one for you to eat?"

Jiang Yanlin still had that kind of thought at this time, and her little face immediately turned red: "Hmph, that's me testing you, don't think I won't, and, hurry up, Miss Ben is hungry." ”

Yes, the eldest lady used to cook the meal, but now she makes it herself, but forget it, the meal that the eldest lady cooked, it is estimated that she can't eat it.

Yu Meng sped up the movements in his hands, and saw that the eldest lady was dazzled, putting salt for a while, cooking wine for a while, and Yu Luo still had a pot at every turn.

After a struggle, the meal was ready, Yu Meng just wiped the sweat from his forehead, turned around and received a critical blow.

I can't see things clearly in front of my eyes.

Holy, what the hell is this?

The fishy smell on his nose and the laughter of the eldest lady instantly brought Yu Yu back to reality.

When Yu Meng saw the white disposable gloves in Jiang Yanlin's hand, he understood what was going on.

Damn, this chick actually smashed the guts of a fish on her face: "Chick, Lao Tzu and you don't share the sky." ”

Lao Tzu is a dignified generation of soldiers, and he came to be a bodyguard, which is also forgotten, but being teased by this chick again and again is unbearable!

However, Yu Luo immediately had an evil idea in his heart, forget it, forget it, don't care, the ancients said: Honesty doesn't deceive me, only women and villains are difficult to raise.

The eldest lady didn't think that Yu Meng would do anything to retaliate, in her eyes, Yu Meng didn't have the courage to do so.

"Miss, you eat first, there was a dead fly just now, and the fish entrails were on my face, I'll take a bath and eat again." ”

The eldest lady nodded with satisfaction, wait, dead flies? dare to say that Miss Ben is a fly?

But when the eldest lady came back to her senses, Yu Yu had already disappeared.

Yu Ming, who appeared on the second floor, ran to the eldest lady's room and entered the bathroom, holding a shower in his hand, with a wicked smile on his face.

"Hehe, Miss, let you play tricks on me, I didn't mean it. ”