Chapter 1 Where to get out of the water?

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"Bang!"

With a sound, Yao Xiaobai quickly pushed the god-level priest stool back to the gym, and invited a group of people who eat melons to eat the world-famous Chinese food - closed-door soup.

"Hurry up, get that water dispenser out!"

He rubbed his fists and shook his hands, and said expectantly.

"Hehe, don't worry, it's a lot of good things, wait for me to brew my emotions, and see which water dispenser is better for you." ”

The system said slowly in Yao Xiaobai's mind.

"Nima, if you're not pretentious, you're going to die!"

Yao Xiaobai complained.

At this time, the melon-eating crowd who were watching outside had even more strength to gossip after eating the food and closing the door.

"I'm poor, this little boss really has a temper! He actually has money and doesn't make money, it's the time of the big sun, what do you say it's getting late, domineering!"

"You know, what kind of god-level priest stool is this, it costs 888 yuan to use it once! It's not 88."

The people who ate melons knelt down in front of Yao Xiaobai's thick black skin, and they had the urge to sing about conquest.

"It seems that this god-level priest stool is really powerful, otherwise this little boss would not be so confident. ”

The people who ate melons praised Yao Xiaobai's domineering behavior and language, and they were even more aroused by him to look forward to the god-level priest stool.

"I don't know what time the door will open tomorrow, and when the time comes, let's come back and see, if this god-level priest's bench is really that fun, then I can't afford to spend this 888. ”

Someone was moved, and this opening said what many people were thinking.

"yes! yes! Isn't it 888! I sell some seafood, what are you afraid of!"

"I'm afraid it's not that fun!"

Listening to the sound of the people eating melons outside the iron room, Yao Xiaobai, who was in the iron restaurant, smiled and the corners of his mouth curled.

"Hehe, even if you dodge it today, but you can hide from the first day of junior high school, but you can't hide from the fifteenth. If you can run a monk, you can't run to the temple, as long as you are still in Hongtang Village, I have a way to cure you. In the end, I want you to obediently send this gym to me, and cry and shout for me to accept it. ”

Wang Bin, who has a big belly and is wearing pink trousers, is also full of interest in Yao Xiaobai's fitness gym, or specifically the god-level priest's stool, at this moment.

"Then I'll come back tomorrow, I won't come forward then, if one person is not enough, I will call a few people, let them be in your priest's chair, all of them will break their heads, I see how you hide, you can't die!"

"When the time comes, I will say hello to the people in several departments in advance, and I will first put you in and lock you up for ten days and half a month, I don't think you will admit defeat obediently. Let me also know that I, Wang Bin, am the head snake of this Hongtang Village!"

Wang Bin also had a little more expectations for the god-level priest stool in his heart, and planned to use the next tricks.

"Wow! What is this?"

"Could it be that this is the water dispenser you were talking about?"

Yao Xiaobai, who was in the Iron Pavilion, felt that a white light flashed in front of him, and a statue of Venus with a broken arm about the size of a life-size appeared in front of him.

He walked over and gestured twice, this statue of the god of beauty is about 1.7 meters, his arms are mutilated, his roots are broken, his chest is exposed, his face is smiling, vivid, like a real person.

"Well, the water dispenser. ”

The system replied succinctly.

"Ugh!"

Although he was secretly looking forward to it in his heart, after receiving an affirmative answer from the system, Yao Xiaobai was still a little stunned: "Beauty God, broken arm, no clothes, water dispenser! This span is so big!"

"It's a little spicy, there is such a statue of a beautiful god with bare breasts and breasts in the iron hall, wouldn't it be too good!"

When he came back to his senses, he asked with a very shy expression.

"Hey, hey, isn't it really bad?"

The system smiled evilly and said, "Then I'll replace her and replace it with the kind of water dispenser shape that you usually see in your daily life, so that it will not be so abrupt." ”

"Ugh!"

Yao Xiaobai was choked up by the system's answer that it did not play according to the routine.

"Forget it, you've already done it, and you still have to change it, it's too wasteful, and I'm afraid you'll work too hard, so that's it. ”

With the solid cheekiness that he had trained in front of the teacher's office in the school since he was a child, he reacted quickly and said with a reluctant expression.

"It's a trivial matter, isn't it just a change of shape for a water dispenser! This is simply not a problem for me, a system that gathers the essence of the entire prehistoric Second Age civilization. ”

The system said proudly.

"Nima!"

Listening to the words of the system, Yao Xiaobai suddenly felt that he was about to lose his words, and he secretly thought to himself: "I really don't know if this system is too stupid or too smart!"

Actually, I think the shape of this water dispenser is pretty good. ”

Yao Xiaobai silently said what was in his heart, he was also afraid that the system would really have a convulsion, so he replaced the water dispenser with an ordinary shape, so he couldn't find a place to cry.

"Hahaha! I know, look at you still pretending!"

The system laughs.

"Nima, well, you're so good at the system, I'll admit, I can't play you. ”

Yao Xiaobai listened to the systematic laughter in his mind, and decisively convinced.

He walked around the statue of Venus in front of him, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it, and by the way, he slapped the system on the back: "This water dispenser is swinging like this, and the compulsion of the entire gym will immediately improve a lot, the system, your taste, really powerful!"

"Of course, you know, I'm a system that gathers the essence of the entire prehistoric Second Age civilization!"

"This water dispenser in the shape of a beautiful god is not casually placed, this shape alone has the function of improving the sports performance of the iron man?"

The system said complacently.

"It's really fake! Just such a water dispenser, can it also improve sports performance?"

Yao Xiaobai said in disbelief.

"According to scientific research, if the secretion of male hormones in the body is increased during exercise, it will be conducive to the improvement of sports performance. ”

The system said slowly: "The same is true for iron, for example, when you are bench pressing, lying flat on the bench press bench, and there is a favorite girl sitting in your crotch, then your limit weight can be increased by at least five percent." ”

"Tut-tut! You know so much about the system, and it makes sense! It's so dirty! But I like it. ”

Yao Xiaobai said with a smile in a tone that touched someone in the same way.

He couldn't help but reach out and touch the statue of Venus, the god of beauty, which was vivid and life-like, the more he looked at it, the more he liked it, all kinds of cool.

"That's not right, there's a question, system, are you playing with me?"

Suddenly, Xiaobai noticed that something was wrong.

"Say!"

"It's a water dispenser, isn't it?"

"Yes. ”

"Then where is she going to get out of the water? Why haven't I seen the water for half a day!"

Yao Xiaobai asked in wonder.