"Nima, what's going on?"

At this time, Xiaobai also noticed that something was wrong, he walked to the life-size statue of Venus, the god of beauty, took out the rich experience accumulated in repairing TVs and washing machines when he was a child, and patted Venus's back with his hand very professionally. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Venus's chassis was very stable, and it didn't move at all, but it made Yao Xiaobai feel a burst of pain in the palm of his hand.

Water, naturally, still does not come out.

Looking at Yao Xiaobai's appearance as if the maintenance worker had encountered a problem that could not be solved, Yang Wanjun wanted to laugh, but held back.

He looked at Yao Xiaobai expectantly, but did not speak.

"Nima, is it broken?"

Yao Xiaobai thought in his heart: "At such a critical time, I actually dropped the chain, I really don't give it anything!"

He felt a hot sensation coming from his back, and when he turned his head, he saw that the eyes of the hundreds of people present were staring straight at him, as if they were looking at some rare treasure.

Even though Xiaobai has been practicing cheeky magic skills since he was a child, tempering in many ways, practicing in thousands of ways, the foundation is extremely solid, and the effect is extremely obvious, but at this moment, there is also a feeling that he can't hold it.

He quickly turned his head away, looked at the statue of Venus, the god of beauty, viciously in front of him, and thought in his heart: "Since you don't give you strength, then don't blame me for being ruthless, so I have to use my housekeeping skills to deal with you." ”

Thinking so, Yao Xiaobai raised one leg high and put on a posture rich in Chinese culture - the golden rooster was independent, and kicked towards Venus's lower body, using at least eight points of strength.

"Bang!"

With a muffled sound, Venus finally moved in front of Yao Xiaobai's housekeeping skills this time, and shook slightly, but there was still no trace of water coming out.

"Whew!"

But Yao Xiaobai used too much force and almost kicked his foot off.

He sat down on the ground directly, holding the left foot that had been in close contact with Venus with both hands, and gasped with a painful expression on his face.

"Hah!"

"Haha!"

"Hahahaha!"

Yao Xiaobai's expression was seen by Yang Wanjun in his eyes, and he was happy in his heart, he finally couldn't hold back anymore and began to laugh out loud.

Laughter is a very contagious emotion, faster than lightning, and the people who eat melons in Hongtang Village behind Yang Wanjun are the same, and they are all smiling and smiling in an instant.

All of a sudden, the entire gym was filled with all kinds of laughter and laughter from the inside out.

This high-decibel, high-density, high-durability laughter is transmitted through the thin iron wall of the gym.

Passers-by, most of the eyeballs have been at the top of the gym, the shining four signboard characters to attract, plus the burst of happy laughter from inside, soon, outside the container iron room, soon gathered a lot of melon-eating people from all over the world.

"Nima, I don't even have the ability to take care of the house, you must know that back then, I relied on one beat and one kick, but I repaired a lot of electrical appliances!"

Yao Xiaobai suddenly had a feeling that it was difficult for a smart woman to cook without rice.

"I don't believe it!"

When he got up and was about to make further efforts, the cold voice of the system came to his mind: "Kick again!"

"Ugh!"

The sound of the system instantly made Xiaobai stand still like a wooden man, motionless.

"Nima! system, you finally appeared!"

He reacted quickly, as if he had seen a long-lost relative, and he was emotionally moved and excited.

"What's going on with this water dispenser! Is it broken at such a critical time? Can you not drop the chain!"

"So many people are staring at it, you actually give me a moth at this time!"

"My weak soul has been hurt by 10,000 points, I want to make up for it, and I want compensation for all kinds of mental losses!"

Yao Xiaobai saw the stitches, hit the snake with the stick, and opened his mouth to be a set of routines.

"It's not broken!"

The system responded calmly and concisely, just two simple words.

"It's not broken?"

"Then why doesn't it come out of the water?"

Yao Xiaobai wondered.

"You know!"

The system seems to have changed its personality, and it doesn't even like to talk much, just a few words jumping out.

"I know, I know a!"

Yao Xiaobai had a black line on his face at the moment, and he almost scolded.

"What the hell is going on!

If it weren't for the estimation that the system has all kinds of unpredictable black technology, Yao Xiaobai probably wanted to jump to scold his mother, but he couldn't help it and said patiently.

"What's wrong with you, little boss?"

At this time, Yang Wanjun finally couldn't help the pride in his heart, and said mockingly: "Is it that the donkey skills are exhausted!"

"There's no way, isn't it?"

"Didn't you look at your various smugness and self-confidence before?"

"Why don't you talk now?"

"Aren't you quite able to speak, and now you can tell me a few more words!"

"Presumably, now the big guys want to know, what else can you say?"

"Hahaha!"

Saying that, as he spoke, Yang Wanjun couldn't help it, and laughed proudly, with an expression of beating the water dog on his face.

"Hey!"

"Seeing you like this, why did I come up with such a sentence?"

The more he spoke, the more embarrassed he became, his eyebrows fluttering, and he almost danced.

"Brother Yang, what did you think of?"

The friends of the TV station behind him also cooperated tacitly, and decisively picked up the conversation and asked.

"Huh!"

Yang Wanjun looked at the little partner who was so cooperative, and smiled: "That's the classic quote that Atubo often said when he played Monopoly a few hours later - he likes to build happiness on other people's pain!"

"Hahaha!"

With that, he smirked.

Yao Xiaobai's face was so black at the moment that it was about to drip water

The fists are clenched, and the back of the hand is exposed.

"Silly!"

The system spoke with disdain, and spit out a word coldly.

Just when Yao Xiaobai was about to jump and run away, the system finally said the answer: "You forgot to pay!"

"Pay!"

When Yao Xiaobai heard this, he also reacted: "System, your character of asking for money is dead, when will you be able to change it!"

"Nima, isn't it just money!"

"Here you go, you can just buckle it yourself, now hurry up and let Venus out of the water for me. ”

Yao Xiaobai, who originally regarded wealth as his life, couldn't care about it at the moment, and said magnificently.

With a vibration from the mobile phone in his trouser pocket - a bank debit text message.

Venus moved—a small door popped open at his navel, and a cup about the size of a regular mineral water bottle protruded.

Xiaobai reached out and took the cup and placed it in front of Venus's left breast.

"Tick-tock!"

Clear liquid began to penetrate from Venus's left breast, dripping down.

Seeing that Venus really came out of the water, and the part of the water was so special, everyone present was dumbfounded, and there was silence in an instant.

"It's really out of the water. ”

After a long time, there was a crowd of people who ate melons, and they said in a daze.