"Hey, hey!"

When the system heard Xiaobai's question, it smiled meaningfully. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"What do you think?"

The system did not answer directly, but asked rhetorically in the tone of an old driver.

"Ugh!"

"Huh!"

"I'm so honest. ”

Yao Xiaobai said subconsciously.

Although he yearns for the realm and life of an old driver like buttocks, and in order to achieve this goal, he has studied all kinds of theoretical knowledge through various means, whether it is on paper or video.

But after all, he is a junior brother who has never practiced, and in the face of the realm that can only be understood and cannot be spoken, Yao Xiaobai can only rely on reverie to satisfy his desires.

Therefore, he was suddenly asked by the old driver of the system, even though he was thick-skinned and solidly black, he only had a subconscious shy reaction.

"Then let's change the question. ”

The system said, "Where do you want this mineral water to come from?"

"Ugh!"

Xiaobai continued to be speechless, but he had come back to his senses a little, his eyes rolling back and forth, back and forth between the two most striking plumps of Venus and the red lips on his face.

"Hurry up, don't grind, isn't it just a water dispenser! What's the big deal, it's mysterious, hypocritical. ”

He resisted the desire in his heart, and shouted at the system for the sake of attack.

"Hey, hey!"

The system laughed, laughing so much.

"Young man, you have potential, you have talent, I am optimistic about you!"

"That's right, that's what you thought, congratulations, you're right. ”

The system's answer made Xiaobai, the junior brother who was eager to become an old driver, add three dividends to his face.

"Really?"

Xiaobai was told that the desire in his heart was broken, and he said with a little smugness in his shyness.

"Yes, it must be, what an honest system I am!"

With its strong learning ability, the system has learned Xiaobai's characteristic mantra in just two days of getting along.

Hearing such a sentence suddenly popping up in the system, Yao Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, and didn't think about whether to cry or laugh for a while?

"I'm going to go! You've learned it all. ”

Xiaobai complained.

"Is it the same on both sides?"

"Two-sided, two-sided, two-sided, two-

The words of the system suddenly made Yao Xiaobai stunned again.

"Didn't you say that the place where the water came out was there?"

Xiao Bai raised his hands a little unconvinced, pointed to the two plumps on Venus's chest and said.

"What? Did I say that?"

As soon as the system pushes two, five or six, it is completely denied in the blink of an eye.

"Okay!"

Yao Xiaobai reluctantly admits defeat: "I'm convinced, you can say it! Where did the water come from?" ”

"Hahaha!"

"Left or right!"

"Left?!"

Hearing this, Yao Xiaobai's eyes lit up.

"Right!?"

After hearing this, Xiaobai even made his voice louder.

"Nima! system, you explain it to me!"

"Haha! What did you tease just now? young man, be calm. ”

"Okay, count you ruthless!"

Yao Xiaobai, a master of theory and a junior brother of practice, has no backhand power at all in front of the old driver, who has a strong learning ability and is already a mature driver.

can only, helplessly smile bitterly, bow your head and admit it.

"Then this water dispenser is also a little more special, which can slightly stimulate the hormone secretion of male creatures, in addition, is there anything else?"

He realized that he really couldn't play with the system, and quickly changed the subject.

"Of course, there is, and the system will be a high-quality product. ”

The system's smug voice quickly came to mind.

"Really, why didn't I see it?"

The corners of Yao Xiaobai's mouth curled slightly, and he felt embarrassed: "Let your system be like a ghost, no matter how old the driver is, but as long as I divert the topic, you don't have to be led by my nose!"

"I didn't see it, it's your clumsiness!"

The system complained by the way: "You don't see that the water dispenser has two water outlets! That must have different functions! Stupid, you can't even see this!"

"Is it cold and hot, is it cold on the left and hot on the right?" or is it cold on the right and hot on the left?"

Yao Xiaobai continued to pretend to be stupid and dig pits, pretend to be pigs and eat tigers, and put on the system.

He knew that if he took the initiative to ask, he would probably be ridiculed by the system again, so it was better to wait for the system to say it himself.

Coming out of society since childhood, the experience of serving the people for many years must be effective and useful.

The old driver of the system is only because after contacting Liu Shaoyi today, he has just learned successfully, and in other aspects, compared to Xiaobai, he is still relatively tender.

"Hot, cold!"

Do you think that the things produced by this system will be the kind of roadside stalls and rotten street goods?"

"For such a simple, basic, needless question as hot and cold temperature, you will ask. ”

The system said in a tone full of superiority: "As long as you set the specific parameters with your voice before the coin, then when the water dispenser comes out, it will naturally reach the temperature you want." ”

"Are there any special different functions on the left and right sides of it?"

Yao Xiaobai looked at the water dispenser in front of him that was far more sexy than all kinds of limited-edition real dolls, and still asked a little blushing shyly.

"The water dispenser does not provide ordinary mineral water or distilled water, but is blended by this system and added with various ingredients such as branched-chain amino acids and creatine that are beneficial to improving the body's athletic performance and recovery ability. ”

"Ten Great Tonics?!"

Xiaobai was shocked by the system's lofty and rich Chinese cultural heritage.

"It's really fake! The name is so high, don't drink it when the time comes, the fart is useless, then you will come over and smash the field." ”

He continued to play dumb and complain.

"Humph!"

The system really fell into the pit, and said in an arrogant tone: "This perfect tonic is not those deceptive things, it is a good thing that this system has called and compared a large number of human physiological data through scientific research, and it is specially aimed at the yellow race." The specific benefits are only known after drinking. ”

"Then what kind of perfect tonic only occupies one side of the water outlet, and what about the other side?"

Yao Xiaobai continued to ask.

"The ten perfect supplements on the left are the standard version, and the right is the private customized version, and the system will be tailored according to the user's situation, and the effect is about twice that of the standard version!"

The system said smugly.

"Wow!

"Can I try it out?"

Xiaobai said with some anticipation.

"You want to try it!"

The system laughed.

"Yes!

Xiaobai said urgently.

"Pay the money, you know. ”

"Nima, I knew there was no such thing as a free lunch!"

Yao Xiaobai looked expected.