Chapter 22 How not to get out of the water

"Very good!"

"It's to drink water, and it's the kind to drink to death. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Yao Xiaobai said with a smile: "Weight loss is essentially the process of the human body consuming calories and digesting and decomposing body fat, while muscle gain is the process by which the human body synthesizes nutrients into muscle fibers. ”

"Both processes are chemical reactions in nature, and both require a large amount of water as much as possible in the process. ”

"But pay attention to one point, don't drink too much water at one time, like a cow drinking whale swallowing, if it is so serious, there is only one result, stomach prolapse!"

"The correct way to drink water is to take two or three sips at a time, and the number of times is more than that, just like the principle of eating a small amount and eating more meals that we adhere to in the process of fitness!"

By the way, he popularized some basic common sense of fitness diet.

"Less nonsense! As far as you say about pediatrics, basic knowledge of fitness, I'm not a fool, how can I not know?"

Yang Wanjun urged a little impatiently, and fired a map cannon by the way.

As soon as the words came out, he felt that something was wrong.

turned his head to look, and sure enough, the melon-eating people in Hongtang Village behind him had been bombarded by his map cannon.

The unhappy eyes were all focused on Yang Wanjun's back, and even the friends who came with the TV station rolled their eyes at him.

Yao Xiaobai naturally wouldn't miss this great opportunity, and he immediately said: "Handsome guy Yang, do you think everyone is like you, a highly talented student with a master's degree from a professional sports college?"

"Don't talk about these things. ”

Yang Wanjun quickly changed the topic: "Hurry up, what kind of common equipment is your fruit girl statue in the gym!"

"Don't fool, don't talk nonsense, don't ink!"

"Ugh!"

"Okay!"

"Since you are in a hurry to give benefits to the old and young masters of Hongtang Village, then I will definitely not stop you. ”

Yao Xiaobai smiled and said: "Then we continued the topic just now, I have already reminded you in many ways, don't you still know the purpose of this Venus statue?

"Is it?"

Hearing Yao Xiaobai's words, Yang Wanjun hesitated, and he looked at Venus in disbelief.

"Water dispenser!"

Among the people who eat melons in Hongtang Village, those who reacted relatively quickly have already shouted out the answer.

"Isn't it!

"Great, smart!"

Yao Xiaobai nodded and praised: "Smart, sure enough, the eyes of the masses are bright." ”

"You've guessed most of the answers correctly. ”

"Most of them?"

The melon-eating crowd reacted quickly, and immediately heard the subtext in Yao Xiaobai's words: "That means, isn't this Venus statue just a water dispenser?"

"That's right!"

"The function of the water dispenser is too basic and simple and not difficult, and it is definitely not worthy of the high standard of my gym!

Listening to the warm interaction between Yao Xiaobai and the people eating melons behind him, Yang Wanjun's face was cloudy, and he circled around Venus twice without speaking.

"Handsome guy Yang!"

At this time, Yao Xiaobai looked at Yang Wanjun with a smile and said, "How is it, can you admit defeat now?"

"Throw in the towel!"

Hearing this, the two small eyes on Yang Wanjun's face immediately opened wide, although they still looked very small.

"Nima, how can this be a water dispenser? If this statue is really a water dispenser, it can really be a must-have equipment in the gym. ”

"If I admit defeat, then this time it will really be a loss to my wife and a soldier, not only from yesterday to now I can't get back the 7,000 yuan I lost to Liu Shaoyi, but also this trip today, it is really to do positive publicity for this broken gym, after this propaganda is reported, the Taiwan leaders will probably not deal with Liu Shaoyi. Liu Shaoyi will definitely have all kinds of difficulties after he goes back. ”

"In that case, where is my face!"

"No, I can't throw in the towel. ”

Thinking so, his two little eyes turned rapidly, and his heart was very reluctant to think of various ideas.

"Why should I throw in the towel?!"

Thinking so, Yang Wanjun turned into a dead duck with a hard mouth, and said: "You say it's a water dispenser, it's a water dispenser!"

"I didn't see the pipes and buckets that supplied the water, and I didn't see where the outlets were, but you told me how it was going to get out?

"In front of so many people, you dare to open your eyes and say nonsense, your courage is really not small!"

He played well on the spot, and vividly reflected the host's basic skills of reversing black and white and referring to the deer as a horse, and it was almost said that it was out of the blue.

Liu Shaoyi listened to Yang Wanjun's words, originally a little worried that Yao Xiaobai would not be able to pick up the conversation and suffer a loss, but when he was about to speak, he glanced at Yao Xiaobai and found that he was still full of smiles, without a trace of panic.

Liu Shaoyi resolutely held back and closed his mouth, wanting to see how Yao Xiaobai would respond.

"Hey, hey, you're not dead!"

Yao Xiaobai looked at Yang Wanjun's angry and corrupt appearance, and he said with a smile: "It seems that you are the legendary stubborn donkey character who doesn't shed tears when he doesn't see the coffin, and doesn't look back when he breaks through the south wall, very good, I like this kind of person the most!"

"If you don't give up, then I'll let you die completely. ”

"Do you want to see where Venus comes from? ”

"Come, enlarge your eyes, and look carefully. ”

As he spoke, Yao Xiaobai snapped his fingers domineeringly.

Everyone present stared at Venus intently.

Yao Xiaobai's posture was very handsome, snapping his fingers loudly, but Venus did not move at all.

One second passed, five seconds were gone.

Xiaobai still maintained that handsome and confident demeanor and posture, and Venus was also motionless and stood opposite Xiaobai.

Ten seconds passed, and Venus was still doing its duty as a statue, standing still without water.

The people who ate melons originally seemed to be looking forward to it, but after waiting for ten seconds, they found that there was no movement or change, and they couldn't help but start talking.

"What's going on! Why is it motionless?"

"Didn't the little boss say that this statue of a fruit girl is a water dispenser? Why is there no movement at all?!"

"Is it difficult, should it be, this little boss, is he really fooling?"

"Tsk, if that's the case, this little boss is really too bad, and his guts are too fat, in front of so many of us, he dares to open his eyes and say nonsense, which is to treat us all as fools. It must be unbearable!"

Yang Wanjun listened to the discussion of the melon-eating crowd behind him, and he was extremely proud in his heart, and secretly thought to himself: "I called you proud, let you fool, fortunately, my vision is bright and I have adhered to my own principles, otherwise, this time I will really let you fool you!"

The people on the TV station also looked at Yang Wanjun with a look of worship at this moment.

Liu Shaoyi's face was instantly possessed by the bottom of the century-old pot, and he was pressed black: "Nima! This little boss is really a cheat! ”

"If Yang Wanjun goes back and truthfully reports to the gym that there is a sheep's head selling dog meat and a statue of a fruit girl to attract business, the leader of the station is angry, and it is estimated that there is a possibility for me to roll up and get out!"

"Aren't you going to let the statue of the Fruit Maiden out of the water?

At this moment, Yang Wanjun was extremely proud, and said in a tone that beat the water dog: "Why don't you go out of the water?"

"I shouldn't really be right! This person still has to be honest! It doesn't last long to fool and deceive people! Hahaha!"

By the way, he taught Yao Xiaobai a lesson, and after speaking, Yang Wanjun laughed proudly.