Lying on the bed and thinking about it for a while, Shan Rao's text message arrived: "Go online." ”

opened QQ, and three sentences popped up one after another:

"Busy lately?"

"Why don't you call me?"

"How's the gym opening?"

Bian Xuedao only replied with one sentence, and then blocked Shan Rao's question: "Rao, I miss you." ”

Shan Rao said: "I miss you too." ”

Bian Xuedao asked: "Last time I called, I seemed to be tired from listening to your voice, have you been feeling better lately?"

Shan Rao said: "Last time I was in a hurry for a few days, I didn't sleep well, but recently I have been much better." ”

Bian Xuedao asked: "There is no shortage of people in the central organs, why are you tired like this?"

Shan Rao said: "Which unit is a newcomer who is a little tired, and the so-called dismount is also." Moreover, the organs are almost the same from the township to the central government, the routines are ever-changing, and the rules are actually the same, which is nothing more than the difference between enlargement and reduction. ”

Bian Xuedao asked: "I want to hear your voice, can you call and say?"

Shan Rao said: "No, you will make an obscene request when I call you." ”

Bian Xuedao said: "How can it be said that it is obscene when love is there?"

Shan Rao said: "I just had a fight with my roommate, and I haven't gotten along yet." ”

Bian Xuedao asked, "What's wrong?"

Shan Rao said: "Well, don't worry about it, it's a trivial matter between women." ”

Shan Rao continued: "Let's get down to business, have you reviewed for the civil service exam?"

Bian Xuedao said, "Ahhh

"I watched a little, but I didn't look at it systematically. ”

Shan Rao said: "Don't lie to me, just look at your reaction and know that you didn't read it." ”

Bian Xuedao said: "It's still Mrs. Wise." I've been so busy lately that my feet don't touch the ground, so I really don't have time. ”

Shan Rao said: "Learn the Tao, are you determined to be a businessman, not a career?"

Bian Xuedao said: "Eldest sister, don't make trouble, official career? If you don't mix up at the department and bureau level, who dares to say that you are in the official career?"

Shan Rao said: "If you don't take the test, you won't take the test, you will find that if you come in, it is actually not interesting." ”

Bian Xuedao said: "Yes, you see, a civil servant, a businessman, what a good family structure, promotion and wealth are not delayed. ”

Shan Rao said: "Learn the Tao, even if you don't take the civil service exam, I really hope that you can come to Beijing to accompany me as soon as possible." ”

Bian Xuedao said: "The last time I went to Beijing, didn't we say okay? You give me a few years. ”

Shan Rao said: "If I want to wait for three or four years, I am not interested in doing anything. ”

Without waiting for Bian Xuedao to answer, Shan Rao continued: "I dreamed the night before yesterday, I dreamed that we were at the beach, you seemed to be going abroad, it seemed to be an immigrant, I don't know what Lu Dao is for I can't go with you, I am very anxious, I want to keep you, you said you must go, I was anxious, I cried in a hurry, and when I woke up, I found that the pillow was wet. ”

Bian Xuedao said: "I really didn't find you so sentimental before. ”

Shan Rao said: "How carefree I used to be at school! Do you know what time I miss most when we were together?"

Bian Xuedao said: "In the isolation building." ”

Shan Rao said: "You can guess it." Now that I think about it, it was truly an unforgettable memory. Walking in the building every day in fear, calculating the time to be tired of being in the house with you, those days are the sweet time for the two of us, and no one else can touch it. ”

Bian Xuedao said: "Actually, the sweetest thing is the days when I taught you to swim, and it had a far-reaching impact. ”

Shan Rao asked, "For what?"

Bian Xuedao said: "If it weren't for the fact that you are in good shape after taking off your clothes, I might have to think about it for a while before accepting you as a girlfriend." ”

Shan Rao asked: "Who are the two of us?!"

Bian Xuedao said: "I will accept you." ”

Shan Rao asked again: "Who accepts whom?!"

Bian Xuedao said: "I will accept you." ”

"Who takes whom?!"

“…… You take me. ”

"Learn the Tao!"

"Ahh

"I want to call you. ”

"Huh

The two shifted positions and connected the phone.

Bian Xuedao asked, "Say something?"

Shan Rao said: "You are looking for a topic. ”

Bian Xuedao said: "I'm looking for a topic, and you say I'm obscene." ”

Shan Rao said: "You are obscene." ”

Bian Xuedao said: "Okay, let's talk about something nasty." Last time, you were asked to put a camera on your computer, did you buy it?"

Shan Rao said: "Don't buy it." ”

Bian Xuedao said: "Buy one, it's convenient." ”

Shan Rao snorted and said, "It's more convenient for you to buy it." ”

Bian Xuedao asked, "What's convenient for me?"

Shan Rao said: "I don't say it. ”

……

After all, Shan Rao still entered the trap of Bian Xuedao, and cooperated with him on the phone half-push and half-on-the-spot.

……

"Put your hand up and ...... gently"

Shan Rao's **** and suppressed voice came from the phone: "...... Learn the Tao, I miss you!ahhh......hh

"Doodoo ......"

Shan Rao, who couldn't help herself, accidentally touched the hang-up button.

Listening to the busy tone on the phone, I learned the way up and down.

The fire in his heart had been ignited, the blood in his body seemed to be boiling, the toilet paper in the bedroom was used up, and Bian Xuedao slipped into the bathroom with his tent.

Turn on the lights, lock the door, listen to the East House, and make the five girls.

Five minutes......

Ten minutes......

The iron pestle was already rubbing hot, and there was still no sign of flooding.

Bian Xuedao is so worried!

Do you want to take a taxi out to find a professional flood discharger like that time?

Unconsciously looked up and looked around, and Bian Xuedao's eyes were hooked by something.

In the shower curtain, there is a round drying rack hanging very secretly, with 3 bras and 3 **** hanging on it, it seems that there are 3 sets, one set of white, one set of light blue, and one set of black.

This......

Is it Shen Fu's?

Definitely.

Bian Xuedao felt that his heartbeat had been turned up a notch.

Puff ...... Puff ......

Heaven and man are at war...... Heaven and man are at war!

Finally, Bian Xuedao stretched out his hand and took off the black **** thong.

Stretching his hands apart to look at the style, he thought of the silhouette of his chest under Shen Fu's undershirt and the buttocks wrapped in his jeans.

This situation, this scene, here and now, can't be controlled!

He viciously held Shen Fu's **** in his hand, and then ......

……

Bian Xuedao rinsed Shen Fu's black thong under the faucet, and before he could put the laundry detergent, there was a sound of the door opening.

The one who opened the door and came back at this time must be Shen Fu.

He panicked, hurriedly twisted a few handfuls, re-hung the **** on the drying rack, reached out and touched it, and found that it was wrong, the other pieces were dry, but this one was wet.

It can't be helped, that's the only way.

Shen Fu had already entered the house and was changing his shoes.

Bian Xuedao listened to Shen Fu's movements.

Pick up the bag and hang it on the clothes rack. Take off your coat and hang it on a clothes rack. went to the kitchen and drank a glass of water...... Then I walked to the bathroom.

Bian Xuedao hurriedly reached out and pressed the toilet valve.

"Wow!"

Hearing the sound of flushing, Shen Fu stopped.

Bian Xuedao looked at his face in the mirror, it was still a little red, but it was not obvious, he brushed his clothes a few times, twisted the lock, and pushed open the bathroom door.

Seeing Shen Fu outside the door, he said without changing his face: "I'm back, rest early." ”

I turned around and went into the bedroom.

Bian Xuedao quietly listened to the sound of washing in the bathroom.

Not long after Shen Fu entered, he came out and returned to the East House.

Bian Xuedao resisted the urge to go to the bathroom to have a look, and waited restlessly in the house for more than 40 minutes, and then went to the bathroom again.

Open the shower curtain and take a look, fortunately, the 3 sets of **** are still there, it seems that Shen Fu didn't think of taking the ****.

Just past tonight.

By tomorrow morning, the freshly washed thong will be almost dry, at least not as noticeably wet as tonight.

Suddenly, Bian Xuedao found that he had hung the black thong in the wrong position in a hurry, it was originally hung next to the blue ****, but now it was sandwiched between the two bras, and he quickly hung the thong back to its original position.

After staring at the thong for a while, Bian Xuedao suddenly felt that he was interested again.

He quickly rubbed his face a few times and went back to sleep.

This night, Bian Xuedao, who had vented Hong, slept very well, but Shen Fu couldn't sleep.

Shen Fu is a very well-behaved person, and most of the items in life are in order.

Especially after renting to Bian Xue's Taoist house, because it is a shared house, there are two families living under one roof, and she has strengthened this life rule.

Two days ago, while Bian Xuedao was not at home, Shen Fu washed the ****.

Because the old lady likes to look out from the balcony of the East House, Sister Cai often pushes the old man to the balcony, Shen Fu doesn't want Sister Cai to see her ****, so she hangs behind the shower curtain after washing.

When hanging up his clothes, Shen Fu clearly remembered that he hung his black underwear next to the blue ****.

After practicing in the recording studio for a day during the day, sweating, and coming back at night, Shen Fu wanted to take the dried **** back to the house, but when she looked at the drying rack just now, she found that the **** was in the wrong position.

Reaching out and touching it, everything else was dry, the black underwear was wet, and Shen Fu's brows wrinkled.

She wanted to take off the **** and throw it into the trash, but suddenly thought of Bian Xuedao, who had just returned from the bathroom.

The ghost sent the **** to the ground and put the **** in front of his nose and sniffed it...... A faint fishy smell, Shen Fu knew what kind of smell it was.

There is no second man in this family, and he is ......

After thinking about it, Shen Fu hung the **** back to the position just now, and returned to the East House with a red face.

Lying on the bed, Shen Fu was ashamed and angry.

She didn't expect that Bian Xuedao, who usually looks at a serious book, would have such a habit, no wonder he repeatedly looked for opportunities to look at his chest that night.

But what can be done?

Now I live in his house, and he helped find a job, and he also helped write new songs.

Speaking of new songs, although Shen Fu has always been full of doubts about the origin of Bian Xuedao's songs, but after knowing each other for so long, Shen Fu didn't see that there was someone to plagiarize around Bian Xuedao, and there was no evidence that he copied it, so he could only admit that this man's musical talent was amazing.

This point is vividly reflected in Bian Xuedao's adaptation of "There is No Banquet in the World".

Touching the knife under the pillow, Shen Fu thought: What should I do? Pretend not to know the way? Or do you want to learn the way from Bian?

According to her previous character, she will definitely move away directly, never talk to Bian Xuedao again, and become a passerby from now on.

But the tribulations of life have unconsciously worn away the edges and corners of her character.

Shen Fu was very embarrassed.