Chapter 16: Hard Bang
Because of the sad past involving Xiongba, Ye Zi's kung fu learning was finally over. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
But he didn't care too much, after all, the old man could finally get rid of reincarnation and live like an ordinary person, which in itself was a very happy thing.
Ye Zi wanted to give up his room to the old man, and then drove the little Lori to his sister's room, but the old man insisted on refusing, he took a fancy to the sofa in the living room, and decided to stay there for one night first.
But Ye Zi thinks that the old man's choice of the living room is still quite scheming, because he has learned how to use the remote control to watch back the channel, so that he can watch the "wind and clouds" without scruples, plus their sofa is old-fashioned wood, and there is a dragon head carved on each end of the handle, maybe it can help the old man get back to the feeling of looking down on the world...
Then Ye Zi ran downstairs to help the old man buy a few sets of underwear and sportswear, and finally replaced the samurai uniform on his body that was a little too domineering.
"Where's Momo?" After he took the old man's changed clothes and threw them into the washing machine, he looked around but didn't see little Lori.
As soon as the old man wanted to speak, the slightly angry voice of the Lord God came from the bathroom: "Yezi! The water is getting cold again!!"
"Uh... Because I'm doing laundry..."Ye Zi hurriedly turned off the washing machine, it is said that the Lord God will lose his divine power when he touches cold water, and he doesn't want to carry this pot when Momo can't beat the reincarnation in the future.
After a while, the sound of splashing in the bathroom finally sounded, Ye Zi and Xiongba glanced at each other, and both shook their heads and laughed.
The two sat back on the sofa, probably the old man was not too embarrassed to watch "Fengyun" in front of Ye Zi, so he casually found a channel and chatted with Ye Zi.
Ye Zi gave the old man a general introduction to the current social structure, and the old man demonstrated the difference in the power of the cloud palm in an environment with or without water, but Ye Zi still didn't see anything different - anyway, the two experimental cups were broken...
So they looked for brooms and mops with bitter faces, and began to reap the consequences.
Ye Zi only knew at this time that in fact, martial arts masters and ordinary people were similar when doing housework, even if the old man's Fengshen legs were so powerful, he would still leave footprints on the ground he had dragged on...
Ye Zi really couldn't bear to see the picture of a generation of heroes pouting and mopping the floor, so he hurriedly took the mop and said to the old man: "I'll come, just go there and watch TV." ”
"I'm really sorry, hehe..." The old man also understood that he was doing a disservice, so he had to laugh dryly, and then asked as if he remembered something: "I see that Xiaoyou seems to have something on his mind, but he is worried about the safety of the Lord God?"
"Why does she need me to worry..."Ye Zi shook his head, sighed and said, "It's just that the amount of information you brought is too large, and I haven't reacted yet." ”
The main god, the reincarnation, the NPC, the world... These are all things that Ye Zi once couldn't imagine at all, but now they are really happening in front of his eyes, he is a little excited and a little nervous, but more is the fear of the unknown.
Especially when he knew that the reincarnation was still in the real world, he couldn't help but have a sense of panic in his heart, the protagonists and supporting characters in those reincarnation novels were either ruthless, or they could destroy everything for the ideals in their hearts, Ye Zi was worried that the peaceful life of human beings in this world would be disrupted, and then the most tragic war would break out.
"Xiaoyou seems to have some misunderstandings about reincarnation. Xiongba seemed to see what Ye Zi was thinking, and said comfortingly: "Since the rules of the reincarnation space are equal, although the reincarnators will 'die' because of the adventure mission, they don't have too much deception to each other, even if they leave the reincarnation space, they will continue to hide themselves carefully because of the rules, and the reincarnation person I met today is only a special case after all." ”
Ye Zi sighed, and then asked puzzledly: "I just remembered, why is there a novel about the reincarnation space in this world? Could it be that a reincarnation person has returned to reality a long time ago?"
"Big stupid!" it was little Lori who spoke, her hair wet and leaning against the door frame, her eyes full of mockery, "Those authors are all former reincarnators, although space will erase all memories, but if they are strong enough, they will still have some effects, such as dreaming and dreaming, or suddenly having some kind of inspiration." ”
Then she frowned again, sniffed in the living room, and finally fixed her eyes on the old man, and said with a look of disgust: "You stink." ”
The old man was embarrassed, and hurriedly explained: "When you summoned me, I was fighting a duel with the Sword Saint... I'm going to take a shower right away!"
After saying that, he grabbed his clothes and rushed to the bathroom, Ye Zi swore that he had never seen an old man with a face as red as a little apple.
"Respect the old man, hey, besides, your rats stink too. Ye Zi saw that Momo wanted to hug the little mouse just after taking a bath, so he hurriedly stepped forward and snatched the mouse over.
"You are talking nonsense, my body is fragrant, and the leaves are also fragrant!" Lord God is unhappy, the leaf is my divine beast, why should the leaf question the leaf?
Ye Zi smiled, the Lord God was indeed very fragrant, not the smell of shower gel at home, but the fragrance that made people can't help but close their eyes and take a deep breath, so he took two more sips.
Little Lori's face turned red, and she couldn't tell whether she was angry or shy, so she turned around and went straight into the room with a snort.
Ye Zi also followed, helped her lay the sheets, and by the way, found a rope to tie the "leaf" that had turned white under the bed, in case it came out in the middle of the night to steal food.
Everything was cleaned up, Ye Zi was about to turn off the lights and let Momo go to bed early, but Xiao Lori shouted at this time: "Yezi!"
"Huh?" Ye Zi didn't react, whether she was calling a mouse by herself.
The Lord God's whole body was in the thin quilt, only one head was exposed, she looked at Ye Zi motionlessly, her eyes were shining, "Ye Zi, I am the Lord God!"
"I know. ”
"I'm really the Lord God!"
Ye Zi didn't understand the hint of the Lord God, but he still stepped forward to help her tuck the quilt up, and neatly brushed the broken bangs on her forehead, "Got it, my Lord God, hurry up and go to sleep!"
After saying that, he turned off the light, and the Lord God didn't call him again this time, and it seemed that he quickly fell asleep.
Ye Zi smiled, and then quietly returned to the living room to take a bath.
In the small room, Momo's big eyes were still shining in the dark, like the brightest stars in the sky.
"Those mortals who know that I am the Lord God will always please me in every way, and they want to kneel in front of me every day and make me happy with the most disgusting flattery..."
"But Ye Zi didn't alienate me because I was the main god, let alone please me..."
"He'll tell me that this is not right, that is not possible, it is really annoying..."
"But... Ye Zi is still different from the mortals I know... That's good~ Right, leaves?"
The room gradually became quiet, and after a while, a stupid creature finally reacted and replied uncertainly,
"Squeak?"
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Ye Zi had a lot of very strange dreams, although they were intermittent and incomplete, but in the dreams he could clearly feel that he had incomparably powerful power, leading his companions of different appearances to trample a blood-stained road to heaven in the galaxy.
Eventually, a powerful and mysterious deity emerges, who, though she is not tall, also possesses supreme power.
She slapped all the other powerhouses away, and then jumped on Ye Zi, shaking and shaking like Mount Tai pressing the top...
Ye Zi finally woke up, and he finally knew why he became so weird in the dream at the end.
For at this very moment, the Lord God was sitting on him, looking at him like the lowest mount.
"Early in the morning, what are you doing?"
"You just snored. Little Lori didn't answer the question, but said very seriously: "This is a very rude thing." ”
"Please... I've had a lot of dreams, so I'm tired. Besides, if I sleep alone, why is it rude to snore?"
Little Lori didn't pay attention to the question about snoring, and her eyes suddenly lit up: "Are you dreaming?
"I don't remember much, anyway, I'm very strong in my dreams..."Ye Zi also suddenly asked excitedly: "Since you are the main god, then if someone was a reincarnation before, and now he has lost his memory, can you still find him?"
"I can easily perceive the reincarnation that has escaped, but if I lose my memory, I have to touch my skin to find it. Little Lori explained in a serious way, and then frowned: "But I won't do that kind of thing!
Ye Zi didn't think much about it at this time, and he began to have an inexplicable guess in his heart: "Then do you think I used to be a senior reincarnation? You see, I will have strange dreams, and after seeing the dead man yesterday and listening to you say a lot of things, I didn't react too excitedly, even I felt very strange." ”
"Really?" Lord God looked at him suspiciously, he really looked like a veteran, so she didn't care whether mortals were disgusting or not, and touched it.
"Huh, why is it hard?"
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