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Ye Zi has always felt that he is a young man with a very positive outlook, although sometimes his eyes will be straight when he sees a beautiful woman who shows a lot of flesh on the road, and occasionally there will be a trace of adolescent restlessness, but he never thinks that he is a salty and wet uncle with any special fetishes. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

It's just that when Lord God's thrilling little face stared at him and inadvertently brushed over a certain part of him with that soft little hand, Ye Zi only felt that his whole body was hard.

"What's wrong with you?" Little Lori looked at him very strangely, and she found that Ye Zi's entire body was bowed, so that she couldn't sit firmly on his belly.

"Come down first, it makes my stomach hurt..."Ye Zi's face was a little embarrassed, but it was not easy to tell the truth.

"Tut-tut, what a useless mortal!" the Lord God shook his head mockingly, but still obeyed, "My slaves are much stronger than you, and they can carry me around the shrine all day." ”

Ye Zi quietly covered a certain part with the quilt, and then looked up in surprise: "Slave, a mortal like me?"

"Of course not, no mortal is qualified to be my slave. Momo stuffed her crystal clear little feet into her shoes, stepped on the spot twice, and then said indifferently: "Those are dragons, phoenixes and other beasts, and they are quite boring after riding for a long time." ”

Ye Zi twitched the corner of his mouth, so it's not a beast or a slave...?

However, he quickly remembered the previous topic, and looked at Xiao Lori with great anticipation: "Have you sensed it? I used to be a very powerful reincarnation, right?"

"You have a very weak divine power in you..."Momo nodded very seriously, and when Ye Zi's eyes widened in surprise, Xiao Lori said very badly: "This is the reason why you have been with the great Lord God for the past two days!

After saying that, Momo turned around and went out coolly, and before leaving, he left a sentence: "Don't hide weapons when you go to bed in the future, although it's very gratifying that you want to protect my spirit at all times." ”

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The old man disappeared early in the morning, and he heard Momo say that he went downstairs for a walk, Ye Zi was not worried about this, although the old man was not from this world, but with his eloquence, he would not find a home.

And now, Ye Zi is preparing breakfast for the three of them in the kitchen.

When my sister was at home before, it was not Ye Zi's turn to cook breakfast.

She would get up early, make a bowl of hot noodles, or fry a plate of fragrant dumplings, and then watch Ye Zi gobble it up happily.

This is Ye Zi's proudest place, now few young girls will get up early to help their relatives make breakfast, especially such a beautiful girl, Ye Zi often thinks, I don't know which guy will marry his sister home in the future, but he must be the luckiest person in this world, the kind of luck that has cultivated for thousands of years.

Of course, every time this thought came to mind, Ye Zi's heart was sour, and he finally understood why many fathers would cry at their daughter's wedding.

It was the most precious and precious treasure, the feeling of being snatched away in the blink of an eye.

Time passed quickly in contemplation, and by the time Ye Zi came back to his senses, the third omelette was obviously already mushy. He shook his head and smiled, but still put it on his plate, ready to eat it himself.

And just as he turned to walk to the living room, he saw an interesting scene downstairs through the window.

Xiongba was like an ordinary old man standing outside the door of the unit, with pants, a vest, and seemed to be carrying breakfast in his hand, but he was very tall, and even if he looked at the past from a distance, he was as majestic as a mountain.

What made Ye Zi even more curious was that there was a woman with a dog standing opposite the old man, judging from the back, she shouldn't be young, but she was dressed quite fashionably, and the two seemed to be chatting happily.

Probably from the keen intuition of the martial artist, the old man raised his head with a "sigh", just in time to meet Shang Ye Zi's gossipy gaze, the latter quickly shrank his head, and as if he had to sneak back to the living room as a thief.

"What are you doing?" the Lord God was a little upset, she had already smelled the aroma of the fried egg, but she never saw the leaves brought over.

"Okay, okay~" Ye Zi put the most perfect fried egg in the foam bowl, and poured her a glass of milk, "You eat first, I'll wait for the old man." ”

"Oh..."The Lord God doesn't pay attention to the order of the old and the young, but she saw that Ye Zi hadn't eaten yet, so she quietly and slowly ate a little.

After a while, the sound of the key sounded, and the old man finally walked in proudly, carrying a few breakfasts in his hand.

Ye Zi helped take the bag, and after taking a closer look, he couldn't help but exclaim: "Old man, you are really powerful, this potsticker is famous in the whole city." ”

He knows the trademark of this store, and once took his sister to eat once, the taste is good, but it is a little far away, and the bus will take more than half an hour to arrive.

But Ye Zi didn't feel strange, the old man was a person with light skills, and as soon as Fengshen's legs came out, the traffic police Shu Huang might not be able to help but issue a ticket. However, his mind was quickly disillusioned, because Xiongba immediately took out a thin card from his trouser pocket and shook it in front of Ye Zi as if showing off.

Well, it's a shiny bus card.

"I happened to meet a very helpful lady downstairs, and when she heard that I was not a local, she took me around the city. Xiongba naturally explained the scene that Ye Zi had just seen, and his expression was not at all embarrassed.

Sure enough, I'm used to seeing strong winds and waves... Ye Zi looked at the old but still handsome hero, and even felt that it was natural for him to drive a Maserati sent back one day.

The potstickers were brought to the table, and the Lord God vomited them out in disgust after tasting two bites, she didn't like to eat greasy things, and besides, she thought that this kind of "the best in the city" was not as good as the omelette made of leaves.

Little Lori hurriedly took a bite of the omelette to suppress her shock, and then asked Ye Zi, "Where are we going today?"

"Hmm... Stay home in the morning, I'm going to do some shopping in the afternoon, and I'm going to school tomorrow. ”

"School?" Little Lori was stunned for a moment, and then showed the familiar mocking smile: "There is no need to waste time at all in this low-level civilization, you might as well help me find the reincarnation if you have this time." ”

"But if I don't go to school, I won't be able to get a graduation certificate, and in the end I can't find a job, who will support you, who will cook a big meal for you?" Ye Zi had a headache when he thought of this, it was originally quite difficult to raise little Lori, and now there is an old man with an amazing amount of food, and his savings are obviously a little insufficient.

Besides, he doesn't know how to explain these things to his sister, and if she tells the truth, she will be very worried about sending herself to the brain department...

Lord God frowned and glanced at Ye Zi a few times, in the comparison between the feast and the reincarnation, she was obviously a little entangled.

"Since there is nothing to do in the morning, the old man will teach you some kung fu first. The old man put down his chopsticks and looked at Ye Zi with a smile: "Haven't you always wanted to learn?"

"You can really learn, aren't you..."

The old man shook his head, and Wen Yan explained: "I didn't teach you because of those trivial things, but because I didn't know how to teach you. ”

"No, your two apprentices are still in the serialized comics..."Ye Zi was a little surprised, although the two of them had countless opportunities, whether it was Pai Yun Palm or Feng Shen Leg, they all used martial arts that were still invincible in the later stage.

"It's okay to teach you, but you don't necessarily have a way to learn. The old man sighed helplessly: "The martial arts of my world all rely on the subtlety of moves, and energy is obtained through moves, of course, it can also be interpreted as divine power now." And you don't have any divine power here, and you may not even be able to beat ordinary people after learning those moves..."

"I understand..."Ye Zi nodded heavily, he could imagine the scene when he raised his arms and shouted, "Overwhelming", and then was killed by a monkey on the other side, "But why can you teach it now?"

"I got to know your world about it last night, and found that there is such a magic as 'internal force', I want to use internal force to guide my martial arts, although the power is not comparable, but it can also be better than the primary reincarnation. ”

"Internal force, but I won't either, is it true that you have no teacher, old man?"

The old man shook his head and smiled: "How can it be so easy, but your TV show is very powerful, and you actually found a village full of martial arts wizards." ”

"......" Ye Zi suddenly had an ominous premonition, and hurriedly asked, "What's the name of that TV show?"

"It's on Channel 11, what does it seem like it's called Approaching Science?"

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I'm sorry, but I'm so busy at home, I may only have one shift today.

There are a lot of jokes about a certain show, so I won't explain much~